Haiku Friday, #6

Once again, my lovelies, it’s Haiku Friday!

Haiku Friday

Gained about a ton
In less than thirty minutes
Burp. Fart. Wheeze. Sigh. Moan.

THE TURKEYStuffingMashed PotatoesGravyGreen Bean CasseroleRelishBaking Soda BiscuitsSweet Potatoes

Gravy Licker

Things The Mexican is thankful for:
1. Licking the Gravy Pan
2. Turkey, while more expensive, is tastier than Nuked Chihuahua.

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28 comments


  • ann michele

    oh ew the dog licking the gravy pan….that’s an image i won’t soon get out of my head…

    November 23, 2007
  • Toni

    The Mexican licking the pan- so glad I don’t eat at your house! (:

    Happy Haiku Friday!

    November 23, 2007
  • Veronica

    Next Thanksgiving? I am saving up all my money (that I will earn from non-google ads) and coming to spend it with you.

    The food! I can’t wait for Xmas.

    The poor Mexican still looks sad, he’s thinking ‘All that food and I only get the gravy pan?!’

    November 23, 2007
  • Blue Momma

    Your pictures are making me hungry!!

    And my cats would so fight the Mexican for that gravy pan!

    November 23, 2007
  • My cat licks plates too. I thought I was going to have to hide that from Scout till I saw him do the same thing.

    November 23, 2007
  • Secret Agent Mama

    Mmmmm Looks sooo good!!!

    I loved The Mexican getting his gravy on.. But, will it give him the shits? I fear another Scatastrophe.

    November 23, 2007
  • janet

    the absolute PERFECT post-turkey haiku!

    as for the mexican? oh ew.

    November 23, 2007
  • Chantelle

    I love the photos. It is like I got to experience Thanksgiving vicariously through this blog post.

    November 23, 2007
  • John J. Kaiser

    Here’s one…

    Keep the family car
    all gassed up to go
    Gosh I hate my relatives

    November 23, 2007
  • Patois

    Very funny ku. I’d like to say the photos are making me hungry, but I’m still stuffed.

    November 23, 2007
  • Yay for not nuking the Mexican. He even got turkey remnants. Lucky Mexican.

    I so agree with your ku. ALL of it!

    November 23, 2007
  • Thursday's Child

    Thanksgiving. One Day.
    Food enough for a king’s week
    stuffed my stomach tight.

    November 23, 2007
  • Leslie

    Wow, what a spread! Looks like a great feast.

    November 23, 2007
  • Jess (fushmush)

    aw, those photos are making me hungry. It looks soooooooo delicious.

    November 23, 2007
  • transplantingme

    it all looks so good. glad leftovers were left at my parents cuz i’d eat them all.

    November 23, 2007
  • Jennifer aka Binky Bitch

    I no nothing of farting after a Thanksgiving meal. Not me.

    November 23, 2007
  • What the hell is that orange bubbly stuff? I was thinking it was the paci eating Mexican…..

    But Dayam, that turkey looks good!

    November 23, 2007
  • Sarcastic Mom (aka Lotus)

    Wow, I had no idea how many people actually thought pets licking dishes as gross. I have never given it a second thought. I mean, at least half the time I actually wash them before we eat off them again.

    V’ronnie – You make me excited for next Thanksgiving. Must stock up on chocolate.

    Dawn – HAHA! The cat licks it’s balls, too, right? Ok, I’m just going to let that one go.

    SAM – I forcefed The Mexican some Pepto after reading your comment. Wait, is that okay for dogs?

    John & TC – great Ku! Thanks!

    Jennifer – Is that the aroma of sarcasm I detect? Or did you just cut one?

    Kelley – Haha! Those are insanely delicious sweet potatoes with marshmallow & brown sugar. But I’ll keep this in mind for cooking The Mexican. *scribbles note: try with marshmallows*

    November 23, 2007
  • Yummy, gained a ton just gawking at the photos!

    November 23, 2007
  • Bill

    After seeing the mexican in the microwave i figured he’d be the main course instead of cleaning up the leftovers. What? Oh…like you’d be the only person in America eating their dog for thanksgiving.

    Lotus is too Good
    and not quite hungry enough
    to eat her own dog

    Happy Thanksgiving!

    November 23, 2007
  • Sarcastic Mom (aka Lotus)

    Bill, first of all: You are officially too hilarious to live. I must now come and murder you as a result.

    Second: You got it wrong, actually. I am SO HUNGRY that that measly amount of meat on ‘dem bones just wasn’t enticing enough. So, I must fatten him with gravy first. Wait until Christmas dinner, my friend.

    Mexican watch out
    I make you pleasantly plump –
    Get in mah bel-lay.

    Iz Can Have Dogburgr?

    November 23, 2007
  • Mommy Cracked

    That’s freakin’ hi-larious!

    November 24, 2007
  • ThespAc

    Yummers, that turkey looks delish!

    & yeah, I am officially a fan of The Mexican… just so you know.

    November 24, 2007
  • ME!

    Looks like you all ate really good!!! and the Mexican and the gravy pan LOL!!!!!!

    Glad you had a great Thanksgiving!
    Ne

    November 24, 2007
  • MarysMom

    I’m sorry — the green bean casserole looked like fried worms to me while I was trying to figure out what it was. It’s green bean casserole, right? I love green bean casserole..

    November 26, 2007
  • E Flo

    Please let me steal your dog.
    I am so in love.

    November 27, 2007
  • Iz can have dogburgr? HAHAHAHA

    Your pictures are a somewhat adequate substitute for my lack of Thanksgiving meal. It looks delicious! And I DEMAND that you cook for me NOW!

    Remind me never to fly on the day when my favorite food is being served.

    November 30, 2007
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