Cultivated it early, guys.

Theme for February 2nd, 2008: “Narrow”
There’s a sometimes narrow line between “cute” and “freakin’ dorky.”
Looks like I crossed it somewhere between these two ages.

Wearing Calvin Klein, and actually making it look BAD.
And, apparently, I had not learned to appreciate the fine art of brushing my hair, either.

Lotus Carroll.
Representin’ the Dorkness, old school.
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UPDATE:
Had to add this one, taken 12.06.07, for comparison. Nuthin’s changed! ![]()






Making My Own Fun
You’re too hard on yourself. I think you look cute! The photographer is the one with the issue – looks like you were caught mid-blink.
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Karleigh
You know, I think the picture would be just fine if you weren’t squinting. The hair looks natural and wavy, and you’re adorable.
Mackenzie's Momma
I like that adorable lotus picture- it’s a heck of a lot better than a couple i have floating around here. Seriously don’t complain you could be like the kid on the one show whose school picture invovled the assistant holding a sign in front of his face….
Mackenzie’s Momma’s last blog post..I can’t wait!
VDog
You’re so cute. In both.
I have some, what was my mom thinking? pics where my hair isn’t brushed also…le sigh.
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Twitter: VDog
Makeshift Mama
Honestly, I think the two pics are equally cute. You should see the huge 80′s bangs in all of my childhood pics. The worst part is that my childhood took place in the nineties. In my defense, my mom did it to me.
Makeshift Mama’s last blog post..StumbleUpon – a great way to explore the world and avoid work!
zoeyjane
I think you looked so cute. In fact, you totally look like yourself. Just, elementary aged. (I’m blog hopping. Don’t blame me, blame the vitamin V for nonsensicality.)
~aka stumbleina
zoeyjane’s last blog post..Welcome to the Weekend
Keera
What Making My Own Fun said. Don’t blame yourself for something the photographer did. I don’t see “dork” in either picture.
Kay
My niece recently had a bad school picture because THE SCHOOL scheduled her grade for right after GYM!
This is how these photos are born. Bad scheduling and bad photographers.
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Taz
aww..
the pics are the coolest..
river
Over here in Australia elementary school is called primary school. I don’t have any primary school photos of myself. Mum and Dad separated when I was 7, when I got old enough to ask about the photos (about 35 I think) Mum said Dad had them, Dad said Mum had them. Both parents have since died and the photos have never surfaced.
You were cute.
Marylin
aww so cute
I have my fair share of dorky pics too!
Marylin’s last blog post..Haiku Friday
Lilacspecs
It’s not dorky at all. You do like kinda stoned though….cultivating something else early perhaps??
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Gordo
I like ‘em both. You were trouble as a child, weren’t you?
Gordo’s last blog post..BWAHAHAHAHA!
Veronica
You are cute in both those photos. Very cute. Now shush and leave yourself alone.
Veronica’s last blog post..An Incredibly Busy Day.
Maggie
Way, way cuter than any picture taken of me. I promise. Bad perms, boy haircuts, grown out only long enough for another bad perm. I have scars (mental scars count, right?). You were cute. Still are
Maggie’s last blog post..Not Asleep
Solomon Broad
Wow, you haven’t changed. I hardly recognise myself on my old school photos.
Solomon Broad’s last blog post..1 Week Giveaway
Beth_C
You look like you are about to say something like, “Hey, duuuuuuuude! Where’s the party?” But in a totally cute way!
Beth_C’s last blog post..My 100th Post…Part Two
rye
Hahaha, we SO would have been friends in fourth grade!
rye’s last blog post..o hai
Jenski
That doesn’t even touch the perm and bangs I had in middle school! Those pictures will never see the internet. Ever.
Jenski’s last blog post..The lead-up
Andrée
You are so wrong! You are so pretty in both photos. It’s an age where the girls don’t even notice hair, or think it is fine. And it is. About fifth grade? 10-12 yrs old? Adorable photos.
Andrée’s last blog post..Photo Hunters: Narrow-er Mailbox
Jamie
You are STILL cute in both photos dorkness!
Seriously I was a huge dork in 8th and 9th grade. Skinny as a rail, braces, big nose, and frizzy hair.
GAH GAH GAH.
Maria
Shut up. You were too cute.
Maria’s last blog post..Week ending poetry.
Kitty
I won’t even amuse you with an old school picture of myself-you’d be like what the hell is with those freaky barettes with ribbon hanging from them ha ha
Beck
I think you look adorable. Hair brushing is overrated.
Dre the Texican
Hey, I was ugly and my attitude made me awesome. Still does, can’t you tell? Something about the humbleness and modesty. The pics of you are cute. You could have been a badass. Hard to believe you weren’t with your precious attitude.
