As you all know, I really would have liked to have gone to San Fransisco last week to attend BlogHer 08.
Unfortunately, it was not in the cards.
But the same cannot be said for My BEWBS.
Redneck Mommy assured me that The Rack had a fabulous time!
Witness the photographic evidence of BoobHer ‘08…
BEWBS were honored to be lovingly held by Ninjas One and Two:
Thusly dubbed, because they were very sneaky and did not identify themselves. Lovely ladies who held my boobs and allowed it to be photographed! Please come forward and name thyselves!
(Update! Secret Identity of Ninja Two is Carissa of and so she blogs. Woot!)
Of course, the excitement did not end with meeting fabulous ninjas… It had just begun!
BEWBS were actually tried on!
Mamma Loves demonstrates proper placement:
MotherGooseMouse concurs with Mamma Loves’s form:
Assertagirl insists it is also important to hold them close for proper fit:
Kyla of The Journey thinks they need a twist:
Desperately Seeking Sanity’s Heather agrees quite a lot:
Note: The Rack does NOT cause gas. Just a disclaimer.
MotherBumper was feeling lonely, and decided to try the “Twist Placement”
See, The Rack instantly attracts beautiful women like
Mimi on the Breach! (and double fisting of beer!)
Velma, from A Smeddling Kiss, was thinking of trying on The Rack, but
she couldn’t stop giggling. What was she thinking about?
I think she told Slouching Mom her dirty thoughts:
This Random Airport Perv even
tried to get in on the BEWB action!
Back away from The Rack, Random Airport Perv!
The BEWBS are only for my BlogHer Hos!
Thankfully, Jess of Oh The Joys saved The BEWBS.
And compared them to her head.
Backpacking Dad is totally sniffing the left BEWB.
Dude, Boob Smelling?
Oh, wait… was he trying to kiss them?
Angella, of Dutch Blitz, shows him how it’s done!
That’s when things got really out of hand.
And the LICKING began.
MotherGooseMouse was not satisfied with her earlier pose.
Way to go, MGM!
Y, of Joy Unexpected was not to be outdone.
Lindsay, of Suburban Turmoil seemed to approve.
Of course, Queen of All Licks, Mrs. Flinger honored
The BEWBS with her illustrious tongue.
With that one lick, all degrees of separation between
BEWBS and all bloggers licked by Mrs. Flinger were
undone in one fell swoop.
SCORE!
Things were getting a bit hectic, so Redneck Mommy, Jen of One Plus Two,
and Jess rescued BEWBs and took them to a place where
they would feel right at home. Oh, yeah, baby.
A Naked Bath House.
Seriously.
Read Their Posts.
Whew!
After such an exciting time, there’s really no better way
to wind down than to hop into bed with the absolutely
adorable Casey, of Moosh In Indy.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwww.
Yes, folks, BEWBS had a FANTASTIT time in San Fransisco!
Only one problem. Now that The Rack is back home, it’s spending all its time hanging out with its new BoobHer Friends. Waaahhhhhh….
#1 by laura on July 23, 2008 - 1:33 AM
some of those shots suggest that the bewbs should have freshened up a little.so glad to see that the bewbs and blogher-ers had a great time.
i’m jealous.
perhaps the bewbs should hit the open road? travl thr country and check out what there is out there in this big world of ours…sort of like flat stanley but curvier.
lauras last blog post..I don’t think I ate jalapeños
#2 by Victoria Marinelli on July 23, 2008 - 1:37 AM
I… shudder to imagine what sorts of blog visitors you will now have due to searches, given the keywords appearing in your sentence above, “Lovely ladies who held my boobs and allowed it to be photographed.” (One reason I disabled Sitemeter on my own blog.)
Also, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Victoria Marinellis last blog post..Wreckage of an other than historical and/or metaphorical variety
#3 by Mr Lady on July 23, 2008 - 1:39 AM
GODDAMMIT!!!
Mr Ladys last blog post..13,148.96 Days Later
#4 by Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus on July 23, 2008 - 1:45 AM
laura –
Have you been reading my mind!?? Or are you hiding in my office!?
shhh…shhhh!!!!
#5 by Angie on July 23, 2008 - 2:04 AM
Geez girl, your boobs sure get around. I wish I could say I was surprised.
