BEWB Fest 09 Winners!
- At July 01, 2009
- By Lotus Carroll
- In BEWBS/The Rack
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It has been a crazy week of staring at bewbies/mewbies and smiling/laughing/drooling.
People had a lot to say about Bewb Fest 09!
“Waking up at 5 to write. Taking bets. Will I write, go back to sleep, or vote on bewbs?”
–@Neilochka
“Voting is like Sophie’s Choice, but the tears are tears of wonder.”
–@debontherocks
“The entire male class of Indy Law 2009 is now voting on bewbs.”
–@mooshinindy
“Hubs called @ lunch: “Whatcha doin’?” Me: Looking at Boobs.”
–@some1s_sista
“#bewbfest09 FTW!”
–@aaronvest
“RE: #bewbfest09 my husband says: You guys are funny. (pause) Show me yours. #snort”
–@VDog
“My blog stats are down today and I’m blaming you!”
–@TwentyFour
“Ladies of the Bewbfest, I thank you. You’re all beautiful. I’m like a kid in a candy store. Y’know, if all the candy was boobs.”
–@karlerikson
“What did we twitter about before #bewbfest09? I have forgotten.”
–@undomesticdiva
“I’m totally in it for the bewbs. Bewbs make the world go round!”
–@GeekByMarriage
“Even if there was no prize or contest at all, the holiness of bewbs was upon us.”
–@Zoeyjane
Amen.
Thanks SO much to all of you who entered your BEWBS and MEWBS into BEWB FEST 09. You all are clearly brave and have a great sense of humor. Thank you for playing!
Thank you to the Sponsors! It was nice to offer some fun prizes this year. Please visit them, m’kay?
I have worked out one slight change to the prizes which I think adds a slice of total fairness and gratitude to the BEWBs prize plate, so to speak. More on that in a minute…
Winner and 2 Runners Up get prizes (see here) —
Our BEWBs Winner is: #25, Miss Grace of Miss Grace’s Disgrace
She receives the autographed t-shirt from Kaiser Mommy, a lovely lingerie prize, and takes her place in the BEWB Fest Hall of Fame!
First Runner Up: #10, Anissa of Hope4Peyton
Second Runner Up: #04, Laura of Adventures in Juggling
And the slice of fairness and gratitude? We have a Wild-Card Winner, drawn using the random integer generator from the pool of those left after Winner, 1st RU & 2nd RU were identified by the results of the poll. Because you know what? ALL BEWBS deserve a chance at a prize for being brave enough to bounce on the web.
This person gets a Wild-Card Prize. Click to visit the Sponsors/Prizes Page to see what it is. 
Wild-Card Winner: #15, Megan of Undomestic Diva
The MEWBs Winner gets a place in the MEWBs Hall of Fame – and hey, that’s pretty sweet, right? Right!
MEWBS Winner is: #01, Busy Dad of Busy Dad Blog
Again, thank you so very much to everyone who entered, and all of you who celebrated this Bewbtastic event.
Now, next year? New rules. More prizes, bigger excitement. It’s all in the works. Is it bad that I already can’t wait?
<3BEWBS
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Gabriel
Congratulations to all the winners!!!
And a big THANK YOU to all the (female) participants!!!
)
But be aware, I’m going to win next year. In BOTH categories! (when you’re this fat…)
Now, Lotus, should I start organizing the beer belly contest somebody suggested in my post about the Bewb Fest?
.-= Gabriel´s last blog ..WW#92 – O Canada =-.
Gabriel
Forgot to mention… I might be on my way to Nashville, Tennessee very soon!
.-= Gabriel´s last blog ..WW#92 – O Canada =-.
Zoeyjane
Yeah, baby!
.-= Zoeyjane´s last blog ..On artistry =-.
Avitable
Those are definitely award-winning breasts. Congrats, Grace!
.-= Avitable´s last blog ..I am fat =-.
Pamela
congrats to everyone who won!
(and #15.. I love your bra)
.-= Pamela´s last blog ..Life Is Never A Sure Thing. =-.
Lynn (Walking With Scissors)
Bewbs!!
.-= Lynn (Walking With Scissors)´s last blog ..Proof that I come by my insanity honestly =-.
Sarah
JUNK IN THE BOX!
I’m really glad that no one blog-”famous” won. Seriously. I’m a nerd like that. It’s partially why I didn’t enter – I was afraid only the popular bloggers would win, since everyone knows what their bewbs look like.
Congrats to those who won …
Congrats even more to Megan & BusyDad, though! HAWT!!!!
