Also: GIVE ME SOME CHOCOLATE OR YOU DIE.

Hope you get Chocolate soon!

Allison (aka AngelGal)’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday #3 – First in 5 Years!

I’m with you there. PMS is evil.

Christi’s last blog post..My heart is heavy

Lotus – you and me must totally me twins, except I’m older and live in Australia, look nothing like you and aren’t nearly as clever. Other than that though? Twins when it comes to PMS. I turn crazy, dude. And cry at anything and get furious at everyone. Actually, I do that most days, but at least I have an excuse once a month…
Have a pile of chocolate

Suze’s last blog post..Some Arty Bling

Oh my gosh, that flashing picture totally freaked me out. Seriously.

Also, why can’t men understand that sleeping in means the kid must stay in a DIFFERENT ROOM than the sleeping person? C’mon dudes…

Rachael’s last blog post..So You Think You Can Dance Newsflash!
Twitter: rachael1013

honestly, lotus, i wish you would just say what you mean. all this wishy-washy talk … seriously!!!!!

the planet of janet’s last blog post..Weekly Winners: July 6-12, or the chronicles of Carl
Twitter: planetofjanet

GOD pms does the same crap to me…I swear i’m coming down with something close to death each month…and i’m already craving chocolate frosting covered brownies.

We need a safe chocolate place to go every month devoid of clueless husbands and peeless children. I’m only asking one week a month…

The Mom’s last blog post..I Was Carded TWICE in One Night

Hurry up and tell me if the address I have for you is correct so I CAN SEND YOU SOME DAMN CHOCOLATE.

And tell me what chocolate you don’t like so I can avoid it.

Veronica’s last blog post..Articulation

One day last year my daughter and grand-daughter were PMSing together. S-I-L and grandson looked at each other, then took themselves to the movies, out of harms way. To be fair they did then bring back Pizza and chocolate ice cream for dinner and dessert.

me? Im up working.
drinking hot chocolate
eating a choc chip muffin.

you do the math.

MizFit’s last blog post..Tues Trend (I hope never catches on) & Test Drive.

Thanks for reminding me I’m not the only one. I get right bitchy and the men just don’t understand how totally out of control we feel. Which just makes us feel bitchier.

Shannon’s last blog post..Public Service Announcement #29814

I hear ya sister.

PMS sucks.

~JJ!’s last blog post..I’m ashamed.

Right there with ya!!! There should be a monthly PMS Chocolate Club (kind of like beer of the month club) for every woman!!

Amy’s last blog post..Getting to know you….

JOHN!! If you got guns — hide ‘em.

lceel’s last blog post..Tuesday Tale – PUFF
Twitter: lceel

Remind me not to get on your bad side.

John’s last blog post..Return of the F.A.T.: Funny Acronym Tuesday is Back Baby

I can always tell when I have PMS because I start acting like a crazy lady and my husband starts looking wary.

Beck’s last blog post..Scientific Principles

PMS is such a freakin bitch. Hate it!

Hope ya get some chocolate soon ((hugs))

Marylin’s last blog post..9 Month Haiku.

I am so in love with you it is sinful. LOL

And I say we drag this PMS bitch out back and kick her til she bleeds!

Oh. Wait. Er..

Miss Britt’s last blog post..On Toilet Paper And Violating My Family’s Privacy Online

Thank you, thank you, thank you Lotus! You are speaking the truth that is my reality. For what it is worth, I am sitting here blogging in my underwear and feeling pissed off at nothing and everything all at once.

Deb’s last blog post..What would your underwear say?

I say we all protest PMS… we can form a club and have a secret handshake and everything… the handshake will involve putting our hands around the throats of those who annoy us and shaking. Not enough to hurt them badly, mind you… just enough to put some sense (and the fear of PMSing women) into them. We can call our club WAPMS…” whap-ems”… and of course chocolate will be served… chocolate covered Midol…

Donna’s last blog post..Ch-ch-ch-changes…

Yowza…

And what would the darling husbands do if their ‘sleep in’ was five minutes followed by a baby in their midst?

I swear…

PMS is evolution’s result of hundreds of years of living with men.

Otherwise we would be perfectly content to lay in bed in our granny panties eating Betty Crocker frosting out of the tub with our fingers and crying at the pampers commercial with the foreign babies who need vaccines and can only be saved by your purchase..

Did any of that make sense?

Oh wait… I don’t really care.

Tracey’s last blog post..If it ain’t broke..

I suspect, even though I can no longer have periods cause my ovaries prematurely retired (and I’m still pissed about that), that I am getting pms-like symptoms each month. I can’t tell you – there are no words – for how PISSED I will indeed be if I cannot have periods (hence, more babies) but still must deal with PMS.

Someone. Will. Pay.

