Check Out My Rack

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It has never looked finer than it does right now, with one of these badass shirts gracing it!

I know what you might be thinking.

“But Lotus, your rack is splendid every day!”

While this may be true, you cannot deny the added glory of the LTDchix shirt.

Have you seen these shirts? GO LOOK AT THEM.

And GUESS WHAT!?

You have the chance to win one.*

That’s right. All you have to do is leave a comment on this post, and by the end of the week, one of you lucky commenters will be randomly chosen to win a free LTDchix shirt! You get to choose the one you like and the lovely ladies of LTDchix (Nina and Cindi) will send it to you, free of charge. (does not include the thermals, sorry!)

These shirts really make a statement that any mom can identify with.

If you’re a mom, you’ll love them! If you’re not a mom, I guarantee that you know a mom that would love one – win her Christmas present now!

Moms:
Remember when you were pregnant for the first time, and dreaming of the wonderful motherhood journey you would experience? You were going to have a little bundle of joy and raise and nurture him/her to be a happy, loving child… living happily ever after, etc…

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Then reality set in. Now you’re wise to the Pooperiffic, Drooly, Screamalicious truth of it all!

You juggle seventy-three hundred things in your head at once, never sleep, and have dirty laundry shooting out your butt.

You are/will be a nanny, maid, wetnurse, cook, bus boy, chauffer, dispute resolution advisor, janitor, nurse, and more!

The fairy-tail dream you once had sometimes feels like a nightmare.

Once you’re ACTUALLY a mom, you realize what a fantasy you were mentally creating for yourself while you were pregnant. But the great thing is, that even once your fantasy is completely obliterated, it’s still the best life you’ve ever lived!

Truly Amazing.

That is what these shirts celebrate. With one of them on, you can show everyone that you’re “Living the Dream!”

And now let’s close with another look at my rack.

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PS: Mention this giveaway in a post and link it back to this one, and get entered twice!**

*Details: Just leave a comment and you’re entered to win. Comments will be taken until midnight CST on Sunday, December 2nd. A Random Number Generator will be used to determine the winner. E-mail me at thelotuscarroll@hotmail.com with any questions. Good luck!

**Your post doesn’t have to be solely about this, even a mention with a link to this post will do. If you do this, leave me a comment with a link to your post, so I’ll know. If you don’t let me know, I won’t be able to enter you twice. Thanks!

144 comments


  • JMom

    Cool! I came by to check out Weekly Winners and just realized I had missed the deadline this week. I’ll be sure to join next Sunday.

    I do love these shirts!

    November 26, 2007
  • Jules

    One of the best blog post titles ever.
    Jules
    House of Jules

    November 26, 2007
  • Veronica

    I want to know what kind of bra you are wearing. Your boobs don’t look anything like socks with oranges in them.

    Love the tshirts.

    November 26, 2007
  • frog ponds rock...

    Hahahahaha… You crack me up woman…lol.
    cheers kim..

    November 26, 2007
  • frog ponds rock...

    p.s I have linked so YAY YAY I am entered twice lol hehehehe

    November 26, 2007
  • Secret Agent Mama

    I don’t care about the shirt. I mean it’s cute and all, and please enter me in the give-away, but HOLY SHIT, look at your rack! Stalkers Love Racks. I’m your stalker. I love your rack. Is that bi-sexual in nature. You bet your rack it is!

    ;)

    November 26, 2007
  • tiff

    That is some rack!
    Agree with Veronica, need to know the maker of your bra. No socks with oranges to be found in that rack.

    November 26, 2007
  • Bunny

    Oooh, LOVE your rack, I mean, your shirt!

    November 26, 2007
  • A Lil' Irish Lass

    Oooh! Pick me! Pick me!

    (Yeah, I know I’m not a mommy yet. Whatev.)

    November 26, 2007
  • Carrie

    OK, pick me!

    November 26, 2007
  • kara

    you crack me up.

