• Your blog is hilarious!

    Just get the junkfood out of the house–that’s the only way I can do it. I have no willpower, so I just can’t have the junk in the house.

    Because who can resist a peanut butter weiner?

    thepolemommys last blog post..Reality Is Harsh

    May 25, 2009
  • If the junk food’s working stock the house to the rafters with the stuff. If I could shake 5lb eating peanut butter weiners I’d do a little happy dance.

    Oh, and our cheap sausages are made from teeth and arseholes, just so you know:)

    Leannes last blog post..Menu Plan – 25-5 to 31-5

    May 25, 2009
    • @Leanne,

      Hah, I wish. I think the other changes I’ve made are helping, despite the late night peanut butter wieners.

      Mmmm, teeth & arseholes. *licks lips*


      May 25, 2009
  • river

    Is it just me, or does anyone else think that peanut butter looks like mustard?
    So, is the night hours the only time you’re eating? Because that could explain the weight loss.
    I’ve been making an effort to not eat after a certain time, too. I started with 9pm, going down in half-hours as I got used to the previous cut off time. Now I’m down to 7pm. I find it easier to not eat if I brush my teeth immediately after dinner. I just hate to ruin that fresh, clean mouth feeling.So how much weight have I lost? None. Zip. Zilch. Nada. really disappointing. Looks like I’m going to have to give up mid afternoon snacks after all.

    May 25, 2009
    • @river,

      Oh, hell no. Me and anorexia are not pals. I am eating plenty during the daytime.

      My body is just struggling to understand that I no longer desire to be awake and consume foods at that time of night.

      And here I thought I was in control of my own actions.

      May 25, 2009
  • Kat

    Now that looks seriously effing disgusting, but thank you. I think you cured me of my SO-not-on-the-diet-midnight-snack. For tonight.

    Kats last blog post..Weekly Winners

    May 25, 2009
  • My personal vice? Weiners and mayonnaise. No weight loss though, I’ll try PB next time!

    Nesss last blog post..Weekly Winner

    May 25, 2009
  • Ok, THAT was gross. 😉

    (I still stand by peanut butter as my #1 weight loss product. By the way, did I mention that’s pretty much all I can choke down? Yep, I hate eating.)

    Good luck with your weiner problem. Hee hee hee.

    WackyMummys last blog post..I Don’t Normally Like Surprises, But When They’re This Good….

    May 25, 2009
    • @WackyMummy,

      I actually don’t think the peanut butter is the problem, per se. In fact, I agree with you that nut fats are important – they’re omega fats and those actually do help you lose weight – but like all things, in moderation. And NOT at 3am. When your metabolism is likely to say, “Uh, bitch, I’m asleep right now.”

      Also? I LOVE TO EAT. :-)

      May 25, 2009
  • Kim

    Oh man.. that is just gross..Congrats on the five pounds..keep doing what your doing..

    Kims last blog post..Weekly Winners – Photo Session of a Beautiful Family

    May 25, 2009
  • Oh, my, I’m putting my junk in the box. Five pounds is good! weiners? So gross. Really, I have to just be brutal at the source (the grocery store) If I don’t have it, I can’t eat it. I’m looking at you, ice cream.

    witchypoos last blog post..Grace The Eleventh

    May 25, 2009
  • Just the idea of peanut butter and weiners is enough for me to lose five pounds. Hey! Whatever works for ya!

    Tara R.s last blog post..The Sound of Freedom

    May 25, 2009
  • river, it DOES look like mustard. LOL!

    thepolemommys last blog post..Stripper Attire

    May 25, 2009
  • ali

    ohmigod. i love you. and NOT just because you used the phrase “fun-time wiener” either…;)

    alis last blog post..things I am doing…

    May 25, 2009
  • Stephanie

    I just vomited 5 lbs.

    Stephanies last blog post..See Ya In The Funny Papers!

    May 25, 2009
  • Yeah, I’ll just pretend that’s mustard – and a soy dog…. !

    Haley-Os last blog post..You Said You Wanted Feet….

    May 25, 2009
  • So .. what’s THE RACK looking like these days? Don’t go deflating Ethel and Merman. ‘K? MWAH.

    May 25, 2009
    • @lceel,
      Hahaha! I am behind on posting my rack shots, aren’t I? I have them on my compie. Will have to get them up soon.

      I hear tell there’s to be a sighting of them right here later this week. *wink*

      Now, I must get to work thinking up better names for them, sheesh!

