Check Out My Rack
It has never looked finer than it does right now, with one of these badass shirts gracing it!
I know what you might be thinking.
“But Lotus, your rack is splendid every day!”
While this may be true, you cannot deny the added glory of the LTDchix shirt.
Have you seen these shirts? GO LOOK AT THEM.
And GUESS WHAT!?
You have the chance to win one.*
That’s right. All you have to do is leave a comment on this post, and by the end of the week, one of you lucky commenters will be randomly chosen to win a free LTDchix shirt! You get to choose the one you like and the lovely ladies of LTDchix (Nina and Cindi) will send it to you, free of charge. (does not include the thermals, sorry!)
These shirts really make a statement that any mom can identify with.
If you’re a mom, you’ll love them! If you’re not a mom, I guarantee that you know a mom that would love one – win her Christmas present now!
Moms:
Remember when you were pregnant for the first time, and dreaming of the wonderful motherhood journey you would experience? You were going to have a little bundle of joy and raise and nurture him/her to be a happy, loving child… living happily ever after, etc…
Then reality set in. Now you’re wise to the Pooperiffic, Drooly, Screamalicious truth of it all!
You juggle seventy-three hundred things in your head at once, never sleep, and have dirty laundry shooting out your butt.
You are/will be a nanny, maid, wetnurse, cook, bus boy, chauffer, dispute resolution advisor, janitor, nurse, and more!
The fairy-tail dream you once had sometimes feels like a nightmare.
Once you’re ACTUALLY a mom, you realize what a fantasy you were mentally creating for yourself while you were pregnant. But the great thing is, that even once your fantasy is completely obliterated, it’s still the best life you’ve ever lived!
Truly Amazing.
That is what these shirts celebrate. With one of them on, you can show everyone that you’re “Living the Dream!”
And now let’s close with another look at my rack.
PS: Mention this giveaway in a post and link it back to this one, and get entered twice!**








JMom
Cool! I came by to check out Weekly Winners and just realized I had missed the deadline this week. I’ll be sure to join next Sunday.
I do love these shirts!
Jules
One of the best blog post titles ever.
Jules
House of Jules
Veronica
I want to know what kind of bra you are wearing. Your boobs don’t look anything like socks with oranges in them.
Love the tshirts.
frog ponds rock...
Hahahahaha… You crack me up woman…lol.
cheers kim..
frog ponds rock...
p.s I have linked so YAY YAY I am entered twice lol hehehehe
Secret Agent Mama
I don’t care about the shirt. I mean it’s cute and all, and please enter me in the give-away, but HOLY SHIT, look at your rack! Stalkers Love Racks. I’m your stalker. I love your rack. Is that bi-sexual in nature. You bet your rack it is!
tiff
That is some rack!
Agree with Veronica, need to know the maker of your bra. No socks with oranges to be found in that rack.
Bunny
Oooh, LOVE your rack, I mean, your shirt!
A Lil' Irish Lass
Oooh! Pick me! Pick me!
(Yeah, I know I’m not a mommy yet. Whatev.)
Carrie
OK, pick me!
kara
you crack me up.
andie summerkiss
Yes yes yes! Nice rack, btw.
Colleen
Love these shirts!!! Count me in.
Elissa
Love your rack! Mine looks more like the ones in the pics on their web site! haha
I’m linked, two time entry please!!!
Robin
So cute, I’m game. I will try to mention this in my blog this week.
janet
pick me pick me!
and btw, nice rack
kellyo75
Cute shirt! And, you do have a fabulous rack.
dawn
I heart your rack. I so love hugging other women with a rack – it’s much more comforting than being only squishy one in the hug.
This totally excludes an aunt who had a boob job back at the dawn of time – she felt like hugging two baseballs. Ouch.
Bill
I’m speechless Lotus. How could you stoop to such a basic, salacious, heaving, bouncing, fabulous ploy to drive traffic to your…….huh? where am I? I think I just blacked out for a second.
Patois
A great title to draw in readers, I’m sure. Love the shirt.
Magpie
LOL! I am glad my boss didn’t walk by – luckily he’s in Taiwan.
Jo Jo
You are hysterical!
Your rack is amazing! The shirts are cool…but YOUR RACK is AMAZING! I’m with Veronica…I need to know what kind of bra you wear…and if there’s a give-a-way for one of THOSE!
Muah!
NaLonni Nikole and Family
Ummm my rack is too big for this t-shirt!!!
The Hotfessional
I had to beat Mr. Hot back with a baseball bat and now there’s drool all over my freakin’ keyboard Lotus. Geez.
I think I deserve one of those shirts just for having to put up with that! Maybe it will help my rack, er, measure up.