    November 26, 2007
  • andie summerkiss

    Yes yes yes! Nice rack, btw.

    November 26, 2007
  • Colleen

    Love these shirts!!! Count me in.

    November 26, 2007
  • Elissa

    Love your rack! Mine looks more like the ones in the pics on their web site! haha

    I’m linked, two time entry please!!! :-)

    November 26, 2007
  • Robin

    So cute, I’m game. I will try to mention this in my blog this week.

    November 26, 2007
  • janet

    pick me pick me!

    and btw, nice rack :-D

    November 26, 2007
  • kellyo75

    Cute shirt! And, you do have a fabulous rack.

    November 26, 2007
  • I heart your rack. I so love hugging other women with a rack – it’s much more comforting than being only squishy one in the hug.

    This totally excludes an aunt who had a boob job back at the dawn of time – she felt like hugging two baseballs. Ouch.

    November 26, 2007
  • Bill

    I’m speechless Lotus. How could you stoop to such a basic, salacious, heaving, bouncing, fabulous ploy to drive traffic to your…….huh? where am I? I think I just blacked out for a second.

    November 26, 2007
  • Patois

    A great title to draw in readers, I’m sure. Love the shirt.

    November 26, 2007
  • Magpie

    LOL! I am glad my boss didn’t walk by – luckily he’s in Taiwan.

    November 26, 2007
  • Jo Jo

    You are hysterical!

    Your rack is amazing! The shirts are cool…but YOUR RACK is AMAZING! I’m with Veronica…I need to know what kind of bra you wear…and if there’s a give-a-way for one of THOSE!

    Muah!

    November 26, 2007
  • NaLonni Nikole and Family

    Ummm my rack is too big for this t-shirt!!!

    November 26, 2007
  • The Hotfessional

    I had to beat Mr. Hot back with a baseball bat and now there’s drool all over my freakin’ keyboard Lotus. Geez.

    I think I deserve one of those shirts just for having to put up with that! Maybe it will help my rack, er, measure up.

    November 26, 2007
  • SJSFalter+

    Great shirt, very funny. I think I know a couple moms that would love one of these, myself included.

    November 26, 2007
  • Karleigh

    Aww, those are precious! My mom would like the laundry one.

    November 26, 2007
  • Kellan

    Cute shirt – I’m entered. See ya.

    November 26, 2007
  • Moxie Mom

    I ((heart)) your rack

    I even said so here:
    http://moxie-mom.blogspot.com/2007/11/lotus-said-it-best.html

    smooch

    November 26, 2007
  • Moxie Mom

    November 26, 2007
  • Secret Agent Mama

    I’m linking you and the contest, so please add my name twice.

    November 26, 2007
  • The Hotfessional

    I also linked to you:

    Here

    Whee. Rack-a-licious.

    November 26, 2007
  • Chantelle

    Cute shirts!
    I am stealing the word screamalicious.

    November 26, 2007
  • In The Moment

    I was all like this is going to be some spice rack when I clicked on your twitter. I like to think of it less as a dream and more thankless servitude.

    November 26, 2007
  • Julie

    Interesting TShirt line! But I must say many of those can reflect a new wife too, not just a new busy mom heh. But the shirts look awesome and so do you in them heh.
    ~Julie http://velvet-rose.net

    November 26, 2007
  • mama's got moxie

    child bearing does have its benefits, i suppose!! :) however, my rack is a bit of annoying now. i can’t even button my old t-shirts!! and my son is 2!!

    November 26, 2007
  • Family Adventure

    Stopped by from Ms. Hot. Love the t-shirt. Very cool.

    Fabulous post header, too.

    Heidi

    November 26, 2007
  • Badness Jones

    Nice rack Lotus! And nice shirt too!

    November 26, 2007
  • The Egel Nest

    You have a lovely rack…that is prize enough :)

    Cute shirts!

    Bradley
    The Egel Nest

    November 26, 2007
  • Melissa

    LOL! I love the shirts!!

