Theme for March 1st, 2008: “Party”
Today’s theme made me think of a few things.
First thing I thought of was this:
It’s really the most important party I’ve been to recently. In fact, it’s the most important party I’ve ever been to. You can read about it here, if you missed it when it happened.
But then I thought a little longer. And I remembered things like this:
Beer sampler in the middle of the day!
Drunk at the airport! It’s a wonder they allowed me on the plane.
Weee!!! Huh? What’s focus? Oh… the camera goes which way??
These photos depict a different type of party. These are the tame memories (in the photos). The not so tame ones creep into my mind sometimes, too. Having been completely sober for a year now, I cringe at those memories, just a little. Sometimes just a lot. I’m hoping nobody still has pictures of those….
And while I’m on the subject of partying, I should mention that when I talked about Ron Jeremy during last week’s PhotoHunt, I got several comments indicating either that people didn’t know who he was, or indicating that it was “interesting” that I knew who he was. You know, “interesting,” like, “you must watch a lot of porn, you perv!”
And while I do watch a lot of porn (Generally, that’s what Braden and I do for the better part of most days. Then we snort some blow.), it’s mostly Asian Porn, and Ron Jeremy is not Asian, so I’ve never seen his work firsthand.
So how do I know who he is? He’s a Pop Culture Icon, people! I mean, I also know who Jenna Jameson is and nope, she’s not Asian either! See?
And can I just say that I’ve always been all, “Ew, why would anyone even want to see that guy naked?” because I’ve only ever seen photos of him that looked something like this:
And just found this one, so case in point:
But during my search for an appropriate link to him for information for the last post, I found this picture:
Wow, dude.
Super Mario got nuthin’ on that.
#1 by Maggie on March 1, 2008 - 12:36 AM
Oh. My. It’s funny when you explain stuff. From now on, when I need something explained and with pictures, I’m calling my girl Lotus for assistance! Pervert.
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#2 by Taz on March 1, 2008 - 1:13 AM
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#3 by SJSFalter on March 1, 2008 - 2:07 AM
Well that said I think I will stick to Asian, thanks.
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#4 by Velvet Verbosity on March 1, 2008 - 2:47 AM
Young or old, the guy just grosses me out. Totally.
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#5 by zoeyjane on March 1, 2008 - 3:44 AM
i just threw up a little in my mouth.
hehe you said wang.
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#6 by Xbox4NappyRash on March 1, 2008 - 3:47 AM
**snort**
too funny.
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#7 by Angeline on March 1, 2008 - 4:08 AM
YOU HAVE GOT a CUTIE PIE! Soooooo cute! He can easily be the top model for the baby category!
and Ewww… who would want to see ‘him’ naked???!!!
Yucks!
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#8 by Kelley on March 1, 2008 - 4:39 AM
and now you know why I called my husband Mario Porn Star MPS during Movember. It was NOT a compliment!
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#9 by Secret Agent Mama on March 1, 2008 - 5:27 AM
I thank you for that hot pic of Ron Jeremy. Wow. I love me a man with hair..seriously! As for porn, there is nothing better than Asian porn. Hands down, best porn ever.
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That pic of Braden is adorable!!!
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#10 by MizFit on March 1, 2008 - 5:33 AM
oooooooooooooooooh
who KNEW the hedgehog ever looked even semi-cute.
this jewish woman shall now PROUDLY (*wink*) claim him as a fellow tribe member.
MizFit
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#11 by Tasina on March 1, 2008 - 7:40 AM
And you STILL didn’t mention the bendy! hahahaha
He looks….sticky. :::blergh:::
And only you would do a picture of your kid and pictures of a porn star in the same post. I love that.
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#12 by Heather on March 1, 2008 - 8:38 AM
I chuckeled to myself with the lego man…now you have gone to far with the naked pictures. Yikes sometimes when you forget what someone looks like it might just be for the best!
Time is not so much on his side, don’t ya think?
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#13 by Dre the Texican on March 1, 2008 - 8:47 AM
Wow…you explained yourself??? Inneresting…must have had a lot of inneresting feedback.