SJSFalter+
Great shirt, very funny. I think I know a couple moms that would love one of these, myself included.
Karleigh
Aww, those are precious! My mom would like the laundry one.
Kellan
Cute shirt – I’m entered. See ya.
Moxie Mom
I ((heart)) your rack
I even said so here:
http://moxie-mom.blogspot.com/2007/11/lotus-said-it-best.html
smooch
Moxie Mom
Let’s try this again:
http://moxie-mom.blogspot.com/2007/11/lotus-said-it-best.html
Secret Agent Mama
I’m linking you and the contest, so please add my name twice.
The Hotfessional
I also linked to you:
Here
Whee. Rack-a-licious.
Chantelle
Cute shirts!
I am stealing the word screamalicious.
In The Moment
I was all like this is going to be some spice rack when I clicked on your twitter. I like to think of it less as a dream and more thankless servitude.
Julie
Interesting TShirt line! But I must say many of those can reflect a new wife too, not just a new busy mom heh. But the shirts look awesome and so do you in them heh.
~Julie http://velvet-rose.net
mama's got moxie
child bearing does have its benefits, i suppose!!
however, my rack is a bit of annoying now. i can’t even button my old t-shirts!! and my son is 2!!
Family Adventure
Stopped by from Ms. Hot. Love the t-shirt. Very cool.
Fabulous post header, too.
Heidi
Badness Jones
Nice rack Lotus! And nice shirt too!
The Egel Nest
You have a lovely rack…that is prize enough
Cute shirts!
Bradley
The Egel Nest
Melissa
LOL! I love the shirts!!
Dana
Oh My Bob! I want one! I also want a rack to go with it. Can I get one of those too?
~Sheryl
Nice Rack!!!
QUOTE: Remember when you were pregnant for the first time, and dreaming of the wonderful motherhood journey you would experience? You were going to have a little bundle of joy and raise and nurture him/her to be a happy, loving child… living happily ever after, etc (damn html)
Just for clarification, I spent the first several months thinking “This is going to fucking hurt.”
Enter me twice, please.
Stephenie
Screw the shirt… can I get your rack? Mine is looking weird these days! haha. Just kidding of course. I do love the shirt though! I’m linking you
Sarcastic Mom (aka Lotus)
Thanks for all the entries, guys! They really are AWESOME shirts!
And DOUBLE thanks to all you cool and groovy cats who are linking to this post. YOU RAWK.
And TRIPLE thanks to all the swell compliments on My Dirty Pillows! They are giddy with all the love.
PS: Sheryl’s post doesn’t work for me… but this is her link:
Need A Great Rack Wrap for Christmas?
Peace!
Erin
Love the rack. Must have the shirt. Please?
Beck
Awesome shirt. And oh, that post title. Heh.
OHmommy
I could use a new shirt without any burb stains. Yahoo. PICK ME! Pick me!
Cindy
I just wandered over from Libby’s. Great blog you’ve got here! I’m all in favor of debunking myths of motherhood. It’s not all hilarious by a long shot, but at the end of the day (when they’re sleeping), it’s good in a way I never could have imagined.
Tiff
Nice Rack! LOL! I love the shirts!!! Count me in for this giveaway!
Stella Devine
Ideally, I would like my old life back, but if that can’t be arranged, a t-shirt might soften the blow. And nice rack!
Stepherz
Oh! I want one! Me!
What a fun contest– thanks for letting me try!
Karen MEG
Love those shirts.
How can I get a rack like yours without having to pay $5000 a boob? You’re smokin’!
I shrank after ballooning up to lovely C’s while pregnant and nursing. To smaller than my AA. There’s no justice.
painted maypole
wait. i was supposed to have dreams beyond piles of laundry, vacumming and burning dinner while a child hung from my arm?!?!?
KIDZMAMA
I so love the shirt with the mom on the phone with the kid hanging on! Just add three more kids hanging on and that could be me.
Thanks for the laughs!
suchsimplepleasures
the t-shirt…cute. the bra…need one. after 3 kids, mine cant’ even be considered a rack, anymore…they’re more like…ankle warmers. so, i need the bra…does it have a crank in it, to shift those suckers back up to where they belong?
ok…thanks…
Lady Language
Yes, I want one, umm…I mean two – wish I had your rack! Mine is sagging after nursing two kids for 3 plus years! And the t-shirt would be nice too
Great post!
~Sheryl
Hey Lotus, thanks for fixing my link. I’m such a dork.
A Jill of All Trades
Ha! A woman’s work is never done! I so need one of those shirts!
Sure, I’ll link bac to ya!
Christina
Holy smokes, look at all the comments! I’ll join in and say nice rack as well, but know I’m saying it not just to win a t-shirt.
Trenches of Mommyhood
Here’s hoping I win–although my rack isn’t as splendid as yours!
