When Dawn did it recently, I found out about this:
So today I’m going to join in, because I freakin’ love me some food and some face-hole fillin’.
Today’s recipe request from Natural Mommy (as per her schedule) is:
Um, do cookies count as snacks? Because I have a kickass cookie recipe that’s definitely unhealthy. And you want it. Trust me.
I made them for the first time this past Christmas, and John was in love. This is a special cookie. We will only ever make it at Christmas, to preserve the specialosity. Besides, it’s a family tradition.
My mom has made these cookies every year at Christmas for as long as I can remember, and they are my all-time favorite cookies. Why are they my ATF Cookies? Well, because, they’re THE BEST COOKIES EVER. Seriously. Like, make you want to lock yourself in a closet with a batch of them and touch yourself while you eat them kind of cookies.
You’re rolling your eyes. Clearly, you do not understand.
But make these as your next sinful, unhealthy snack, and you will bow down to the wonder of:
But be careful. One too many of these contributed to Kevin & Leroy.
#1 by David on March 6, 2008 - 3:43 AM
Hey, I’m up at 4:30 and the first to comment! Are Kevin & Leroy like Barry & Levon? Aaaahh yeah! $240 worth of pudding!
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#2 by Angeline on March 6, 2008 - 4:48 AM
That looks super yummy!
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#3 by river on March 6, 2008 - 5:02 AM
I did a copy/paste on the recipe. I’m definitely going to try these next winter. I don’t bake much in the summer, but winter? It’s brownies, cookies, cakes, casseroles………..
#4 by MizFit on March 6, 2008 - 5:12 AM
ok—–you would LAUGH (gag?) at my Food Glorious Food Thursday posts.
no where near the fantastitude of the above.
MizFit
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#5 by Lou Lohman on March 6, 2008 - 6:59 AM
You want to know what my train of thought was? MMMMMM, Sptizbuben. … buben … booben? … boobs! … the RACK!! I thought about the RACK!!!!
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#6 by A Whole Lot of Nothing on March 6, 2008 - 9:30 AM
You suck. You really, really suck. Please make them and send them NOW. I don’t bake (if I did, I’d be 200 pounds heavier than I already am), so you must now make them for me and ship them.
Say, “Hi!” to Kevin and Leroy for me! I have some, too, to have a back fat playdate with.
#7 by Kay on March 6, 2008 - 9:39 AM
Well thanks to the jam I won’t be tempted by these. Thank GAWD!! I was worried there for a minute.
Please don’t tell me to leave the jam out and they are just as good because seriously the jam is what is making me strong,
Kthxbye.
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#8 by Sarcastic Mom on March 6, 2008 - 9:51 AM
David – YOU’RE A FAN OF THE STATE!?
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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#9 by Colleen on March 6, 2008 - 9:52 AM
God love us Germans and our 53,000 calorie recipes for really really good stuff. We’ll get ours in the end…I’ll be that crabby little old German woman with huge hairs coming out of my chin when I’m 80. Yumm-o. What a thought.
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#10 by Melissa on March 6, 2008 - 10:20 AM
Yum, I would like a stack of those for breakfast this morning!!
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#11 by Candy on March 6, 2008 - 10:29 AM
While they sound absolutely amazing, as a rule I try not to make food when the recipes contain more than four disclaimers about how I’m going to screw it up.
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#12 by Maria [Immoral Matriarch] on March 6, 2008 - 11:07 AM
Are you trying to kill me??
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#13 by Ree on March 6, 2008 - 11:48 AM
My mouth is watering just looking at them. Damn you.
kisses!
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#14 by Sarcastic Mom on March 6, 2008 - 12:55 PM
Candy – But see, just once a year, dude. Also, this proves you’ve never had one. Just one bite, and you’d be all over making them.
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#15 by Groovy Mom on March 6, 2008 - 1:14 PM
I just commented on someone’s blog about it being time to get motivated to lose the rest of my weight, and then I come here, and I see those cookies, and I’m drooling. What the HELL are you trying to do to me, woman?
Um, if I click on that link up there will I find the recipe?
YES!
:::wiping off keyboard:::
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#16 by CC on March 6, 2008 - 1:50 PM
yum. yum. stop. it.
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#17 by janet on March 6, 2008 - 2:02 PM
fred and ethel backfat do NOT need these cookies. not not not.
(i, however, do. i’m gonna have to hurt you now)
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#18 by MP on March 6, 2008 - 3:19 PM
yeah..that looks reall really really good…
hubby just had a come to jesus talk with me last night..noticing that I gained my 10lbs back..and I don’t talk anymore about people giving me compliments..and he’s right.
I will not be making your cookies. I may dream about them. ALOT…
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#19 by sassy on March 6, 2008 - 3:33 PM
Yikes, my arse/drool is growing just from looking at those pictures.
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#20 by Bettina on March 6, 2008 - 5:29 PM
well after a description like that of how GOOD they are, I’ll have to make them won’t I? lol
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#21 by Tasina on March 6, 2008 - 7:14 PM
Those look good. But I don’t bake. You’ll see why on Sunday with WW.
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#22 by Secret Agent Mama on March 6, 2008 - 9:04 PM
God, those look good. I’m being good, though. No bad snacks for me. Stupid me.
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#23 by Suzanne on March 6, 2008 - 10:25 PM
Dude! Those look so good. i don’t have time to make sweets right now, must make big pans of food (see yesterday’s blog for some food porn) so that we don’t eat meals cooked by others while the moving kicks into high gear.
Oh yes, those WILL be among the first things made in the new kitchen. Do you want me to give you the recipe for the Chocolate Napoleons Chef Jr made at cooking school today?
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#24 by justmylife on March 6, 2008 - 10:34 PM
They look delish! But I hate to bake, actually I love to bake, I hate to clean up after I bake. Send me a batch….PLEASE!!!! And do chips count for a healthy snack? They are made of potatoes after all.
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#25 by Stephaine on March 7, 2008 - 12:21 PM
Ooohh…….I think I gained 10 pounds just by looking at them and another 15 with the recipie!
THANKS – - lookinging forward to making them!
#26 by nottryingforaboy on March 7, 2008 - 12:45 PM
Those look delish! And I followed you on over to the Recipe Swap. Thanks.
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