• I cannot think of a logical response besides *giggles*
    and I’m sitting here, giggling, LOL!
    .-= Sarah @ TM2TS´s last blog ..Fillmore Gets It =-.

    January 29, 2010
  • I love checking my keyword selections too – and while I can’t claim to be no 1 for assholes of the universe (ha ha ha) I *do* have the no 1 spot for a medication name, which ranks me higher than the pharmaceutical company who makes it. Boo ya.
    .-= Ness at Drovers Run´s last blog ..Happy Me =-.

    January 29, 2010
  • “Jello farts”???!!! WTF is that! :-)

    This is an excellent idea, I’m going to see if I can get the same info from my own stats. Who knows what I’ll find in there…
    .-= Gabriel´s last blog ..Way too soon! =-.

    January 29, 2010
  • OMG…how do you do this? This is hysterical! Asshole of the universe…good luck with that!
    .-= Rebecca´s last blog ..Proof! =-.

    January 29, 2010
  • This is so funny! You have made me laugh first thing in the morning. Thank you! Certainly are some wackos out there!
    .-= Dalia´s last blog ..Day care centers in high schools? =-.

    January 29, 2010
  • LOL. This post is hilarious! Anyway, a lot of people like me love your blog anyway, so the google searches and keywords are not a big thing- a lot of people appreciate you posts so and all that, so google can cry itself to sleep! 😀

    January 29, 2010
  • How do you find these stats? Love it. Now I want to know how people end up at MY web site! =)
    .-= WackyMummy´s last blog ..Color Captured =-.

    January 29, 2010
  • Too funny. There are so many wacky people out there.
    .-= Secret Mom Thoughts´s last blog ..Blech! =-.

    January 29, 2010
  • Kat

    Dude. I found you by searching, “bunchy vagina”. Could you discuss that more often, please?
    .-= Kat´s last blog ..All Healthy and Crap =-.

    January 29, 2010
    • I’m sorry, Kat! My vagina has not been very bunchy lately. It’s been scrunchy a lot, and a few times, it’s seemed rather munchy. But I was pretty sure you didn’t want to hear about that. :-S

      January 29, 2010
  • Of course I had to do the google search and you were right about your rankings!

    Jello farts?
    .-= Suzy Voices´s last blog ..Fight for Air =-.

    January 29, 2010
  • Within five minutes of me reading this post, someone found my blog using the search term “penis sweater.”
    .-= Bejewell´s last blog ..The Post With Lots of “Buts” and One Unusually Tiny Head =-.

    January 29, 2010
    • I bow to you.

      (And I also now want to write a post called “Vagina Trousers” just so you and I can form a complete Outfit of Genitalia together on Google.)

      January 29, 2010
      • Dana

        At least with vagina trousers it would explain the bunchy vagina. That must be what you get when you wear the thong backwards.

        January 29, 2010
  • My top searches are not nearly as entertaining as yours.
    .-= Suzanne´s last blog ..Thursday Tidbits =-.

    January 29, 2010
  • I should be in fucking bed but I am reading your blog instead. Love it, first time reader, and can’t stop laughing.
    .-= Deanna- The Unnatural Mother´s last blog ..Liar, Liar Pants on Fire =-.

    January 30, 2010
  • Oh LOL there are some strange people in this world
    .-= Jeanette´s last blog ..J’s Boudoir Shoot =-.

    January 30, 2010
  • HAHAHA…that was awesome. No one ever lands at my blog with anything that interesting. Obviously I have to branch out a little, start talking about bewbs or whatever!

    Thanks for the laugh this morning, I needed it. :)
    .-= Corrie´s last blog ..A Cold Wind Blows Through You… =-.

    January 30, 2010
  • you rock girl! i read your blog from the 27th too. had me laughing all the way! i love the way you write!
    Elaine’s last blog..Thirty: so wrong, on so many levels
    .-= Elaine Brosnan´s last blog ..Front Page =-.

    January 30, 2010
  • I am the number one search for “zits happen” on Google.

    I’m so proud.


    January 30, 2010
  • haha.. how do u even rank for such pervo terms.. naked wrestling n all..

    January 30, 2010
  • Hilarious! Can’t wait to see what people use to find our blog!

    If this is what you get, can you imagine what else people search for?
    .-= SheSaid/HeSaid´s last blog ..What If We Gave It A Little More Thought? =-.

    January 30, 2010
  • LOL – that is so freakin’ funny. I should go check and see what brings people to mind, because *I* certainly don’t know anybody in sri lanka.
    .-= Kellee´s last blog ..Finally Some Photos =-.

    February 07, 2010
  • This post literally made me pee my pants. I actually had to go change my underwear because I’ve had a child, so if I laugh too hard, I leak. I subscribe to your feed and I called all my girlfriends and told them if they didn’t read your blog, they were missing out on some superb content. Thanks for being so damn funny, and such an excellent writer, too!
    .-= Tricia´s last blog ..The House Hunt…is it finally over? =-.

    February 14, 2010
  • Dye

    Ha! I came to your blog to get the app. name from your current post and then randomly clicked on a page number (40 I think), and I found this gem, among many others. Too funny. Love your writing voice by the way, inspirational and hilarious! I’ll probably stalk you for a while, but not in any creepy way, at least, that’s not the plan. No promises though. 😀

    April 01, 2016
    • Haha, oh, the good old days of my blog. Those were fun times, for sure. I’m delighted that you enjoyed some of my past writings. :)
      And, fyi, I love being stalked by awesome people. xo

      May 02, 2016

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