Lynn
There really is no hope that even these super-cute t-shirts will improve my rack, but I’m comfortable with that. That being said, PICK ME! PICK ME!
my contest post, for your enjoyment
shay
Awesome rack!
My rack is totally gone. Another of the sad truths of mother-hood!
Kayla
Nice rack!
Out of curiosity, if I comment once, but include the link to my post that links to yours, does that still count as two entries? Or do i have to comment twice?
Jeana
Count me in!
Anglophile Football Fanatic
Your rack is awesome. I love the tee.
SJ
I’ve seen these shirts around the blog world, and damn if I wouldn’t love to have one to wear proudly!
I just hope my rack looks as good in one as your does!
Rhonda
OMG I so need that shirt. I just added baby #2 to the household…and let’s just say I deserve a new shirt.
Cathy
Love these!
When I was pregnant with the first, I entertained visions of nursing my newborn in a peaceful dimly lit room. I was wearing a flowing white gown, a serene new mother, the perfect picture of maternal bliss.
Reality: Trying to cram my boob into the mouth of a shrieking newborn while sobbing my way through a roll of toilet paper. Oh, and the flowing gown? *snort* Try ratty old softball shirt belonging to Hubs.
Mrs. Flinger
you crack me up!
Amy
If we win a shirt, isn’t that just more laundry?
Sadie
*giggle* That’s GREAT! I want one!!! Will it make MY rack look that good?!?!?! Huh? Will it?
Jo
Hmmnnn…my rack is much…lower these days. At this rate I’ll be able to play croquet with them in a couple of years…
Wentworth Family Blog
your blog is so funny, and I love the shirts!
Who She She
If it will make my sad rack look like yours, I’m in.
justmylife
Love the title!!! Where can I get a bra like yours? I need help really bad!!!! COunt me in, I need the T shirt. I need it really bad!!!!!
Melissa
Love the shirt–the mounds–of, er, laundry it displays.
crazedmomma
Great shirt!
witchypoo
The hotfessional sent me. I didn’t google “check out my rack”
Although it’s nice to be reminded of what I used to have.
Before they clunked to the ground.
Hydes Like Us
Nice rack. Enter me in!
–HH
lisa's chaos
That looks like a great shirt and LOVE the color!
Hydes Like Us
Crap- I just read through the first few comments, and I see that Mishi is presenting herself as your #1 stalker again. When will she get the message? I mean- geez. What’s it going to take for her to realize she’s been outdone? Gah.
Mishi- I implore you. Give it up girl. I’m the stalker now. Me.
heh heh.
-HH
Dana Whitaker
I’ve seen these shirts before, and love them. Winning one would add to my “mom” collection (including but not limited to my “Hot Wife” shirt from dadgonemad.com and my “Lead Actress in a Family Drama” from milfbrand.com) I also linked to you(www.danawhitaker.typepad.com/milfinprogress)
I only wish my chest could look as good in the shirt as yours does.
Tara
Comment here! Thank you!
That Chick Over There
Nice rack!
Secret Agent Mama
Sorry HH, I’m the #1 Stalker. What will it take for you to get this through your skull. GEESH.
Hi Lotus, Love your rack, still!
Jenny is Live & in Color
I’d like a cute shirt for my rack!
SuzanneSays...
Well, count me in twice, girl, and come on over to see why I won, regardless.
Kristen
What awesome t`s!
here is my link
Mighty Morphin Mama
Veronica
Here is your love letter my sweet. If I am not the biggest stalker, I must at least be the most loved one.
Also, I linked to this post. YAY me.
doahleigh
Wow, 89 people want that t-shirt. I don’t stand a chance, but wanted to say hi anyway!
Hydes Like Us
Doesn’t “secret agent” imply some kind of “spy-like intelligence”? I mean re-aa-ll-yy. Gah.
-heh.
M
I don’t know what’s funnier. The shirts or the fact that you took, like, 90 pics of your boobs and showed them on the great internet.
Those shirts crack my ass up. Must go examine them more closely since, ya know, at this rate? The liklihood of winning is slim to none and they are so something I should own.
Bronie
funny title! i so need one of these rockin’ shirts!
Robin
Here’s my second entry.
http://robinced.blogspot.com/2007/11/just-3-more-posts.html
Joanna
Love the shirt!
Joanna
Love the shirt!
Joanna
Oooh! Enter me twice please! Just linked to your post.
Madame M.
I just love the cooking one. Oh, misery. Oh, bliss.
Amy
Really cute shirts! (And cute rack! Great post title!)
Michelle
Cute T-shirt – my daughter in law is a new mommy and just learning what the dream is all about
She would love it.
