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  • river

    You mean everyone DOESN’T eat dried cherries and pork sausage together?

    I hate those penis emails. Why they think any woman WANTS to be “torn apart by his extremely large rod” and even worse “all night sex” , (no thanks, I’d rather get some sleep). Why do they think men want such giant penises anyway? Where do they think they’re going to put them? (I’m not a horse for cryin’ out loud!) And think of all the adjustments needed for their regular clothing…….

    September 15, 2008
  • Hee hee, ha ha, hoo hoo – sniff! (wiping my eyes) Thanks. I that was a really good read, resulting in a really good laugh. HA HA!

    Violet The Verboses last blog post..Loving School / Seeing Red (and Green)

    September 15, 2008
  • Re: I wonder if John gets emails for products that will enable him to crush a man’s head to a pulp with his cleavage – awesome.

    Also, your apparent ADD in collision with mine (say, if we were ever to meet for coffee, geographic boundaries be damned) would probably give us both heart attacks.

    September 15, 2008
  • nan

    Trying to rub several unseemly mental images out of my head with a brillo pad right now but I gotta tell ya… this line, “I wonder if John gets emails for products that will enable him to crush a man’s head to a pulp with his cleavage?” almost made me pee my pants laughing. You are hysterical.

    nans last blog post..Fall Portraits

    September 15, 2008
  • LOL!!!!! and lol some more!! You really are very, very funny and I know you’ve probably heard it so many times, that its lame by now, but still. Thanks for that, the way your mind works is just so FANTASTIC!

    Karins last blog post..Weekly Winners: 7 – 13 September

    September 15, 2008
  • kateanon

    While I wouldn’t want to experience the penis that stretches from CA to TN, I’d most certainly want to see it.

    And I’m with ya, mine is so big in my head.

    kateanons last blog post..bad news

    September 15, 2008
  • Um no – because I know for a fact that dried cherries are officially healthy and yummy with damn near everything, including pork sausage. Yum. :o)

    (no, I am not preggers either)

    And I have to admit that as I was reading the part about wondering if John gets emails for products that will enable him to crush a man’s head to a pulp with his… I wasn’t thinking cleavage at all. Damn – I AM a sicko. roflmao

    ~A

    Athenas last blog post.."don’t make me angry…"

    September 15, 2008
  • If we could knock down walls with our penises, then there would be no need for Home Depot.

    September 15, 2008
  • You crack me up!

    I think you could teach a thing or two to those marketing people. I’d like to see spam email titles ala Lotus!

    Ashlies last blog post..Tina Fey IS Sarah Palin

    September 15, 2008
  • You do know I left you something on my blog, right? And, btw, sorry about that eye contact thing – I couldn’t help myself – I figured the next thing you were going to do was expose yourself – and I didn’t want to MISS A THING!

    Lou Lohmans last blog post..100 Word Challenge – twist – but no orgy

    September 15, 2008
  • John may have been out of town while you were ovulating, but was he there about 5 days before? That’s how girl babies are made ya know. :)

    Smoochiefrogs last blog post..Weekly Winners 9/14/08

    September 15, 2008
  • I wish you could explain the weird food cravings. Yeah everyone says you might be prego, but hey, I’m way past that and still have them — I don’t think a boiled egg, peanut butter, cookies and jello chased by diet cola make for a diet breakfast —– I think I just undid my 2 mile walk this morning — drats!

    Patsy Bains last blog post..Minor Wind — Light Rain — That’s All Folks

    September 15, 2008
  • You ask for my thoughts?

    Penises and peanut butter.

    This is what your post has done to me.

    Queen of Shake Shakes last blog post..How a Farting Gapmom Clears the Room in 6.5 Seconds

    September 15, 2008
  • Oh my God! I didn’t even finish reading your post yet because I’m so freaking enthused by the fact that you also find that “Sorry Roger, you tiger now” commercial hilarious. That shit cracks me up every time and nobody else seems to get it. I always laugh and repeat it while my boyfriend looks at me like I have 3 heads. Awesome.

    Jenns last blog post..More wisdom from Homer

    September 15, 2008
  • This is something I was giggling over this morning. It was cracking me up how I keep getting these emails about penis enlargement and I don’t have one and feel my DH doesn’t need to learn about them either. Sigh.

    As for cravings, as a current preggo I don’t crave specific food but textures and sensations- creamy or spicy.

    September 15, 2008
  • Ashley@ mrs007.net

    Ok so I am still laughing at the comcast commercial. I kinda forgot about it, but now I recall that my husband and I walked around for weeks saying “Sorry Rogah you tigah now” In fact I am pretty sure it was my myspace headline for a time. Soooo funny to me too!

    September 15, 2008
  • twingly25

    I hate it when people assume that you might be prego because, a) your a woman b) you crave or eating something they think is weird c) not feeling well aka nauseous or d) all of the above. gee wiz can’t a woman just not feel good, or eat something that shouldn’t go together. Yes I’m tired of people joking that “oh you know what that means….” HELL no I’m not prego!! I have three kids…I’m DONE!!!!

