I like banana wheat, with syrup.

And now, the interwebz are picturing you in the bathtub. Or at least, I am.

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Brilliant. You’re brilliant. Oh, and we have the same boobs. *sigh*

Fes last blog post..*sigh*

Know what else floats in the water? Man parts. It’s funny. I just want to poke it. But then my husband gets “ideas” which interrupts my sleep plans, so I have to be content to just giggle about it in my mind. (Not that he bathes frequently.) (Wait. That came out wrong. He showers.) (I didn’t marry someone who doesn’t clean himself.) (What??)

Walking With Scissorss last blog post..My Pizza Guy Made My Day (Alternate Title: I Eat Too Much Pizza)

My bewbs are in a race to see who gets to my belly button first. The left one is winning.

Zoey,

I’ll add a picture to the post that will help everyone out on that in just a minute… just for you, babe!

Lotus:)
Twitter: LotusCarroll

I discovered the same thing about a month or so back! They were perky!

(Pity we couldn’t just stay emersed in water forever. Like mermaids.)

Veronicas last blog post..Ivy Girl

Mine don’t float, they just sort of droop to each side as I lay back in the water. Guess my bathtub’s not deep enough……

Madness wont even BEGIN TO SAY what HANGS after five kids … HELL NO! You’ll just have to find out for yourself!!!
MadLove
Madness

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I tell my friends my boobs are like a compass, except they are perpetually pointing south.

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I don’t even want to know what Madness is referring to. Glad you had a happy bath- even without a date with the shower head. Why couldn’t our bodies improve with each baby? Like, wow, you created life inside you. Here are firmer, perkier boobs to go with that smaller waist and rock hard abs and butt! Yes, I’m delusional.

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I like what Erin has to say. But I guess if nature rewarded us like that the world would def. have more people in it.

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I certainly will attest to what Zoey said. Oh.. yes… I will attest.
Twitter: lceel

So this is like the scary clown from IT? “They all float down here.”

Unfortunately, mine are so flat, they’re more like fried eggs.

In the Trenches of Mommyhoods last blog post..School Daze

yeah, mine just kind of lay against my belly right now. one of my friends asked if i was carrying high or low like do my boobs hit my belly or do my pants fall down. and of course i said, well, BOTH.

jills last blog post..Proof that God Loves Me!

I’m concerned.

My bewbs do not float. They fall off to the side and hide under my arm pits.

Miss Britts last blog post..Behind the scenes of Clearly, You’re Retarded

LOL!!
I’m going to take a bath tonight…I miss my pre-baby bewbies.

Before she passed away, I had to help my Grammy get dressed. Let’s just say that I’ve seen my future and it ain’t pretty. The whole race to the belly button concept…not so funny when they’ve already declared a tie after reaching their destination. *shudder*

MommyCosms last blog post..Total Transformation Program: Lesson One: Why Does My Child Act This Way

Who knew they could be so buoyant when they seem to be the cause of so many back problems.

@Avitable—Pretty soon you’ll float too!

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I caught a glimpse of my nekkid self in the mirror in the hotel last week. OH.MY.GAWD. Never looking in a full length mirror ever again. *SO* thankful hubby loves me!
Twitter: mommy_wins

My boobs defy theories of physics… they’re small enough that they sink.

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Mine don’t look perky in the bathtub. NO FAIR! BAHAHAHAHA

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*LOL* Yeah…the flapjacks sound familiar…big to start, two breastfed and one pregnancy later…yeah…I need surgery not to improve size..but to put them BACK where they belong.

Sarahs last blog post..Ivy Girl
Twitter: sadiecass

Flapjacks are what I call long flappy titties…have for years. I’m sure that’s what you’re referring to and that makes me smile that we think alike.

Your bewbs do not look anything like flapjacks…..at least not in a bra.

A Jill of All Tradess last blog post..Oh how I wish I was preggo again…

I don’t know, the bewbs look pretty good in your rack shot.

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Avitable,

Somehow it doesn’t surprise me that someone would relate a post about me being naked to something nightmarish and evil.

Lotus:)
Twitter: LotusCarroll

Britt,

Have you ever been on Ripley’s Believe it or Not?

Cuz you MUST have gravel in them boobies, woman!!!

Lotus:)
Twitter: LotusCarroll

Jenn,

Fettered. They dress up nice, as one might say.

But unfettered? Ohhh, nooooooo. Hangin’ Meat. Twin Beaver Tails. Flapjacks. Socks with oranges in them.

Need I go on???

Lotus:)
Twitter: LotusCarroll

I found the IT clown sexy, personally.

HAHA! Wow, this post is something that I have thought more than once. Hilarious! (And sad. And pathetic. And…my poor bewbs!)

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My problem with a tub, being small chested, is that in order to get my boobs to float, my belly will be too. And my belly has housed 3 kids. It’s a little banged up, you know?

I’m dying. Just dying here.

Hhhmm…well, I’m definitely going to pay more attention when I’m chatting the wife up in the bathroom now!

Slicks last blog post..Women’s Role Models….

Welcome to my land of tragic boobies! That’s why all of the mirrors at my house are hung waaaaay up at head level – no accidental glimpses.

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tee hee…you slay me. I always say…”my boobs are racing for my knees.” LOL

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YOU SO CRAZY!

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Twitter: molassa

I haven’t heard the term flapjacks for ages.

peppyladys last blog post..Open Doors (4 sets of dreams)

I haven’t heard the term flapjacks for ages.

Ok my boobs flout.

The coffee on.

peppyladys last blog post..Open Doors (4 sets of dreams)

Wow…if only I could write the way that you do…If only I could think and express and explain like you…You are a phenominal writer…

Oh and as far as the boobs, I’ve been pretty lucky on that part, Thank goodness!!!

Newspaper Title year 2025:

“4000 women move to the moon once they discover what lack of gravity does to their racks. Men follow shortly after…”

See you on the rocket ship, m’lady!

Traceys last blog post..New Hair Day

Seriously, I am crying…from LAUGHING so hard…”hanging meat”…stop, I can’t breathe…

cjs last blog post..China’s Stolen Children

what the heck? You run or jump without a bra on? Darn, you ARE a brave one…

xx
~A

Athenas last blog post..Here comes the sun…

I love it when a post is not only funny, but spawns hilarious comments.

My boobs, they are small. I have the boob float/belly float issue too, Tracey.

Oh well, at least they are not big enough to EVER hit the belly button. In any case, they probably couldn’t find it anyway within the belly mush.
Twitter: rachael1013

OMG this is SO darn funny!!!

Can’t stop laughing!

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ha ha ha ha, crying with laughter now. I’m glad I’m not the only one that does that in the bath. I love my pre-baby bewbs too and I ALWAYS close my eyes when I get out of the bath.

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Now I have to try this to just feel like that again, even if it is for only a little while……

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Huh, huh, huh (my best version of the Bevis and Butthead laugh)…you said “BEWBS”!

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Waterbags. I think they’re more like waterbags. Just hanging there. Flat and kindof…sigh.

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good blog.