“Cock,” Xylophones, and Shower Tacos

1. So true. I used to say, just give me the prescription pad and we can cut the dr. right out of this picture.
3. What, you don’t like that throbbing, vibrational pain?
6 & 7. *snort*
11. I’ve never heard of a foot rasp, but those ped eggs gross me out.

dysfunctional moms last blog post..If this is a dream, do NOT wake me up!

WOW t hat’s some mean drum playing! Your husband should join the symphony! I’m impressed that Brayden can recognize his letters! Way to go momma!

Tiff@Three Peass last blog post..Wordless Wednesday

omg to shower tacos, with a garnish of crackly dead skin.

sherendipitys last blog post..Birthday Countdown, post# 25/29

i always could diagnose my kids too.

i am trying to understand ish-wheat. is it the sound the fan makes?

natalies last blog post..The moon over Europe – a week later.

And yet again you make me smile!

And, yes, I too believe that there should be a “degree” for moms and our amazing abilities to know more about our kids than anyone else….even the “Dr.”

Pst…I gave you an award!

(The link to my blog has a typo on the last post…sorry)

mapsgirls last blog post..survived!

I, for one, think it is disgusting that you keep the “jerky” and the hair. I couldn’t even finish that last post. But, I am not a mother, and mother’s don’t think the vomit or the poop or the drool is gross, either, so I feel like it’s hard for me to judge too harshly. Moms are weird about things; that’s what makes them moms.

NGSs last blog post..Baby Gap and Me

Lotus, you are a truly amazing woman. John is so lucky – and Braden. Braden is truly fortunate to have you as his Mom. I am so glad I have come to know something of you in the last 9 or 10 months – I forget just what it is. Really glad.

Just had to get serious for once.
Twitter: lceel

there is so much to comment on here that i hardly know where to start.

so… i wont? heh

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NGS,

Yeah, I kind of figured some ppl would understand and some would think it’s gross. It’s not as gross as you might think – the actual thing, I mean. It’s nothing more than leather.

Do you wear leather, by chance, like shoes and such? Some ppl don’t wear it, either… but, of course… it’s just dried animal skin.

At least this piece of leather is related to me! Hahaha!

Lotus:)
Twitter: LotusCarroll

lceel,

People are going to start thinking I pay you!

Thanks, man, I really appreciate it. It’s nice to have good people in your corner.

Lotus:)
Twitter: LotusCarroll

Good things to see. John seemed to be having as much fun a Braden, and you’re right Braden is amazing. I enjoy your blog.

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How cute! He is a whiz with those letters! John isn’t a bad toddler xylophone player either.

Great videos.

Debs last blog post..I can’t love you anymore…I have to love my mommy.

honey, my heels are so gross my husband took it upon himself to buy me the Ped-Egg. that’s sweet in a way but it’s also a tad insulting, dontcha think?

Sissys last blog post..Is God Reading Martians?

My Pediatrician always listens to me. He says that moms know their own kids and sometimes know better than doctors. Go with your gut…we’re usually right!

Mrs. Schmittys last blog post..Secret Santa Soiree

OMG, I just teared up. The minute I heard Braden say “one” loud and clear, my eyes, they started a-welling. He is sooo amazing, and his mom ain’t half bad, too.

That music video is the best!!! How adorable!!

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Goooooo Braden with the letters & numbers! That’s fantastic!!!!

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Braden’s Baby Jerky is probably not that weird but it’s nasty to look at. I will never think of Jerky the same again. You just ruined my favorite food.

orlunds last blog post..Our Family Sticker

Braden is too cute. Its thing like that that make it all worth it.

Vicky from Secret Mom Thoughtss last blog post..What’s the poop?

Umm Hi! Braden is so smart! How old is he?

You have quite the avant-garde percussionist there!

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Tazs last blog post..48 Weeks Old

I can’t believe I’m admitting this to someone I’ve never “met” before, but I have the foot thing, too. Though, I think maybe yours is slightly worse than mine (is that POSSIBLE??!), as I can get away with a pumice stone. The rasp/cheese grator sounds serious. Do you need a prescription for that?

I jest.

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Karleigh,

Ah, woman, you know I love you bunches.

Lotus:)
Twitter: LotusCarroll

orlund,

LOL It was always dried flesh you were eating! You just realized? Hahaha…

I still love beef jerky. I just make sure to keep them separated.

Lotus:)
Twitter: LotusCarroll

Tatiana,

Thanks! I’ve been blown away by him. He’s been doing the letters (and his colors) for some time now, the numbers just this past month. He’s 23 months old – he’ll be 2 years on Oct. 16th. Definitely the stereotypical proud mommy here!

Lotus:)
Twitter: LotusCarroll

Holy smart kid, batman!

I was freakin’ excited with my almost-four-year-old could identify all his letters and numbers. Way to be smart AND good looking, Braden!

(And he and your hubby should take that show in the road!)
Twitter: mommy_wins

I knew a child who couldn’t say truck would say f**k every time, so his dad taught him to say eighteen wheeler instead.
You’re following the foot filing with a warm soak and a good dollop of some rich moisturising cream I hope?

You are never run out of your fantazy and homor:))
Though I know your Braden from your photos, yes, he is still amazing:)

kompostelas last blog post..Sorting Game for Toddler

I’m joking:) Of course Fantasy and Humor:)

Braden is a genius! Once again, we need to get Braden and Sophie together! Letters are her fave thing in the world. She carries our magnetic letters around all day and also brings me the Magnadoodle demanding that I write letters for her to name!
Braden + Sophie = Scrabble soulmates!

Jenny from Mommin’ It Up!s last blog post..Stressing Out(age)
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My kid can’t say “fan,” either. He totally calls it “bah.” Though, I admit, “bah” is a multi-use word that applies to anything he can’t pronounce. Like fish? That’s “bah.”

*sigh*

I don’t know that MENSA will be calling any time soon …

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that’s amazing!! I was just watching the last video in this post
how old is your boy?? he’s so clever!

I’m showing Davey that bath video tomorrow.. I was just plurking, this evening, how Davey hates bath.

Braden=Bath Time Role Model!! (Not to mention wnning the Mr Smarty Pants Award)

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