BEWB Fest 09 – Call for submissions!
Have you been longing to take a photo of your BEWBs/MEWBs but just didn’t know what on earth you’d do with it?
That’s why I’m here, people. To help you solve these kinds of crises.
It’s time for BEWB Fest 09!
That’s right… last year we voted for Best BEWBs in honor of Lightning’s Traveling T-Shirt.
Kaiser Mommy won; Nikki & Tena were runners up!
And with that began the idea for BEWB Fest, which is now an annual event at Casa SarcMom.
This year, we have a separate MEWBs Category (Man Boobs, Pecs, Male Chest, get the idea?) – because Sarcastic Mom loves the menfolks and is all about inclusion. We don’t leave out any chests here!
All sizes and types of BEWBs/MEWBs are welcome and appreciated here.
So get our your camera, and photograph your dirty pillows, ladies. Shine up that lens and snap a good one of your pec area, dudes.
And then send those suckas to me via bewbfest@gmail.com
Rules for Photo Submission:
1. BEWBs need to be tastefully covered in some way. This ain’t no nipple show, ladies. Sorry.
2. MEWBs can be covered or uncovered. Yes, we are all about double standards here at BEWB Fest. Deal with it or #suckit.
3. Please send me only ONE photo of your BEWBs/MEWBs. I know you are a gifted photographer, and your chestal area looks awesome from many angles. Choose your favorite and send me that one.
4. Please make sure your photograph is no larger than 550px wide, and no smaller than 300px wide. Please, good quality.
5. No text anywhere on the photo, please!
6. I’m sure your face is what dreams are made of. Let us dream. NO FACES IN PHOTOS!
7. Your email to bewbfest@gmail.com should include: your photo, your preferred name/screen identity, your blog name and URL (if you have one)
This year’s fabulous BEWB Fest Sponsors?
Please click over to this page to see who they are and what you’re playing for. 
I will take photo submissions through June 22, 2009. Voting will open on June 24, 2009 and run through June 30. The winners will be announced on July 1, 2009.
Now go go go, photograph them bewbies/mewbies!
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'cuz I'm the mommy, that's why
Lotus, how did you know my inner exhibitionist was itching for a rumble? Get ready girl, these babies are headed your way!
.-= ‘cuz I’m the mommy, that’s why´s last blog ..How Can you Not Love This? =-.
Veronica
Dude, you did this when my camera was broken? Sniff. I shall have to swallow my pride and ask Mum to photograph my boobs. My working boobs.
.-= Veronica´s last blog ..This Shit Sucks =-.
tena
Who knew it would become such a production- I sort of feeling like a founding father!
.-= tena´s last blog ..This and That =-.
Summer
Ohh, I’m gonna have the man take a good photo tonight. I should warn you all though, I’ve still got a little post-baby engorment so these are some porn star looking boobs.
Colleen - Mommy Always Wins
Dude, I think I’ll need to look through my photos for about FOUR SECONDS to find a shot my hubby took of my bewbs.
They’re not big, but they’re lovely.
.-= Colleen – Mommy Always Wins´s last blog ..Weekly Winners – June 7 – 13, 2009 =-.
Twitter: mommy_wins
Gabriel
I will see if I can find a panoramic camera, and in that case I will send a picture of my MEWBS.
.-= Gabriel´s last blog ..Silly Monkey Stories #51 – Must. not. breathe. =-.
bejewell
What does it say about me that I’m so excited about seeing other ladies’ bewbies? I’m not sure, but if loving this contest is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
.-= bejewell´s last blog ..Hello, Jack. Meet Shit. =-.
lceel
O.M.G. I can’t wait. And another O.M.G. I just saw the Bow Chicka set for the first time. OMGOMGOMG. My HEART!!
Twitter: lceel
Jill
Ooohh… I recently discovered the secret to a boomin’ rack. I might just have to enter this contest to show it off!
.-= Jill´s last blog ..Just do it. No seriously, shut up about it and just do it already. =-.
Tabitha
Um…can chicks with a distinct LACK of bewbage submit a photo? I’m 5’9″, 160 lbs and only about 5 lbs of that is bewb. Sad freakin’ day.
.-= Tabitha´s last blog ..Truth Tuesday: The Odd Hobbies Edition =-.
Earth_Mommy
Mine have been submitted!! I can’t wait to see everyone’s submissions. *bounces in anticipation*
.-= Earth_Mommy´s last blog ..Mosquitos =-.
Twitter: MelindaHamby
DCUrbanDad
No one except my wife should be subjected to my bird.
.-= DCUrbanDad´s last blog ..More giveaways and more truth =-.
Lotus
@DCUrbanDad,
Dun be skeered!
Twitter: SarcasticMomLC
DCUrbanDad
@Lotus, Oh I am.
.-= DCUrbanDad´s last blog ..More giveaways and more truth =-.
BusyDad
You had to call me out on Twitter didn’t you? Well it worked.
.-= BusyDad´s last blog ..When a Blogger Meets a Blogger Grillin’ Up the Rye =-.
Jill
Just sent in my submission. Prepared to be awed!!
MammaLoves
Oh but mine aren’t anywhere as lovely as DC Urban Dad’s…
Mrs. Flinger
Tomorrow, dude. Getting my camera ready as we SPEAK. Booya!
.-= Mrs. Flinger´s last blog ..Happy Father’s day: From Firsts to Fourths. =-.
Veronica
And mine are in finally!
.-= Veronica´s last blog ..An Elaboration. =-.
Al_Pal
My exhibitionist side would like to participate. The rest of me thinks my man might be less than happy about it, though. ;p
.-= Al_Pal´s last blog ..My new creative outlet: Bread Puddings! =-.
Twitter: Al_Pal
Maria
I emailed it from Picnik, check your spam filter if you don’t get it!
.-= Maria´s last blog ..“But baby, even your imperfections are perfect.” =-.
Pamela
can mine be an anonymous entry? LOL
Trenches of Mommyhood
My funbags have been entered…
amanda
I am so pathetically pussing out. No shots.
.-= amanda´s last blog ..So you know: =-.
Twitter: amandadesigntramp.com
Just Jinny
Is eagerly awaiting the post with ALL the entries!! I can’t wait!
Bewbs on Parade!!
usedtobeme
I can’t believe I missed the submission date. Damn!
.-= usedtobeme´s last blog ..So much to do, so little time =-.
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