    November 26, 2007
  • Dana

    Oh My Bob! I want one! I also want a rack to go with it. Can I get one of those too?

    November 26, 2007
  • ~Sheryl

    Nice Rack!!!

    QUOTE: Remember when you were pregnant for the first time, and dreaming of the wonderful motherhood journey you would experience? You were going to have a little bundle of joy and raise and nurture him/her to be a happy, loving child… living happily ever after, etc (damn html)

    Just for clarification, I spent the first several months thinking “This is going to fucking hurt.”

    Enter me twice, please.

    November 26, 2007
  • Stephenie

    Screw the shirt… can I get your rack? Mine is looking weird these days! haha. Just kidding of course. I do love the shirt though! I’m linking you :D

    November 26, 2007
  • Sarcastic Mom (aka Lotus)

    Thanks for all the entries, guys! They really are AWESOME shirts!

    And DOUBLE thanks to all you cool and groovy cats who are linking to this post. YOU RAWK.

    And TRIPLE thanks to all the swell compliments on My Dirty Pillows! They are giddy with all the love.

    PS: Sheryl’s post doesn’t work for me… but this is her link:
    Need A Great Rack Wrap for Christmas?

    Peace!

    November 26, 2007
  • Erin

    Love the rack. Must have the shirt. Please?

    November 26, 2007
  • Beck

    Awesome shirt. And oh, that post title. Heh.

    November 26, 2007
  • OHmommy

    I could use a new shirt without any burb stains. Yahoo. PICK ME! Pick me!

    November 26, 2007
  • Cindy

    I just wandered over from Libby’s. Great blog you’ve got here! I’m all in favor of debunking myths of motherhood. It’s not all hilarious by a long shot, but at the end of the day (when they’re sleeping), it’s good in a way I never could have imagined.

    November 26, 2007
  • Tiff

    Nice Rack! LOL! I love the shirts!!! Count me in for this giveaway!

    November 26, 2007
  • Stella Devine

    Ideally, I would like my old life back, but if that can’t be arranged, a t-shirt might soften the blow. And nice rack!

    November 26, 2007
  • Stepherz

    Oh! I want one! Me!

    What a fun contest– thanks for letting me try!

    November 26, 2007
  • Love those shirts.
    How can I get a rack like yours without having to pay $5000 a boob? You’re smokin’!
    I shrank after ballooning up to lovely C’s while pregnant and nursing. To smaller than my AA. There’s no justice.

    November 26, 2007
  • painted maypole

    wait. i was supposed to have dreams beyond piles of laundry, vacumming and burning dinner while a child hung from my arm?!?!?

    November 26, 2007
  • KIDZMAMA

    I so love the shirt with the mom on the phone with the kid hanging on! Just add three more kids hanging on and that could be me.

    Thanks for the laughs!

    November 26, 2007
  • suchsimplepleasures

    the t-shirt…cute. the bra…need one. after 3 kids, mine cant’ even be considered a rack, anymore…they’re more like…ankle warmers. so, i need the bra…does it have a crank in it, to shift those suckers back up to where they belong?
    ok…thanks…

    November 26, 2007
  • Lady Language

    Yes, I want one, umm…I mean two – wish I had your rack! Mine is sagging after nursing two kids for 3 plus years! And the t-shirt would be nice too :) Great post!

    November 26, 2007
  • ~Sheryl

    Hey Lotus, thanks for fixing my link. I’m such a dork.

    November 26, 2007
  • A Jill of All Trades

    Ha! A woman’s work is never done! I so need one of those shirts!

    Sure, I’ll link bac to ya!

    November 26, 2007
  • Christina

    Holy smokes, look at all the comments! I’ll join in and say nice rack as well, but know I’m saying it not just to win a t-shirt. :)

    November 26, 2007
  • Trenches of Mommyhood

    Here’s hoping I win–although my rack isn’t as splendid as yours!

