Fatty McFatterton Ate Haiku Friday

LOL! I love that title!

Nice.

Listen- I have more than 20lbs to lose. I swear to god I am night-eating. WTF?

I joined W.W. Now I go to meetings like an alcholic.

Hello, my name is Heidi Hyde, and I’m a fatty.

-HH

20 pounds, you’ll be ok. Try 40, I’m a fatty too and my mom is an enabler.

It will be much easier in January when everyone steps on the scale and freaks out on a massive scale.

I have 20+20+20 to lose. It sucks.
I wish I could get back to the days of low-carb when I lost all that weight. I think I’ll go be depressed now.

You can do it. And, even if you don’t, I still LOVE you and find you SEXY!

‘Tis the season to be fat, fa la la la la, lala la la!

I hear ya on this one. The hubby and I ate 2 bags of popcorn last night and then I went looking for chocolate. Blahhh.
Great haiku!

I have 25 pounds to lose myself. I have never had to lose weight before (not bragging, just factual). My hysterectomy really threw my body for a loop…so all of a sudden I’m looking at fat rolls and loose skin…and DH doesn’ tunderstand my depression! I need a weight loss buddy because I have NO will power…and I HATE most healthy foods

I’m with SAM! You’re a hottie!

I have gained 7 lbs too since Halloween! I went on a 3-day fast and got it all off but I fear I’ll probably gain back half of it. I’ve got about 20 lbs still to lose of my baby weight.
Good luck on your 20 lbs!

I feel your pain.

Your title was brilliant. Good luck on the weight loss journey (through the holidays, no less!)

I was all set to be sympathetic – and then I saw your “glorious rack” photos. Give me a break – you are gorgeous!

Your rack really does look fab in that shirt. I say lose the weight that bothers you, but wear a device that pushes the fat UP to continue to keep your tatas looking delicious.

I have 30 lbs. to lose! I will wish you luck if you will wish me luck!!! I swear I eat right and until 2 weeks ago I was exercising 5 days a week! The last 2 weeks have been to hectic to exercise. Next week, maybe.

Yea – what Imaginary Binky said. Don’t you be messin’ with that rack.

A wise fashion-guru once said,
“Ye must respect Ye rack!”

Thanks for the support! I can’t believe you were that weight, well you look darn good for a glutton.

Whatev! I couldn’t stop eating yesterday before bed either… and I’m still trying to get back to my pre-WEDDING weight. Think it’ll happen? Not especially with Hubby begging for Baby #2.

Ugh! We can feel gross together.

I’m wishing you luck

How about we do a fat transplant? They can remove your 20lb and give it to me. Sound good? Maybe then my pants would fit me.

Yeah yeah I know, I shouldn’t whinge. Please don’t bash me K?

20 to lose, eh?
Happy I’d be for so few.
Cookies are my bane.

Good luck! I love your rack!

Good luck, you can do it.

WW helped me lose 45 lbs since April =)

I totally 5th or 6th the hot rack comments. I covet your boobies.

I feel your pain. I lost 20kg on a quest to lose around 28kg (61pounds) and then started gaining. Aaaahhhh…..I don’t know why (yes I do, I haven’t been exercising).

I share your pain. Blogging every day for 30 days- not exactly conducive to weight loss.

Day #30- celebratory 2 donuts, 2 fun size snickers, a latte with biscotti…mix until you get cellulite consistency.

i have 10 to lose and i want to do WW online, of course right now i am heading upstairs to watch Friday Night Lights and eat some chocolate cookies….i need some discipline !!

So… I’m going to pipe in with some possibly pretentious information you may or may not already know and if that is true, then, well, forget you ever read this:

Why do you gauge your health by how much you weigh? This is not a “your body is beautiful no matter what!” sermon, fyi. This is a note on making adjustments to your lifestyle and eating habits in such a way where you don’t even think about dieting or losing pounds on your gut (your words not mine ).

I hate going to the gym.. but when I’m doing something fun like martial arts or even making myself bike places instead of taking the train (when I was visiting family, just playing with my nephews and nieces was a serious workout). I’m integrating healthy physical activity into my life and I don’t even think about my body trimming up until I’m already there.

(a little self-conscious about my lack of hilarious wit and sarcasm. Sigh. I’ve just done a lot of paying attention to phys. health, eating and belief structuring.)

Um. Yeah. So, in my GED loving, didn’t go to college and get a degree so I can credit my opinions opinion.. I’m sure I have a good theory (and self-practice) on this one.

Also, you ARE beautiful just the way you are!!

I haven’t stepped on the scale all week. Too scared. But I have about 18 ….

Hey everyone! Thanks so much for all the supportive comments, and the compliments (rack and otherwise)… I really appreciate it. Of course I love the ego petting, but in general it’s just nice that you all took the time to say kind words.

Just to make sure you all don’t think I’m a total tard, though my pictures are quite nice, it’s really just a result of many attemps and “creative” posing. (Can you say suck in the gut hardcore and hold your breath?)

I’m not so big that I can’t fit out the door, but I’m bigger than my body is comfortable with, and it has started making me feel slow and tired. It also exacerbates my sciatica and arthritis. That’s a good sign (along with the tight clothes) that I need to lose weight. I just want to feel healthy as well as feeling good about myself. So I’m starting here at 170, hoping to get back to 150.

Everyone told me that breastfeeding would make the weight just melt off. And it probably would if I could get off my butt and put down the donuts.

I think you’re looking pretty good – I’ve still got over 30 pounds to go.

Is it wrong that the picture of Stay-Puft made me want to go get a big old cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows? No? Good, cause I’m going.

convert the pounds to kilos and then the number isn’t so big and you can fool yourself into thinking it aint so bad *snigger* When I found out how much I weighed in pounds I hid in a cupboard. A really really HUGE cupboard. Aiming for a kitchen cabinet…..

Freaking hell I hate google right now….. can’t link to my blog!

http://magnetoboldtoo.wordpress.com

I’ve seen that picture of your rack and you DO NOT look like you need to lose 20 pounds!

Uh oh, stay puffed marshmallow guy!

I binge at night too and it makes me feel good to know I am not alone! Looking good is more important than the number of pounds and I think everyone concurs that you look great!

You cute, me dear.
You don’t want to lose your rack!

Sorry I’m late to the party. Love the ku. Good luck on the weight loss. Cut yourself some slack until the new year, eh?

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