I for one though, “Wow, she knows who my dream man is. Mad props. Better keep her filthy hands off him.”
Ron Jeremy = goodness.
Or barfness!!!
Have a great weekend everyone!
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#14 by nottryingforaboy on March 1, 2008 - 8:49 AM
How can people not know who Ron Jeremy is? He oozes sexuality.
Gag!
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#15 by HappyCampers on March 1, 2008 - 8:59 AM
Oh, that birthday balloon picture of Braden is SO precious. Wow…what a good eye you have.
And the Ron Jeremy thing? Never seen one of his flix, but remember him from Surreal Life. Hubby says he’s called The Hedgehog. Gross.
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#16 by MommyTime on March 1, 2008 - 9:07 AM
Only you could turn a photo hunt that makes all of us post first birthday pictures into a lesson on porn stars and pop culture without making it seem totally inappropriate that all those photos are in the same post. Gotta’ hand it to you, my dear, you are pretty amazing! Thanks for the fun read and the very useful lessons, as I did not know who Ron Jeremy was…my porn tastes running to the Animal Planet channel variety. This is why I have to read you — so I’m not a total ignoramus.
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#17 by Average Jane on March 1, 2008 - 10:06 AM
I’m on your side: knowing who Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson are is just basic cultural literacy.
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#18 by Elizabeth on March 1, 2008 - 10:16 AM
I work with Ron Jeremy’s doppleganger (minus the facial hair). Late Ron Jeremy, to clarify. Not early Ron Jeremy.
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#19 by lceel on March 1, 2008 - 10:18 AM
I want to thank Average Jane. She put it into proper words. So. Now I can say that not only am I culturally literate, I’m really well read.
And in a contest between you and Jenna, I vote for the RACK.
And Braden is really cute. I really hate to bring him into the converstaion given where my mind has been for the last few minutes.
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#20 by Allison (aka AngelGal) on March 1, 2008 - 10:47 AM
Interesting….thought the lego guy is cute. Never saw what people see in Ron Jeremy, even with that last photo. Did you HAVE to include the nekkid one?
I figured, most people who would know who he was now would know him from Surreal Life (read: everyone younger than me/under 30).
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#21 by Angie on March 1, 2008 - 10:49 AM
Jesus, he wasn’t much better when he was young! I’m more into the ‘not hairy like a baboon’ type….thanks.
Love your explanations – you crack me up.
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#22 by Ree on March 1, 2008 - 11:44 AM
Um, I know Ron Jeremy (well, not personally, but .. y’know). And I lived in John Holmes Hall at Michigan State. Do you remember him?
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#23 by Sadie on March 1, 2008 - 11:44 AM
*lol* Yeah, the recent day picrures of him are very scary sad….very scary sad *lol*
But the 1st birthday…that IS the most important party
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#24 by Maria [Immoral Matriarch] on March 1, 2008 - 12:21 PM
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Eww.
All that hair…
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#25 by MadameMeow on March 1, 2008 - 12:26 PM
Whoa, there are people who didn’t know who Ron Jeremy is?! I don’t watch a whole lot of porn, but Ron Jeremy isn’t just porn! He’s so much more as well! He was in Boondock Saints… a couple episodes of “Nash Bridges”… Detroit Rock City…
Well… okay, I couldn’t find more than a couple others over in IMDB, and there were 1036 different film appearances listed. ((He’s been a busy man!)) But I was educated on the completely off-the-wall names of several porn flicks that I’ve never heard of!
But yeah, he used to be quite the stud in his day…. not so much anymore… but yeah.
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#26 by Bethando on March 1, 2008 - 12:41 PM
If you don’t know who Ron Jeremy is… or Jenna Jameson for that matter… pleeeeassse crawl out from under your rock and get some culture. And I’d hold off on the blow for Braden, as I hear it makes certain appendages a little small. He’ll never reach Ron Jeremy status unless you cut back to 2 lines a day. Every mother dreams of raising a child who can not only fuck well, but gets rich doing it, right?
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#27 by zoe on March 1, 2008 - 1:00 PM
i have never seen him naked…but i hear he has a rather amazing…umm…specimen.
