Well, my friends, it looks
like Gastroenteritis
Fest ‘Oh-Eight is done.
I never knew that
my butthole could imitate
a waterfall. Wow.
And did you know that
after forty-eight hours of
nothing but fluids…
Dry toast tastes kind of
like the best gourmet meal that’s
ever been prepared?
And I wanted to
mention to all of you guys
that you should never
post about something
that you “hope doesn’t happen.”
TEMPT YE NOT THE FATES!
Read the last line of
my last post to discover
my last misfortune.
That’s right. You saw it.
I hit “publish,” and then I…
I… sharted. Again.
Yeah. Go Ahead. Laugh.
Really. Laugh. Poop is funny!
Especially sharts.
Seriously though.
Non-stop pooping and farting?
Not my bag, baby.
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Scatastrophe for two!
Gabriel’s last blog post..Friday’s feast #18
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LOL Oh I can’t stop laughing! I’m so sorry!
Summer’s last blog post..Pieces Of Me
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i’m so glad that it has left your home.
so glad that braden didn’t catch it. it was brutal when my babies caugth it…esp teh 3 month old.
take care… summer is almost here!
mah-meeee’s last blog post..i miss my kids?
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Ever had a colonoscopy? Cascading poop for hours. Lovely!
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Girl, you kill me. I remember the last time I was *that* sick. (thankfully, it was 13 years ago) I remember alternately praying to God to let me die and praising God for allowing me to be tall enough to have one end reach the toilet while simultaneously throwing up in the sink. Good times. Glad you’re feeling better!
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I thought you were going to say the baby got it! I’m quite happy to hear that you just sharted.
Glad you’re both feeling better!
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I hope your next fart is a dry one.
(I don’t think I have ever said that to someone before so you should feel special! Har har)
Shannymar’s last blog post..Happy blogaversary to ME
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so glad you are better. The comments tonight are as good as the post. LOL
Kara – down to earth mommy’s last blog post..Must be Mondays
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aww..
gastro sucks..
although i am happy to hear you better..
Taz’s last blog post..25 weeks old
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and only you could feel, err, shitty and manage to weave in an austin powers reference
MizFit’s last blog post..Link Love and a Friday FREEBIE!
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Ugh…sucky!! Glad you’re feeling better, though!!!
Sadie’s last blog post..Hai—aw hell, I’m not this clever—ku
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Glad it’s over… But I still reserve the right to think sharts (talking about them, at least) are funny
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Oh dear. That sucks. Hope the waterfall has run dry!
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So glad you’re better!
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Sharts. Ha.
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I know – isn’t that just the pits. And it kinda makes you just want to take the underwear (provided, of course, you were WEARING underwear), put it in a plastic bag, knot it up and throw it way. Of course, if you were going commando at the time, well, that WOULD exemplify a level of bravery for which you are famous, but it would still have been foolish. And, typically, foolish you are NOT.
Lou Lohman’s last blog post..C Word Challenge PLUS
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Yep, you jinxed yourself! Glad you feel better.
Anne’s last blog post..Haiku Friday: Mud Pies
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I’m glad you’re feeling better! And I hope to be able to work the owrd SHART into my next conversation!
wright’s last blog post..Haiku Friday – When I’m Sick
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Oh, it HAS happened to me. Just a few weeks ago. Ah, I remember it well. Waterfalls at night. It’s the STUFF of true poetry.
Beth – Total Mom Haircut’s last blog post..Wherein I Link All Over My Own Blog
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It can happen to anyone.
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HAHAHA! Sharting. Best entry ever! I laughed out loud! A literal LOL. (ALOL) Actually Laughed Out Loud.
Adrienne’s last blog post..Yes it is real marker.
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I love a good series of farts (like from beans), but not sharting!!
Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Haiku Friday in Photos
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aww poor thing, I hope you’re back to normal soon!
note to self: Don’t read Lotus’s site while eating…
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Our family got that last year. Not a pretty thing!! I was the only one who got it mildly (12 hours).
