BEWB FEST 09
- At June 24, 2009
- By Lotus Carroll
- In BEWBS/The Rack
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It’s the moment you’ve been awaiting all year, I just know it. It’s TIME to vote for the BEST BEWBS/MEWBS of 2009!
Remember to see the scoop on prizes and check out BF09 Sponsors, button up, and then make your vote count here for the best BEWBs/MEWBs of your fellow internet denizens.
Thanks so much to the following BEWB Contestants:
Alison of RN-Mom
Amy@TasteLikeCrazy of Taste Like Crazy
Anissa of Hope4Peyton
Barefoot Foodie of The Barefoot Foodie
Betsey Booms of Betsey Booms
Carie of Our Crooked Tree
Catherine of Her Bad Mother
Dawn of Kaiser Mommy
Deb of DowneastSmurfette
Earth Mommy of Behind the Stall Door
Elissa of Punk Rock Parents
Gina of My Very Last Nerve
Haley-O of Cheaty Monkey
Jenny on the Spot of Jenny on the Spot
Jill’s Charming Two of Charming & Delightful
Just Jinny of A Girl in the Real World
Karen Sugarpants of Karen Sugarpants
Kim of Frog Ponds Rock
Laura of Adventures in Juggling
Linda of Short Pump Preppy
madnessisay of Madness, Madness I Say!
Malia of live .laugh. love.
Maria of Immoral Matriarch
Maria of Mommy Melee
Megan of Undomestic Diva
Mishi of Secret Agent Mama
Miss of Just Miss
Miss Grace of Miss Grace’s Disgrace
Mrs. C-to-Be of Headed in the Right Direction
Mrs. Flinger of Mrs. Flinger, Little Black Dress Edition
Padme
*pixie* of Artist Mother Teacher
Sam (temptingmama) of Temporarily Me Dot Com
Sarahviz of In The Trenches of Mommyhood
SarahInMI of This Mom’s Wired
@sendchocolate of Send Chocolate
Shaboom
@Shash of Diary of a Crazed Mommy
Summer of Wired for Noise
Tena of My Therapy
The Hotfessional of My Life as a Hotfessional
VDog of Room 704
Veronica of Sleepless Nights
Zoeyjane of Mommy is Moody
(list in alphabetical order – does NOT match the order of BEWB photos)
Voting Poll follows these BEWBalicious photos… You can pick up to THREE Pair of BEWBS each time, and you can vote every day through June 30th.

18 is a placeholder, ignore #18. What, you thought I could count properly while looking at all these BEWBS? Please.
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Sarcastic Mom sho ’nuff do love the menfolks, so we have MEWBs as well!
A great big, over-enthusiastic THANK YOU to the following MEWB Contestants:
Artist formerly known as “Make It A Double”
Busy Dad of Busy Dad Blog
Chris Mann of Chris Mann Music
“CrackahMoto”
Josh of Raging Dad
(list is in alphabetical order – does NOT match the order of MEWB photos)
Voting Poll follows the MEWBtastic Chestiness… Pick your favorite MEWBS and vote every day through June 30th!

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Don’t forget to display a button to support BEWB Fest 09 – and remember, you can vote every day!
Please note that this now annual Bewb Fest developed independently and with no prior knowledge of Boobiethon, and is not meant to copy, diminish, or devalue the work that is being done there. Bewb Fest is for fun because I love women and I love bewbies. Note the Boobiethon button on the sidebar and visit them to see what they are about. It’s a great cause. Helping save women’s lives is never a bad idea.



















































Zoeyjane
Man. That’s some stiff competition. I mean voters. I mean. RAWR.
Heather
woot! i voted! damn, i wish i would have submitted mine in time! there’s always next year
.-= Heather´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday =-.
badassdadblog
Dude, there are some amazing racks here. I’m going to need some time to study them further before I can vote for JUST ONE! Well, two, if you count the dudes. And it’s good I didn’t enter. I’m way outa my league. Heh.
