How do you follow penis train tracks? Well.
I kind of screwed myself by posting the most awesome Thanksgiving Day post EVER last year.
I mean, now that you’ve seen penis train tracks, you’re back this year to see what I have for you this time, aren’t you? Of course you are. I bet you sat up all night wondering. Have you been refreshing my page over and over again? Well, I mean, even more than usual?
(Your Thanksgiving present to me is that you pretend that’s true instead of reminding me that you only check here about once every 6 months, and only to see if I’ve died a comically tragic death yet in a horrible (but hilarious) accident involving a staple gun, a bungee cord and a day-glo green thong.)
So how do you follow penis train tracks? Like this.
Bewbs trump wieners every time, my friends.
And yes, that is Percy at the station. Or, as my son might say, “Pussy is wooking weally hawd today!”
Happy Thanksgiving, Ya’ll. May all your train tracks be bewbies.
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VDog
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA love yer tits.
Twitter: VDog
Mishi
OMG!!! This made my day!!
Kara - down to earth mommy
lol!!!!! Thank you so much for coming through with a great post after I spent hours refreshing.
Lorraine
Weally hard. . . . ee har har…
Twitter: WornRagged
Rebecca
You are sick…I love it. Pussy works really hawd in our house too. The Crazies love Pussy so much…so much.
Sarah
OMG, this totally tops the penis. When I saw the station where it was, my brain immediately placed what it was…but then B’s comments? O.M.G. Totally the icing on the cake…LOVE it!
Twitter: sadiecass
Shab
Awesome. Just awesome.
lceel
Yer darn tootin’. I’ll take bewbs over penis anytime.
Hmmmm. Bewbs over penis …. oh, nevermind.
Twitter: lceel
Ro-Ro
Nearly wet myself laughing!! This is my first time visiting your blog, and I will definitely be refreshing your page repeatedly from now on…
Tarasview
awesome
( the boobie train tracks that is… not your impending hilarious day-glo green thong induced death… try and avoid that if possible)
Jennifer
I would prefer if it is just a near death experience involving the day-glo thong. I mean, somebody’s gonna have to write about that. Otherwise, I won’t know about it.
Drew @ How To Cook Like Your Grandmother
The phrase “Going down to Lower Tidmouth” now has new meaning.
Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom
So glad someone noticed why I chose that one for that spot.
Twitter: LotusCarroll
Marni
Hahahahaha!!
Twitter: marnitiani