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#28 by HRH on March 1, 2008 - 1:34 PM
Whew, feeling a little hot here…I think I better get to the video store ASAP (not Blockbuster…the one off the freeway)….
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#29 by Jenty on March 1, 2008 - 1:44 PM
Ew, he’s icky!!
LMAO!
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#30 by Jennifer on March 1, 2008 - 2:10 PM
You’ve just made a solid case for not letting oneself go.
Maintenance, man, maintenance.
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#31 by Rachel on March 1, 2008 - 2:10 PM
He is.. icky, but that last photo isn’t to bad!
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#32 by AmyM on March 1, 2008 - 3:11 PM
Until that last photo, I had no idea that Ron Jeremy and The Hoff were twins separated at birth. (Let’s hope that gene pool dries up quickly.)
Also, proof that evolution is bullshit. Because honestly, there is just no real need for that kind of body hair anymore.
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#33 by Junebug on March 1, 2008 - 3:24 PM
Lotus,
I would like to ask you all to pray for my nephew’s little baby Dallas. He fell into a pool last night and had to be life-flighted to the hospital. His mom knew CPR and he is heavily sedated right now. He did open his eyes and reach out his arm a few hours ago to his mom. Please pray that his brain does not swell and that it is not damaged and that his lungs will clear up from fluid. He will be two in June.
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#34 by Eve on March 1, 2008 - 4:00 PM
‘Way too hairy. Watching him would be like watching a nature show with bears mating.
Braden is adorable as always – no excess body hair there.
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#35 by Karen MEG on March 1, 2008 - 4:14 PM
Okay, I know who Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson are and not because I’m a suburban hot mommy-swinger LOL! I’d say cultural icons, at least the names.
I’ve always thought Ron Jeremy as “ewwww, who would with that?!!” but that last shot, not exactly hot, but not so “squat” lookin, KWIM?
Braden with the balloon, oh he’s such sweetness!
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#36 by Sandy (Momisodes) on March 1, 2008 - 5:06 PM
Oh my! The only thing he makes me wanna do is….wax! EWWW!
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Branden and that balloon – adorable
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#37 by HP on March 1, 2008 - 5:21 PM
Blog hopping–HP
#38 by tommie on March 1, 2008 - 5:37 PM
very cute ‘party’ boy you have there.
I actually think the younger Ron is kind of hot! LOL
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#39 by Kat on March 1, 2008 - 6:19 PM
Duuudde. I have seen Ron Jeremy in action… yeah “that” kind of action – and he’s not much better looking naked. mmmmkay.
I mean, all that body hair was IN in the 70’s when he was hot, but now? Not so much.
An ex of mine had some old Ron Jeremy porn on his computer and I, of course, had to watch all the clips he had. It was sort of a science experiment. I had never seen anything like it, all fur everywhere and huge dangly things. Gawd! I had to see if it was going to come out of the woman’s ear, ok?
#40 by Kidlet on March 1, 2008 - 6:40 PM
Long live the Hedgehog.
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#41 by Jennifer on March 1, 2008 - 7:45 PM
Yeah, Ron looks like the type of guy I would be friends with and mace if he tried anything. Just my opinion. And I don’t think you’re a perv.
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#42 by regina on March 1, 2008 - 7:53 PM
wow! Awesome post. That picture with the balloon is so perfect!
I also know Ron Jeremy and not at all from watching porn but he was on the stupid show surreal life and I saw two episodes of that mess! So I was at a loss during those episodes as to the attraction of that man who looked like picture #1 of him. Picture #2 of him is just plain and simply WRONG on so many levels! But picture #3 of him…Wow! Now I see what all the talk was about , he was a hottie!
Hey everyone has a past, the trick is to learn from them and move on.
I have some pictures similar to yours, and I shake my head in wonderment. Girl, I have come so far as have you!
Peace & Love!
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#43 by the egel nest on March 1, 2008 - 8:29 PM
He makes all of us fellow Jews so proud…
He was quite the looker back in the 1860’s
Bradley
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#44 by AMomTwoBoys on March 1, 2008 - 9:38 PM
I’ve met Ron Jeremy.
For reals.
Ew.