.-= badassdadblog´s last blog ..father’s day is for idiots =-.
Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
@badassdadblog,
You can vote for 3 different racks each time you vote – and you can vote every day!
You can only choose one set of MEWBS each time, but those are an every day vote, too.
So study and study and vote your heart out. HAHAHA
Twitter: LotusCarroll
Maggie's Mind
Yay! Mewbies and bewbies. These are hawtness.
.-= Maggie’s Mind´s last blog ..Thinking of You, Iran =-.
SingleParentDad
Where’s the ‘right-click’ instructions? Good job I can remember them, and quality Bewb groupage.
.-= SingleParentDad´s last blog ..Bonkers =-.
Miss
Thank you Lotus for NOT disabling the right click option.
.-= Miss´s last blog ..The one with the things I want =-.
Answers: 26 Questions Men are Afraid to Ask Women | Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
[...] if think my tits are worthy of winning a contest, vote for #23 over at Lotus’ place. Pimp [...]
The Cubicle's Backporch
I’m officially jealous of all the great racks. Officially.
Malia
Oh. Em. Gee! I’m so humbled by all the submissions. There are some incredible racks out there!
.-= Malia´s last blog ..Midpoint Check-In =-.
Crystal
That’s a whole lot of bewb first thing Wednesday morning
.-= Crystal´s last blog ..On a Positive Note =-.
Ree
Holy bewbfest Batman. Rackalicious.
.-= Ree´s last blog ..Oops, I did it again =-.
Colleen - Mommy Always Wins
How very hooterific!
.-= Colleen – Mommy Always Wins´s last blog ..I love Lucy =-.
Twitter: mommy_wins
Michelle Smiles
You do know that a woman holding this kind of contest for women, voted on primarily by women, is why men imagine we have pillow fights in our nighties, right?
.-= Michelle Smiles´s last blog ..Fava Beans anyone? =-.
Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
@Michelle Smiles,
It’s ridiculous to think we’d have pillow fights in our nighties… before we do the Naked JELLO Wrestling!
Twitter: LotusCarroll
Anissa@Hope4Peyton
OMG, this is the BEST, Thanks so much, Lotus for giving up this titstacular event!!
.-= Anissa@Hope4Peyton´s last blog ..Guestpost: Across the Pond by Motherbumper =-.
Miss Britt
I spent the entire time trying to pick out Anissa’s bewbies.
I am frightened of what that says about me. LOL
.-= Miss Britt´s last blog ..Fragile =-.
A Jill of All Trades
OMG….23 did it for me!
25 was right there with her/them.
Jill
Excellent… #25 has taken a strong early lead. She’ll be tough to beat. As will #1 in the MEWBS category! Nice racks, all of you!
.-= Jill´s last blog ..Reason #1237 Why I Will Never Voluntarily Reveal My Blog to My Family =-.
Betsey
Seriously stiff competition this year. Sigh.
.-= Betsey´s last blog ..Becoming Mrs. Booms, Act One =-.
lceel
O.M.G. I love you, Lotus. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And thank you, all of you who have participated. Now all I have to do is find a way to pay attention to my job, answer my phone properly (without the heavy breathing, you know?) and protect my keyboard from the drool.
.-= lceel´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday – marbles =-.
Twitter: lceel
ali
i’m pretty sure this qualifies as too much fun!
AmazingGreis
Wow, so many BEWBS/MEWBS so little time.
Good luck to you all and may the best BEWB win!
Twitter: AmazingGreis
Maria
This is so fun.
.-= Maria´s last blog ..there is a reason =-.
Malia
@Michelle Smiles, LOL Michelle! Good point
.-= Malia´s last blog ..Midpoint Check-In =-.
Robin ~ PENSIEVE
Oh, my ever-lovin’ word, Lotus. This is brilliant…you know how every once in a while someone has an idea that catapults their blog to the next level? Oh…my….WORD! I can’t imagine the traffic you’re gonna stir up! And the interest.
Some of these? Ai yi yi……wow. Just WOW.
Saw all the tweets, HAD to find out what the heck everyone was talkin’ about.
