• Kateanon

    Ha – I got something similar last week. Apparently we both talk about our boobs too much.

    I’m not at the top of asian porn – but searches for uncensored, explicit and extreme porn all lead people to my blog. I’m so proud.

    Kateanons last blog post..Random remarks

    August 12, 2008
  • lol. “Asshats who should die.” Now that got a chuckle. Wonder if he’ll respond. I doubt it but I can’t help hoping he’ll try. The comments alone from that would make my day a little brighter.

    Satsuki Rebels last blog post..So You Think You Can Dance

    August 12, 2008
  • Clearly you need a best push up bra page to make the most of this traffic he’s talking about. Way to do your research folks.

    Stephanies last blog post..I’m Going to BlogWorld?

    August 12, 2008
  • lol…I almost hope they are a devoted reader, because I would *love* to see the response email to this. You are awesome!

    Annies last blog post..Back!

    August 12, 2008
  • You are my new hero. That was awesome. I really want some other idiot to send you something now…

    kspins last blog post..Twists And Turns Of Fate

    August 12, 2008
  • OMG! I’d say it possibly was some perv who wanted to offer to do a custom fitting for the best push up bra.

    Asshat? More like Fucktard

    Suzannes last blog post..Thanks to Mandy, a Monday MeMe

    August 12, 2008
  • twingly25

    Beautiful response to that prick. I hope they are as devoted a reader as they say, of course they may not be anymore! Oh well, so you lose one fucktard. We all still love you, and think you rock, we don’t care if you are not the top search for “best push up bra ever” !!! LMAO

    August 12, 2008
  • Wow. Seriously?!?

    That was a little R.U.D.E.

    Love your reply letter. Good work, http://sarcasticmom.com, good work.

    August 12, 2008
  • Sometimes it’s nice not to be a “big name blogger”. Nary a troll or solicitation in sight for me.

    Lilacspecss last blog post..Lokerse Feesten

    August 12, 2008
  • What? You don’t sit up at night worrying that you’re not on the first page of results for best push up bra? What’s wrong with you?

    Janines last blog post..D I Not

    August 12, 2008
  • Send them my way (she types as she looks down at her hopelessly flat 32A chest), I could use me a push-up/out bra.
    Nice response… I think you managed to make your point. Then again, they sound like an asshat… so maybe not.

    Sammanthias last blog post..Hasta La Vista, Linny

    August 12, 2008
  • river

    That was funny. I really like the way you put him down.

    August 12, 2008
  • Rhi

    Oh my goodness – and let me guess, this came from a gmail address with the subject line “Your Website”?

    I get these at work all the time – because I am TOTALLY going to hire someone who solicits me via a non-company sponsored email address.

    Also, I’m going to get to work on optimizing my site for Push Up Bra. Clearly it’s an untapped market.

    Rhis last blog post..this post may or may not be full of lies

    August 12, 2008
  • Dude, I hate those emails.

    But even better? I got spam in my mailbox today. My actual mailbox and it was real paper spam. I nearly died laughing at it. They didn’t even get my gender right!

    Veronicas last blog post..Missing Things

    August 12, 2008
  • What a great comeback! I am now getting these kinds of PR emails and thought, great! Telemarketing has evolved into email-marketing! I guess that means I’ve arrived as a blogger.

    I must say, however, I would love to have boobs to actually push up! My barely A’s are embarrasing.

    Jackis last blog post..To the North

    August 12, 2008
  • If I’m not mistaken, I believe your ranking on the results for “best push-up bra” just when up dramatically. :)

    Shannons last blog post..Embarrassed to say…

    August 12, 2008
  • Ah, junk mail. I got one of those the other day in comment form on my site. Luckily, my spam filter caught it and I was able to clickity-click it into oblivion.

    And on the subject of junk…my (recently deceased) dog got mail the other day and it freaked me right out. I happen to have a website with that name and they sent him mail! Freaky. But more freaky? Then someone called and asked for my dorkdog.com!

    pgoodnesss last blog post..Getting Things Done Redux

    August 12, 2008
  • That got my morning started off with a giggle and the strange urge to adjust my non-push up bra.


    August 12, 2008
  • For future reference, I would totally be interested in the world’s Best Push Up Bra should you ever get offered one as a giveaway prize.

    Miss Britts last blog post..One Year: the real reason I didn’t blog this earlier

    August 12, 2008
  • Well your boobs went to Blogher without you and now look what’s happening… makes you wonder just what went on there huh?

    Melizzards last blog post..Summer 2020

    August 12, 2008
  • Good Grief Gal!!

    Only on your blog would this happen!

    Go get ’em!

    Fiesty Charlies last blog post..Houston Hates Me….

    August 12, 2008
  • “Asshat” – that’s the funniest word EVER. I’ve never heard it before – I’ve perhaps read it at your blog and not remembered,but damn, it’s funny. I’m so going to use it from here on out!

    Your response was GENIUS!

    KimH.s last blog post..Paint gone wrong….very, very wrong.

    August 12, 2008
  • Classic!
    You are MY top search for push up bras, good work!

    August 12, 2008
  • Well, you did answer the question of “should I go somewhere else?”. HA

    Also, Asshat and Fuckstick are two of my favorite words.

    I do believe that this PR person is beyond an Asshat and should really be considered a Fuckstick. Just saying.

    MommyCosms last blog post..Grammar Police: it’s and its

    August 12, 2008
  • Dear Dickhead. How DARE you insult Lotus’ RACK. Known everywhere as THE RACK! It IS THE RACK. Dumb shit. Lemme at him. I’ll murdalize ‘im. Creep. Jerk. Asshat.

