For your nipple viewing pleasure.
Yup. That’s right. Today, I am going to go all out and show my nipple.
You see, some time ago, I asked everyone around these parts to ask me some questions.
I said that I would answer them all.
You are probably thinking (if you’ve been around awhile, or especially if you asked a question)… “Yeah, Lotus, you sure did SAY you were going to answer them all, but you sure as hell haven’t DONE that.”
I did not say how long I would take to do so, though.
BUT FEAR YE NOT.
Every.Single.One will be answered in due time. And some of them in far too many words, as I am known to over-do everything, especially talking and writing.
Today, I address a question left on that post which seemed quite a lot like a request.
And, boy am I ever eager to please! It must have something to do with my insecure nature.
“karastav” asked, (in Haiku form, even!):
Will we ever see
a photo of your nipple
its such a nice rack?
And like I said, I must be insecure, because I just can’t pass up an opportunity to give my readers what they want.
So, Yes, karastav, you will see a photo of my nipple.


What? I may be insecure from here until infinity, but I’m no Cheap Floosy!
I only show my nipples to my husband.
Oh, and I guess, to my son. He breastfed for awhile, after all.
And my Gynocologist. She even gets to feel them up!
Oh, yeah, and the girls I have slumber parties with, when we’re showering together. That’s before the full-contact pillow fighting. But after the naked JELLO-Wrestling.
But that’s about it, really. Yeah. No Internet Nipples.
Not today, anyways. ![]()






Gabriel
Ha!!! Pure genius…
I guess some of your readers will have to go looking for ‘real’ nipples somewhere else…
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Jared
Ouch!
Just curious…Slow, Fast, or Tri-Cut? You never cease to make me laugh!
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Taz
hehe..
awesome..
Taz’s last blog post..24 weeks old
Mackenzie's Momma
*snort* hawt nips Lotus!
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Gunfighter
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Good one.
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Assertagirl
This won’t affect your spam, no, not at all!
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Gordo
Oh, my sides! That’s excellent, Lotus.
Gordo’s last blog post..Self-imposed exile
Secret Agent Mama
LOL!
You tease!
Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Photohunt: Twisted
Shannymar
::whistles:: who’d have thought we’d get to see nipples on your blog today?
Shannymar’s last blog post..I see the nuns are gay…
Xbox4NappyRash
I was like, click, no don’t, no click, no don’t…
so I did.
now I feel like a perv.
thanks!
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kendra
Oh, my goodness, you are hilarious. What a great post. Especially loved the one with the “nipple” twisting.”
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Veronica
Love it!
So what is your favourite flavour for naked jello wrestling?
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karastav
Sometimes you get more than what you ask for. Thank you for this moment it was funny as hell. It makes me glad to know you exist.
Law Student Hot Mama
That’s HAWT right there. Especially the twisted photo – I wish we could have gotten one of you licking your nipple to match it . . .
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Kitty
lol
HappyCampers
Always unpredictable. That’s what I love!
HappyCampers’s last blog post..What’s it to ‘ya?
Donna W
Haaaaaaaa!!!! You got me!
Donna W’s last blog post..Look what arrived at my door today
Suzanne
I *knew* what was coming, because you DO have a toddler in the house. However, the Twisted Nipple? That was truly inspired!
One of the few blogs my husband bookmarked is some chick who posts a picture of herself braless each wednesday. She’s wearing a shirt, though.
Suzanne’s last blog post..Quick Updates
Rebecca
You CRACK ME UP!
With apologies to those who have experienced cracked nipples. That’s not what I meant at all.
But HA! This post! HA
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Twitter: ramblingreba
katney
Well, you have satisfied the Photo Hunt theme and your questioners as weel. I have done so and without being nearly so graphic about it. Dear, Dear, I am surprised you did not get caught in my filters. Bet if I had Net Nanny I would not have gottne to see.
katney’s last blog post..Photo Hunt–Theme: Twisted
janine
nyahahah you are so funny..i love reading your entry..heheheh..it is so nice to smile at this very early part of my morning and thanks to you..hehehe
Write From Karen
LOL! I must admit, I wasn’t sure I wanted to click over or not.
Very clever! Thanks for the chuckle this morning!
maryt/theteach
Did I know that a baby bottle nipple was coming? I sure did! But I read your great funny post anyway!
maryt/theteach’s last blog post..Photo Hunters – twist(ed)
Frances
That is hilarious! Great twist
Frances’s last blog post..Photohunt: Twist(ed)
Karen
Thank you!!! I needed to laugh before I conquered my long list of tasks today.
Karen’s last blog post..PhotoHunt: Twist(ed)
dorid
I really REALLY hesitated before clicking on this link!
