Yes?
First, I hate you you’re a poopie-head I’m really jealous of you.
But also very happy for you. (Seriously!)
Second, you must look for this fabulous woman I love:
She’s going to have something of mine with her:
And she’s happy about it!
Remember, look for Redneck Mommy, holding The Rack.
You MUST NOT miss a Photo Opp with MAH BEWBS AT BLOGHER.
(Not going to Blogher? Let’s sit online together for 3 days and whine jealously. Deal?)
All photos of the Hot Canadian courtesy of said Hot Canadian. Rawr!
#1 by Amy [Taste Like Crazy] on July 15, 2008 - 9:32 PM
Nice rack. I shall bitch and moan right along with you.
Amy [Taste Like Crazy]’s last blog post..Impromptu Trip
#2 by Kat on July 15, 2008 - 9:36 PM
That’s hillarious!! I’ll be whining right along with you babe.
Kat’s last blog post..One Mom in the Right – Part 1
#3 by Loralee on July 15, 2008 - 9:38 PM
I will totally volunteer for this. Tanis and I have a torrid makeout session planed.
PHOTOS SHALL BE TAKEN, OH YES!
Loralee’s last blog post..Hey, plagiarism
#4 by Shamelessly Sassy on July 15, 2008 - 9:43 PM
I am totally down for sitting online and whining while basking in jealousy. just for the record, i’ll be here.
haha.
Shamelessly Sassy’s last blog post..Et tu, Brute?
#5 by moosh in indy. on July 15, 2008 - 9:50 PM
This means I’ll be sleeping with your bewbs every night. Delicious.
moosh in indy.’s last blog post..Black Rover, Black Rover, SUCK IT.
#6 by VDog on July 15, 2008 - 9:50 PM
Must. Get. Photo. With. YOUR. BEWBSSS!!! and with the winning rack, of course. It’d be a three-fer (two-fer? four-fer?).
SO sad you’re not coming. But at least yer bewbs are!
VDog’s last blog post..Project Support Beauty In Nature
#7 by Kelley on July 15, 2008 - 9:55 PM
That RedNeck is going down… like seriously.
I just paid a freaking KIDNEY to send that woman something and she is taking YOU!
Man, I am going to go a flick my hair and storm off in a huff. Cause I am the queen at that…
Kelley’s last blog post..I ain’t got no more kidneys to sell…
#8 by justmylife on July 15, 2008 - 10:02 PM
I will stay behind and whine with you!
justmylife’s last blog post..Random BS
#9 by Walking With Scissors on July 15, 2008 - 10:03 PM
I’m not going. I’ll sit and whine with you! While eating ice cream and contemplating whether or not it’s more important to have sex with the husband or get precious sleep. Because I am suffering from teh PMS right now too. We’re practically sisters! Sisters who are not going to BlogHer. Only, I didn’t think of sending my rack along with anyone. So, I guess you’re the older (heh), sluttier sister. Only not. What?
Walking With Scissors’s last blog post..Old and Feeble
#10 by CK Go Places on July 15, 2008 - 10:21 PM
Wow! Happy WW!
CK Go Places’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday – Traditional Japanese Wedding
#11 by A Whole Lot of Nothing on July 15, 2008 - 10:22 PM
WAAAAHHHHH… I’m whining for the next week b/c I’m not going.
Can we all organize a “Send Us All to BlogHer” campaign/online bake sale for next year?
A Whole Lot of Nothing’s last blog post..Wordless 7.16.8 – My Whole Heart
#12 by Redneck Mommy on July 15, 2008 - 10:23 PM
Ah shit. Now Kelley is gonna freaking murder me.
But just so y’all know…Pose with LOTUS’s BOOBS and GET a MAGNETOBOLDTOO sticker.
It’s a two fer one. SIX BOOBS all in one place.
And if you talk nice to me, I may even let you touch them.
HEH.
Redneck Mommy’s last blog post..The Post My MIL Will be Sorry She Read
#13 by lceel on July 15, 2008 - 10:25 PM
It’s after 10 at night, and what do I see? OMG, it’s THE RACK and there’s NIPPLAGE!!!! I will NOT be able to SLEEP!! I LOVE that RACK!!! I pay homage to that RACK every night when I say my prayers. (Actually,AFTER I say my prayers because I think God might take umbrage [I love that word - umbrage] at purient thoughts about Lotus’ RACK making into an otherwise holy stream of consciousness). And if IDO make it to sleep, I know what I’m gonna be dreamin’ about. Thank you, Lotus. And BlogHer. If it wasn’t for BlogHer, well, just THANK YOU.
lceel’s last blog post..Tuesday Tale – PUFF
#14 by The Mom on July 15, 2008 - 10:38 PM
Not going but hear MommyPie is holding a BlogHerNOT 2008 party!!