    November 26, 2007
  • Lynn

    There really is no hope that even these super-cute t-shirts will improve my rack, but I’m comfortable with that. That being said, PICK ME! PICK ME!

    my contest post, for your enjoyment

    November 26, 2007
  • shay

    Awesome rack!
    My rack is totally gone. Another of the sad truths of mother-hood!

    November 26, 2007
  • Kayla

    Nice rack!

    Out of curiosity, if I comment once, but include the link to my post that links to yours, does that still count as two entries? Or do i have to comment twice?

    November 26, 2007
  • Jeana

    Count me in!

    November 26, 2007
  • Your rack is awesome. I love the tee.

    November 26, 2007
  • SJ

    I’ve seen these shirts around the blog world, and damn if I wouldn’t love to have one to wear proudly!

    I just hope my rack looks as good in one as your does!

    November 26, 2007
  • Rhonda

    OMG I so need that shirt. I just added baby #2 to the household…and let’s just say I deserve a new shirt. :)

    November 26, 2007
  • Cathy

    Love these!

    When I was pregnant with the first, I entertained visions of nursing my newborn in a peaceful dimly lit room. I was wearing a flowing white gown, a serene new mother, the perfect picture of maternal bliss.

    Reality: Trying to cram my boob into the mouth of a shrieking newborn while sobbing my way through a roll of toilet paper. Oh, and the flowing gown? *snort* Try ratty old softball shirt belonging to Hubs.

    November 26, 2007
  • Mrs. Flinger

    you crack me up!

    November 27, 2007
  • Amy

    If we win a shirt, isn’t that just more laundry?

    November 27, 2007
  • Sadie

    *giggle* That’s GREAT! I want one!!! Will it make MY rack look that good?!?!?! Huh? Will it?

    November 27, 2007
  • Jo

    Hmmnnn…my rack is much…lower these days. At this rate I’ll be able to play croquet with them in a couple of years…

    November 27, 2007
  • Wentworth Family Blog

    your blog is so funny, and I love the shirts!

    November 27, 2007
  • Who She She

    If it will make my sad rack look like yours, I’m in.

    November 27, 2007
  • justmylife

    Love the title!!! Where can I get a bra like yours? I need help really bad!!!! COunt me in, I need the T shirt. I need it really bad!!!!!

    November 27, 2007
  • Melissa

    Love the shirt–the mounds–of, er, laundry it displays.

    November 27, 2007
  • crazedmomma

    Great shirt!

    November 27, 2007
  • witchypoo

    The hotfessional sent me. I didn’t google “check out my rack”
    Although it’s nice to be reminded of what I used to have.
    Before they clunked to the ground.

    November 27, 2007
  • Nice rack. Enter me in!

    –HH

    November 27, 2007
  • lisa's chaos

    That looks like a great shirt and LOVE the color!

    November 27, 2007
  • Crap- I just read through the first few comments, and I see that Mishi is presenting herself as your #1 stalker again. When will she get the message? I mean- geez. What’s it going to take for her to realize she’s been outdone? Gah.

    Mishi- I implore you. Give it up girl. I’m the stalker now. Me.

    heh heh.

    -HH

    November 27, 2007
  • Dana Whitaker

    I’ve seen these shirts before, and love them. Winning one would add to my “mom” collection (including but not limited to my “Hot Wife” shirt from dadgonemad.com and my “Lead Actress in a Family Drama” from milfbrand.com) I also linked to you(www.danawhitaker.typepad.com/milfinprogress)

    I only wish my chest could look as good in the shirt as yours does.

    November 27, 2007
  • Tara

    Comment here! Thank you!

    November 27, 2007
  • That Chick Over There

    Nice rack!

    November 27, 2007
  • Secret Agent Mama

    Sorry HH, I’m the #1 Stalker. What will it take for you to get this through your skull. GEESH.

    Hi Lotus, Love your rack, still!

    November 27, 2007
  • Jenny is Live & in Color

    I’d like a cute shirt for my rack!

    November 27, 2007
  • SuzanneSays...

