Haik’ewww…

i think i pee’d my pants a little reading this lotus. that look is priceless! If you want i got an extra microwave i think the mexican could fit in than you wouldn’t have to burn your current one. Or you could just pack him in a box and ship him here i think i have a couple cats that crave mexican

Oh so remember that post i responded to the other day? about butt rash- well i have my own butt rash story now(for the baby not me) *sighs* what is it with my carma(and yes that is intentional) lately?!

Mackenzies Momma’s last blog post..Oh, My, GOSH!

awww you are so talented with the 5 7 5. great ‘ku.
please be sure to take plenty of pics when you nuke him. I think video might be unnecessary, but it would be sure to get lots of YouTube hits.
Oh and for being in a tub up to his belly, he was pretty calm. Mine would have skipped the tail and gone straight for climbing out to pee on something important.

Kara – down to earth mommy’s last blog post..Notes home

I LVOE IT they really are very sick little dogs.. Kinda like the short man with the attitude ya know… it is the little dog attitude

Just a mom’s last blog post..Day 18,,,, I have to do the dates so as to make sure I do every day ok…..

Amy would like to let everyone know that there was a DOOOOOG in my computer. She tried to stick her hand through the screen to grab him out.

Veronica’s last blog post..Do Teenage Boys Brains Not Compute?

LOL love it

Marylin’s last blog post..Haiku tryouts

And that is why the Republicans are trying to curb immigration! So funny, Lotus, as always!

Toni’s last blog post..Haiku Friday: Paczki

Bwahahahaha! Too dang hysterical.

Kelly’s last blog post..Haiku Friday

Love it!

Cathy’s last blog post..Haiku Excuses – Where Have You Been?

My cats live to pee on stuff. Who am I to deny them joy? They are free spirits, my friends, free spirits who love to pee on my towels.

Beck’s last blog post..Haunted

Oh my gosh! That is too damn funny, I’m sorry. I just can’t help laughing at that! Ha Ha Ha!! Hee Hee Hee. *snort*

You are so much fun to come to!

rachel’s last blog post..Haiku Friday

Poor Mexican! LOL I couldn’t help but laugh, though.

Oh and he might make some good enchiladas? Being Mexican and all. Just sayin’.

Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Haiku Friday

nicccce ku’s.

kara’s last blog post..Random BS

We gave Sophie McStink a bath yesterday too… but she enjoys it too much for me to get gratification. So I’m living vicariously through you

Autumn Dahlia’s last blog post..A little money (that’s what I want)…

That might be the funniest ku ever!!!!

~JJ!’s last blog post..Haiku Groovy

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Sorry about the pee. Try Nature’s Miracle. The best thing ever for such problems. Also works on gross things that come out of kids. (Don’t give it to the kid, just use it to clean up the mess. ) Things come out smelling fresh as daisies every time.

MommyTime’s last blog post..“Like Being a Tourist Where No One’s Ever Gone”

Hilarious! My dog, Sarah Jessica Barker, loved the video!

Lyssa Ireland Thomas’s last blog post..The Beginning of the End

My dogs need a bath, but I will wait for it to warm up outside, my dogs weigh in at 40-50 pounds each and the thought of fighting to get them in the tub makes me cringe. And I don’t get pee on the couch, I get tons of water ALL through the house!

justmylife’s last blog post..A must see video….

[...] Lotus [...]

You are the Haiku Queen. So, so, so funny!

Jenni’s last blog post..Haiku Dream

He’s adorable! We have a little Mexican, too, a girl. And she has been known to pee on almost everything we own, too. And she sniffs her butt a lot, too. But that’s usually how she indicates to us that she anticipates a bowel movement. I haven’t seen her eat turds, but she drink the water (and some of the rocks) from my son’s pet hermit crab habitat. Now THAT was some bad breath!

Got here via a shared item from Temporarily Me, but I think I’ve heard about you from Mrs. Fussy, too….

Devilish Southern Belle’s last blog post..Well, I still don’t know what the hell happened to me, but…

It was so funny
The slow motion chase of tail
I was forced to laugh

poor, poor Mexican
suffers such indignity
with class and elan

he got his revenge
but he doesn’t realize
the microwave awaits

Ah, the ultimate
fate awaits – to become like
gourmet popping corn

Lou Lohman’s last blog post..Friday or firday or whatever
Twitter: lceel

Oh you are evil! He may be dumb or gross, but DAMN, he is cute! Great pics (as always) and great ku!

Kathryn’s last blog post..Lambeau, Here We Come!