You go, grrrrrrl!
.-= Robin ~ PENSIEVE´s last blog ..Birthday Boy =-.
Tabitha
Since we all know that BEWB actually stands for…
Best
Eensy
Weensy
Breasts
…y’all definitely need to vote for number 8.
.-= Tabitha´s last blog ..Help a sista out on her honeymoon! (Er…not like thaaaaat.) =-.
Della
Wow. I really thought I was voting “out of the box” – I picked the rack closest to my own, the most interesting photo, and the one that struck me as most attractive even though they were very “everyday.” And surprisingly, I found that the ones I voted for were high up on the vote results.
But also, woot because #10 could be a picture of my own rack, and it’s like in third place! I will consider myself having won by proxy if #10 wins. suh weet.
.-= Della´s last blog ..Not Me! Monday, Tornado Edition =-.
Danielle-lee
Seriously, if I had known about this contest, I SOOOOo would have entered my bewbs! There are some sexy ladies tho-I don’t know that I could compete!
(btw, I am 1/3 of the ladies at Boob Emancipation)
WM
Damn, so sad that I missed the chance to enter my bewbs.
That’s ok I probably would have stuffed/cheated anyway.
Especially if I’d seen some of these amazing racks first
MetroOwl
Yay for bewtiful bewbies! And a big “helllls yessss” for the mewbies, especially on Hump Day! Mmm hmm.
Great idea, Lotus.
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GeekByMarriage
Can I please motorboat #25 as she is getting her crown? HUBBA HUBBA!
Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
@GeekByMarriage,
LMAO!
Twitter: LotusCarroll
Miss Grace
@GeekByMarriage, YES!
.-= Miss Grace´s last blog ..You love it when I talk about MAH BOOBS =-.
GeekByMarriage
@Miss Grace, Miss Grace’s tata’s FTW!!!!!
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Christina
So glad I didn’t enter mine now. The competition would have pushed me right out of anyone’s mind. My poor sad bewbs aren’t worthy surrounded by these fine examples.
.-= Christina´s last blog ..Waiting…Waiting… =-.
Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
@Christina,
No Bewbie hatin’ – and that includes on yer own! I have twin beaver tails and I will STILL call my rack glorious. I dare anyone to defy me. Heh.
All Bewbies are glorious!
Twitter: LotusCarroll
Miss Grace
I want VERY much to win. That is all.
Wait, not all.
Does everyone here know about http://www.boobemancipation.com?
.-= Miss Grace´s last blog ..You love it when I talk about MAH BOOBS =-.
maggie, dammit
WOW.
Now I’m kinda glad I missed the deadline. This is some wicked-gorgeous competition!
.-= maggie, dammit´s last blog ..Will you like me less at BlogHer if you think I’m fat? =-.
Kasandria Reasoner
Too fun!!! I voted.
Keep BEWBS alive!
Kas
.-= Kasandria Reasoner´s last blog ..Ways To Save: Making Yourself Beautiful =-.
habanerogal
Stunning ladies but about those manboobies meh
Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
@habanerogal,
Respectfully disagree, and I request no more putting down any of our fine contestants. I’m for people expressing honest opinions, but I am also strongly against personally attacking or putting others down. Especially when they’re not being asshats or doing anything rude themselves.
All the Bewbies AND Mewbies here are fabulous, brave, and have a great sense of humor to play this fun game with me and one another! If I could give a prize to everyone who mailed me their photos, I would.
Twitter: LotusCarroll
Miss Grace
@Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus, Agreed. Mewbs are lovely TOO.
.-= Miss Grace´s last blog ..You love it when I talk about MAH BOOBS =-.
foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog)
There is a lot of racktastic action going on here, and I’m weepy that I didn’t get mine in!
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tena
seriously- I wanted a breast reduction, but now I want cleavage implants- very nice!
.-= tena´s last blog ..VOTE #09 in ’09 ( it has a ring to it!) =-.
Gabriel
@tena, it has a ring??? Which one, I can’t see a thing!
.-= Gabriel´s last blog ..Canada is hot =-.
