I am way cooler than Mommy.
That’s right, peoples. This is Braden James. It’s been awhile since I’ve hijacked Mommy’s super-silly-space to talk to you internetz. I see that she has made some improvements. She is still blabbing on and on, though. *sigh*
You are lucky I am here to save you from her for a day. At least she spends a lot of time talking about ME, which is excellent. And if you like that, this will be right up your alley.
If you don’t like that, you are OBVIOUSLY slightly moronic.
Kim tagged me for a Meme, where I’m supposed to tell 8 things about myself, and then tag 8 others to do the same. There are really way more than 8 things that you should know about me, but for now, I’ll just stick to 8, since the doggie is way more fun to play with than you guys, and he’s waiting for me.
1. When I came out of Mommy, I broke the umbilical cord myself. Daddy wanted to cut it, but see, that was between me and Mommy, and I wanted her to know the score right from the start. I am in control around here, and I want my independence. I just need to be held a little sometimes.
2. I enjoy reading books. I have been reading books for ages now. Recently, I decided that reading books is pretty fun to do sometimes, but the more fun thing to do with books is to throw a bunch of them on the floor, pick the coolest one, and then start pushing it across the floor as far as I can, rubbing it in real good. See, I think that eventually, this technique will help me discover a trapdoor to a magical wonderland. It hasn’t worked yet, so I usually end up screaming and crying. Mommy is baffled, but that’s b/c she doesn’t know about the magical wonderland. What a clueless moron.
3. My doggie is the best doggie in the world. He is small so I can grab him, and it’s really easy to lie down on top of him and roll around. He makes funny sounds with his mouth/nose thing. Sometimes he runs really fast (Mommy and Daddy call it “Happy Laps”), and he can also jump high. He always looks so hungry to me so I like to feed him all my crackers and cheese when Mommy’s not looking. He likes to lick my sippy cup. We’re best friends.
4. Airplanes are AWESOME. They fly over my house all the time. Mommy & Daddy aren’t very smart, so I have to point them out and let them know that is an “Ay-tah.” That is special for “airplane.” The cool kids call it that. Mommy & Daddy are not cool.
5. I am a tiny dancer. I can raise the roof with my stomp dance and when I sway side to side all the womenz swoon for me. A few years ago, they would have said that I shake it like a polaroid picture. I do.
6. All food is good, but Applesauce is the BEST food. It would be okay if no one ever ate anything but applesauce.
7. I like to go for long stretches in PCM (Perfect Child Mode) and then kick it up a notch (BAM) by whipping out The Plan. It is really special to sleep well for awhile and then start in on waking up over and over again all night. I am great at this (as are Amy and Alex), and I think I can keep up the switch between PCM and The Plan for at least 17 more years. I will only get better with practice, people.
8. Paci is Love. Nuff’ said.
Because I love the womenz, I am going to tag 8 hot ladies out there that I want to know more about.
Rooster Girl
The Baby
Pie
Ella
Hannah
Miss A
Ella
Little One
Come on, ladies… you know you can’t resist me.
With Love,
Braden James Carroll
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Jenty
PMSL! I enjoyed that! That photo is just too cute for words.
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janet
even we older women can’t resist those bedroom eyes… but talk about robbing the cradle!!!!!
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andie summerkiss
Braden, you are indeed so much cooler than your mummy!
andie summerkiss’s last blog post..bargaining idiot
Amy
Braden, you are too sweet!
Work on getting your mummy to move over her okay? Together we could raise hell.
Amy’s last blog post..How I Came To Be Doing What I’m Doing. Part 2
kim
hahahahahaha cackle cackle cackle hahahahahhaha..
how could anyone resist you?????
lol cheers kim (aka Amy’s Nanny)
kim’s last blog post..Because I can.. so there!!!! gnaa gnaa ganaha!!!
Beck
The Baby likes to chase the cats while screaming loudly and then burst out, stormily “The cats are NOT FRIENDS WITH ME!”. Ah.
Hey, Braden. You’re a cutie. The meme has been done.
Beck’s last blog post..A mystery and a meme
Toni
Braden, did you telepathically teach my son The Plan? ‘Cause last night that little buttwipe, I mean darling, was up every couple hours? I am not happy about this, young man. Seriously. I am going to have a talk with your mother and have her talk some sense into you! You Carrolls are bad influences on the internet community and I am going to do something about it!