Those were great! Needed a good chuckle on such a dreary day. I’m sooo glad I don’t have a dog.

melissa’s last blog post..Friday Haiku 1/18/08

WOW! Funny stuff! I have a bit of a “love affair” with my dog too. I mean I did like her before I had kids. Now she’s just another thing to feed and bathe.

amy’s last blog post..It’s only fair…

Hilarious! What a great haiku!!!! And what a crazy dog.

Wright’s last blog post..What To Do This Weekend

Lotus that was hilarious!!
I can’t even imagine putting Jack in the tub, he would go bizzerk..OR he would drink all the water. I’m not sure.
Jack peed on my bedspread the other day..FIRST time..I’m not sure what he was pissed at. I was so mad I wouldn’t let him sleep with me!!

MP’s last blog post..What’s In A Name

I wasn’t able to look at the video, but I LOVED the haikus. Very nice.

Rebecca’s last blog post..Utterz…

oh man, this made me laugh! ahhhhh! i can smell his turd-breathe from here ( my cousin’s dog used to eat her own turds….that’s a whole new kind of doggy toilet training! yuck!).

cate’s last blog post..Haiku Friday – where’d the funny go?

Man, that was funny. I loved that look, that stare, the dog was giving you. He looked like he was getting ready to pounce. We had a (notice I say had) oh now I can’t think of it, one of those cow dogs. She liked to wait for the cat’s poop to come out and eat it fresh. It was the grossest sight. Ewww.

Molly was her name.
She was quite tame.
But spot her some poo.
And did she like to chew.
This was her claim.
To fame.

We got rid of her. Because she growled at a neighbor’s child. Bad dog….

Junebug’s last blog post..French on Friday

I think I just laughed so hard I sharted.

Oh, The Joys’s last blog post..Beloved

Very funny.
That last picture is so funny.
Have a great weekend.

jennifer’s last blog post..Kid’s Cute Valentine’s

Marvelling at how you can tell a story in funny haiku.
Wise of you to have those non slip thingies in the tub. I know they’re for Braden, but a dog needs to have firm footing too, so he doesn’t freak out in the bath.

witchypoo’s last blog post..You Have to Hear This!

I cannot believe
that line three of stanza three
has six syllables

I am a bad man
whip me, hurt me, won’t you please
my sarcastic mom

or perhaps accept
my humble apology
for a bad haiku

Lou Lohman’s last blog post..Friday or firday or whatever
Twitter: lceel

The longest chain of haikus I have ever read, but frickin’ hilarious every minute of the way….I want the 5 7 5 swear word haiku.

A pissed off dog, usually does lead to piss revenge doesn’t it? OR a shoe eaten?

Penelope Anne’s last blog post..T.G.I.F ~ Snow, Cold, and Wind…Oh My!!!

you win the prize today for being the one who made me spray cinnamon dolce latte all over my computer.

that is freakin’ HILARIOUS.

janet’s last blog post..Haiku Friday: the writer’s block edition
Twitter: planetofjanet

HAHAHAHA – gr8 post…but, the pics aren’t loading?? Maybe it’s my computer. Have a gr8 weekend, friend.

Rhonda’s last blog post..I Don’t Vacuum

Payback sure is a bitch…ain’t it??

Alison’s last blog post..Friday Funny

Select Meat: Dog. Beep
Cook for 5 Min. Press Start: Beep
Pull Apart Pieces

Bill’s last blog post..Why Do My Slippers Keep Falling From Grace?

Too funny. My cats pee on my clothes when they’re mad at me. They also give me that “If I were bigger I’d eat you look” most of the time.

Tasina’s last blog post..Haiku-ed Food

there are no words, only tears of joy over that urn8 photo.

Dawn’s last blog post..High-ku Friday

My parents’ beagle
Explored a dirty diaper.
It’s now free of poo.

That’s a true haiku story from when I was changing Lily’s diaper at my parents’ hosue. First, there was poop and then there was none. At least it was the dry kind %-}

David Miller’s last blog post..Death Star (Piñata) Destruction!

Oh, that Mexican. I hope B at least got him with that plastic hammer a few times before he peed.

Anglophile Football Fanatic’s last blog post..Haiku Friday: Green Berets (and Phlegm)

Honestly, I’ve never been all that fond of Chihuahuas. But the Mexican? I love him.

Sleeping Mommy’s last blog post..TGIFF: Thank Goodness it’s Feline Friday. Right?

