• i love it!! love the idea!! so much better than getting sucked in by all the stupid drama. because the love of writing is why i started blogging in the first place!!

    November 30, 2009
  • I sacrificed my dignity YEARS ago.
    .-= Miss Grace´s last blog ..Too Many To Count =-.

    November 30, 2009
  • Embarrassment isn’t something that happens to you. It’s how you respond to something that happens to you. If you never want to be embarrassed, you just need to turn your “don’t-give-a-shit”-ness dial up to 11.

    And speaking of brown floaters … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-IAerNSs40

    November 30, 2009
  • Now that you mention it, that was an odd intro to a blind link.

    November 30, 2009
  • I love the way you wrote about the three “big ones”.

    November 30, 2009
  • I have missed you.
    .-= lceel´s last blog ..Monday Meanders 11-30 =-.

    November 30, 2009
  • haha my mom recently got a visit from some super hot fire fighters because she caught her oven ON FIRE because she stuck tupperware in there to dry after doing dishes and then pre-heating her oven without remembering to remove it. Fun stuff.
    .-= Jessica´s last blog ..Embarrassment and writing well =-.

    November 30, 2009
  • kys

    I never tell about the humiliating things I’ve done. *Nose growing ala Pinocchio*
    .-= kys´s last blog ..Blog Break By Numbers =-.

    November 30, 2009
  • Your long, run-on sentences sound awesome in my head. (And melting the food processor just means never having to clean it again.)

    November 30, 2009
  • You can’t possibly know how happy it makes me when my feed reader shows a new post here. People throw around the LOL’s and LMAO’s so easily these days…but you really DO make me laugh. Right out loud, too! So, while you don’t know who the hell I am, I’ve been stalking your blog for a long time. I am all for more frequent Lotus posts, I miss them. Those “run-on sentences” really do sound as good as you think they do, to me anyway. :)

    As far as your embarassing stories, the 1st period and 1st armpit hair stories resemble my own so closely it is SCARY! As for the floater…well, if I ever did that, my husband didn’t tell me. Phew!

    November 30, 2009
    • @Corrie,
      I am blown away. Thank you so much for such kind words.

      I love run-on sentences. I have a feeling they aren’t supposed to be a part of “good writing” though. *Damnit*

      December 01, 2009
  • (put your junk in that box huh? That’s what HE said)

    Moving on. I totally know what it’s like to live a life of embarrassment due to parents. Mine called ALL NINE of her sisters when I got my period and I had to talk to all of them.

    not awesome.
    .-= Lynette´s last blog ..In the pink =-.

    December 01, 2009
  • Well shit. I’m going to have to do this now, huh.

    (P.S. We have so much in common it’s ridiculous. I have vivid memories of my mom proudly chasing me with a can of deodorant, shouting, “but body odor is the most natural thing in the WORLD, honey, it’s all part of becoming a WOMAN!!” while I ran, uttering between sobs “I do NOT smell, I DO NOT!!”)
    .-= Bejewell´s last blog ..Almost Dying of Thirst Will Make You Say and Do Crazy Things (Updated Title: Don’t Ask a Midget to Marry You Unless You Really Mean It) =-.

    December 01, 2009
    • @Bejewell,

      Yes. You DO have to do this now.

      Oh, but my mother WOULDN’T LET ME use deodorant. Eventually, a kind young man loudly stated in class that I had BO.

      So what could I do? I stole some fucking deodorant. That’s not lame at all, is it? Stealing deodorant? I didn’t think so.

      December 01, 2009
  • Lotus, I want in! I want to get better at this, and guess what, I’m already writing an “Embarrassing stories” series! You think I could contribute with one of those for today’s challenge?

    Like… this one?. I’m pretty sure you’ll like the series, though most of my ’embarrassing moments’ posts are just plain sad… :-)
    .-= Gabriel´s last blog ..Silly Monkey Stories #75 – Boom =-.

    December 01, 2009
  • The floater… Totally makes me love you! Those are the worst because you flush, they go down and then somehow manage to float back up to hang out. Made me laugh pretty darn hard.
    .-= talina´s last blog ..Tween gremlins, missing gifts, brain cell lackaged and a puzzle in a pear tree. =-.

    December 02, 2009
  • Al_Pal


    Great post. 😀

    December 07, 2009

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