Why I should not be allowed to play with children’s toys in the presence of actual children:
I’ll have you know that I used every single piece of track that we have to build this masterpiece. And yes. I’M PROUD.
I like to call it Thomas’s Hard Day or Where Thomas Gets Off.
Oh, shut up. It’s funny, and you know it.
And the truth is, while I’d like to say I did this on purpose, it was actually a happy (?) accident. I noticed it when I stepped back later.
Suck on that, Freud.
(Hahaha, I said SUCK, get it? Oh yeah.)
*******
PS: I’m thankful for a LOT. Like them, and us, and you.
And bewbs.
And schlongs. (you knew it was coming back again, right?)
Happy Thanksgiving, you crazy kids.
#1 by Sarah on November 26, 2009 - 1:13 AM
OMG! I about woke up my family I laughed so hard when I saw it! (hard…hehe) *giggles* Thank you for starting my Thanksgiving on such a great note!!
Happy Thanksgiving!!
#2 by Kara - down to earth mommy on November 26, 2009 - 1:14 AM
I’m thankful for Lotus who can make me laugh so HARD every holiday.
hehehehe *snicker*
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#3 by Kara - down to earth mommy on November 26, 2009 - 1:15 AM
ummm P.S. in the 1st picture, I think the mexican is having penis envy.
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#4 by OM on November 26, 2009 - 1:45 AM
Oh… wait… Is that a catheter going into the penis?
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#5 by Reservoir Dad on November 26, 2009 - 2:13 AM
All aboard.
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#6 by Veronica on November 26, 2009 - 2:21 AM
Pissing myself. Train tracks = so much more fun than you’d think.
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#7 by shannon on November 26, 2009 - 3:30 AM
I love it. Thank you for the laugh! Dave (hubs) says he votes for Where thomas gets off.
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#8 by pixielation on November 26, 2009 - 4:24 AM
awesome accident! Obviously it was subliminal!
#9 by Kari C on November 26, 2009 - 6:42 AM
OMG!!! That is sooo stinkin funny! Who knew kids’ toys could be so…..”fun”?!!
#10 by Drew @ Cook Like Your Grandmother on November 26, 2009 - 7:31 AM
I’ll bet Annie and Clarabel are *very* interested in this development. Actually, I’ve long suspected Percy might get a bit steamed up, too.
#11 by Secret Mom Thoughts on November 26, 2009 - 8:42 AM
Thanks for the laugh today.
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#12 by Shannon on November 26, 2009 - 9:28 AM
That is totally awesome that you used all the pieces. Every time my kids ask me to put the tracks together I end up with some annoying little pieces left over and it JUST KILLS ME! Mad track-building skillz, yo!
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#13 by Hockeyman on November 26, 2009 - 9:55 AM
Dammit woman you are awesome! My mom was so not that cool growing up. I likely would have had the tracks taken away if she caught me making that layout.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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#14 by Jennifer, Playgroups are no place for children on November 26, 2009 - 10:07 AM
I am speechless! This is so….wow! It’s amazing how our minds are so alike. You with your train penis, me with my turkey balls. Great minds, indeed!
#15 by lceel on November 26, 2009 - 10:32 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, Lotus. To you, to Him, to Little Him. I love the track. But Lotus. *whispers* You need more track.
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#16 by Marylin on November 26, 2009 - 12:08 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to you all! xx
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#17 by Zoeyjane on November 26, 2009 - 12:44 PM
I had to keep looking at the photo to figure out the schtick. Even with the title and all. DUM of me.
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#18 by Kayla on November 26, 2009 - 1:46 PM
OMG Lotus! Hahahaha!!! I didn’t get it at first… but then I took a second look…
That definitely warranted a liking and sharing on my Google Reader!
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#19 by Rebecca (Ramblings by Reba) on November 26, 2009 - 6:52 PM
You’re crazy.
(And that’s funny.)
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#20 by WackyMummy on November 26, 2009 - 8:41 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, Lotus!
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#21 by Zandor on November 26, 2009 - 10:46 PM
That is awesome.
#22 by Chibi Jeebs on November 27, 2009 - 11:42 AM
You rock so damned hard. Love it! LOL
#23 by *pixie* on November 27, 2009 - 1:08 PM
Awesome to the wang power (that’s a lot in case you wondered).
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#24 by Missives From Suburbia on November 27, 2009 - 1:23 PM
Awesome. Best Thanksgiving wish ever.
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#25 by December on November 27, 2009 - 1:48 PM
I love you sarcastic mom.
#26 by Bridget on November 27, 2009 - 10:16 PM
ha! I nearly peed in my pants when I saw this. So funny!
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#27 by pgoodness on November 28, 2009 - 12:00 AM
FREAKING FANTASTIC!!!
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#28 by Denise on November 28, 2009 - 5:03 AM
Bwahahahahahaha!! Love it. HILARIOUS!
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#29 by Ashlie- Mommycosm on November 28, 2009 - 10:32 AM
That? Is awesome!! I want a penis train track now, too!
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#30 by Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings on November 28, 2009 - 1:47 PM
I …er…well…I’m not sure how to comment on that one!
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#31 by Mishi on November 29, 2009 - 8:48 AM
I’m thankful for YOU!
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#32 by Domestic Extraordinaire on November 29, 2009 - 10:30 AM
I think its even funnier that it was a happy accident. You go girl!
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#33 by hip chick on November 29, 2009 - 5:23 PM
you would need a lot more track to do a girl….
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#34 by Vera on December 16, 2009 - 3:07 PM
WOW! Awesome MOM! You have a great power of imagination and creative power
Hope you’ll tell us more about Xmas presents for your son 
LOL
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