The Mom’s last blog post..Not the Next Food Network Star
#15 by Rachael on July 15, 2008 - 10:38 PM
Um… I am totally in for activities that involve an outlet for my bitching. Your rack rawks.
Rachael’s last blog post..Apparently I am going to throw my baby off a bridge
#16 by Mrs. Schmitty on July 15, 2008 - 10:43 PM
I am not *sniff going either *sniff. I will gladly join you to whine and very possibly wine.
P.S. I like the idea of a bake sale.
Mrs. Schmitty’s last blog post..My Bionic Nose
#17 by Raging Dad on July 15, 2008 - 10:53 PM
All this talking about BlogHer. What about BlogHim? What’s a daddy blogger gotta do? I’d try to get someone to bring a picture of my rack to BlogHer, but somehow my boobs will probably be less appealing to the masses of mommy bloggers. Ah well.
Raging Dad’s last blog post..Got a devil’s haircut in my mind
#18 by Karen of Sillymonkeez on July 15, 2008 - 11:03 PM
Whining jealously for 3 days sounds good to me! ;P
Karen of Sillymonkeez’s last blog post..Project Black: Take Seven
#19 by Zoeyjane on July 15, 2008 - 11:11 PM
I’m already whining. And next year, WHEN I GO, if you can’t, I claim THE RACK for travel.
Zoeyjane’s last blog post..On romance and flowers
#20 by TX Poppet on July 15, 2008 - 11:31 PM
I’ll be whining & probably wining right along widcha. Does red or white go better with envy?
TX Poppet’s last blog post..WFMW-Canning Tomatoes
#21 by Sarah on July 15, 2008 - 11:38 PM
I plan on bitching and moaning with you. Your bewbs will be there and my face on a Popsicle stick will be there!
Sarah’s last blog post..I has a past!
#22 by Veronica on July 15, 2008 - 11:47 PM
Deal.
Veronica’s last blog post..It Might Be Hormones…
#23 by Angela at mommy bytes on July 15, 2008 - 11:55 PM
Waah! You know all the hype? Probably not worth it right? I hope?
#24 by Half-Past Kissin' Time on July 16, 2008 - 12:30 AM
Waaaaaa! I wanna go!!
Half-Past Kissin’ Time’s last blog post..In Which I Get Busted
#25 by laura on July 16, 2008 - 1:28 AM
DEAL!
my darling husband is playing in vegas so although blogher is in my backyard i will be home taking care of the circus.
waaah, waaah, waah!
nice rack.
laura’s last blog post..potential road rage irritation in the nicu
#26 by Special K on July 16, 2008 - 2:06 AM
I am heading out for Cali in a few hours but not for Blogher, I am not one of the kewl people, but I am seeing my baby boy graduate from the Marine Corps!
Special K’s last blog post..Come fly with me let’s fly let’s fly away
#27 by Bee Repartee on July 16, 2008 - 2:28 AM
Whining is definitely in order.
….or is it wine-ing?
Bee Repartee’s last blog post..Gimme A Smooch
#28 by the planet of janet on July 16, 2008 - 2:35 AM
i’m here for the whine fest. i assume there will be a winefest to go along with it?
the planet of janet’s last blog post..A decade … and a million years ago
#29 by MizFit on July 16, 2008 - 4:54 AM
I hath already commenced the whining.
MizFit’s last blog post..Viewer Mail. The *some of you are gonna feel ripped off* edition.
#30 by Queen of Shake Shake on July 16, 2008 - 5:28 AM
OH yay! I’m so glad you aren’t going either!!! I can teach you the Incredible Sulk dance this weekend, mkay?
Queen of Shake Shake’s last blog post..Does This Outfit Make Me Look Fat?
#31 by designherMomma on July 16, 2008 - 7:03 AM
so what are we gonna do when everyone leaves us for a few days? At least you have nice boobs.
designherMomma’s last blog post..Busy Bee
#32 by Miss Britt on July 16, 2008 - 8:29 AM
count me in for the whiny cry baby pee pee fest
And holy CRAP that chick is SMOKIN’!
Off… to stalk…
Miss Britt’s last blog post..Wanted: Temporary Babysitter For My Uterus.
#33 by catnip on July 16, 2008 - 8:48 AM
Oh, I’ve been whining mostly on twitter. I’d be happy to have company
catnip’s last blog post..a pox on our house
#34 by Colleen on July 16, 2008 - 8:53 AM
Love it – a “where’s Waldo” for Mommy Bloggers!
I’m in for the online whinefest.