#45 by Natalie on March 1, 2008 - 9:39 PM
I’ve never watched porn and have no plans to ever watch it, but even I knew who he was. And ew is all I can saw…why, why, why do people like him?
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#46 by julie on March 1, 2008 - 9:48 PM
I really didn’t need all the details in Wikipedia, like what he could do before he gained all that weight…ugh…
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#47 by Jerseygirl89 on March 1, 2008 - 9:48 PM
You know why I love your blog? Because you can show absolutely adorable pictures of your precious little boy AND scary Ron Jeremy pictures in the same post. You rock.
Also, does anyone else think that maybe women don’t tend to be into porn because the guys look like RON JEREMY?
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#48 by April on March 1, 2008 - 10:21 PM
Jerseygirl89 beat me to it – porn was not created for or by women!
Blog Hoppin’,
Balancing Hops
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#49 by Veronica on March 1, 2008 - 10:41 PM
Dude! I am laughing so hard here!
Also, I miss you! Am borrowing Mum’s computer, but no idea when I will have phone/internets.
*cries*
*lots*
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#50 by rachel on March 1, 2008 - 11:19 PM
Dude. Seriously.
Love it.
Rolling.
B, is too precious for words. Ron Jeremy is taking up an amazing amount of time on here
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#51 by A Whole Lot of Nothing on March 1, 2008 - 11:25 PM
I’d hate to think that someone who was savvy enough to read your blog would NOT know who Ron Jeremy is.
Sad state of affairs.
#52 by faboo mama on March 1, 2008 - 11:25 PM
Shudder…My goodness. Within as span of 8 days hanging with two groups of people who didn’t know each other, I was “lucky” enough to watch Jeremy give himself a BJ. The first time, he was sitting right next to me, while I was eating a salad. I could never look at lettuce the same for a long, long time.
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#53 by Stacey @ Real World Mom on March 1, 2008 - 11:40 PM
Great post!
Happy Saturday! Blog Hoppin’!
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#54 by VDog on March 2, 2008 - 12:46 AM
My husband is (was is more like it) a huge Howard Stern fan, so I know the names of more porn stars than I’d care to admit.
But seriously? People DON’T know who Ron Jeremy is? Or Jenna? Come on, now. Pop Icons, people!
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#55 by mama meji on March 2, 2008 - 1:34 AM
Yikes! I am not so fond of him…Well, that might be an understatement. G…
But your party pic looks cute.
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#56 by Fiona on March 2, 2008 - 3:31 AM
You seem like one crazy girl and I mean that in a good way….you make me giggle
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#57 by Jenni on March 2, 2008 - 9:27 PM
You say you’ve been sober for a year, but then you go all crazy with the Ron Jeremy, and I’m not accusing, but….
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#58 by Candy on March 3, 2008 - 8:53 AM
THAT’S what Ron Jeremy used to look like?
OK.
Now I get it.
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#59 by justmylife on March 3, 2008 - 12:19 PM
I just have to wonder what people think when they do a google search and find you! Google search Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson and find Sarcastic Mom, what a surprise! And by the way, GROSS, I didn’t need to see that naked butt!
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#60 by MP on March 3, 2008 - 1:20 PM
The majority of the porn people are just gross..although Jenna was a hottie in her early days before plastic surgery etc. I have never seen Ron Jeremy and don’t care to..
I LOVE the airport picture, that is hysterical!
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#61 by amy on March 3, 2008 - 5:11 PM
Oh my. That’s a lot of hair!
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#62 by Angie on March 4, 2008 - 10:59 PM
OK, so the beer sampler pic had me charmed beyond words –but the pics of Big RJ now have me wanting to go take a hot shower and scrub off all the Ick.
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#63 by Just a mom on March 5, 2008 - 5:10 PM
oh yuck,, k thanks.
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#64 by Redneck Mommy on March 7, 2008 - 9:21 PM
There are just no words for how much I love you, Lotus. LOL.
Scrolling back, trying to catch up on all I’ve missed while the crazy took over my brain, and here you give me a huge freaking wang and a fur pelt.
You really know how to show your love, don’t you.
Smooches friend.
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