Amy @ Milk Breath & Margaritas’s last blog post..Mommy Bloggers / Organization Expertz Needed
Twitter: amy2boys

Thank you for the Gufman reference, I’m now going to go home and bite my pillow,

I have a new favorite bad word to share with you = ass pimple. I previously borrowed your “ass hat” (cuz it sounded oh so good to call the hubby an ass hat when he was acting like one) but last night he pissed me off even more than that and the first words out of my mouth were, “Just shut up you ass pimple.” My new favorite words.

Oh, and yesterday morning the 3yo told me he liked my underoos cuz they had polka dots on them. Grreeeeaaat. It wasn’t bad enough that you wedged yourself into my bed and kept me freom sleeping like a normal person, so you’re going to wake up in time to see me in my nekkedness and make me worry that you’re going to grow up to be a perv.

Isn’t pee good for your hair? Ancient Chinese secret?

Colleen’s last blog post..Mini-golf, chores & more vacation pics
Twitter: mommy_wins

You just explained my life last week. There is light at the end of the tunnel no matter how much you can’t see it now.

Good luck.

Angie’s last blog post..Adult time

Oh, yes, I remember those days. I remember one particular month when I was eying the Hershey’s Cocoa can because it was the only chocolate in the house. I learned that this desperate need for chocolate can be an indication that you are low on magnesium. I started taking a calcium/magnesium supplement and was never tempted by the unsweetened cocoa again. You might want to try it.

I hope you felt better after posting about it! That usually helps me…

Cassandra Rae’s last blog post..Family Mixed with Love & Anger

I’m curious about the effect the pee had on his hair . . . . I’m wondering if you could bottle it and sell it in a swank salon.

Tranny Head’s last blog post..19th T.I.T. … The Lone Star State

Sending hugs (from a distance, a long long safe distance) and lots and lots of chocolate.
Oh and understanding.
Just got back from PMSville myself. Always a joy. Not.

Special K’s last blog post..Come fly with me let’s fly let’s fly away

Men will never understand, the only thing they can do is run. They should at least have the common courtesy to take the children with them. I say take two zoloft and lock the door behind their @sses!

PMS sucks. That’s why I have E(DAD)KAS.
Every day All Day Kick your Ass Syndrom

Manic Mom’s last blog post..Routine

Right there with you honey. And it’s SO much worse after having a baby. GAHH!!!!

Hope you found some chocolate. It did me a world of good.

VDog’s last blog post..Project Support Beauty In Nature
Twitter: VDog

have had those mornings. HATE them. nothing worse than the hubby saying I guess so…………oh my lord it irks the shit out of me.

feener’s last blog post..Amanda vs. Jenny & a little GREEN giveaway

why, just last week I was watching Grease…and CRIED at the end, because she really loved her man to become such a tarted up looking prostitute at the end. I love that movie. Then I ate a whole Mrs. Smith’s Dutch Apple Crumb Pie WITH ice cream. So I hear ya.

I commend you on your restraint in NOT violently murdering your husband. Men do not realize the very real danger they are in on those days. When not contemplating what I can throw that will do the least amount of damage to my house, I tend to wander around outside in my PJ’s and slippers because I simply.don’t.give.a.feck. Howdy neighbor!

K8spade’s last blog post..Dear Asshole Who Drives With the Gas and Brake Simultaneously,

Oh man. My wife and I have that weekend morning fight every week. We both want to sleep in. It sucks. That was a real post. Not so fun, ’cause it was kind of like deja vu. But well written!

Raging Dad’s last blog post..Got a devil’s haircut in my mind

ummmm….sorry about your pms aaaaaand…..if it makes you feel any better, don’t they always say, “urine is sterile” don’t flame me, just trying to be funny….

janelle’s last blog post..Book Blowout Update

Ooooohhh, *tear* SO incredibly true around these parts, too.
And that PICTURE! ha! So encompassing of how I feel during the last two weeks of EVERY. BLESSED. MONTH.

I hate PMS like you too. Are you sure we weren’t sisters in a former life or something? No BlogHer, hate on PMS like the bitch she is, cloth diapered. Need I go on?

Queen of Shake Shake’s last blog post..Does This Outfit Make Me Look Fat?

I went off the pill a couple of months ago and I’m still all funged up. I think I’m working on my 2nd bought of PMS this month. Rawk on.

autumn dahlia’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday – Here’s to hoping more pics of my garden won’t make you gag

Omigod. Ok. PMS sucks my anus, BUT it is ALWAYS annoying when they are ‘sposed to let you sleep in but they have some minor crisis like – holycrap – needing to do two things at once – and they wake our asses up to handle the kid. because doing two things at once while handling a kid? Apparently not possible when you have a penis.

Kat’s last blog post..Complete Sentances, In English

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