    Can I have a picture now?

    Lou Lohmans last blog post..I’ve figured most of it out

    August 12, 2008
  • But I don’t understand – why wouldn’t you want to upgrade your ranking in the search browsers for best push up bra… ? now come on…..
    But wait —- OMG why haven’t I gotten this email… does that mean —- my blog site —-isn’t showing up —at all!!!!! Oh heavens, NO!

    LOL, this is great.

    Katherine aka SOLO dot MOMs last blog post..A Weekend SAVED

    August 12, 2008
  • Well damn I was hoping I finally was getting my boobs up off of the floor.


    Special Ks last blog post..Oh Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

    August 12, 2008
  • Raging Dad

    Amazing, how stupid some people can be. I like the passive aggressive way of making it clear that she’ll work for your “competition” in a heart beat.

    Oh yeah, I laugh EVERY time I see someone write “asshat.”

    Raging Dads last blog post..Do androids dream of Dora the Explorer?

    August 12, 2008
  • Please do not put down The Rack. I will forgive you for the “twin beaver tails” comment (again), but let this be a warning.
    Even my husband said The Rack is “bombastic”.
    And Rory had his first “look” today, yeah, it was the Magnum.

    Allies last blog post..Are You There God? It’s Me, Allie

    August 12, 2008
  • Shannon,

    Precisely why I put those specific words in the title.

    Kind of like proof that I don’t need some asshat internet marketing specialist to help me add “new backlinks on a steady and consistent basis from high PR quality websites” if I want to be found on a page of search terms.

    Amazing how easy it was to make that point, right?

    Today, I’m on the FRONT PAGE of Google Results for that search.

    Booyah. 😉

    August 12, 2008
  • Allie,

    Ah woman, I’m falling in love with ya.

    Braden used to do looks all the time when he was a wee nipper – check out his ‘Blue Steel”…

    Photo of Braden: “More Blue Steel”

    August 12, 2008
  • Complicated? to me…

    Junebugs last blog post..Happy Birthday Daughter!

    August 12, 2008
  • some peeps are just plain schtoooopid!

    janelles last blog post..What Kind of Funeral Do You Want & PIF Giveaway

    August 12, 2008
  • You had me at “twin beaver tails”.

    Kecias last blog post..Can you home school for college?

    August 12, 2008
  • pardon me while I die laughing.

    August 12, 2008
  • Ree

    I can’t even come up with a comment that will do this justice. 😉

    Rees last blog post..Just Call Me Sister Hot

    August 12, 2008
  • Thank God! I thought this post was going to be about a push-up bra, which I do not wear (I think it’s unnatural when 45 year old women walk around with their boobs right under their chins.)

    “or should I go somewhere else?” Um. Yeah. Go to hell.

    Half-Past Kissin’ Times last blog post..Saving Face

    August 12, 2008
  • “I have to admit that I wondered briefly if your whole email was just a passive aggressive insult aimed at The Rack. I mean, it looks nice when I photograph it well, but, let’s face it… Twin Beaver Tails over here. So, I’m wondering if you’re SUGGESTING that I might need to go LOOK at the search results for “best push up bra” and make purchases accordingly?”


    Missives From Suburbias last blog post..It’s My Time

    August 12, 2008
  • I think it’s cool how you took a crappy nuisance of a spam email and turned it into a funny post!

    Cassandra Raes last blog post..Funeral for a Flower {part 2}

    August 12, 2008
  • I’m so jealous! My site doesn’t even register in a search for “best push up bra”.

    scrambles off to fix that…. lol

    Athenas last blog post..Green Life

    August 12, 2008
  • MP

    You mean your name isn’t Sarcastic?? Hmmm

    MPs last blog post..The Wind In Your Vagina – Must Read Blog

    August 13, 2008
  • I love you http://www.sarcasticmom.com, I really really do. (tee hee)
    Oh and if yours are beaver tails? I think I might as well jump off a bridge…

    Traceys last blog post..A look back to the pre-mom days

    August 13, 2008
  • I’m with Miss Britt on the giveaway.

    ohbytheway? You came up #1 in my search for ultimate assholes of the universe. Congrats!

    August 13, 2008
  • MaryAnn

    Twin beaver tails? Have mercy. I must remember to go tinkle BEFORE I read your posts.

    August 13, 2008
  • Sadly I’m not on Google’s front page for “best push up bra” either, could it be because I haven’t blogged about bras or what goes in them?

    But if you’re Googling for “dog pee makes spots on lawn” I’m your girl! Most of my searches come from variations of dog pee and lawns. My dog is so proud.

    Condo Bluess last blog post..Lighting the Olympic Torch

    August 13, 2008
  • Krystal

    Well, I guess we need to boost your Google standings now don’t we?

    The nerve of some people! I swear!! But I love your response – thoughtful, invocative, insightful!

    I say you should be reccommended for a Blogger’s Pulitzer!

    Krystals last blog post..Boy, do I have a Survey for you!

    August 14, 2008
  • That is the best reply letter I have EVER read!!

    Allysons last blog post..Just Savoring the Moments…

    August 14, 2008
  • ROFL…

    By the way, I did a google search; You are now on the first page. Um, err, congratulations??

    Angies last blog post..Old letter written in 1891

    August 16, 2008
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  • I think this person was just suggesting a way for you get more RAM.

    Just saying.

    Betseys last blog post..Ousting Hobos From The Back Alley Party Zone

    May 19, 2009
  • Jessica

    I came here looking for the best push up bra :(

    October 06, 2009
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