It’s the moment you’ve been awaiting all year, I just know it. It’s TIME to vote for the BEST BEWBS/MEWBS of 2009!
Remember to see the scoop on prizes and check out BF09 Sponsors, button up, and then make your vote count here for the best BEWBs/MEWBs of your fellow internet denizens.
Thanks so much to the following BEWB Contestants:
Alison of RN-Mom
Amy@TasteLikeCrazy of Taste Like Crazy
Anissa of Hope4Peyton
Barefoot Foodie of The Barefoot Foodie
Betsey Booms of Betsey Booms
Carie of Our Crooked Tree
Catherine of Her Bad Mother
Dawn of Kaiser Mommy
Deb of DowneastSmurfette
Earth Mommy of Behind the Stall Door
Elissa of Punk Rock Parents
Gina of My Very Last Nerve
Haley-O of Cheaty Monkey
Jenny on the Spot of Jenny on the Spot
Jill’s Charming Two of Charming & Delightful
Just Jinny of A Girl in the Real World
Karen Sugarpants of Karen Sugarpants
Kim of Frog Ponds Rock
Laura of Adventures in Juggling
Linda of Short Pump Preppy
madnessisay of Madness, Madness I Say!
Malia of live .laugh. love.
Maria of Immoral Matriarch
Maria of Mommy Melee
Megan of Undomestic Diva
Mishi of Secret Agent Mama
Miss of Just Miss
Miss Grace of Miss Grace’s Disgrace
Mrs. C-to-Be of Headed in the Right Direction
Mrs. Flinger of Mrs. Flinger, Little Black Dress Edition
Padme
*pixie* of Artist Mother Teacher
Sam (temptingmama) of Temporarily Me Dot Com
Sarahviz of In The Trenches of Mommyhood
SarahInMI of This Mom’s Wired
@sendchocolate of Send Chocolate
Shaboom
@Shash of Diary of a Crazed Mommy
Summer of Wired for Noise
Tena of My Therapy
The Hotfessional of My Life as a Hotfessional
VDog of Room 704
Veronica of Sleepless Nights
Zoeyjane of Mommy is Moody
(list in alphabetical order – does NOT match the order of BEWB photos)
Voting Poll follows these BEWBalicious photos… You can pick up to THREE Pair of BEWBS each time, and you can vote every day through June 30th.
18 is a placeholder, ignore #18. What, you thought I could count properly while looking at all these BEWBS? Please.
Which BEWBs are best? Pick 3 favorites by number - you can vote every day through June 30th!
- 25 (31%, 5,493 Votes)
- 10 (28%, 4,999 Votes)
- 04 (15%, 2,671 Votes)
- 35 (14%, 2,471 Votes)
- 27 (7%, 1,221 Votes)
- 23 (4%, 619 Votes)
- 42 (3%, 587 Votes)
- 24 (3%, 546 Votes)
- 09 (2%, 353 Votes)
- 05 (2%, 314 Votes)
- 01 (1%, 235 Votes)
- 44 (1%, 190 Votes)
- 41 (1%, 174 Votes)
- 43 (1%, 173 Votes)
- 19 (1%, 161 Votes)
- 34 (1%, 154 Votes)
- 45 (1%, 148 Votes)
- 37 (1%, 144 Votes)
- 02 (1%, 118 Votes)
- 30 (1%, 118 Votes)
- 06 (1%, 114 Votes)
- 03 (1%, 114 Votes)
- 33 (1%, 106 Votes)
- 39 (1%, 94 Votes)
- 14 (1%, 91 Votes)
- 26 (0%, 84 Votes)
- 08 (0%, 73 Votes)
- 21 (0%, 69 Votes)
- 17 (0%, 67 Votes)
- 20 (0%, 64 Votes)
- 12 (0%, 55 Votes)
- 11 (0%, 50 Votes)
- 15 (0%, 47 Votes)
- 22 (0%, 43 Votes)
- 31 (0%, 39 Votes)
- 40 (0%, 38 Votes)
- 13 (0%, 37 Votes)
- 28 (0%, 35 Votes)
- 07 (0%, 35 Votes)
- 36 (0%, 35 Votes)
- 16 (0%, 33 Votes)
- 38 (0%, 33 Votes)
- 32 (0%, 33 Votes)
- 29 (0%, 33 Votes)
- 18 (0%, 32 Votes)
Total Voters: 17,664
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Sarcastic Mom sho ’nuff do love the menfolks, so we have MEWBs as well!