    Well, count me in twice, girl, and come on over to see why I won, regardless. :)

    November 27, 2007
  • Kristen

    What awesome t`s!
    here is my link
    Mighty Morphin Mama

    November 28, 2007
  • Veronica

    Here is your love letter my sweet. If I am not the biggest stalker, I must at least be the most loved one.

    Also, I linked to this post. YAY me.

    November 28, 2007
  • doahleigh

    Wow, 89 people want that t-shirt. I don’t stand a chance, but wanted to say hi anyway!

    November 28, 2007
  • Doesn’t “secret agent” imply some kind of “spy-like intelligence”? I mean re-aa-ll-yy. Gah.

    -heh.

    November 28, 2007
  • M

    I don’t know what’s funnier. The shirts or the fact that you took, like, 90 pics of your boobs and showed them on the great internet.

    Those shirts crack my ass up. Must go examine them more closely since, ya know, at this rate? The liklihood of winning is slim to none and they are so something I should own.

    November 28, 2007
  • Bronie

    funny title! i so need one of these rockin’ shirts!

    November 28, 2007
  • Robin

    November 28, 2007
  • Joanna

    Love the shirt!

    November 28, 2007
  • Joanna

    Love the shirt!

    November 28, 2007
  • Joanna

    Oooh! Enter me twice please! Just linked to your post.

    November 28, 2007
  • Madame M.

    I just love the cooking one. Oh, misery. Oh, bliss.

    November 28, 2007
  • Amy

    Really cute shirts! (And cute rack! Great post title!)

    November 28, 2007
  • Michelle

    Cute T-shirt – my daughter in law is a new mommy and just learning what the dream is all about :)
    She would love it.

    I posted a link to my blog

    http://michellescreativetreasures.blogspot.com

    November 28, 2007
  • Jan Scholl

    this rack is much nicer to look at than the ones on the dead deer coming down the freeways recently.

    My rack fell long ago:(

    November 28, 2007
  • Khurt Williams

    Your rack .. er I mean post … left me almost speechless. Here is what I managed to say.

    November 28, 2007
  • Allison

    I just tripped upon your blog…it’s brilliant (and the pics are my life!). TFS…I’ve linked you up here: http://stampinwhenican.blogspot.com/2007/11/digital-scrapbook-freebies-2007-11-27.html

    November 28, 2007
  • Linda SS

    You are a riot & have a fun blog. I’ve gotta have this t-shirt (even though I’m not going to look anywhere near as cute as you in it:) Thanks for the chance to win.

    November 28, 2007
  • Lunasea

    Awesome t-shirt. Nice rack, too. I already did my nablopomo post for today, so I’ll post a link back here tomorrow, ‘kay?

    November 28, 2007
  • Lorie

    GREAT t-shirts! Oh, and you have the kind of rack I can only dream about! LOL!

    November 28, 2007
  • Cathy

    Great title for the picture! I saw this and said…she’s my type of stamper here. I have to have one of these. I would be proud to one! Now my rack might have move down some, but there are always those stores like Victoria Secret that could help me out!
    Thanks for a chance.
    cmeyers@hughes.net

    November 28, 2007
  • Angel Wilde

    MY BFF has twins and I would love to win one of these tees for her!!!!

    November 29, 2007
  • Head Gaggler

    Very very cute! (the shirt that is!)

    November 29, 2007
  • CAKVD

    OMG!!! I have to have one, or all of these shirts!! This is my first time visitng your blog and I love it!! I really identify with what you are saying and it is so much fun to sit in front of my computer and laugh!! Thanks!
    Cheryl KVD

    November 29, 2007
  • Melissas

    Oh, how perfect! Please count me in for the drawing. Thanks!

    November 29, 2007
  • Melanie aka Batgirl

    I love these shirts! I love the one with the mom on the phone making food with the kid hanging from her! thats my life in a pic!

