Bug Sex City… Ew.
- At September 19, 2008
- By Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom
- In Haiku, Poetry
30
Insects doing it
everywhere I look in my
yard. I’m sick of it.
Every plant leaf
seems to be a site for some
amateur bug porn.
Grasshoppers, beetles,
Leaf Footed Bugs… to you I say:
“Go Get a Room!”
I also wrote a Haiku saying Goodbye to Summer today at Photo Bliss. Check it out!






Maggie's Mind
Hahahaha, that’s awesome, Lotus. I needed a little giggle.
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Cyndi
Welllllll, since *you* mentioned it……..
http://www.scienceray.com/Biology/Zoology/Love-Bugs-Sex-in-the-Insect-World.242827
natalie
i just got back from france where i got to see lots of love going on. the human type. those people just feel free to do it wherever and whenever. and the beaches…well i’ve never seen so many topless women. completely comfortable walking around half naked.
i think i’ll take the naked bugs doing it, thanks.
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kouji
hilarious!
and yet, disturbing as well. :O amateur bug porn indeed…
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Lilacspecs
….ew.
Damn bugs, getting more action than me lately.
Mel
Oh ew! Very funny haiku this week. Great imagery, even before I saw the photo. Clicked the Science Ray link. Much, much worse photos out there, apparently.
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Veronica
And bug porn isn’t nearly as interesting as proper porn. Damn bugs.
Just think, if you squish them while they’re busy, they will die happy.
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Gemma
Amazing topic for a haiku! Hilarious!
jenn in holland
*snort*
Bug sex is just so NOT sexy.
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kompostela
How funny! Hugs and love on the leaves:)
river
Obviously your garden is comfortable enough for them to “be themselves”.
Patsy Bain
LOL — You haled from Austin at one time right? Then you know *lovebugs* Those nasty pesty bugs that fly around in swarms twice a year attached to each other. Grasshoppers and others seem modest hidden on leaves and in the grass after battle *lovebugs*!!!! I hate ‘em — truly hate them!
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Mrs. Schmitty
Creepy little perverts!
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Taz
hehehehe
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Cathy
That’s funny and creepy at the same time.
I just hate bugs.
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Rosie
*snerk* Bug porn.
Cute, and I’m kind of digging the picture.
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Secret Agent Mama
Nasty Eff’ers, doing it for all to see!!!
I have a grasshopper in my WW post this week… We are kindred.
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bouncy czech
NICE photo!!
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missy wiggins
They look really into it.
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Lou Lohman
So ‘doggie style’ is the natural way?
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Rachael
Hilarious!
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Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
Cyndi,
Oh, how DELIGHTFUL.
lol
Lotus:)
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Jewels
LOL…Loved your Ku! Thanks for visiting mine by the way.
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kidlet
And interracial no less.
Kudos to the grasshoppers for being more open-minded than most humans!
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Karen of Sillymonkeez
LOL! Great photo to go with your haiku!! I never thought about insects having sex before. Thank you for the image. ;P
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Lisa
That’s just ewww! They could be a little more discreet.
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the planet of janet
this? is high-freakin-larious.
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Sleep Deprivation Ninja
Now I’m going to have to start a Haiku day… nice work
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Coast Rat
Nice shot, dawn!
Down here on the Mississippi Gulf Coast, it is that time of the year when the “Love Bugs” are flying all over the place, with most of them, it seems, ‘connected’ – thus the term applied to them: “Love Bugs.” They get on and in and over everything during the day. You see box trucks drive by here and the fronts are a mass of black spots! ‘Tis the season…
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Kat - Sassy Irish Lassie
I don’t think I have ever read a poem about buggy love. Too funny!!
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