A great big, over-enthusiastic THANK YOU to the following MEWB Contestants:
Artist formerly known as “Make It A Double”
Busy Dad of Busy Dad Blog
Chris Mann of Chris Mann Music
“CrackahMoto”
Josh of Raging Dad
(list is in alphabetical order – does NOT match the order of MEWB photos)
Voting Poll follows the MEWBtastic Chestiness… Pick your favorite MEWBS and vote every day through June 30th!
Which MEWBs are best? Choose the number of your favorite chest - you can vote every day through June 30th!
- 01 (49%, 255 Votes)
- 04 (22%, 116 Votes)
- 05 (18%, 94 Votes)
- 02 (7%, 34 Votes)
- 03 (4%, 18 Votes)
Total Voters: 517
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Don’t forget to display a button to support BEWB Fest 09 – and remember, you can vote every day!
Please note that this now annual Bewb Fest developed independently and with no prior knowledge of Boobiethon, and is not meant to copy, diminish, or devalue the work that is being done there. Bewb Fest is for fun because I love women and I love bewbies. Note the Boobiethon button on the sidebar and visit them to see what they are about. It’s a great cause. Helping save women’s lives is never a bad idea.
#1 by Zoeyjane on June 24, 2009 - 12:51 AM
Man. That’s some stiff competition. I mean voters. I mean. RAWR.
#2 by Heather on June 24, 2009 - 12:58 AM
woot! i voted! damn, i wish i would have submitted mine in time! there’s always next year
Heather´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday
#3 by badassdadblog on June 24, 2009 - 1:09 AM
Dude, there are some amazing racks here. I’m going to need some time to study them further before I can vote for JUST ONE! Well, two, if you count the dudes. And it’s good I didn’t enter. I’m way outa my league. Heh.
badassdadblog´s last blog ..father’s day is for idiots
#4 by Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus on June 24, 2009 - 1:23 AM
@badassdadblog,
You can vote for 3 different racks each time you vote – and you can vote every day!
You can only choose one set of MEWBS each time, but those are an every day vote, too.
So study and study and vote your heart out. HAHAHA
#5 by Maggie's Mind on June 24, 2009 - 1:09 AM
Yay! Mewbies and bewbies. These are hawtness.
Maggie’s Mind´s last blog ..Thinking of You, Iran
#6 by SingleParentDad on June 24, 2009 - 2:04 AM
Where’s the ‘right-click’ instructions? Good job I can remember them, and quality Bewb groupage.
SingleParentDad´s last blog ..Bonkers
#7 by Miss on June 24, 2009 - 3:02 AM
Thank you Lotus for NOT disabling the right click option.
Miss´s last blog ..The one with the things I want
#8 by The Cubicle's Backporch on June 24, 2009 - 7:28 AM
I’m officially jealous of all the great racks. Officially.
#9 by Malia on June 24, 2009 - 7:44 AM
Oh. Em. Gee! I’m so humbled by all the submissions. There are some incredible racks out there!
Malia´s last blog ..Midpoint Check-In
#10 by Crystal on June 24, 2009 - 7:57 AM
That’s a whole lot of bewb first thing Wednesday morning
Crystal´s last blog ..On a Positive Note
#11 by Ree on June 24, 2009 - 8:11 AM
Holy bewbfest Batman. Rackalicious.
Ree´s last blog ..Oops, I did it again
#12 by Colleen - Mommy Always Wins on June 24, 2009 - 8:18 AM
How very hooterific!
Colleen – Mommy Always Wins´s last blog ..I love Lucy
#13 by Michelle Smiles on June 24, 2009 - 8:22 AM
You do know that a woman holding this kind of contest for women, voted on primarily by women, is why men imagine we have pillow fights in our nighties, right?
Michelle Smiles´s last blog ..Fava Beans anyone?