    November 29, 2007
  • Cristie

    I love your site. And love the t-shirt! I posted a link in my blog.

    criskrinkle.blogspot.com

    November 29, 2007
  • Kat

    I loves me some pink t shirts. Your rack ROCKS. MY GOD, woman.

    November 29, 2007
  • Kat

    Mentioned in a post and duly linked!

    November 29, 2007
  • Meghan

    Love this blog.

    Love that shirt.

    Love your rack.

    (oops, did I actually say that last one?)

    November 29, 2007
  • InspiredByInk

    hi! LOVE THE RACK! No, I don’t have boob envy at all! I’ve posted your pick w/a link back to here on my blog, come check it out!

    Thanks!

    Bobbie :)

    November 29, 2007
  • modmom

    hi sm! nice to meet you :)
    thanks for the nablopomo invite.
    please come visit me + enter my giveaways too on my blog at http://modmom.blogspot.com

    November 29, 2007
  • T. Whitesell

    Love the shirt and what a great RAK. Thanks for the chance!!

    November 30, 2007
  • You don’t need to send me a shirt if my comment gets picked by the Great Number Generator, Charlie Brown. I just wanted to ogle your chest a bit longer.

    November 30, 2007
  • Kim&Todd

    Lovely shirt and what a nice rack for a mom. Mine are just starting the middle age sag. Is that like the middle age spread?
    I have a 2yr. old and a 2 month old. The first day I was home alone with them they both pooped at the same time. I just looked at the both of them and said “and so it begins.”

    November 30, 2007
  • Eden

    Seen via Imaginary Binky. Cool-o-rific shirts ;)

    November 30, 2007
  • angelaandconnor at gmail.com

    Defently sign me up.. and Im sure the boys are enjoying the pictures. LOL

    I blogged ya
    http://contestaddict.blogspot.com

    December 1, 2007
  • Kelly

    I’d love to win, however, I doubt my rack will do it the justice that your rack has.;)

    December 1, 2007
  • Marcie

    This mom to 5 kids would LOVE to win!!!! Thanks! :)

    December 1, 2007
  • Erika

    I’m totally in!

    December 1, 2007
  • nor_lou

    cool shirt

    December 1, 2007
  • ellinghouse

    I’m living it and loving it….count me in!

    December 1, 2007
  • Andrea

    Sooo cute! Please count me in!

    December 1, 2007
  • Judith Shakespeare

    Am I too late? No, no, it’s 10:39… so it’s all good.

    BTW, lovely rack. :)

    December 1, 2007
  • tAnYeTTa

    please count me in :)

    December 2, 2007
  • CRB-H

    What a dream. I had that dream and lived it already. Mine are gone from the house now but the chaos is still there, trust me! Great T-shirt!

    December 2, 2007
  • bouncy czech

    Nice tshirts.

    I might be qualified to wear it one day.

    December 2, 2007
  • Midwest Mommy

    Love the shirt!

    December 2, 2007
  • Sleeping Mommy

    I definitely want one.

    Sleeping Mommy

    December 2, 2007
  • Sleeping Mommy

    Just did a post about your giveaway with a link back:

    http://sleepingmommy.com/?p=442

    Now, PICK ME!

    Sleeping Mommy

    December 2, 2007
  • Bryan

    I think I made it before midnight, with 30 minutes to spare.

    would love a shirt!

    December 2, 2007
  • jen

    Uh, that last comment by Bryan was actually me. My husband is not so creepy that he would be staring at your great rack. I just couldn’t remember the password to my own blogger account.

    Sorry if I freaked anyone out!

    December 2, 2007
  • Amanda

    Super cute shirt I could proudly wear :) Thanks!

    December 3, 2007
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    Stephen’s last blog post..Finding a target and ‘hitting it’ for 2008

    December 31, 2007
  • Your rack is HOT.

    Christine’s last blog post..Pssssssssssssssst…I have a secret

    January 1, 2008
  • Wow…if that shirt can my my rack look like your rack..I will buy millions!!!

    April 14, 2008
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