From My Inbox, Episode 2

oh man, you’ve been hording all those singles for yourself? AND you’ve got all these bloggie noms?

i bow to your superior powers, lotus. i am so not worthy.

janet’s last blog post..Exercising my good judgment
Twitter: planetofjanet

consider yourself voted for. Man, I love to vote!

As for the singles…yeah I gots lots of them in my area too…Don’t need em, but maybe they would like the viagra and all natural penis enlarger emails I get too. Or perhaps those singles would like to inherit the millions of dollars waiting for me over seas that some long lost relative left to me if only I’d pay the executor with a money order. As for the christian singles they can have the money that is waiting, also over seas, for people who are willing to do good works with it. Although it also comes with the money order strings.

Yeah I ended up on everyone’s email list.

Kara – down to earth mommy’s last blog post..Two hours and forty-five minutes

Yeah, so I know the whole “You look sexy today.” was totally sucking up but….it worked. I put a vote in for ya in the other 3 categories too. Gawd….I’m such a sucker! lol
Good Luck!
Hugs!

lilknitter’s last blog post..Hot Cocoa Questionairre

you are killin’ me!

If I don’t die first, I am off to go vote!

Blessings,
K

Karla ~ Looking Towards Heaven’s last blog post..What The? [week 6]

4 Categories??? How did you manage that?

Have you got chocolate for me? For a little bit of chocolate I am sure I can hunt out the password (that I keep losing) and log in and vote for you. Or love, I will do it for love (as long as the love is coming with chocolate).

Wait! That all sounds dirty. Ooops.

Veronica (Sleepless Nights)’s last blog post..The Reason That Bloggers Make Bad Mothers

Also? 56 votes for best photography? You GO girl!

Veronica (Sleepless Nights)’s last blog post..The Reason That Bloggers Make Bad Mothers

Voted for you – yes, i did.

Liza’s Eyeview’s last blog post..Working Mom Needs To Think Of Dinners At Breakfast – All Moms Should
Twitter: amauiblog

Well I’ve never done this before and it’s taking some doing to sign up (voting on blogger awards). So you’d better appreciate it maám!!!

I HAVE to vote for you as best photographic blog. I’ve been on holidays and having withdrawals from not seeing the beautiful blue-eyed B!

Lightening’s last blog post..Paying it Foward

You.Are.Hilarious. I LOVE reading your blog!!!

Tetyana’s last blog post..Not ready to give my boobs to The Motherhood

Can you forward the one with the black Singles to my Best friend?
Oh wait a minute, she’s not in their area, too bad…

I voted for you.

And at least you get singles. I only get Hot Females in my inbox. Man, I wish my parents could have chosen a less masculine name. Jenni is so ambiguous.

Jenni’s last blog post..The Differences Between One and Four

I voted for you. ‘Cause that’s how I roll.

Kim’s last blog post..Onward and Upward

I’d do you.

You go for hot white married chicks, too….dontcha?

A Jill of All Trades’s last blog post..Hrrmmmmm…

I laughed so hard at the first picture……. Off to vote for you now.

Beck’s last blog post..And what DID I make for dessert last night?

Hola, bonita ! No hay Dios.

Lou Lohman’s last blog post..bfcl, bfcl (blog first, comment later)
Twitter: lceel

Oh, my sides. I obviously voted ..

Gordo’s last blog post..Because I promised …

That first picture is CLASSIC…

Kim’s last blog post..The Deal Breaker

I just choked on my coffee. “I prefer black singles out of my area.” LOL.

FireMom’s last blog post..Learning to Parent Two

I’m partial to Married Hindu Agnostics, but I’m still waiting for that email.

Autumn Dahlia’s last blog post..Update on Pearl

You are fackin hot! And furgin funny too! Vote away, people!

Kathryn’s last blog post..Gone, Baby Gone

That post alone deserves a most humourous blog vote!

Don Mills Diva’s last blog post..Humble pie – I’ll have seconds

Ok, I voted! Hey, you are rapidly closing in on the photog blog award, riding the wave like Obama –

good luck!

Lisa’s last blog post..I Can’t Believe How Old I Am – Part II

Voted.

Stephen’s last blog post..Regeneration Mini-Podcast #5: Goals and Resolutions

Miha, I have now voted for you in all listed categories.

Signed,

Senor Totalo Agnostico

Lou Lohman’s last blog post..bfcl, bfcl (blog first, comment later)
Twitter: lceel

I keep getting info on a bigger penis … and boobs. Wha?!

Dawn’s last blog post..Mommyhood – New Chapter on Baby Sleep

I was going to go vote for you, but since you have offended my disparate married but looking for weird fetishy native american with a dash of italian and irish and french sensibilities….no freakin’ way.