#14 by Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus on June 24, 2009 - 1:20 PM
@Michelle Smiles,
It’s ridiculous to think we’d have pillow fights in our nighties… before we do the Naked JELLO Wrestling!
#15 by Anissa@Hope4Peyton on June 24, 2009 - 8:24 AM
OMG, this is the BEST, Thanks so much, Lotus for giving up this titstacular event!!
Anissa@Hope4Peyton´s last blog ..Guestpost: Across the Pond by Motherbumper
#16 by Miss Britt on June 24, 2009 - 8:27 AM
I spent the entire time trying to pick out Anissa’s bewbies.
I am frightened of what that says about me. LOL
Miss Britt´s last blog ..Fragile
#17 by A Jill of All Trades on June 24, 2009 - 8:43 AM
OMG….23 did it for me!
25 was right there with her/them.
#18 by Jill on June 24, 2009 - 8:43 AM
Excellent… #25 has taken a strong early lead. She’ll be tough to beat. As will #1 in the MEWBS category! Nice racks, all of you!
Jill´s last blog ..Reason #1237 Why I Will Never Voluntarily Reveal My Blog to My Family
#19 by Betsey on June 24, 2009 - 8:48 AM
Seriously stiff competition this year. Sigh.
Betsey´s last blog ..Becoming Mrs. Booms, Act One
#20 by lceel on June 24, 2009 - 8:49 AM
O.M.G. I love you, Lotus. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And thank you, all of you who have participated. Now all I have to do is find a way to pay attention to my job, answer my phone properly (without the heavy breathing, you know?) and protect my keyboard from the drool.
lceel´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday – marbles
#21 by ali on June 24, 2009 - 8:49 AM
i’m pretty sure this qualifies as too much fun!
#22 by AmazingGreis on June 24, 2009 - 9:06 AM
Wow, so many BEWBS/MEWBS so little time.
Good luck to you all and may the best BEWB win!
#23 by Maria on June 24, 2009 - 9:08 AM
This is so fun.
Maria´s last blog ..there is a reason
#24 by Malia on June 24, 2009 - 9:09 AM
@Michelle Smiles, LOL Michelle! Good point
Malia´s last blog ..Midpoint Check-In
#25 by Robin ~ PENSIEVE on June 24, 2009 - 9:13 AM
Oh, my ever-lovin’ word, Lotus. This is brilliant…you know how every once in a while someone has an idea that catapults their blog to the next level? Oh…my….WORD! I can’t imagine the traffic you’re gonna stir up! And the interest.
Some of these? Ai yi yi……wow. Just WOW.
Saw all the tweets, HAD to find out what the heck everyone was talkin’ about.
You go, grrrrrrl!
Robin ~ PENSIEVE´s last blog ..Birthday Boy
#26 by Tabitha on June 24, 2009 - 10:12 AM
Since we all know that BEWB actually stands for…
Best
Eensy
Weensy
Breasts
…y’all definitely need to vote for number 8.
Tabitha´s last blog ..Help a sista out on her honeymoon! (Er…not like thaaaaat.)
#27 by Della on June 24, 2009 - 10:29 AM
Wow. I really thought I was voting “out of the box” – I picked the rack closest to my own, the most interesting photo, and the one that struck me as most attractive even though they were very “everyday.” And surprisingly, I found that the ones I voted for were high up on the vote results.
But also, woot because #10 could be a picture of my own rack, and it’s like in third place! I will consider myself having won by proxy if #10 wins. suh weet.
Della´s last blog ..Not Me! Monday, Tornado Edition
#28 by Danielle-lee on June 24, 2009 - 10:31 AM
Seriously, if I had known about this contest, I SOOOOo would have entered my bewbs! There are some sexy ladies tho-I don’t know that I could compete!
(btw, I am 1/3 of the ladies at Boob Emancipation)
#29 by WM on June 24, 2009 - 11:01 AM
Damn, so sad that I missed the chance to enter my bewbs.
That’s ok I probably would have stuffed/cheated anyway.
Especially if I’d seen some of these amazing racks first
#30 by MetroOwl on June 24, 2009 - 11:19 AM
Yay for bewtiful bewbies! And a big “helllls yessss” for the mewbies, especially on Hump Day! Mmm hmm.
