Fatten The Assen
When Dawn did it recently, I found out about this:
So today I’m going to join in, because I freakin’ love me some food and some face-hole fillin’.
Today’s recipe request from Natural Mommy (as per her schedule) is:
Um, do cookies count as snacks? Because I have a kickass cookie recipe that’s definitely unhealthy. And you want it. Trust me.
I made them for the first time this past Christmas, and John was in love. This is a special cookie. We will only ever make it at Christmas, to preserve the specialosity. Besides, it’s a family tradition.
My mom has made these cookies every year at Christmas for as long as I can remember, and they are my all-time favorite cookies. Why are they my ATF Cookies? Well, because, they’re THE BEST COOKIES EVER. Seriously. Like, make you want to lock yourself in a closet with a batch of them and touch yourself while you eat them kind of cookies.
You’re rolling your eyes. Clearly, you do not understand.
But make these as your next sinful, unhealthy snack, and you will bow down to the wonder of:
SPITZBUBEN
But be careful. One too many of these contributed to Kevin & Leroy.
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David
Hey, I’m up at 4:30 and the first to comment! Are Kevin & Leroy like Barry & Levon? Aaaahh yeah! $240 worth of pudding!
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Angeline
That looks super yummy!
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river
I did a copy/paste on the recipe. I’m definitely going to try these next winter. I don’t bake much in the summer, but winter? It’s brownies, cookies, cakes, casseroles………..
MizFit
ok—–you would LAUGH (gag?) at my Food Glorious Food Thursday posts.
no where near the fantastitude of the above.
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Lou Lohman
You want to know what my train of thought was? MMMMMM, Sptizbuben. … buben … booben? … boobs! … the RACK!! I thought about the RACK!!!!
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A Whole Lot of Nothing
You suck. You really, really suck. Please make them and send them NOW. I don’t bake (if I did, I’d be 200 pounds heavier than I already am), so you must now make them for me and ship them.
Say, “Hi!” to Kevin and Leroy for me! I have some, too, to have a back fat playdate with.
Kay
Well thanks to the jam I won’t be tempted by these. Thank GAWD!! I was worried there for a minute.
Please don’t tell me to leave the jam out and they are just as good because seriously the jam is what is making me strong,
Kthxbye.
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Sarcastic Mom
David – YOU’RE A FAN OF THE STATE!?
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Colleen
God love us Germans and our 53,000 calorie recipes for really really good stuff. We’ll get ours in the end…I’ll be that crabby little old German woman with huge hairs coming out of my chin when I’m 80. Yumm-o. What a thought.
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Maria [Immoral Matriarch]
Are you trying to kill me??
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Melissa
Yum, I would like a stack of those for breakfast this morning!!
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Candy
While they sound absolutely amazing, as a rule I try not to make food when the recipes contain more than four disclaimers about how I’m going to screw it up.
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Ree
My mouth is watering just looking at them. Damn you.
kisses!
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Groovy Mom
I just commented on someone’s blog about it being time to get motivated to lose the rest of my weight, and then I come here, and I see those cookies, and I’m drooling. What the HELL are you trying to do to me, woman?
Um, if I click on that link up there will I find the recipe?
YES!
:::wiping off keyboard:::
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Sarcastic Mom
Candy – But see, just once a year, dude. Also, this proves you’ve never had one. Just one bite, and you’d be all over making them.
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CC
yum. yum. stop. it.
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janet
fred and ethel backfat do NOT need these cookies. not not not.
(i, however, do. i’m gonna have to hurt you now)
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MP
yeah..that looks reall really really good…
hubby just had a come to jesus talk with me last night..noticing that I gained my 10lbs back..and I don’t talk anymore about people giving me compliments..and he’s right.
I will not be making your cookies. I may dream about them. ALOT…
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sassy
Yikes, my arse/drool is growing just from looking at those pictures.
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Bettina
well after a description like that of how GOOD they are, I’ll have to make them won’t I? lol
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Tasina
Those look good. But I don’t bake. You’ll see why on Sunday with WW.
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Secret Agent Mama
God, those look good. I’m being good, though. No bad snacks for me. Stupid me.
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justmylife
They look delish! But I hate to bake, actually I love to bake, I hate to clean up after I bake. Send me a batch….PLEASE!!!! And do chips count for a healthy snack? They are made of potatoes after all.
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Suzanne
Dude! Those look so good. i don’t have time to make sweets right now, must make big pans of food (see yesterday’s blog for some food porn) so that we don’t eat meals cooked by others while the moving kicks into high gear.
Oh yes, those WILL be among the first things made in the new kitchen. Do you want me to give you the recipe for the Chocolate Napoleons Chef Jr made at cooking school today?
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nottryingforaboy
Those look delish! And I followed you on over to the Recipe Swap. Thanks.
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Stephaine
Ooohh…….I think I gained 10 pounds just by looking at them and another 15 with the recipie!
THANKS – - lookinging forward to making them!