BTW The second gal (w/blk + blue shirt) is Carrisa from http://andsosheblogs.com/
Angies last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: This Ones For The Birds
#6 by Zoeyjane on July 23, 2008 - 2:14 AM
I’m thinking you really should have taken advantage of them not being in the way for the weekend and like, gone golfing or something.
Zoeyjanes last blog post..Streaking. I mean, streaming.
#7 by mommypie on July 23, 2008 - 2:29 AM
I’m SO confused. What’s the official difference between BOOBS and BEWBS? You’re hilarious, Chick.
mommypies last blog post..You had me at ‘neener neener.’
#8 by T@SendChocolate on July 23, 2008 - 3:18 AM
Lotus,
this is great! I didn’t get to pose with your boobs, but it looks like they had a lot of action. Next year you need to bring them in person.
There is a blog about a traveling bra…why not one about your boobs?
T.
T@SendChocolates last blog post..What I Learned at Blogher ‘08 #2
#9 by Lilacspecs on July 23, 2008 - 4:15 AM
Wow, your bewbs must be exhausted…and slightly damp.
#10 by Veronica on July 23, 2008 - 4:28 AM
Your boobs look like they had alot of fun!
Veronicas last blog post..Wits End
#11 by natalie on July 23, 2008 - 4:35 AM
oh my gosh! send your boobs to turkey! i will take them out on the town! there’s even a place called sex valley i’m sure they would love to see! seriously…we need some boob action over here!
#12 by moosh in indy. on July 23, 2008 - 7:10 AM
Your bewbs are bed hogs.
moosh in indy.s last blog post..I pray you will dance.
#13 by Avitable on July 23, 2008 - 7:40 AM
When your boobs get drunk, do they show themselves?
Avitables last blog post..Look at my package
#14 by autumn dahlia on July 23, 2008 - 7:41 AM
I didn’t realize that I would ever say something like this but, …. I wish I were your boobs.
autumn dahlias last blog post..These boots were made for walking… just not by themselves.
#15 by Elaine on July 23, 2008 - 7:59 AM
Wow! Your Bewbs saw a lot of action out in San Fran! Looks like they had a blast (like you’re gonna do next year!) : )
Elaines last blog post..Wordless Wednesday #25 – After & Before
#16 by Michelle on July 23, 2008 - 8:04 AM
Too funny!
All that fun and it was free for the rack! See how frugal you are?!
Michelles last blog post..Are we sure it isn’t Monday?
#17 by Gabriel on July 23, 2008 - 8:30 AM
This was going to be my shortest comment ever (”LOL”), but then I thought of more.
It’s very nice to see that your bewbs had a wonderful time at BlogHer, please tell them I’m very happy. I think it’s amazing that you had so many fellow bloggers (and a random Airport Perv dude) willing to play with you, and maybe some didn’t even know you (though it’s unlikely).
I always wonder how do you come up with such creative ideas, because this was definitely a great one. If I decided to copy it, should I send pictures of my ‘burger graveyard’ around?
#18 by Lou Lohman on July 23, 2008 - 8:39 AM
I am So FARKING JEALOUS!!!
Lou Lohmans last blog post..Tuesday place holder
#19 by Colleen on July 23, 2008 - 9:19 AM
Now the bewbs should start a tour Of-Those-Who-Did-Not-Attend-BlogHer. Send them on to a blogger, instruct them to take a pic with The Rack and post it on their blog, then send on to another blogger who wasn’t at BlogHer. See if you can get your Rack to travel the globe. ;o)
I just hope they aren’t too hung over.
Colleens last blog post..Reason #328 it sucks to be the little brother
#20 by Christine on July 23, 2008 - 9:21 AM
Loves it! lol ….
Christines last blog post..OMG Nakedness!
#21 by Sandy (Momisodes) on July 23, 2008 - 9:22 AM
So jealous! Wish I could have gone. Wish I could have mingled with yer bewbs. If they ever want to see Boston, I’d be glad to show them around
Sandy (Momisodes)s last blog post..I needz a vacation
#22 by jen on July 23, 2008 - 9:34 AM
woman, you were naked in spirit, let me tell you. i came home a big fan of yours, all these women i love saying lovely things about you.
jens last blog post..my mama went to blogher and all i got was this beautiful and amazing blanket
#23 by Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus on July 23, 2008 - 9:50 AM
Angie,
Thank you so much! It has been driving me crazy not to know all the identities.
Now if only someone will revel Ninja One to me!