      May 25, 2009
  • You’re so right. I know I’m weird, not liking food in general. Maybe if I had some really good food…. ??? I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you to skip the fridge on your nightime jaunts. :)

    WackyMummys last blog post..I Don’t Normally Like Surprises, But When They’re This Good….

    May 25, 2009
  • Amo

    And to think, I just decided to put myself on a diet…and maybe get a lock for my pantry to keep the ‘late night cravings’ at bay.
    Thanks for the advice!

    Amos last blog post..It’s kind of like own a pit bull, but without the ability to tie them in the yard.

    May 26, 2009
  • Girl, you’re taking the sexy to a whole new level. I’ll see your peanut butter wiener and raise you a chocolate covered pretzel rod, dipped in peanut butter and chocolate syrup.

    Oh yes, and that five pounds you lost? I found it and frankly I’m baffled.

    jennielynns last blog post..Things That Are Making Me Smile

    May 26, 2009
  • Yes, but are they ORGANIC weiners and peanut butter? That may make a difference!

    Colleen – Mommy Always Winss last blog post..Mommy guilt

    May 26, 2009
  • OMG. That is Disgusting…
    but, hey, you lost 5 pounds so maybe you’re on to something.

    LifeAsIKnowIts last blog post..More Thoughts On Crackbook

    May 26, 2009
  • *snort* I love it. If I could stand to eat a hot dog without vomiting, I would so try this diet. On the other hand, the otter pop and marshmallow diet seems to be working well for me these days! LOL

    perpstus last blog post..Wanted: One Good Playmate

    May 26, 2009
  • Reminds me of the times I would wake in the middle of the night with strange cravings, once I tried to drink mayo (I might have been sleep walking).

    Are you taking a multivitamin? Strange middle of the night cravings could be a result of something your body is lacking. Just a thought.

    Congrats on loosing the 5 lbs!

    talinas last blog post..Memorial Day Weekend Recap and Coutdown to Tater’s Arrival.

    May 26, 2009
  • That is just so unfair. I have been sticking to the a reasonable diet (read chocolate free with lots of rabbit food) and exercising like a crazy person while you are scarfing peanut butter and wieners. So far I have gained 4 pounds. My husband has a death wish, I know because he looked right at me and said “Muscle weighs more than fat.” I love him but really men are stupid.

    Any way–Congrats on the weigh loss!

    shannons last blog post..Wordless Wednesday-At the Lake

    May 27, 2009
  • I’m actually hungry now. Is that weird?!
    Being trashy is hot- mosey over and read about dumpster diving and other Upper White Trash fun! :) Bloggy love!

    marymacs last blog post..Upper White Trash

    May 27, 2009
  • It might taste even better if you put some jelly on it as well.

    May 27, 2009
  • have you ever try a stew peanut? I think it is also a good meal. Anyway this quite funny post and it really makes me laugh while reading this one.

    May 27, 2009
  • Oh my goodness! That’s…uh…wow. And I thought my cravings were bad!

    Sarahs last blog post..Fully Armed…

    May 27, 2009
  • And for those of us with a foot fetish…. pickled pigs feet will do so well……

    corinas last blog post..And the culture results are……

    May 27, 2009
  • Noah Lieske

    I just decided to put myself on a diet. Thanks for the advice! Noah Lieske

    May 29, 2009
  • Ahhh livin’ la vida low carb!

    Secret Agent Mamas last blog post..Weekly Winners LXXX

    May 31, 2009
  • Sherry

    THAT made me laugh so hard I almost peed on myself. I also wake up in the middle of the night and eat, but that’s because I love Ambien. Five pounds is good, Lotus! WTG!

    May 31, 2009
  • Awesome… And gross. Peanut butter (tho not the weiners) is on the list of “super foods” from the Ab Diet. So, perhaps it’s not as bad as you think?

    May 31, 2009
  • Are you sleep-eating? Do you take Ambien? Because really, if you aren’t, I can think of much better things to eat at 3 a.m. BUT I bet you got the guys with the title of this one…thinking you were going to review some Eden Fantasys toy.

    You rock so hard, and make me laugh when I should be fargin’ in bed. See how you are?


    Tina@SendChocolates last blog post..How to fix a suck-egg day in one easy step

    June 02, 2009
  • That is positively disgusting. I like peanut butter (except that organic stuff hubs buys) and I like a grilled hot dog, but even 10 months pregnant I wouldn’t combine those!

    I would put a mess of sauerkraut on that wenis.
    .-= amy2boys´s last blog ..Philosophy of Blogging 201 – Representing! (Who Exactly?) =-.

    February 16, 2010

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