Dre the Texican’s last blog post..Some Things I Love About This Child
witchypoo
I have the dork pictures to scan, but I was still a dork at a much older age. Little kid dork doesn’t count. I have pictures of me as an adult that scream “The clothes! They hurt my eyes!”
witchypoo’s last blog post..LOL kitteh loads fast
Tasina
I have a picture of myself wearing a babyshit yellow ribbed turtle neck with red and blue plaid bell-bottom pants. I’m pretty sure this was a stunning fashion ensemble brought us by Grranimals (or however that was spelled). All I can believe is that somewhere, deep down my mom hates me.
Tasina’s last blog post..It’s all Maggie’s fault
janet
lol, lotus. if tTHAT was dorky, then i was dorky’s empress. there’s a reason i don’t post photos of me as a child!!!!!
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cajunvegan
Ah, brave one! I protest showing my dorkiness between ages 7-12. I had a Dorothy Hamill cut for while and then a home perm and then a butch cut. Will.not.go.there.on.my.blog.
You were such a cute dork!
cajunvegan’s last blog post..Could I Be Wearing Any More Hair?
Tonya
I definitely have a matching set of photos like that. One of them features a pretty hideous perm.
MommyTime
I love the photos. Here’s my narrow too. (Laundry day…)
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tnchick
We don’t even wanna discuss hair when I was a kiddos. Eek. LOL
tnchick’s last blog post..PhotoHunt 95: Narrow
Eve
Hey! My dorky pictures are ‘way dorkier than your dorky pictures. In most of mine I either have a tear in my clothing or I have something on backward. And that’s in addition to the messy hair and less-than-spotless appearance.
Here’s my narrow.
Eve’s last blog post..Photo Hunt 3: Narrow
Jerseygirl89
I think you were adorable! The Calvin Klein I’m not so sure about. . .
Jerseygirl89′s last blog post..I Love The Crazy Lady
Jenty
LOL, those are both quite cute.
Jenty’s last blog post..What about my body?
Twitter: jenty
Sandy (Momisodes)
OMG! You are so adorable
You haven’t changed much at all! There is NO WAY I will ever post my old school pics. I was not allowed to have long hair as a kid…..that’s all I’ve gotta say about that.
Sandy (Momisodes)’s last blog post..A Narrow Scroll
Mrs. Flinger
Whatever, you’re ADORABLE. Still. To this day. The end.
Mrs. Flinger’s last blog post..And then—they zipped
Angella
You were adorable!
Me? Not so much.
Me in grade nine.
Angella’s last blog post..The Reason I Now Watermark My Photos
Zsolt72
to me she is rather cute:)
Zsolt72′s last blog post..Photohunters: Narrow
Linda
Everyone looks dorky during those “awkward” years!! I think you look cute! Mine is up at http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/prodoceo/472940/
Have a great weekend!
Kerry
I don’t think you look dorky at all! You should see mine
Kerry’s last blog post..How I met my Valentine
HappyCampers
I think you were adorable! And, hey, Calvin overalls were IN, baby! YEAH!
HappyCampers’s last blog post..Oh, my poor homeschooled child…how will he EVER learn?
HappyCampers
Let me edit that lasty comment to say…
Calvin overalls were in as long as you wore your Jellies with them & your charm belt. THEN you were STYLIN!
HappyCampers’s last blog post..Oh, my poor homeschooled child…how will he EVER learn?
Sleeping Mommy
I take offense at you calling yourself dorky. You were WAY cute!
Sleeping Mommy’s last blog post..A Couple of Mooches
Marie
I actually like the 2nd picture better. The first looks vaguely like you, but the 2nd is definitely SM in the making. And cuter IMO.
Marie’s last blog post..Starbucks!
A.
You’re very hard on yourself! You look lovely in both pictures
A.’s last blog post..PhotoHunter: narrow
zoe
*snort* when i figure out how to work my scanner i am gonna torture some people!
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Utah Mommy
You are very pretty! And hey! No matter how you look outside if you have soft heart inside that’s all that matters. Have a great weekend!
NARROW FEED THE ROAD
Utah Mommy’s last blog post..Narrow Feed The Road
Just Jinny
Aren’t you glad dorkiness is so in right now? lol. I know I am. You look exactly the same. Which means you look like your..what..10 years old?
Just Jinny’s last blog post..Photo Hunt: Narrow
Jientje
jeez!
Nothing. has. changed!!!
Jientje’s last blog post..Photohunt … Narrow
sarge charlie
not dorky……..
sarge charlie’s last blog post..Hillary speaks to God
Michelle
I think you look like a young Leelee Sobieski in that pic with the Calvin Klein duds
Michelle’s last blog post..Friday Q&A – Wearing Polka Dots
Avery
That age for me was about 8. It was all downhill from there.