Tasina’s last blog post..Link to a link

I, too, am solicited by many singles groups and requested to sign up for online dating services. I know hubby is stuck in the home, but I don’t think he’d appreciate me taking advantage of any of these offers. I have a friend who actually signed up for the online dating thing. Man, I don’t EVER want to go there!

Voting – yes You are hilarious – got my vote there.
I’m sure you will be named Mother of the Year forever – another vote.
Fackin’ Hot? I don’t know about that. Have you taken your temperature? You’re too young for menopause, so it can’t be hot flashes. Just in case, I voted for that one, too.

Eve’s last blog post..Tidbits

Dude, I totally voted for you. Now, go reciprocate damnit! LOL.

You crack me the hell up!

rachel’s last blog post..Chocolate, Cheetos and Cheesy Pleas

Congratulations on all the nominations!

Rachel’s last blog post..Low Key Lady

I used to get lots of viagra emails? I still get penis enhancement e-mails in my junk. Never breast! Do I look like a man? lookalikea man?

Junebug’s last blog post..Stormy Weather in Oklahoma

I’m an Agnostic Hispanic. Does that count?

I choked on my Coke reading this – friggin’ hilarious!

Maria’s last blog post..The Formidable Entrance of my Firstborn.

wow so YOU’RE hoarding them all and thats why I can’t find any I voted you up!

Mackenzies Momma’s last blog post..January 7th

I won the UK lottery 12 times last week.

Marie’s last blog post..Hit me Baby

I work for an internet company and we often get people calling up saying

‘I have SOOOOOOOO many spam emails. I don’t want viagra! I don’t NEED viagra. I have a wonderful sex life…now can you put a spam filter on my account?’

Or people who call up and say

‘I have soooooo many spam emails. And I am so offended. You know what the subject line is? They are rude and offensive, one said that I could increase the size of my hoo-hoo!!! And another said I needed to take pills to make me, you know, PERFORM better. Can you please put a spam filter on my account?’

Tanya’s last blog post..My Place

LOL….
Sorry, I will take you off of those lists right away…….

Incredibly creative post – the photos are super.
What a pile of nominations. I hope you win ‘em all.
Sendng lucky vibes your way.
Frances

Frances’s last blog post..just posted…

Wow you get ones for men? I wonder what I did wrong? I keep getting ones to find hot babes.

Anglophile Football Fanatic’s last blog post..A Dinner So BIG it Coulda Fed the Armies of Both Japan & Switzerland*

Now the real question…what would you do if you got an email saying there were local black Christian singles in your area??

Now that’s a party!

I had to re-register with a different e-mail because the Blogger Choice Awards didn’t confirm my account. So now, once I get the first registration sorted out, can I vote for you again? And how many times can each registered member vote for these contests?

Do you really think I look sexy today? Even though I’m not a Hispanic Atheist?

Geesh… voting voting and more voting. Good thing I’ve got nothing better to do. haha

Colleen’s last blog post..The last one for a while (maybe)…

Oh man are you popular…no wonder you are getting all those special emails for preferred customers….I voted for you!!

Alison’s last blog post..Things that make you go Hmmm…

Every single time I go to click into my journal I see an ad for Match.com so I’m with ya. I’m not married, have no plans on getting there and it’s like they are trying to tell me something. Maybe it’s,”Your sister is getting married in two years. You’d better start hunting for a date now!” Send over the hispanic athiests or the single Christians. I’m not picky!

I get kick out of when some place e-mails me and want to know if I want to make rate x movie. I have no ideal why they would ask me to star in one of there flicks.
I’m over weight and let say if I lost 20 pounds of fat I’d still be fat.
I got few stretch mark so no close up.
I’m starting to get gray hair now.

So I’m vote u in for the humor blog.

peppylady’s last blog post..Tackle It Tuesday. (Printer Fixed)

Wow…those singles must really be looking for a hot blogger mom! They’re so lucky to have found you! Maybe you could get all of them to go vote for you too! Then you’d really kick A*s!

AMomTwoBoys’s last blog post..Help! Help! I don’t know what I’m doing!

Ok, I am going to vote now …

Andie Summerkiss’s last blog post..Meditation for the Restless Soul

There are apparently a lot of young, black, singles in my area too. If I see any, I am going to tell them that they are in Salt Lake City, UT and that they might want to think about leaving if they ever want to meet anyone else that is young, black, and single.

Great blog. I am just starting out, but yours is wonderful. I am a former Tennessean, and I am jealous of anyone who lives someplace where the humidity is higher than 7%.