#24 by Alison on July 23, 2008 - 10:04 AM
Wow, your bewbs got some major SF action!!
#25 by Lisa@blessedwithgrace on July 23, 2008 - 10:10 AM
I know my boobs have never seen that much action.
#26 by Jess on July 23, 2008 - 10:10 AM
LOL Well at least a part of you got to go to BlogHer. Maybe next year the other parts can make it too.
Jesss last blog post..Outfitting My Home Office
#27 by Maria on July 23, 2008 - 10:12 AM
That’s bull. I didn’t see any flipping boobs.
Well, at least this gives me reason to tackle Tanis next year.
Maybe naked.
#28 by heartache heartburn on July 23, 2008 - 10:18 AM
I thought it was a great idea to send your bewbs to BlogHer in your place. I’m so glad they took pictures for you. Otherwise you might not be able to believe all the wild stories they told. You know how bewbs are!
heartache heartburns last blog post..I’m Anna
#29 by Heather @ Desperately Seeking Sanity on July 23, 2008 - 10:28 AM
It was a pleasure fondling your boobs while at BlogHer… maybe next year you can accompany them…
#30 by Angella on July 23, 2008 - 10:51 AM
We all better get to see the real thing next year!
Angellas last blog post..Back To Life, Back To Reality
#31 by Kim on July 23, 2008 - 11:04 AM
I missed the boobs?? sigh.
Kims last blog post..Wordless Wednesday
#32 by Rachael on July 23, 2008 - 11:06 AM
Man, your boobs get to have all the fun…
#33 by A Whole Lot of Nothing on July 23, 2008 - 11:11 AM
I wanna grope those bewbies.
Next year?
#34 by Manic Mom on July 23, 2008 - 12:16 PM
I want boobs like that. You know detachable & all!
Manic Moms last blog post..Rock on!!!!!!
#35 by Redneck Mommy on July 23, 2008 - 12:38 PM
I was honored to be the keeper of the bewbs.
It was all I could do not to rub them against me at all hours of the day.
Next year, tho, I’m rubbing the real deal.
Rawr.
Redneck Mommys last blog post..Naked at BlogHer
#36 by Ree on July 23, 2008 - 1:09 PM
I so would have fondled your bewbs if I would have been there.
Rees last blog post..WW – A Record
#37 by Eve on July 23, 2008 - 1:13 PM
Looks like the bewbs had a really good time. Maybe next year you’ll be able to go with them. You are slightly twisted – did you know that? It’s one of the things I really admire about you.
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#38 by Mommy Who? on July 23, 2008 - 1:20 PM
Hilarious! That’s twice in 2 days I peed myself reading Bewb blogs.
Can you FedEx me a picture? I was just about to deplete my kids’ college fund for a set of knockers, but taping a picture of yours to my chest will be way cheaper… and silicone-free.
Mommy Who?s last blog post..How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up?
#39 by Tootsie Farklepants on July 23, 2008 - 1:37 PM
Dude, there are like so many finger prints on your BEWBS.
Tootsie Farklepantss last blog post..All That and a Jar of Salsa
#40 by Jenny from Mommin' It Up! on July 23, 2008 - 3:23 PM
fantasTIT…I love it!!! and them!!!
#41 by Backpacking Dad on July 23, 2008 - 5:23 PM
Which is creepier: sniffing, or kissing? I’ll go with the creepier one and then blame Tanis. I was just going to pose next to them, smiling or something (or looking uncomfortable), but she said “be creepy!”
So.
Backpacking Dads last blog post..Do you duck and cover?
#42 by tenakim on July 23, 2008 - 7:12 PM
That was freaking genius!
#43 by manager mom on July 23, 2008 - 8:06 PM
Oh. My. God. frigging hilarious. I think I need to photoshop my head on your bewbs. We would RULE the Universe!
And thanks for all of the links. I have lots of BlogHer catchupreading now!
manager moms last blog post..I’ve Had The Time Of My Life
#44 by Tanya on July 23, 2008 - 8:39 PM
havent commented on here for awhile….
ok the bewbs? funny. nice to see some famous boobs apart from those of pamela anderson.
the healthy thing? me too. i just started 2 days ago. yay. i have been eating yoghurt and lots of different veggie dishes. trying new things.
and the (period) thing? in a similar situation right at the moment. dont feel like talking bout it though. good on you for sharing it. it helped me a lot
xx
#45 by Jenski on July 23, 2008 - 8:54 PM
Your bewbs totally get around.