Great idea, Lotus.
#31 by GeekByMarriage on June 24, 2009 - 12:25 PM
Can I please motorboat #25 as she is getting her crown? HUBBA HUBBA!
#32 by Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus on June 24, 2009 - 1:22 PM
@GeekByMarriage,
LMAO!
#33 by Miss Grace on June 24, 2009 - 1:33 PM
@GeekByMarriage, YES!
Miss Grace´s last blog ..You love it when I talk about MAH BOOBS
#34 by GeekByMarriage on June 24, 2009 - 2:31 PM
@Miss Grace, Miss Grace’s tata’s FTW!!!!!
#35 by Christina on June 24, 2009 - 12:27 PM
So glad I didn’t enter mine now. The competition would have pushed me right out of anyone’s mind. My poor sad bewbs aren’t worthy surrounded by these fine examples.
Christina´s last blog ..Waiting…Waiting…
#36 by Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus on June 24, 2009 - 1:23 PM
@Christina,
No Bewbie hatin’ – and that includes on yer own! I have twin beaver tails and I will STILL call my rack glorious. I dare anyone to defy me. Heh.
All Bewbies are glorious!
#37 by Miss Grace on June 24, 2009 - 12:31 PM
I want VERY much to win. That is all.
Wait, not all.
Does everyone here know about http://www.boobemancipation.com?
Miss Grace´s last blog ..You love it when I talk about MAH BOOBS
#38 by maggie, dammit on June 24, 2009 - 12:41 PM
WOW.
Now I’m kinda glad I missed the deadline. This is some wicked-gorgeous competition!
maggie, dammit´s last blog ..Will you like me less at BlogHer if you think I’m fat?
#39 by Kasandria Reasoner on June 24, 2009 - 12:57 PM
Too fun!!! I voted.
Keep BEWBS alive!
Kas
Kasandria Reasoner´s last blog ..Ways To Save: Making Yourself Beautiful
#40 by habanerogal on June 24, 2009 - 1:01 PM
Stunning ladies but about those manboobies meh
#41 by Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus on June 24, 2009 - 1:26 PM
@habanerogal,
Respectfully disagree, and I request no more putting down any of our fine contestants. I’m for people expressing honest opinions, but I am also strongly against personally attacking or putting others down. Especially when they’re not being asshats or doing anything rude themselves.
All the Bewbies AND Mewbies here are fabulous, brave, and have a great sense of humor to play this fun game with me and one another! If I could give a prize to everyone who mailed me their photos, I would.
#42 by Miss Grace on June 24, 2009 - 1:34 PM
@Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus, Agreed. Mewbs are lovely TOO.
Miss Grace´s last blog ..You love it when I talk about MAH BOOBS
#43 by foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) on June 24, 2009 - 2:22 PM
There is a lot of racktastic action going on here, and I’m weepy that I didn’t get mine in!
#44 by tena on June 24, 2009 - 4:12 PM
seriously- I wanted a breast reduction, but now I want cleavage implants- very nice!
tena´s last blog ..VOTE #09 in ‘09 ( it has a ring to it!)
#45 by Gabriel on June 24, 2009 - 8:01 PM
@tena, it has a ring??? Which one, I can’t see a thing!
Gabriel´s last blog ..Canada is hot
#46 by Kim on June 24, 2009 - 4:24 PM
This was a blast! I wish I would have known about it, since BFing my bewbs are huge. Plus, everyone in NY, TX, FL, and NC have seen them. I love to NIP
#47 by Missives From Suburbia on June 24, 2009 - 5:13 PM
DANG IT! I totally missed the deadline, and next year’s boobs are not going to be nearly as nice. Maybe I should keep this year’s photo and submit it next year. Technically, they’re still my boobs, right?
Missives From Suburbia´s last blog ..Coercing Good Wishes
#48 by Soxy Deb on June 24, 2009 - 7:04 PM
Oh if only I had known, I would have entered. If there’s one thing I have always enjoyed, it’s showing my boobs. Hell, look at my profile pic.
If God didn’t want them to be flaunted, he wouldn’t have put them front and center.