.-= Sarah´s last blog ..Admissions =-.
Kari C
Congratulations to the winners….and ALL the other contestants! Bewbs are the Best!!! Thank you for sharing your girlies with the rest of us!!!
BusyDad
This is going to hurt me when I run for president. But for now, I’ll revel in it. Thank you, Lotus and the internet! And bewbs rule. Mewbs are gross. I appreciate you all humoring me and the other male trailblazers. I did it on principle.
.-= BusyDad´s last blog ..How to Completely Remodel Your Home in 30 days and 12 Easy Steps =-.
Debs
Congrats to all the winners
Some very glorious racks to be competing against and I am honored to have been among them all 
.-= Debs´s last blog ..I wonder….. =-.
GeekByMarriage
I feel like a celeb and shit now that I’ve been quoted on your blog. This was so much fun! Thank you so much for hosting it.
.-= GeekByMarriage´s last blog ..When wives attack.. =-.
Nancy from Fear and Parenting in Las Vegas
Congrats to the winners. Some great racks this year. Put me on the list next year. You need some showgirl-style bewbs to rock the gallery.
.-= Nancy from Fear and Parenting in Las Vegas´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday: Filed. =-.
Twitter: fandpinlv
Maggie's Mind
Many congrats to the winners! I voted strongly for 2 out of the 3. That must mean I know gud bewbs when I sees ‘em. This was fun!
.-= Maggie’s Mind´s last blog ..Thinking of You, Iran =-.
Karl
I have never in my life felt more emotionally torn than I was this last week, voting on boobs. I may have furthered my PTSD into epic status.
.-= Karl´s last blog ..Conspiracies and Treehugging on SecondHand Radio Tonight: Josh Loposer of Famecrawler =-.
Veronica
Yay!
WackyMummy
I couldn’t really get into the bewbs… cuz I’m so much more into MEWBS! Show me more MEWBS! How come they only get an honorable mention? I need more eye candy in my life, and BusyDad’s contribution left me wanting more. (chanting:) More Mewbs! More Mewbs! =)
.-= WackyMummy´s last blog ..Summer of Tranquility II =-.
Earth_Mommy
congrats to the winners!
.-= Earth_Mommy´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday =-.
Twitter: MelindaHamby
lceel
Thank you, Lotus. I am building a shrine in your honor in a corner of the family room. Just because. Although SWMBO did make me put away the boob candle. She thought it was a bit tacky.
.-= lceel´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday – Tintagel Cove =-.
Twitter: lceel
Secret Agent Mama
This was all in good fun. After all, boobs are FUN!
.-= Secret Agent Mama´s last blog ..Eighty-One =-.
Secret Mom Thoughts
Congrats to all the BEWBS winners and the mewb winner too.
.-= Secret Mom Thoughts´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday =-.
Ashlie- Mommycosm
Congratulations to the winners – those are some FINE bewbs, ladies!
…and Busy Dad…nice MEWBS, dude!
.-= Ashlie- Mommycosm´s last blog ..Cutting back =-.
Jill
Congratulations to all the winners! You’re bewbtastic!!
.-= Jill´s last blog ..Girly Night Redux =-.
Miss Grace
YAY! YAY FOR BEWBS!!!
.-= Miss Grace´s last blog ..Let’s talk about SHOES! =-.
Colleen - Mommy Always Wins
Next years? Bigger and better? I may need a bewbie enhancement before then!
.-= Colleen – Mommy Always Wins´s last blog ..The party. =-.
Twitter: mommy_wins
Patsy
Hadn’t been by in a while and that was definitely worth coming by for. Perky boobs — I remember having them once upon a time — now — more droopy than perky — but the memories ::sigh::
.-= Patsy´s last blog ..I’ve Never Done That Driving =-.
Amo
I can’t believe I missed the deadline to send in my picture…
Next year, baby.
You’ve all been warned.
.-= Amo´s last blog .."Where are you going?" CRAZY, wanna come?! =-.
laura
this was fun! thanks for letting me join in.
.-= laura´s last blog ..but I am THAT mom =-.
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Karen MEG
Congrats to all the winners; well deserved. Actually, all the contestants were so worthy!
I’m also looking 4ward to next year… how about a little itty bitty titty contest so us with lack-o-rack have a chance
?
.-= Karen MEG´s last blog ..Friday Fragments – A Pictorial =-.
Tranny Head
I SUCK! I wanted to join in the festivity but have been blogging so scarcely, lately, that I missed it. DOH!
.-= Tranny Head´s last blog ..How to Enjoy July 4 =-.
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