Once again, my lovelies, it’s Haiku Friday!
Gained about a ton
In less than thirty minutes
Burp. Fart. Wheeze. Sigh. Moan.
Things The Mexican is thankful for:
1. Licking the Gravy Pan
2. Turkey, while more expensive, is tastier than Nuked Chihuahua.
Wanna see more Haiku Friday?
#1 by ann michele on November 23, 2007 - 2:28 AM
oh ew the dog licking the gravy pan….that’s an image i won’t soon get out of my head…
#2 by Toni on November 23, 2007 - 2:37 AM
The Mexican licking the pan- so glad I don’t eat at your house! (:
Happy Haiku Friday!
#3 by Veronica on November 23, 2007 - 2:40 AM
Next Thanksgiving? I am saving up all my money (that I will earn from non-google ads) and coming to spend it with you.
The food! I can’t wait for Xmas.
The poor Mexican still looks sad, he’s thinking ‘All that food and I only get the gravy pan?!’
#4 by Blue Momma on November 23, 2007 - 7:06 AM
Your pictures are making me hungry!!
And my cats would so fight the Mexican for that gravy pan!
#5 by dawn on November 23, 2007 - 7:51 AM
My cat licks plates too. I thought I was going to have to hide that from Scout till I saw him do the same thing.
#6 by Secret Agent Mama on November 23, 2007 - 8:03 AM
Mmmmm Looks sooo good!!!
I loved The Mexican getting his gravy on.. But, will it give him the shits? I fear another Scatastrophe.
#7 by janet on November 23, 2007 - 9:12 AM
the absolute PERFECT post-turkey haiku!
as for the mexican? oh ew.
#8 by Chantelle on November 23, 2007 - 9:59 AM
I love the photos. It is like I got to experience Thanksgiving vicariously through this blog post.
#9 by John J. Kaiser on November 23, 2007 - 12:02 PM
Here’s one…
Keep the family car
all gassed up to go
Gosh I hate my relatives
#10 by Patois on November 23, 2007 - 12:27 PM
Very funny ku. I’d like to say the photos are making me hungry, but I’m still stuffed.
#11 by Anglophile Football Fanatic on November 23, 2007 - 12:33 PM
Yay for not nuking the Mexican. He even got turkey remnants. Lucky Mexican.
I so agree with your ku. ALL of it!
#12 by Thursday's Child on November 23, 2007 - 12:40 PM
Thanksgiving. One Day.
Food enough for a king’s week
stuffed my stomach tight.
#13 by Leslie on November 23, 2007 - 12:45 PM
Wow, what a spread! Looks like a great feast.
#14 by Jess (fushmush) on November 23, 2007 - 1:07 PM
aw, those photos are making me hungry. It looks soooooooo delicious.
#15 by transplantingme on November 23, 2007 - 2:41 PM
it all looks so good. glad leftovers were left at my parents cuz i’d eat them all.
#16 by Jennifer aka Binky Bitch on November 23, 2007 - 2:51 PM
I no nothing of farting after a Thanksgiving meal. Not me.
#17 by Kelley on November 23, 2007 - 5:44 PM
What the hell is that orange bubbly stuff? I was thinking it was the paci eating Mexican…..
But Dayam, that turkey looks good!
#18 by Sarcastic Mom (aka Lotus) on November 23, 2007 - 8:51 PM
Wow, I had no idea how many people actually thought pets licking dishes as gross. I have never given it a second thought. I mean, at least half the time I actually wash them before we eat off them again.
V’ronnie – You make me excited for next Thanksgiving. Must stock up on chocolate.
Dawn – HAHA! The cat licks it’s balls, too, right? Ok, I’m just going to let that one go.
SAM – I forcefed The Mexican some Pepto after reading your comment. Wait, is that okay for dogs?
John & TC – great Ku! Thanks!
Jennifer – Is that the aroma of sarcasm I detect? Or did you just cut one?
Kelley – Haha! Those are insanely delicious sweet potatoes with marshmallow & brown sugar. But I’ll keep this in mind for cooking The Mexican. *scribbles note: try with marshmallows*
#19 by Karen MEG on November 23, 2007 - 10:40 PM
Yummy, gained a ton just gawking at the photos!
#20 by Bill on November 23, 2007 - 11:37 PM
After seeing the mexican in the microwave i figured he’d be the main course instead of cleaning up the leftovers. What? Oh…like you’d be the only person in America eating their dog for thanksgiving.
Lotus is too Good
and not quite hungry enough
to eat her own dog
Happy Thanksgiving!
#21 by Sarcastic Mom (aka Lotus) on November 23, 2007 - 11:55 PM
Bill, first of all: You are officially too hilarious to live. I must now come and murder you as a result.
Second: You got it wrong, actually. I am SO HUNGRY that that measly amount of meat on ‘dem bones just wasn’t enticing enough. So, I must fatten him with gravy first. Wait until Christmas dinner, my friend.
Mexican watch out
I make you pleasantly plump –
Get in mah bel-lay.
Iz Can Have Dogburgr?
#22 by Mommy Cracked on November 24, 2007 - 12:03 AM
That’s freakin’ hi-larious!
#23 by ThespAc on November 24, 2007 - 5:20 PM
Yummers, that turkey looks delish!
& yeah, I am officially a fan of The Mexican… just so you know.
#24 by ME! on November 24, 2007 - 10:40 PM
Looks like you all ate really good!!! and the Mexican and the gravy pan LOL!!!!!!
Glad you had a great Thanksgiving!
Ne
#25 by MarysMom on November 26, 2007 - 4:23 PM
I’m sorry — the green bean casserole looked like fried worms to me while I was trying to figure out what it was. It’s green bean casserole, right? I love green bean casserole..
#26 by E Flo on November 27, 2007 - 12:46 AM
Please let me steal your dog.
I am so in love.
#27 by imaginary sarah on November 30, 2007 - 2:00 PM
Iz can have dogburgr? HAHAHAHA
Your pictures are a somewhat adequate substitute for my lack of Thanksgiving meal. It looks delicious! And I DEMAND that you cook for me NOW!
Remind me never to fly on the day when my favorite food is being served.