You’re still adorable!
Avery’s last blog post..And So It Begins…
Detroit
Hilarious spin on the theme! I could easily have that narrow line between those years too…actually it lasted for quite a long time. lol Have a great weekend.
Detroit’s last blog post..PhotoHunt: Narrow
Junebug
You do get the comment love! Hey, you look cute. You still got the same face.
Junebug’s last blog post..And the Moon is a Sliver of Silver
Ree
Aw, you can be cute AND dorky!
Ree’s last blog post..Perfect Post – January 2008
Receder Guy
I don’t know, you still look the same to me. In the good way of course.
hoppin on thru…
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HRH
So fun to see the “old” pictures which are pretty good by school picture standards!
HRH’s last blog post..3 sick monkeys and a mommy in bed…
Rebecca
That’s a great take on the theme!
Rebecca’s last blog post..Photo Hunt: Narrow
Twitter: ramblingreba
regina
What???? those pics are adorable!
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liza
I think you you adorable seriously! I actually love your long curly hair..When I’m at that age I didn’t care about the art of hair brushing at all..lol..;)
liza’s last blog post..Photo Hunt “Narrow”
A Whole Lot of Nothing
You’re a fancy lady, Miss.
Kim
You are adorable.. ALL of those pics.
Kim’s last blog post..I Heart My Body
lceel
It was, obviously, the addition of the front teeth that made you the woman you are today.
lceel’s last blog post..Almost done
Twitter: lceel
recel
gorgeous!!!
she is such a beauty!
and clever idea!!!
come by mine if u got a chance!
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denz
wow! you have a very nice picture and I love the way you put consistency of the picture, indeed you have a great post! keep it up!!!
here’s mine:
photohunt-1
photohunt-2
Happy Weekend Everyone!!!
denz’s last blog post..Photo Hunt: narrow!
Kat
Permission requested to include your superultradorkimous dork photo in my collection. I seriously have to blog about my dork school picture collection. I’ve been stealing dorky school pictures from people for years. Need to scan them. I always sort of thought I was weird and the only one on earth who found them really funny. heh.
Kat’s last blog post..I Abuse My Friends and They Eat. It. Up.
Dawn
my weekly winner tomorrow is my prom picture. shudder.
Dawn’s last blog post..Showin’ off on Saturday
wornoutwoman
You’re beautiful girl. And I love your smile! I think you never crossed over to being dorky! You want to see dorky or plain goofy, I need to post some of my pictures before orthadontic treatment….or then again during that phase too. Ew those were scary years.
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Stacey
Aw, I think the pics are adorable! You’re being way too hard on yourself!
Happy Saturday! Blog Hoppin’!
“Margarita Mom”
Honeybell
You’re gorgeous. Now shut up. :p
DrunkenHoney~BlogHoppin’!
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Honeybell
It just occurred to me that you may not know me well enough for me to say shut up . . . I was SO joking . . . Oh God, just never mind.
Honeybell’s last blog post..Finally – I’m Officially A Mommy Blogger
amy
Aww, you were a cutie! Now I posted my 6th grade picture alongside my daugher’s yesterday, and me not so cute! But hey if you can’t laugh at yourself, who can?
amy’s last blog post..That explains it
napaboaniya
LOL! Let me rephrase for you, “Most likely the CK made you look bad”
….and you do NOT look the least DORKY ok!!! *hrrrmmp*
napaboaniya’s last blog post..Photo Hunt : Narrow
ByrningBunny
lol hilarious take on the theme! You are clearly a photographer if you can’t stand to look at pics of yourself.
ByrningBunny’s last blog post..Photo Hunt: Narrow
Ecky
OMG you are adorable, not much a chance you are still as cute as when you were little.
I was a tomboy girl when I was kid, had a bad teeth and really dark skin
Ecky’s last blog post..Ozzy slang #2
Karen MEG
How cute were you… and the cuteness gets better with age, honestly! Now you’re cute and hawt, girlie!!!
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Don Mills Diva
I think you look adorable – maybe one day I will have the courage to post the school picture taken just minutes after I cut my own bangs!
Don Mills Diva’s last blog post..What could be simpler?
Amanda
Awwwwww! I have not seen a bad pic of you yet! You are the only woman I know who could still look good with a green bean shoved up her nostril.
Now these childhood pics are evidence that you always were just that cute. I’ve had pigtail pics with no front teeth, a pic with poison ivy broken out on my face, a mullet, a feathered mullet, a bad perm, another bad perm, hair dye gone wrong, closed eyes, broken glasses, you name it. I am the queen of bad pics.
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