Because if you’re a woman, and you’re just planning on hanging around the house, but would rather do something fun… come to Nashville and watch me make a total ass of myself, while many actually talented and intelligent women talk about blogging and hang-out together!
Are you going to be there, ready to point and laugh, take embarrassing pictures, and tell the world what an idiot I am in real life?
What, you’re not coming? Is it because I smell?
I promise to take a shower that day.
If you’re still not going… tell me why! And tell me what mean things you would say to me if we did get to meet. 
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I’m not coming because 1) Nashville is too far away for me to drive. and 2) I didn’t even hear about this event until about a week ago.
but BTW, my daughter (12 mos) LOVES your blog because of the changing photos in the sidebar. She gets eerily quiet when I load your page. Whatever works!
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If you people would get off your lazy douche arses and have a get together somewhere centrally located in western Europe I would TOTALLY show up and be your personal slave for the duration of events.
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Do you think I would get through security if I packed myself into a large box and mailed it to you?
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Pshaw! You’re no idiot. And no, i’m not going. It’s just such a heck of a long way from here…….
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I looked up on Amtrashes schedule, but found NO train stations near Nashville. I couldn’t afford a plane ticket and dude, spending 23 hours each way on a bus was a little too much.
I’ll be better off next year and coming to Blissdom AND BlogHer!
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If only Nashville were in the UK, perferably in the South, and more so in London…
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Originally I was going to come, when it was Blogher. THEN I got even more excited when I learned Blissdom would take over. BUT, we only have one car, and leaving my husband and child w/o a car is kind of scary to me. And then, I have placenta previa and my doctor has kind of scared me into not going anywhere until my next ultrasound.
I really wish I could come and meet ya’ll. It sounds like it would be so! much! fun!
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I would LOVE to come and meet you but finances are too tight to do any traveling. Nashville is actually not that far from me but still…….
Have fun for all of us!
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I’m not coming because I don’t have the qualifying anatomical feature. But if I met you I’d tell you I love you and you have a gorgeous RACK.
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Well y’all are missin’ out. (I just got all southern all of a sudden.)
I’ll be there with bells on for all the idiocy bloggie wonder.
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Well, I’m in Nashville but still can’t come. I’m super disappointed but it’s the same day as BarCamp Nashville that Jamie has been prepping for for months so I have the little tykes.
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Airfare - $600
Babysitter - $250
Rental car - $100?
Hotel - $150?
Food - $100?
= I don’t have the time to turn $1200 worth of tricks in time to book a flight.
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Well I’m coming and I’m taking photos of everyone’s idiocy!!
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So if we are going we should save the mean things we will say so that they are a surprise?
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Kat…LMAO
Why I’m not coming? Money, for one and for two, I just heard about it last week. Trying to explain to the boss that my “aunt” died in Nashville would be kind of hard.
Have fun everyone that is going.
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because it’s really really far away and I just had a baby.
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I’m coming and I will say it to your face. Boo-yah!
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I’ll be there! Looking forward to meeting you!
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Ahh Lotus, if you even knew how much I would love to come, just to meet you! Maybe next Year, Blissdom should come to Seattle!
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I would say “Nice shirt, hippie wannabe!” Or “You smell worse in real life than on the internetz.” No, actually I wouldn’t. But you kind of asked for that.
If you come to Phoenix, I’ll come. Unless you’re speaking at something with a crazy huge entrance fee. Then I wouldn’t come. But I’d cook ya dinner. Sooo keep that in mind.
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I will be there and I can’t wait to meet the BEWBS, I mean YOU in person! I will be taking lots of pics! oot!
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I am so sad I cannot go.. I know you guys will have a blast!!
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Awww…..mannnnn!!!!
That’s Saturday.
I’ll be at work.
Ho hum.
Maybe next time…
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*jealous*
did you get to meet my fab friend michelle & her two adorables?!
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I’m not coming because I didn’t recieve an engraved invitation personally delivered to me on a silver platter.
So there.
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I’m coming! I’ll do all of the above. (Must remember to charge my camera battery tomorrow.)
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I will not be there because:
1) busy season in Underwriting
2) Doct appt Sat Am that I guess I should go to, although its a waste of time
3) Daughter may have a dentist appt I forgot about because I’m such a great mom
4) Hubby and daughter are going to a pumpkin hunt later Sat and MIL is mad at me so no babysitter
5) cash flow issue.
If I was going to be there, I would give you a hug and say how nice it is to FINALLY meet you. And get a pic to prove blogging is not useless to my family
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Cool gig. Would love to listen and stalk you there. Have fun!
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Wish I could come but it’s too expensive to travel and stay, too far to drive and my hubby kinda works on Sunday so he wouldn’t take too kindly to me leaving him with all seven kids.
Have fun. Can’t wait to hear all about it. (nice shirt, BTW)
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We’re headed out in the next hour or so. Am emailing you my new phone number.
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Unless Nashville somehow moved to southern california then the chance of me coming are like ZERO! with a big HECK NO attached.
Although I would love to kneel before thee fair Lotus unfortunately I have an extreme lack of babysitters for the 3 hooligans that wander within these here walls.
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I LOVE your shirt!
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