Jenskis last blog post..Traveling with boys
#46 by Summer on July 23, 2008 - 9:09 PM
Looks like your boobs had a great time.
Summers last blog post..There’s A Monkey in My Cleavage
#47 by workout mommy on July 23, 2008 - 9:32 PM
can’t believe I missed the rack at Blogher! Next time, okay?
workout mommys last blog post..Avoid being tricked by food labels!
#48 by Annie on July 23, 2008 - 9:51 PM
Dude, your boobs got more action than mine have gotten all year!
Annies last blog post..Wordless Wednesday
#49 by MammaLoves on July 23, 2008 - 10:12 PM
If it weren’t for the champagne clouding my judgment, I definitely would have cupped them better.
MammaLovess last blog post..If They’re Broke, You Can’t Fix Them
#50 by Mrs. Flinger on July 23, 2008 - 10:43 PM
OMG. This is quite possibly the best post BlogHer post ever. Yer Bewbs are a hit. Seriously. WAY LOVE THIS. FerSUre.
I was honored to tounge your right bewb. XO
Mrs. Flingers last blog post..BlogHer 2008: A (not so) brief highlight
#51 by jennyonthespot on July 24, 2008 - 12:28 AM
Oh my word. Ha! HA!!! Friggin’ awesome, if I may say, and yes I am speaking of the BEWBS, oh, and the post…
Also, I was at BlogHer and I want to know how I missed out on THAT action/ I am never in the right place!
jennyonthespots last blog post..In further silliness
#52 by mothergoosemouse on July 24, 2008 - 1:18 AM
Good gravy. I wasn’t even drunk. Your boobs must be intoxicating.
mothergoosemouses last blog post..“The Internet is not BlogHer”
#53 by Elizabeth on July 24, 2008 - 8:34 AM
I LOOKED FOR YOUR BEWBS! I think they were at the People’s Party early, and I got there late and missed them! I also missed meeting Tanis because I swear, half the bloggers at the conference were tall, beautiful blondes!
I hope next year you will bring your bewbs to BlogHer so I can hug you and you know, get a quick feel.
#54 by Dawn @ Coming to a Nursery Near You on July 24, 2008 - 10:35 AM
Well, yer bewbs may have had a fantastit time, but did they win a cordless mouse or a ummm gift cert for an online boutique they can’t afford?
Noooooo.
So there.
Dawn @ Coming to a Nursery Near Yous last blog post..Gaming Mama
#55 by Oh, The Joys on July 24, 2008 - 11:38 AM
Your boobs are bigger than my head!!
#56 by Assertagirl on July 24, 2008 - 1:56 PM
Man, I’m really groping the boobs in that shot…
Assertagirls last blog post..The swirling.
#57 by Jennifer, Playgroups are no place for children on July 24, 2008 - 2:39 PM
FantasTIT…heh.
Nobody asked ME to take a picture with your boobs. Woe is me. All them wimmens at BlogHer were biatches.
Kidding. Not about the part where no one asked me to pose with the bewbs. Sheesh.
#58 by frogpondsrock on July 24, 2008 - 5:29 PM
Send your bewbs to me.. I NEED NEW BOOBS.. and I would show them a fabulous time…xxx kim
#59 by Alyssa on July 24, 2008 - 8:19 PM
That is, quite possibly, the most awesome thing EVER!
#60 by Rachel on July 24, 2008 - 11:05 PM
That is fantastic!
This may be one of my very favorite posts about the conference. I didn’t get to go either, but at least your boobs made it!
#61 by Neil on July 26, 2008 - 11:28 AM
Now you know the main reason I love this boobs, I mean blog so much. Lotus, you have a special way of expressing yourself that makes you one of the breast bloggers out there.
Neils last blog post..The Great Interview Experiment – Six Months Later
#62 by Kyla on July 26, 2008 - 8:28 PM
Boobs can always use a twist. Right? LOL.
Kylas last blog post..95 Days. THE END.
#63 by Katherine aka kitkat4real on August 5, 2008 - 11:54 AM
OMG – I love your blog…. I have just added you to my blogroll. Great stuff…. What a great group of ladies to have such a great time with your BEWBs! LOL
Katherine aka kitkat4reals last blog post..AllTOP