ROTFL!
http://theradula.blogspot.com/2008/04/photohunt-twisted.html
dorid’s last blog post..Photohunt: Twisted
amanda
your nipples are long.
amanda’s last blog post..Honey…Put Up the Gun..
Amy
You are definitely certifiable, but in a good way!
Pretty clever.
Amy’s last blog post..PhotoHunt
Jenty
Pure genius! LMAO!!
Jenty’s last blog post..Photohunt: Twisted
Twitter: jenty
RubiaLala
Hee, hee, you’re so funny. I love the “twist” at the end!
RubiaLala’s last blog post..Hallway of Awkwardness
DeuceMom
Your nipples look just like mine! (Avent, right?) You crack me up.
DeuceMom’s last blog post..No tooth today
nottryingforaboy
You’re too funny!
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nottryingforaboy
that’s strange… my last blog post is not right.
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Maria
You got me all excited for nothing. Bleh.
Guess I’d better head over to Xtube. or Redtube.
Memarie Lane
OMG I thought this was a family blog! I’m going to have to wash my eyes out with soap!
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Memarie Lane
OMG I thought this was a family blog! I’m going to have to wash my eyes out with soap!
Liza
teehee, i love your twisted nipple
i played!
Liza’s last blog post..PhotoHunt: Twist(ed)
peppylady
Your to funny any how if someone twisted my nipple like that I would either punch or kick them.
My photo is up.
peppylady’s last blog post..Photo Hunt (twisted)
lceel
I just KNEW it was too good to be true. *whine* … *whimper* … *feels heartbroken*
Obviously, my wife has taught me how to do Guilt.
lceel’s last blog post..Friday Haiku picture do
Twitter: lceel
Jientje
Yes.
Unpredictable as ever!
Hilarious as ever!
Jientje’s last blog post..Photohunt “Twisted”
Eve
Nice nipple, and so perky, too. The twisting was a stroke of genius. Come on over and see my new mattress.
Eve’s last blog post..New Beginnings
Karla
Sheer Brilliance!
Karla’s last blog post..Antenna
Elizabeth
You are completely awesome.
Elizabeth’s last blog post..GTX-personal GPS technology
Kat
Ha!
regina
You are hilarious!!
regina’s last blog post..If You Do Me, I’ll Do You!
Kim
Brilliant. Again.
Kim’s last blog post..Crayola Two’fers
AMomTwoBoys
Tease…
Malia
I had those nipples once upon time…oh, the good ole days of perky, erect nipples.
Malia’s last blog post..Oreos & Milk
To Think Is To Create
love it
To Think Is To Create’s last blog post..Lovely and Mellow
tommie
you are hilarious! Twist and shout!
tommie’s last blog post..Photohunt: twisted
Dawn
ugh
Dawn’s last blog post..How to Bury a Mortician
Dawn
that’s
Dawn’s last blog post..How to Bury a Mortician
Dawn
it!
Dawn’s last blog post..How to Bury a Mortician
Colleen
Oh, I love it. This was just the thing I needed to read after my own post today. You rock!
Colleen’s last blog post..Dear God…
Dawn
must!
Dawn’s last blog post..How to Bury a Mortician
Dawn
raise
Dawn’s last blog post..How to Bury a Mortician
Dawn
commentator
Dawn’s last blog post..How to Bury a Mortician
Dawn
rank!
Dawn’s last blog post..How to Bury a Mortician
Dawn
my favorite card ever said, “I think you are perverted, twisted and sick. When can I see you again.”
fitting!
Dawn’s last blog post..How to Bury a Mortician
Ashley
lol esp liked the “twisting” one.
Ashley’s last blog post..You’d think it was MY birthday!
VDog
LOVE that you actually did it. You go, girl.
VDog’s last blog post..The Day BOSSY Came to Town
Twitter: VDog
Carolyn
The twist made me cringe. Please don’t do that again.
Carolyn’s last blog post..three things i’m loving right now. actually, make that four.
Becky
I saw your Twitter and was, like, oh no…she didn’t! LMAO! You are too funny.
Becky’s last blog post..Teen Hijinx
Karen Putz / DeafMom
Oh my gosh, this cracked me up– hilarious!
Melinda
Too funny. Those silicone ones though can be a little irritating though even when it’s not cold.
Melinda’s last blog post..Ball crazy
Saltgirl
I never figured you for the pierced nipple type.
~
Saltgirl’s last blog post..Husband for sale, cheap
justmylife
LOL. That is too funny.
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ImpostorMom
Hahahhahhaha
hysterical and oh the pervy google hits you’ll get
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