Kim
This was a blast! I wish I would have known about it, since BFing my bewbs are huge. Plus, everyone in NY, TX, FL, and NC have seen them. I love to NIP
Missives From Suburbia
DANG IT! I totally missed the deadline, and next year’s boobs are not going to be nearly as nice. Maybe I should keep this year’s photo and submit it next year. Technically, they’re still my boobs, right?
.-= Missives From Suburbia´s last blog ..Coercing Good Wishes =-.
Soxy Deb
Oh if only I had known, I would have entered. If there’s one thing I have always enjoyed, it’s showing my boobs. Hell, look at my profile pic.
If God didn’t want them to be flaunted, he wouldn’t have put them front and center.
Sarah
Everyone is so awesomely lovely… and I’m hatin’ on mother nature a lil bit for being so stingy. Aw, whatevs.
Twitter: SarahInMI
Gabriel
I will leave a longer, more elaborated comment once I’m done drooling.
In the meantime, that. was. awesome!
.-= Gabriel´s last blog ..Canada is hot =-.
Secret Agent Mama
I still cant believe I submitted my boobies to this. But now that I did I am so fucking happy that I did!
VIVA #25, YO!
Miss Grace
@Secret Agent Mama, HECK YES.
.-= Miss Grace´s last blog ..You love it when I talk about MAH BOOBS =-.
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Michelle -WhiteTrashMom
#10!#10!#10! I vote for #10. In case anyone is unclear about my choice, number 10 is my vote.
Sookie Stackhouse
#27. . .I know some folks who might want to Taste Like Crazy. LOL!
Gabriel
I’m a supporter!!!
.-= Gabriel´s last blog ..Internet is funny #04 – Bewb fest ‘09! =-.
Veronica
I was amazed to see that I’ve had votes! Yay boobs!
(21 21 21)
.-= Veronica´s last blog ..It doesn’t rain… =-.
ali
whoa-i got a lot of votes last night!!! vote for 35!! lol
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Haley-O
Okay, I’m working at Starbucks, and I thought I put in today’s vote. ‘Cept I look like the biggest PERV checking out all these HAWT BEWBS!
Note to self: next time show more skin because WOWZA! Look at all y’all! HAWT!
.-= Haley-O´s last blog ..“They’re Real…, and They’re Fabulous”: The Story of Cheaty’s Bewbs =-.
Haley-O
btw…#44! VOTE #44, DAMMIT! LOVE!
.-= Haley-O´s last blog ..“They’re Real…, and They’re Fabulous”: The Story of Cheaty’s Bewbs =-.
'cuz I'm the mommy, that's why!
Call be when you have an ass contest. I’ll totally rock that one! (not so much gifted above, but I got the down-low covered!)
.-= ‘cuz I’m the mommy, that’s why!´s last blog ..New Pet Peeve – Pun Intended =-.
'cuz I'm the mommy, that's why!
me. call me!
.-= ‘cuz I’m the mommy, that’s why!´s last blog ..New Pet Peeve – Pun Intended =-.
kgirl
hubba, hubba!!
churchpunkmom
69 dude!
I just came to vote.. but saw that I could be the 69th commenter and thought ‘yes, I am that awesome.’
SCORE.
.-= churchpunkmom´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday =-.
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ian
Love this contest… one of the best ever, I’ll be voting…daily!!!
Gabriel
Lotus, what do you think of the idea of hosting a ‘beer belly’ contest? A good friend left that comment in my blog’s post about Bewb Fest.
Now that one I would win without breaking a sweat… and I don’t even drink!
.-= Gabriel´s last blog ..Michael Jackson (1958 – 2009) =-.
Karen Sugarpants from Craftastrophe.net
Y’ALL look FABULOUS!
(I’m number 43, *ahem*)
.-= Karen Sugarpants from Craftastrophe.net´s last blog ..IT’S TIME. =-.
Pamela
If I had known of all the great racks in the blogging world I would not have entered mine LOL
.-= Pamela´s last blog ..Thriller – Michael Jackson =-.
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Well done ladies (and gentlemen)!
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