Googleballsuckery. Yep.
A week ago I
noticed that Feedburner was
consumed by Google.
Google purchased them
quite some time ago, yes, but
now they’re moving feeds.
Feedburner clients
must move all feeds to Google
lest they be destroyed.
Everyone’s all,
“O-M-G! I’m so scared! Don’t
want to move my feed!”
I was hesitant
but the threat of losing it
all drove me to act.
Know what Google is?
An Internet Overlord.
Better watch my back.
Speak of them poorly
and they might wipe me off the
Internet for good!
Screw it. I’m talkin.
Yesterday they totally
assed up my blog feed.
They dumped all my links
from Del.icio.us on it,
without my say so!
Readers were confused.
Probably a bit annoyed.
And me? Well I was
just really happy
that I keep all my Asian
porn on Digg instead.
(between you and me?
this Googleballsuckery
is pissing me off.)






Barbara
Google, the Microsoft of the internet world. if you see what I mean. (It made much more sense in my head but that often happens)
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Lilacspecs
Yeah, I was wondering what happened there. Crap like that is why I’m blissfully unaware and CB takes care of the techno stuff.
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jenn in holland
“googleballsuckery” Best. Made. Up. Word. Ever.
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Veronica
You know what I think about Google, especially after they shut down my adsense just as it was about to pay out. Stupid google.
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Allie
Don’t let the Man get you down. Fight the power!
Maggie's Mind
That would have freaked me out. I mean most of my bookmarks aren’t pron, but I still don’t need them showing up where my feed is. It made for a fun haiku, though.
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jewels
Googleballsuckery! Webster needs to add that one to the list of new words for sure.
Cathy
great haiku–and the head’s up about google. I don’t get the whole feed thing.
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Khryste
i like that.
Ashlie- Mommycosm
googleballsuckery
See…this is EXACTLY why I voted for you for that best cussword award thingy…
Classic.
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Miss
You use Digg for your asian porn? I never even thought of that.
Thanks Lotus! You rock!
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Rhea - Experiencing Motherhood
Ha – I agree with the first commenter – it’s the Microsoft of the internet!! Can’t live with them or apparently without them either.
Special K
Um I am gonna make a cake… *wanders off lost*
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Tumblewords
Sometimes just when I think I have a geeky glimmer, goof ups drive me mad. It took a week to get my feed stuff up and running again and I wouldn’t swear that it is, however, I’m becoming prone to swear. Good luck! We’re gonna need it!
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SC
I found your blog via Facebook and I am LOVING that you do Haiku Friday. I keep trying to get my friends to do Haiku Wednesday, but they are having none of it.
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the planet of janet
*scratches head*
ok. i’m confused. although this is not an abnormal occurrence for me.
does this mean i have to fix something?
well-played anyway, even if i didn’t understand half of it.
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moosh in indy
Further proof that the internet wants to hide my stats from me for my own good.
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Lisa
I’m kinda with Janet on this one….WTF?l
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Cameron
That. Is. Bullshit. Quit hoarding the Asian porn.
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Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
@Cameron,
GET YOUR OWN.
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mommyknows
I was worried, and annoyed, BUT in the end it was really easy and I had to change just one link in the backend of my blog. It worked even without the update, but it was suggested.
I pretty much with you on the googleballsuckery!
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Colleen - Mommy Always Wins
What do you want to do tonight Google?
Same thing we do every night, Pinky…TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
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Talina
I haven’t moved mine yet… I don’t want to. Wahhhhhh!
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Christina
I wish I would have had a choice. But no, Google just moved it without even a warning. My feed has been so screwed up since then. I’m blaming them for my lower traffic. Sure, it’s probably sucky writing, but I can still feel better about myself by blaming them for hiding my blog from everyone.
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