#49 by Sarah on June 24, 2009 - 7:35 PM
Everyone is so awesomely lovely… and I’m hatin’ on mother nature a lil bit for being so stingy. Aw, whatevs.
#50 by Gabriel on June 24, 2009 - 7:45 PM
I will leave a longer, more elaborated comment once I’m done drooling.
In the meantime, that. was. awesome!
Gabriel´s last blog ..Canada is hot
#51 by Secret Agent Mama on June 24, 2009 - 8:39 PM
I still cant believe I submitted my boobies to this. But now that I did I am so fucking happy that I did!
VIVA #25, YO!
#52 by Miss Grace on June 25, 2009 - 7:59 AM
@Secret Agent Mama, HECK YES.
Miss Grace´s last blog ..You love it when I talk about MAH BOOBS
#53 by Michelle -WhiteTrashMom on June 24, 2009 - 10:07 PM
#10!#10!#10! I vote for #10. In case anyone is unclear about my choice, number 10 is my vote.
#54 by Sookie Stackhouse on June 25, 2009 - 12:30 AM
#27. . .I know some folks who might want to Taste Like Crazy. LOL!
#55 by Gabriel on June 25, 2009 - 12:47 AM
I’m a supporter!!!
Gabriel´s last blog ..Internet is funny #04 – Bewb fest ‘09!
#56 by Veronica on June 25, 2009 - 5:55 AM
I was amazed to see that I’ve had votes! Yay boobs!
(21 21 21)
Veronica´s last blog ..It doesn’t rain…
#57 by ali on June 25, 2009 - 6:43 AM
whoa-i got a lot of votes last night!!! vote for 35!! lol
#58 by Haley-O on June 25, 2009 - 9:30 AM
Okay, I’m working at Starbucks, and I thought I put in today’s vote. ‘Cept I look like the biggest PERV checking out all these HAWT BEWBS!
Note to self: next time show more skin because WOWZA! Look at all y’all! HAWT!
Haley-O´s last blog ..“They’re Real…, and They’re Fabulous”: The Story of Cheaty’s Bewbs
#59 by Haley-O on June 25, 2009 - 9:31 AM
btw…#44! VOTE #44, DAMMIT! LOVE!
Haley-O´s last blog ..“They’re Real…, and They’re Fabulous”: The Story of Cheaty’s Bewbs
#60 by 'cuz I'm the mommy, that's why! on June 25, 2009 - 9:55 AM
Call be when you have an ass contest. I’ll totally rock that one! (not so much gifted above, but I got the down-low covered!)
‘cuz I’m the mommy, that’s why!´s last blog ..New Pet Peeve – Pun Intended
#61 by 'cuz I'm the mommy, that's why! on June 25, 2009 - 9:55 AM
me. call me!
‘cuz I’m the mommy, that’s why!´s last blog ..New Pet Peeve – Pun Intended
#62 by kgirl on June 25, 2009 - 10:45 AM
hubba, hubba!!
#63 by churchpunkmom on June 25, 2009 - 2:05 PM
69 dude!
I just came to vote.. but saw that I could be the 69th commenter and thought ‘yes, I am that awesome.’
SCORE.
churchpunkmom´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday
#64 by ian on June 26, 2009 - 9:23 AM
Love this contest… one of the best ever, I’ll be voting…daily!!!
#65 by Gabriel on June 26, 2009 - 10:23 AM
Lotus, what do you think of the idea of hosting a ‘beer belly’ contest? A good friend left that comment in my blog’s post about Bewb Fest.
Now that one I would win without breaking a sweat… and I don’t even drink!
Gabriel´s last blog ..Michael Jackson (1958 – 2009)
#66 by Karen Sugarpants from Craftastrophe.net on June 28, 2009 - 1:36 AM
Y’ALL look FABULOUS!
(I’m number 43, *ahem*)
Karen Sugarpants from Craftastrophe.net´s last blog ..IT’S TIME.
#67 by Pamela on June 30, 2009 - 11:58 AM
If I had known of all the great racks in the blogging world I would not have entered mine LOL
Pamela´s last blog ..Thriller – Michael Jackson
#68 by Gunfighter on July 7, 2009 - 9:55 PM
Well done ladies (and gentlemen)!