I posted a link to my blog
http://michellescreativetreasures.blogspot.com
Jan Scholl
this rack is much nicer to look at than the ones on the dead deer coming down the freeways recently.
My rack fell long ago:(
Khurt Williams
Your rack .. er I mean post … left me almost speechless. Here is what I managed to say.
Allison
I just tripped upon your blog…it’s brilliant (and the pics are my life!). TFS…I’ve linked you up here: http://stampinwhenican.blogspot.com/2007/11/digital-scrapbook-freebies-2007-11-27.html
Linda SS
You are a riot & have a fun blog. I’ve gotta have this t-shirt (even though I’m not going to look anywhere near as cute as you in it:) Thanks for the chance to win.
Lunasea
Awesome t-shirt. Nice rack, too. I already did my nablopomo post for today, so I’ll post a link back here tomorrow, ‘kay?
Lorie
GREAT t-shirts! Oh, and you have the kind of rack I can only dream about! LOL!
Cathy
Great title for the picture! I saw this and said…she’s my type of stamper here. I have to have one of these. I would be proud to one! Now my rack might have move down some, but there are always those stores like Victoria Secret that could help me out!
Thanks for a chance.
cmeyers@hughes.net
Angel Wilde
MY BFF has twins and I would love to win one of these tees for her!!!!
Head Gaggler
Very very cute! (the shirt that is!)
CAKVD
OMG!!! I have to have one, or all of these shirts!! This is my first time visitng your blog and I love it!! I really identify with what you are saying and it is so much fun to sit in front of my computer and laugh!! Thanks!
Cheryl KVD
Melissas
Oh, how perfect! Please count me in for the drawing. Thanks!
Melanie aka Batgirl
I love these shirts! I love the one with the mom on the phone making food with the kid hanging from her! thats my life in a pic!
Cristie
I love your site. And love the t-shirt! I posted a link in my blog.
criskrinkle.blogspot.com
Kat
I loves me some pink t shirts. Your rack ROCKS. MY GOD, woman.
Kat
Mentioned in a post and duly linked!
Meghan
Love this blog.
Love that shirt.
Love your rack.
(oops, did I actually say that last one?)
InspiredByInk
hi! LOVE THE RACK! No, I don’t have boob envy at all! I’ve posted your pick w/a link back to here on my blog, come check it out!
Thanks!
Bobbie
modmom
hi sm! nice to meet you
thanks for the nablopomo invite.
please come visit me + enter my giveaways too on my blog at http://modmom.blogspot.com
T. Whitesell
Love the shirt and what a great RAK. Thanks for the chance!!
imaginary sarah
You don’t need to send me a shirt if my comment gets picked by the Great Number Generator, Charlie Brown. I just wanted to ogle your chest a bit longer.
Kim&Todd
Lovely shirt and what a nice rack for a mom. Mine are just starting the middle age sag. Is that like the middle age spread?
I have a 2yr. old and a 2 month old. The first day I was home alone with them they both pooped at the same time. I just looked at the both of them and said “and so it begins.”
Eden
Seen via Imaginary Binky. Cool-o-rific shirts
angelaandconnor at gmail.com
Defently sign me up.. and Im sure the boys are enjoying the pictures. LOL
I blogged ya
http://contestaddict.blogspot.com
Kelly
I’d love to win, however, I doubt my rack will do it the justice that your rack has.;)
Marcie
This mom to 5 kids would LOVE to win!!!! Thanks!
Erika
I’m totally in!
nor_lou
cool shirt
ellinghouse
I’m living it and loving it….count me in!
Andrea
Sooo cute! Please count me in!
Judith Shakespeare
Am I too late? No, no, it’s 10:39… so it’s all good.
BTW, lovely rack.
tAnYeTTa
please count me in
CRB-H
What a dream. I had that dream and lived it already. Mine are gone from the house now but the chaos is still there, trust me! Great T-shirt!
bouncy czech
Nice tshirts.
I might be qualified to wear it one day.
Midwest Mommy
Love the shirt!
Sleeping Mommy
I definitely want one.
Sleeping Mommy
Sleeping Mommy
Just did a post about your giveaway with a link back:
http://sleepingmommy.com/?p=442
Now, PICK ME!
Sleeping Mommy
Bryan
I think I made it before midnight, with 30 minutes to spare.
would love a shirt!
jen
Uh, that last comment by Bryan was actually me. My husband is not so creepy that he would be staring at your great rack. I just couldn’t remember the password to my own blogger account.
Sorry if I freaked anyone out!
Amanda
Super cute shirt I could proudly wear
Thanks!
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Just got the Twitter…and blushed at this post.
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Christine
Your rack is HOT.
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crunchycarpets
Wow…if that shirt can my my rack look like your rack..I will buy millions!!!
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