Gonna Nuke The Mexican

OMG I’m going to DIE laughing!! My dogs would NOT fit in the microwave…but there are plenty of times that I wish they would!!!

PS My kids had TONS of binki’s!

that’s halarious! perfect fit.

Oh my goodness, I just spit out my coffee!

You probably don’t want to hear this right now, but my dog’s chewing tendencies were cured not by the microwave (although that would be effective) but with the addition of another dog to be her friend. Worked like a charm and now we’re adored by 2 better behaved dogs. My shoe collection is much happier.

Weight Defrost: 3 lbs (Beep)
Type of Meat: chihuahua (Beep)
Start:(Beep)
Pull Apart Pieces

you are freaking hilarious…

btw, my oldest had to have five, yes FIVE, pacis at once. 2 for each hand and one for the mouth — and always upside down.

the good news for us was that we didn’t have the chewing dogs we have now.

i feel your pain now.

OMG, he looks so freakin’ scared, too!!

I still love you a lot!

I wish mine would fit in there. The cat would though. Hmmmm….. Food for thought.

Can’t say I blame you one bit. I love the picture.

When Gameboy was small, if we lost one of those precious binkies, we would have been in a world of trouble.

Bill, is the mexican white meat? If so, save me a piece!

Rat dog. I’m not surprised. That’s a great photo. Wonder when the Humane Society folks will come after you?

Oh. My.

I say nuke that mofo. I know how you feel – my little asshole-dog amputated dolly’s hand this weekend. Blood-lust.

If you have a sec, come over. I have something for you.

-hh

Hopefully you cleaned the microwave after you put him in there.

Just so you know, cats taste better and take less time to cook…;)

So funny. I wonder how long it’s going to take for the hate mail to come rolling in. Thanks for the laugh.

OMG – THAT has got to be the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Hilarious! That paci is exactly why I don’t have a dog right now!

You could fit two dogs in that oven! Of course you would have to double the cooking time.

I tried to leave a message here, but it didn’t work! I wanted to say, please please please don’t push the button!!!

HAHAHA *BREATHE* HAHAHA

I have a great recipe for tamales that includes chihuahua head.

LOL!!!!

OMG I’m LMAO and I’m angered too – how could you Lotus?!!! That’s so sad and yet so damned funny :0

I knew this first!!

Hahaha, poor Zack. You think he knows why he’s in there? We have a stinky little half chihuahua who still gets into the garbage sometimes, and she’s eight years old. I haven’t tried to fit her into the microwave yet.

Dear God, that’s funny!

My dog’s far too big to fit in the microwave, but the number of times I’ve wished I could, I tell you…

(And I love your blog, btw. Thanks for befriending me over at NaBloPoMo.)

Priceless! and much needed comic relief on a dull Monday afternoon.

My little pup needs the threat of nuking,

You know that microwaving the dog is bad for your microwave right?

Good, just making sure, you don’t want to have to pay for new electrical appliances if you don’t have to.

Maybe you could catapult him instead? Not nearly as messy.

Too cute, the eyes plead, “please forgive me”

OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! He looks so confused!!!!

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Holy crap that way TOO funny. Damn you Mexican. What’s up with the dogs today? Mine snuck out. And, it took me asking the baby where she was…”under the fence, Mommy,” before I had a clue. Oh, she got hers! In the form of a bath!

He is slightly turned on by the thought of how delicious he would smell cooking.

Oh my. I hope you removed his collar and tags… you know what metal does to a mic….

Very very funny.

Best reason ever for a tiny dog…

He actually looks so guilty in there, as though he fully knows he is all deserving of his punishment. Too funny!

That is hilarious!

There have been times when I really wished my dogs would fit in the microwave.

I used to post weekly updates about our golden retriever and his evil puppy ways. Ah the carnage inflicted upon barbies and doras and spidermen…

OMG ~ that poor dog ~ lol. He looks scared to death.

Wow, what talk about a PERFECT fit!

HEE~larious! This was the best post I’ve read all dog-gone day.

Lookit that lipstick!

So this is the most recent entry when I discovered your blog!!!!

At first I was stunned, then laughed my ass off!! Of course it was then I had to learn more about who’s blog I was reading!!

Love it! I’ll be back.

LMAO!!!

Oh that is the cutest dog ever!! My daughter had a shitzu that chewed on everything. When my oldest daughter was little she had several pacifers that were always being lost. She had to have one to go to bed so she would walk around saying, “I wonder where that big ole pacifer is?” She had one that was extra big.

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He looked so scared … I bet he forgets all about it the next day

A dog is for life, not just for dinner ! haha

Oh poor guy! It looks like he’s thinking “Noooooooo! Senorita! I apologize!!”

Love it!!! My dogs, a boxer and a mixed breed, won’t fit in a microwave, so I stick them under the kitchen table, if the chairs are set just right, they are too stupid to get out!!!

Oh. My. Hilarious! I must share with my Hubs tonight. =)

This just proves my ‘mutant rat’ theory.. once again I do apologise to all the rat lovers out there…

xoxox

OMG! I’m dying.

Our dog chewed a hella lot of pacis too. Unfortunately, he was 120 pounds.

Ooooo..bad puppy..I’ll have to see if Jack fits in our micowave..that is what I would have liked to have threatened to do after chewing my velour sweatpants

Should I be offended? My hubs is Mexican.

Nah, I’m cool….my hubs won’t fit in the nucerwave anyway.

I have a huge Lab. He also loved the kids’ pacifiers when they were young. He definitely doesn’t fit in the microwave, but he’d love to eat everything that comes out of it. Great pictures!

I love you.

How was he?? Did he taste anything like a Chimichanga, cuz I LOVE me some chimichangas!!

too funny. a good argument for a small dog.

He looks scared shitless!!!! Tee hee hee. Poor Mexican. I bet he NEVER gnaws on a paci again!

LOL! That is the funniest picture I’ve seen in quite a while!

I wonder if I can fit my son in the microwave……. hmmm…..he must be from the same litter as The Mexican.

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