And I’m with Marylin. I should never read your site when I’m eating or drinking, XD. At least not with the laptop
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Oh wow! I am literally laughing out loud! I might have even peed my pants a little! haha.
Cassie’s last blog post..Happy Birthday Furbaby!
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Oh man, been there….$&%$&$! chocolate peanut butter easter bunny some years back … two weeks of well, you know.
Hope all is mucho better soon!
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YIKEs.. that does not sound like fun at all.. I am so glad your feeling better!!
Kim’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen – Lets Get Personal
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Even when you’re “sharting”, you still have your famous humor
Is it possible that Gastro is contagious thru the internet?!? Last nite & so far this morning, my stomach has been all “rumbly & tumbly” & I’ve been pooping some. Possible?!? I’m wondering~LOL! Hope you feel better soon 
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too funny!! it’s been a long time since i heard the word “sharted”. great ku and i hope you are off toast and on to better soon!
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Shannymar – “I hope your next fart is a dry one.”
Is that a missing line from the Irish prayer…
May the road rise to meet you,
and may your next fart be a dry one.
Amen
DeuceMom’s last blog post..#1 reason for the move
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I am glad you are feeling better…. and yeah, sharting is … well… you put it well.
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Love the post and the comments. But they stoled all my wonderful comments. Hope you continue to be dry!
justmylife’s last blog post..My husband is special. Part 3
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stop! stop! say no more. the laughing. it hurts!!!!!!
the planet of janet’s last blog post..Haiku Friday: the all is reasonably well edition
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I lived with this situation for six months almost every day. I never found that much humor in it. Glad you made me laugh, and double glad you’re better.
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I forgot to mention – I’ll be out of town for a few days, so I’m getting some posts ready early. My Weekly Winners is all set to auto-post on Sunday. I’ll try to get back in (borrow my sis’ computer) to get it on the linky list, but if not you can find it here http://adamswife.wordpress.com/2008/04/20/weekly-winners-april-13-19/
Eve’s last blog post..Leo’s Place for Pizza
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Ugh.
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I sharted when I had the bug a couple of months ago. It really is the pits.
Hope Mr. Braden stays in good health!
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I’d be happy to donate to your new underwear fund!
Tootsie Farklepants’s last blog post..Tootsie Talks ~ Some People Listen
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::i’m not laughing. i’m not laughing::
OK, I’m laughing a little.
Or a lot.
Sorry!
Kimberly’s last blog post..The fullest of threats
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I’m sorry -that was so funny! I hope you feel better soon!
SherE1’s last blog post..Be Careful What You Ask For
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Note to self: Learn to not test fate from Lotus.
HRH’s last blog post..I have a winner…
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Try having IBS your whole life…welcome to my world. There is a silver lining I can think of though, fair lotus: bet it helped kill kevin and leroy!! AHAHAHHAHA
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I’m glad you’re feeling better. Did Braden manage to avoid the bug?
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Ahhhh ha ha ha hah a ha~ that is so funny (not the sick part, but the shart part). Glad you’re better…sorry your underpants took a hit
HappyCampers’s last blog post..Last Week: CoOp at Lanana Gardens
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Poop is hilarious. A nice bathroom reader would e the book Walter the Farting Dog. We just got the stuffed Walter in complete with fart noises from squeezing the tummy! Happy spraying!
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Diarrhea CHA CHA CHA
Diarrhea CHA CHA CHA
Diarrhea CHA CHA CHA
A Whole Lot of Nothing’s last blog post..Flashback Friday aka Mama’s Brain Dead
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gotta love poop and farts and all that is stinky…i blogged about flatulance a couple days ago, it just makes me laugh. glad you’re feeling better!
janelle’s last blog post..Haiku Friday
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Ok, butthole waterfall I could have done without. Nice imagery!!
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Eeek! Yuck! We were suffering with ya this week, though. I hate the puke/poop combo – you know, holding the garbage can in the lap. Fun fun!
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Talk to me, beesh.