Going to BlogHer?
Yes?
First, I hate you you’re a poopie-head I’m really jealous of you.
But also very happy for you. (Seriously!)
Second, you must look for this fabulous woman I love:

She’s going to have something of mine with her:

Remember, look for Redneck Mommy, holding The Rack.
You MUST NOT miss a Photo Opp with MAH BEWBS AT BLOGHER.
(Not going to Blogher? Let’s sit online together for 3 days and whine jealously. Deal?)
All photos of the Hot Canadian courtesy of said Hot Canadian. Rawr!







Amy [Taste Like Crazy]
Nice rack. I shall bitch and moan right along with you.
Amy [Taste Like Crazy]‘s last blog post..Impromptu Trip
Kat
That’s hillarious!! I’ll be whining right along with you babe.
Kat’s last blog post..One Mom in the Right – Part 1
Loralee
I will totally volunteer for this. Tanis and I have a torrid makeout session planed.
PHOTOS SHALL BE TAKEN, OH YES!
Loralee’s last blog post..Hey, plagiarism
Shamelessly Sassy
I am totally down for sitting online and whining while basking in jealousy. just for the record, i’ll be here.
haha.
Shamelessly Sassy’s last blog post..Et tu, Brute?
moosh in indy.
This means I’ll be sleeping with your bewbs every night. Delicious.
moosh in indy.’s last blog post..Black Rover, Black Rover, SUCK IT.
Twitter: mooshinindy
VDog
Must. Get. Photo. With. YOUR. BEWBSSS!!! and with the winning rack, of course. It’d be a three-fer (two-fer? four-fer?).
SO sad you’re not coming. But at least yer bewbs are!
VDog’s last blog post..Project Support Beauty In Nature
Twitter: VDog
Kelley
That RedNeck is going down… like seriously.
I just paid a freaking KIDNEY to send that woman something and she is taking YOU!
Man, I am going to go a flick my hair and storm off in a huff. Cause I am the queen at that…
Kelley’s last blog post..I ain’t got no more kidneys to sell…
justmylife
I will stay behind and whine with you!
justmylife’s last blog post..Random BS
Walking With Scissors
I’m not going. I’ll sit and whine with you! While eating ice cream and contemplating whether or not it’s more important to have sex with the husband or get precious sleep. Because I am suffering from teh PMS right now too. We’re practically sisters! Sisters who are not going to BlogHer. Only, I didn’t think of sending my rack along with anyone. So, I guess you’re the older (heh), sluttier sister. Only not. What?
Walking With Scissors’s last blog post..Old and Feeble
CK Go Places
Wow! Happy WW!
CK Go Places’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday – Traditional Japanese Wedding
A Whole Lot of Nothing
WAAAAHHHHH… I’m whining for the next week b/c I’m not going.
Can we all organize a “Send Us All to BlogHer” campaign/online bake sale for next year?
A Whole Lot of Nothing’s last blog post..Wordless 7.16.8 – My Whole Heart
Redneck Mommy
Ah shit. Now Kelley is gonna freaking murder me.
But just so y’all know…Pose with LOTUS’s BOOBS and GET a MAGNETOBOLDTOO sticker.
It’s a two fer one. SIX BOOBS all in one place.
And if you talk nice to me, I may even let you touch them.
HEH.
Redneck Mommy’s last blog post..The Post My MIL Will be Sorry She Read
Twitter: talesfromtyahoo.ca
lceel
It’s after 10 at night, and what do I see? OMG, it’s THE RACK and there’s NIPPLAGE!!!! I will NOT be able to SLEEP!! I LOVE that RACK!!! I pay homage to that RACK every night when I say my prayers. (Actually,AFTER I say my prayers because I think God might take umbrage [I love that word - umbrage] at purient thoughts about Lotus’ RACK making into an otherwise holy stream of consciousness). And if IDO make it to sleep, I know what I’m gonna be dreamin’ about. Thank you, Lotus. And BlogHer. If it wasn’t for BlogHer, well, just THANK YOU.
lceel’s last blog post..Tuesday Tale – PUFF
Twitter: lceel
The Mom
Not going but hear MommyPie is holding a BlogHerNOT 2008 party!!
The Mom’s last blog post..Not the Next Food Network Star
Rachael
Um… I am totally in for activities that involve an outlet for my bitching. Your rack rawks.
Rachael’s last blog post..Apparently I am going to throw my baby off a bridge
Twitter: rachael1013
Mrs. Schmitty
I am not *sniff going either *sniff. I will gladly join you to whine and very possibly wine.
P.S. I like the idea of a bake sale.
Mrs. Schmitty’s last blog post..My Bionic Nose
Raging Dad
All this talking about BlogHer. What about BlogHim? What’s a daddy blogger gotta do? I’d try to get someone to bring a picture of my rack to BlogHer, but somehow my boobs will probably be less appealing to the masses of mommy bloggers. Ah well.
Raging Dad’s last blog post..Got a devil’s haircut in my mind
Karen of Sillymonkeez
Whining jealously for 3 days sounds good to me! ;P
Karen of Sillymonkeez’s last blog post..Project Black: Take Seven
Zoeyjane
I’m already whining. And next year, WHEN I GO, if you can’t, I claim THE RACK for travel.
Zoeyjane’s last blog post..On romance and flowers
TX Poppet
I’ll be whining & probably wining right along widcha. Does red or white go better with envy?
TX Poppet’s last blog post..WFMW-Canning Tomatoes
Sarah
I plan on bitching and moaning with you. Your bewbs will be there and my face on a Popsicle stick will be there!
Sarah’s last blog post..I has a past!
Veronica
Deal.
Veronica’s last blog post..It Might Be Hormones…