Toni’s last blog post..The Invasion!
witchypoo
Dang, your chile is not only gorgeous, but really smart too.
witchypoo’s last blog post..The ingenious plot of Skinny Bitch to torture her husband.
Sandy (Momisodes)
Dear Braden,
You’re so hot! I’m almost 2.5, but I’m totally open to younger men
I can’t wait to invade her MacBook to tell all my fans about me…….and I try to take over the world!!
Finally, someone has recognized my supreme hotness over mommy
Thanks for the tag
Momisodes’s last blog post..Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep…
Lou Lohman
You have GOT TO STOP publishing pictures of Braden!!! It isn’t fair – I have enough trouble with self-image as it is, and then YOU publish HIM and it’s like -HOW the heck do you compete with THAT?
However, i would like to hire him to come over and teach me that ‘come hither’ look so well demonstrated in today’s photo. With a look like that, I could get over for YEARS yet to come.
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bruisin raincloud
you are so kewl!!!
(((hugs)))
much love from the JEDI KNITTER
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ali
those eyes! amazing!
ali’s last blog post..in the mind of a toddler
MP
He’s got it goin on!
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Kathryn
Oh my WORD! That pic is too cute. It goes along so well with the meme. So adorable.
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Stephaine
You are such a handsome young man….gonna break alot of hearts on your way! But be nice to your mama….she needs alot of love and hugs too!
Taz
what a cutie..
Jessie
I’m not even going to try and tell you how cute you are, because I’m sure you already know.
bubandpie
Pie is in some excellent company! She’ll get right on it …
bubandpie’s last blog post..At Six O’Clock This Morning
amy
This is SO cute!!
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Twitter: amy2boys
Evil Pink Cupcake
Congrats on the new space!!
LOOOOOVE the pic!!!
Evil Pink Cupcake’s last blog post..Two years ago today….
Alison
What a doll…great post!!
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Bill
So not only am I writing your posts but Braden is writing them now too? WTF? I also plan to start a class action discrimination suit against your blog for not tagging any Daddies for this meme. Equal rights is a double-edge sword Lotus…a double edge sword that cuts like a knife and it feels so right. Lawyer up…
Bill’s last blog post..Why We Chain Emmanuel Lewis To Our Christmas Tree Stand
SadieCass
*lol* Great list Braden!! And good for you getting an early start on the womens…including the older ones I see *lol*
SadieCass’s last blog post..Ceramic for dinner….
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Alex The Kaiser
PCM? Hm. Perhaps I could try that.
After these TWO effing teeth finish coming on through. Stupid teef.
Alex The Kaiser’s last blog post..How to make my husband fall in love with me
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[...] Braden James, son of Sarcastic Mom (aka Lotus), tagged me for a meme, where I’m supposed to tell 8 things about myself, and then tag 8 others to do the same. Braden, is a total hottie-tottie! I’m nearly 2.5, but I’m totally open to younger men. My mom once told me that younger men were really good for something. I’ll have to ask my daddy what that is. [...]
imaginary sarah
Braden, you are too smart. I’ve seen the magical land under the carpet. Keep digging!
imaginary sarah’s last blog post..The Dawn of Man, Part Two
anne
Oh, who could resist those EYES? Even when you are hatching The Plan.
anne’s last blog post..embarking
Tanya
aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tanya’s last blog post..Letter To Tanya
Deb (Missives From Suburbia)
We shake it like a polaroid picture in our house all the time. Braden should come party with Kiddo. The womenz would go wild.
Deb (Missives From Suburbia)’s last blog post..Suburban Gingerbread House
Christina
Yep, he’s already got the heartbreaker looks.
Mira may have to play along with this meme.
Christina’s last blog post..Hey Look, It’s A Train Wreck. Let’s Watch.
Stephen
Adorable!
Stephen’s last blog post..Hallelujah Chorus–follow the signs!
Kimberly
Braden – I like applesauce too! You are just too cute.
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Tiff @ Three Peas in a Pod
Little Monkey and Tiger are in “The Plan” Mode today!! GRRR. But I Apparently, no matter how hard I try. . .I’m not cool. . .Baby Girl said so today! (*sniff*)
Tiff @ Three Peas in a Pod’s last blog post..Mom’s Letter to Santa
tattooed mama
braden, it’s wittle one!!!!!!!! i wrote for you!! hehehehe
tattooed mama’s last blog post..hey, it’s wittle one here
Jill
Finally got this thing done. Sorry for the delay, but I was distracted by all the pretty holiday lights- Hannah
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