I know I’m supposed to publish a post about cheesy things I’m thankful for, but instead, you get penis train tracks. You’re welcome.
Why I should not be allowed to play with children’s toys in the presence of actual children:
I’ll have you know that I used every single piece of track that we have to build this masterpiece. And yes. I’M PROUD.
I like to call it Thomas’s Hard Day or Where Thomas Gets Off.
Oh, shut up. It’s funny, and you know it.
And the truth is, while I’d like to say I did this on purpose, it was actually a happy (?) accident. I noticed it when I stepped back later.
Suck on that, Freud.
(Hahaha, I said SUCK, get it? Oh yeah.)
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PS: I’m thankful for a LOT. Like them, and us, and you.
And bewbs.
And schlongs. (you knew it was coming back again, right?)
Happy Thanksgiving, you crazy kids.
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Sarah
OMG! I about woke up my family I laughed so hard when I saw it! (hard…hehe) *giggles* Thank you for starting my Thanksgiving on such a great note!!
Happy Thanksgiving!!
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Kara - down to earth mommy
I’m thankful for Lotus who can make me laugh so HARD every holiday.
hehehehe *snicker*
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Kara - down to earth mommy
ummm P.S. in the 1st picture, I think the mexican is having penis envy.
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OM
Oh… wait… Is that a catheter going into the penis?
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Reservoir Dad
All aboard.
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Veronica
Pissing myself. Train tracks = so much more fun than you’d think.
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shannon
I love it. Thank you for the laugh! Dave (hubs) says he votes for Where thomas gets off.
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pixielation
awesome accident! Obviously it was subliminal!
Kari C
OMG!!! That is sooo stinkin funny! Who knew kids’ toys could be so…..”fun”?!!
Drew @ Cook Like Your Grandmother
I’ll bet Annie and Clarabel are *very* interested in this development. Actually, I’ve long suspected Percy might get a bit steamed up, too.
Secret Mom Thoughts
Thanks for the laugh today.
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Shannon
That is totally awesome that you used all the pieces. Every time my kids ask me to put the tracks together I end up with some annoying little pieces left over and it JUST KILLS ME! Mad track-building skillz, yo!
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Hockeyman
Dammit woman you are awesome! My mom was so not that cool growing up. I likely would have had the tracks taken away if she caught me making that layout.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Jennifer, Playgroups are no place for children
I am speechless! This is so….wow! It’s amazing how our minds are so alike. You with your train penis, me with my turkey balls. Great minds, indeed!
lceel
Happy Thanksgiving, Lotus. To you, to Him, to Little Him. I love the track. But Lotus. *whispers* You need more track.
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Marylin
Happy Thanksgiving to you all! xx
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Zoeyjane
I had to keep looking at the photo to figure out the schtick. Even with the title and all. DUM of me.
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Kayla
OMG Lotus! Hahahaha!!! I didn’t get it at first… but then I took a second look…
That definitely warranted a liking and sharing on my Google Reader!
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Rebecca (Ramblings by Reba)
You’re crazy.
(And that’s funny.)
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WackyMummy
Happy Thanksgiving, Lotus!
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Zandor
That is awesome.
Chibi Jeebs
You rock so damned hard. Love it! LOL
*pixie*
Awesome to the wang power (that’s a lot in case you wondered).
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Missives From Suburbia
Awesome. Best Thanksgiving wish ever.
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December
I love you sarcastic mom.
Bridget
ha! I nearly peed in my pants when I saw this. So funny!
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pgoodness
FREAKING FANTASTIC!!!
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Denise
Bwahahahahahaha!! Love it. HILARIOUS!
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Ashlie- Mommycosm
That? Is awesome!! I want a penis train track now, too!
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Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings
I …er…well…I’m not sure how to comment on that one!
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Mishi
I’m thankful for YOU!
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Domestic Extraordinaire
I think its even funnier that it was a happy accident. You go girl!
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hip chick
you would need a lot more track to do a girl….
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Vera
WOW! Awesome MOM! You have a great power of imagination and creative power
Hope you’ll tell us more about Xmas presents for your son 
LOL
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