Angela at mommy bytes
Waah! You know all the hype? Probably not worth it right? I hope?
Half-Past Kissin' Time
Waaaaaa! I wanna go!!
Half-Past Kissin’ Time’s last blog post..In Which I Get Busted
laura
DEAL!
my darling husband is playing in vegas so although blogher is in my backyard i will be home taking care of the circus.
waaah, waaah, waah!
nice rack.
laura’s last blog post..potential road rage irritation in the nicu
Special K
I am heading out for Cali in a few hours but not for Blogher, I am not one of the kewl people, but I am seeing my baby boy graduate from the Marine Corps!
Special K’s last blog post..Come fly with me let’s fly let’s fly away
Bee Repartee
Whining is definitely in order.
….or is it wine-ing?
Bee Repartee’s last blog post..Gimme A Smooch
the planet of janet
i’m here for the whine fest. i assume there will be a winefest to go along with it?
the planet of janet’s last blog post..A decade … and a million years ago
Twitter: planetofjanet
MizFit
I hath already commenced the whining.
MizFit’s last blog post..Viewer Mail. The *some of you are gonna feel ripped off* edition.
Queen of Shake Shake
OH yay! I’m so glad you aren’t going either!!! I can teach you the Incredible Sulk dance this weekend, mkay?
Queen of Shake Shake’s last blog post..Does This Outfit Make Me Look Fat?
designherMomma
so what are we gonna do when everyone leaves us for a few days? At least you have nice boobs.
designherMomma’s last blog post..Busy Bee
Miss Britt
count me in for the whiny cry baby pee pee fest
And holy CRAP that chick is SMOKIN’!
Off… to stalk…
Miss Britt’s last blog post..Wanted: Temporary Babysitter For My Uterus.
catnip
Oh, I’ve been whining mostly on twitter. I’d be happy to have company
catnip’s last blog post..a pox on our house
Colleen
Love it – a “where’s Waldo” for Mommy Bloggers!
I’m in for the online whinefest.
Wait? Wine?!? WHERE?!?
Colleen’s last blog post..Wordless #20
Twitter: mommy_wins
Amy
Wow, the RACK really gets around!!! I will happily have a whine party with all of you!!
Amy’s last blog post..Getting to know you….
The Other Dawn
I’ll be here whining with you.
The Other Dawn’s last blog post..The Flee and Me
Tracy (Tiny Mantras)
Deal! Now where’s the online self-pity party?
Tracy (Tiny Mantras)’s last blog post..Ohio’s secret desire
Dawn @ Coming to a Nursery Near You
Yeah, they are all poopie heads.
Dawn @ Coming to a Nursery Near You’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday LOL Edition
Amy @ Milk Breath & Margaritas
Deal. Three days of whining? I’ll bring the vodka.
Amy @ Milk Breath & Margaritas’s last blog post..Nearly Wordless Wednesday – Angel Fluff
Twitter: amy2boys
stephanie
I’m up for a good wine whine! Glad a part of you can go….
stephanie
hehe… I guess the strikethrough doesn’t work here. I meant to say whine instead of wine, but wine whine works too, huh?
Alison
I’ll be here
Alison’s last blog post..My Strength Comes in Shamrock Form
Manic Mom
Whine, I will not whine here nor there, but everywhere.
Manic Mom’s last blog post..Routine
Kim
Someday, someday I will get to go to BlogHer.
For now I will stay home and bitch and whine with SarcasticMom and everyone else.
Kim’s last blog post..I Survived the Barbershop Convention, 2008
TLC@SendChocolate
You are jealous of me? Hah! I am jealous of you! I could only dream that I could have a rack like yours. Without augmentation it wil never happen. Not even when I was breastfeeding.
So, see, I must hate you now. (too bad you are so freaking nice) Ok, can’t hate you…just will grumble ’bout you instead…
T.
TLC@SendChocolate’s last blog post..The One Where I Have a Meltdown
Secret Agent Mama
I’d like a photo-op with YAH BEWBS in real life, yo!
Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Project 365 (328/365)
Christi
I’m in on the whining with you!!
Christi’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday–Happy Anniversary
celticbuffy
Let the whining & moaning commence!
celticbuffy’s last blog post..If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Your Mother
MP
NOT going!! BUT I’m going w/ the family to the beach!!
MP’s last blog post..Pulling my HAIR out!
Shamelessly Sassy
This is just another whining comment about how I am not going to BlogHer.
Shamelessly Sassy’s last blog post..Feeding Trolls One at a Time
Jennifer
Not going either, I’ll bring the nachos.
Jennifer’s last blog post..Jimmy needs a better diagnosis
Jenny from Mommin' It Up!
Deal. We can totally have a whine/bitchfest!
Jenny from Mommin’ It Up!’s last blog post..WFMW: Flickr
Twitter: jennyitup
peppylady
I thought I was the only one that is going to miss out on blog her.
I’ll bring the beer.
peppylady’s last blog post..It a Healing Garden
Tranny Head
That’s hawtness right there!
Tranny Head’s last blog post..Wedding Hawtness
Elizabeth
Next year, can I take your bewbs to BlogHer please? Unless of course you are going, which you totally should! Will be looking for Tanis and that photo opp!
Elizabeth’s last blog post..If you’re going to San Francisco…
Ree
Whine, whine, whine. Right there with ya babe.
Ree’s last blog post..A Giant Baby Step
Suzanne
Not going. I’ll whine along with you…
Suzanne’s last blog post..What’s For Dinner Wednesday
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