Wait? Wine?!? WHERE?!?
Colleen’s last blog post..Wordless #20
#35 by Amy on July 16, 2008 - 9:10 AM
Wow, the RACK really gets around!!! I will happily have a whine party with all of you!!
Amy’s last blog post..Getting to know you….
#36 by The Other Dawn on July 16, 2008 - 9:29 AM
I’ll be here whining with you.
The Other Dawn’s last blog post..The Flee and Me
#37 by Tracy (Tiny Mantras) on July 16, 2008 - 9:55 AM
Deal! Now where’s the online self-pity party?
Tracy (Tiny Mantras)’s last blog post..Ohio’s secret desire
#38 by Dawn @ Coming to a Nursery Near You on July 16, 2008 - 10:04 AM
Yeah, they are all poopie heads.
Dawn @ Coming to a Nursery Near You’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday LOL Edition
#39 by Amy @ Milk Breath & Margaritas on July 16, 2008 - 10:11 AM
Deal. Three days of whining? I’ll bring the vodka.
Amy @ Milk Breath & Margaritas’s last blog post..Nearly Wordless Wednesday – Angel Fluff
#40 by stephanie on July 16, 2008 - 10:12 AM
I’m up for a good wine whine! Glad a part of you can go….
#41 by stephanie on July 16, 2008 - 10:13 AM
hehe… I guess the strikethrough doesn’t work here. I meant to say whine instead of wine, but wine whine works too, huh?
#42 by Alison on July 16, 2008 - 10:24 AM
I’ll be here
Alison’s last blog post..My Strength Comes in Shamrock Form
#43 by Manic Mom on July 16, 2008 - 10:31 AM
Whine, I will not whine here nor there, but everywhere.
Manic Mom’s last blog post..Routine
#44 by Kim on July 16, 2008 - 11:05 AM
Someday, someday I will get to go to BlogHer.
For now I will stay home and bitch and whine with SarcasticMom and everyone else.
Kim’s last blog post..I Survived the Barbershop Convention, 2008
#45 by TLC@SendChocolate on July 16, 2008 - 11:44 AM
You are jealous of me? Hah! I am jealous of you! I could only dream that I could have a rack like yours. Without augmentation it wil never happen. Not even when I was breastfeeding.
So, see, I must hate you now. (too bad you are so freaking nice) Ok, can’t hate you…just will grumble ’bout you instead…
T.
TLC@SendChocolate’s last blog post..The One Where I Have a Meltdown
#46 by Secret Agent Mama on July 16, 2008 - 11:46 AM
I’d like a photo-op with YAH BEWBS in real life, yo!
Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Project 365 (328/365)
#47 by Christi on July 16, 2008 - 12:21 PM
I’m in on the whining with you!!
Christi’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday–Happy Anniversary
#48 by celticbuffy on July 16, 2008 - 12:23 PM
Let the whining & moaning commence!
celticbuffy’s last blog post..If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Your Mother
#49 by MP on July 16, 2008 - 2:16 PM
NOT going!! BUT I’m going w/ the family to the beach!!
MP’s last blog post..Pulling my HAIR out!
#50 by Shamelessly Sassy on July 16, 2008 - 4:07 PM
This is just another whining comment about how I am not going to BlogHer.
Shamelessly Sassy’s last blog post..Feeding Trolls One at a Time
#51 by Jennifer on July 16, 2008 - 4:36 PM
Not going either, I’ll bring the nachos.
Jennifer’s last blog post..Jimmy needs a better diagnosis
#52 by Jenny from Mommin' It Up! on July 16, 2008 - 4:51 PM
Deal. We can totally have a whine/bitchfest!
Jenny from Mommin’ It Up!’s last blog post..WFMW: Flickr
#53 by peppylady on July 16, 2008 - 6:33 PM
I thought I was the only one that is going to miss out on blog her.
I’ll bring the beer.
peppylady’s last blog post..It a Healing Garden
#54 by Tranny Head on July 16, 2008 - 9:11 PM
That’s hawtness right there!
Tranny Head’s last blog post..Wedding Hawtness
#55 by Elizabeth on July 16, 2008 - 9:12 PM
Next year, can I take your bewbs to BlogHer please? Unless of course you are going, which you totally should! Will be looking for Tanis and that photo opp!
Elizabeth’s last blog post..If you’re going to San Francisco…
#56 by Ree on July 16, 2008 - 10:20 PM
Whine, whine, whine. Right there with ya babe.
Ree’s last blog post..A Giant Baby Step
#57 by Suzanne on July 16, 2008 - 11:52 PM
Not going. I’ll whine along with you…
Suzanne’s last blog post..What’s For Dinner Wednesday