Okay. I am so-o-o checking myself into the emergency room immediately. I must have some horrible disease. I did not get even one chuckle out of that. As I think back to the story and the photo and read the comments I know it had to be very funny. Why am I not laughing? I’m sick, terribly, horribly, sick. It’s the only explanation.

Eve’s last blog post..Winter

that is hilarious…..he probably was pi$$ed you were taking his pic instead of drying off that scrawny body!

tommie’s last blog post..Meet the furbabies…..

Too Funny!

Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants’s last blog post..Fussy Fights the Frump- The Eyes Have It!

I should bath my chihuahua..but I am afraid of revenge…Evil little mexicans…Here is a useless fact for you if he keeps causing trouble..did you know they used to eat chihuahuas years ago in Mexico? I keep telling mine that…

Robyn’s last blog post..Our babysitters pay us!

OMG, those pics are so hilarious they made me CRY!!!!

Marlee’s last blog post..My VERY OWN Mini Me

You really know 575 curse words? Give me some. Our dog won’t stop peeing in the dining room and calling her,”Stupid f’n,brainless twit, bladder the same size as her peanut brain” just makes her look at me like she did the day I fell in the snow and almost went coasting into traffic!

aww.. so cute.. but yucky too..

glad to see a pic on the mexican.. hehe..

That is the longest haiku I’ve ever read. And worth every second!

Ree’s last blog post..First Meme of 2008

oh my god… that is HILARIOUS!!! we brought a sweet little puppy home with us from Mexico one time… “smuggled” her right across the border, because we were told she would be made into taco meat soon. Your dog seems much calmer than ours was.. maybe it’s because he was up to his neck in water???

bred’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen #3

Hahaha, that breed hates me too. My Aunt Lillian’s chihu… however you spell it …used to bite me until the day she suspiciously hopped onto my lap and sat there. In front of people so I couldn’t shoo her away. She had her period and I was wearing white slacks. grrrrr.

clickmom’s last blog post..new project for me

That 5-7-5 swear words? Awesome That was one great ku altogether.

Jerseygirl89′s last blog post..Haiku Friday – My Loves

What a funny story. I haven’t gave either one of my dogs a bath yet.
After reading your story I’m having second thoughts.

peppylady’s last blog post..Friday Feast + Friendly Friday

OMG! THat was so funny!
I love the look on his face.
I love the Mexican!

Tiffany’s last blog post..When you relax Murphy comes a knockin’

I used to think that The Mexican was smart, but now that I’ve seen him chase his tail…mmm…not so much.

Your posts are incredible…omg I love your blog!!

Catherine’s last blog post..My first Utterz!

i’m sorry but i am laughing so hard i can barely type….i hate my dog right now so this post rocks!

zoe’s last blog post..TFT: One, Two Freddy’s coming for you…

Wow, wish I’d had this when I was teaching haiku a couple months ago. Brilliant stuff – a whole haiku story even! So sorry for the subject matter…

stephanie (bad mom)’s last blog post..i got nothin

[...] Haik’ewww… I have already shared the fact that my dog is absolutely gross. We all got a laugh when I told you how he ate Braden’s turds with glee. The Mexican stunk. So, yesterday we gave him a bath in the tub. It is fun to laugh and torment the dog while he is in the water. See how he is so dumb that he chases his own tail in the bath tub? Or maybe he is Trying to sniff his own butt, because he likes that. Indeed, we would be washing his beloved stink off and down the drain. A [...]

awww…he is so cute! I miss my dogs. I took so many photos with them and jordon together because they kept him amused for hours. He would put a leash on both of them and then we would watch them drag him up and down the paddock. Lots of fun.

Tanya’s last blog post..Jordonology

You are a patient woman to put up with all of that and I loved the “missing” 2nd to last verse. classic.

HRH’s last blog post..My toothbrush can beat up your toothbrush…

I think your dog has Short Guy Syndrome. He bullies bigger than himself to make up for his small stature.

imaginary sarah’s last blog post..Various and asunder

OMG I even had my husband hilariously laughing over this and then in the car tonight he brought it up again and we laughed so hard the baby started laughing.

You are hilarious! Thank you for brightening my day with your spunky charm! And I love your photos too :~)

Cassandra Rae’s last blog post..Follow Your Feelings

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So, just wanted to drop by and laugh at this post again(oh and the one about nuking the mexican) it really makes me grin to read your blog!

Mackenzie’s Momma’s last blog post..A dog’s life

I love you Doggy!:)))) How cute!

kompostelas last blog post..Mind Power for Parents

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