    September 15, 2008
  • twingly25

    Now I’m going to eat pickles and ice cream!! LOL

    September 15, 2008
  • MP

    The Penetron.. as seen on TV.
    Husband traveling? On the road too much? Want to still have sex? As long as you are still in the continental US you can enjoy your man w/ the Penetron.

    MPs last blog post..Brilliant Fundraising

    September 15, 2008
  • Funny! I have been getting emails about enlarging my penis almost daily, except they spell it PINIS and it irks me. I really want to write them back and tell them that my penis is just the right size and perhaps they need to stop worrying about my penis and concern themselves with their own penis. First off, they should spell it correctly. I mean, how can you truly love the penis if you can’t even spell it’s name correctly?

    missy wigginss last blog post..Weekly Winners 9/7-9/13

    September 15, 2008
  • Came across from Lou’s and have to say –

    hahaha… hilarious. Nice to see someone else goes off on tangents! And I agree with Nan, crushing heads between cleavage :)

    Yes, I followed the link but in my defence thought it might have been to an older post. Seriously. Well, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

    tashs last blog post..Feeling the Love

    September 15, 2008
  • ali

    i so don’t even know where to start with this one.
    the cravings!
    the scary huge penises!
    the sorry Roger, you tiger now!

    awe.some.

    alis last blog post..because i’m the mom and i said so.

    September 15, 2008
  • I have nothing to say…just laughing my arse off here.

    September 15, 2008
  • Hahah! You are hilarious.

    Allisons last blog post..The One Where I Admit I Love When My Son Is Sick

    September 15, 2008
  • Hmmm, maybe your penis and your vagina had a rendezvous, Rogah?

    chasingjoys last blog post..What Am I Forgetting?

    September 15, 2008
  • Wow. Well, I certainly think you’re going to win the “Craziest Google Searches Evah” award. And attrack waaaay more pervs who Google “wenis”. Only now you’ll get the weirder pervs who call it a wenis.

    And I gave you a lil linky lovin in my post today (plus it includes pics of my boys playing with the magic photo cube thingy you sent me):
    http://mommyalwayswins.blogspot.com/2008/09/monday-morning-coffee-clutch-first.html

    September 15, 2008
  • I just wish I had a penis when I go to public bathrooms. Also, my husband jokes that I think I have a penis because I am such a trash talker.

    September 15, 2008
  • Now I am thinking about sex and food…at the same time!!!!!!!!!! Gee, thanks Lotus, my husband is at work and has the car so NO GRATIFICATION HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

    Special Ks last blog post..It’s either feast or famine y’all

    September 15, 2008
  • Ree

    That’s the way my mind works – it starts here — and goes there — and then ends up someplace else entirely.

    September 15, 2008
  • RebekahC

    ROTFL Oh my gosh, I just discovered your blog, and I’m dying over here laughing. Definitely bookmarking you and just signed up for your e-mail feed. Woot to me!

    September 15, 2008
  • Hormones.

    I chalk it all up to hormones. I’m ravenous within a week before Flo and the week of and after I could care less about food. It’s kind of scary because the hormones talk way louder than the rational thoughts and it makes it really easy to consume a gazillion calories!

    I bet you get lots of traffic here now. Penis attracts all kinds ya know?

    Stickys last blog post..You Got Something Better to Do?

    September 15, 2008
  • And you KNOW we clicked on “How Babies Are Made” just to see what YOU would have said about it… 😉

    September 15, 2008
  • Large ones make no difference. Its how you use it.

    I have aunty flo on the way and I have been eating flat out as well. The really bad stuff like hot chips and icecream. Last night I snacked until late then this morning had a stomach ache.

    But strange cravings? Cant help you there.

    Sometimes your body is deficient in something so goes crazy and makes you eat until you get that certain something. If you eat healthy though it shouldn’t happen.

    September 15, 2008
  • A penis that reaches from CA to TN? Don’t know if I really want to see that LOL

    Lisas last blog post..I’d rather be a 40 y/o virgin

    September 15, 2008
  • Um… Something might be wrong with me that I could not stop laughing at Rogah, you tigah now, and then I read it to my husband and he knew exactly what I was talking about too and we cracked up.

    Rachaels last blog post..Movie Monday: The Women (suck)

    September 16, 2008
  • Do you really think you have a penis? Oh wow. Maybe in a previous life. SO now I get to say it “Sorry Rojah, you tigah now”. Sorry Lotus, you girl now. No penis. And pass the cherries and pork sausage please. I’ll trade you for my eggs with chicken sausage and onion.

    Elisas last blog post..Teaching responsibility

    September 16, 2008
  • […] After being on hold for another insanely long amount of time, a man said, “How can I help you, Sir?” (Apparently the news has gotten around that I have a penis.) […]

    September 16, 2008
  • Tatiana

    Try Ebay! I just bought a Canon Mark III and it is perfect! No shenanigans there! There are some shady ass camer businesses out there though. Put Lenses And More on your list of shit camera dealers to smother with dog diareah please! Ha . Thanks! I hope you get your camera.

    -Tatiana

    September 16, 2008
  • cj

    HA HA HA HA AAAAH HA HA HA HA…!!!

    cjs last blog post..China’s Stolen Children

    September 18, 2008

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