I like to kill 2 birds with one stone.

ROFL!!!!!!

Rock On!

This Military Mama’s last blog post..I Need Some Roots.

Classy. Reeeaaaaal classy.

Makes me *tear* love you *tear* even more.

A Whole Lot of Nothing’s last blog post..Went Shopping

LOL…

Taz’s last blog post..23 Weeks Old

god, lotus. i totally love you.

the planet of janet’s last blog post..Potty talk, part trois
Twitter: planetofjanet

Ha–You’re really getting down on the poop’s level. That’s the way to reach him. Let him know you understand.

To Think Is To Create’s last blog post..Eye Contact For The Soul

I love it. That picture is the greatest thing I’ve seen all week.

seven’s last blog post..This Is My Wardrobe, Essentially.

oh no he ddiiiiddddnnn’t

tommie’s last blog post..Photohunt: glass

whew! good thing I swallowed the lemonade before I clicked over to read. That definitely would have been a spit take!

Kara – down to earth mommy’s last blog post..To Tell or not to tell

Well? Are you gonna let the poor thing out or what? Way to kill two birds with one poo.

BusyDad’s last blog post..If You’re Not On The Guest List, Try The Viper Room

Eeeew! At least it was solid and well you know easy clean up. Of course I wouldn’t have seen it and would have stepped on it with my bare feet.

I think I love you.

MizFit’s last blog post..Link Love and a (this time let’s start with the) Friday FREEBIE!

One wonders if it fell like that, or if Braden actually balanced it himself.

Is he an aspiring artist? Or maybe a sculpter?

You know I love you, right? Good. Point me to the annoyed people.

Veronica’s last blog post..Six Words

Such a great picture of poop! And it would have been a shame not to share the artistic quality it holds! I don’t know why people are all up in arms….if you don’t like it, don’t look at it! Keep up your stuff, it’s awesome!

AnnD’s last blog post..I have Mathematics Disorder. Also, my 100th post!

That was a masterpoop. I’m in awe.

witchypoo’s last blog post..Hamburger College

He’s quite the impressing little turd!

I say buck the system. Do we really give a rat’s ass what the critics think? Hell, no.

dkaye’s last blog post..From the mouths of babes: 4/4

Oh, I love your spunk! If people don’t care for what’s in a post, they are always free to skip it. Why make a “stink” (pun intended!) about it?! Life is too short for “crap” (he-he, I did it again!) like that!

Stacey

That’s HAWT.

I don’t understand why people read our blogs if they hate them. Don’t be a playa hata!

Law Student Hot Mama’s last blog post..Living in an Insane Asylum

Only you, Lotus. O. M. G.

……..lol

Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Photohunt: Glass

Oh, Lotus… you SLAY. ME!

And I read “Scatastrophe.” It’s genius. Seriously.

Rebecca’s last blog post..The washing machine ate my retainer…
Twitter: ramblingreba

wow… I’m impressed

Tara R’s last blog post..Bloggy friends are fabulous

That is the foulest, funniest thing I’ve seen in quite awhile.

Michelle’s last blog post..Southern tradition or local quirk?

Excellent!

It feels good to flip the world the bird on occasion, doesn’t it?

Gordo’s last blog post..Meat. Fire. Good.

You are the most hillarious person I know. Who else would have:

1) LAY the camera on the floor to get an artistic shot of poo
2)Perhaps lay yourself on the floor to see the view finder
3) Spend time LOOKING for that picture
4) Post the picture on their blog

That is so funny….you rock!

HappyCampers’s last blog post..It’s All About The Water Cycle!

I think I just puked a little in my mouth. Hilarious, though. Seeing poop still makes me wanna vomit…even though I have one baby, 2 cats (with litterboxes), AND a Yorkie who “pretends” to go potty outside just to come inside and go all over my freshly mopped floor.

Ashley’s last blog post..wake up call

Poop is always funny. Those other losers can go stick their heads in a toilet.

Natalie’s last blog post..Car Shoppin’

And that is exactly why you are completely awesome! If you have a minute, please stop by and read this post http://table4five.net/2008/04/02/its-a-long-shot-but-i-have-to-try/ I’m trying to win a free trip to BlogHer and if you wanted to nominate me I would be eternally grateful

Elizabeth’s last blog post..Social Spark combines paid blogging with social networking

I love it!!!

I tried to explain it to DH and he rolled his eyes at me…much as he did when I told him about the Kegel Karnival! Oh well!

Keep up the GREAT work!!!!

Connie’s last blog post..Mommy Does Dallas!

No you didn’t…

HRH’s last blog post..Open oven, Insert Holly’s head…

I love it.

Fantastic.

Thanks for the laugh.

Frances’s last blog post..It’s a blah Friday night…

OMG, that’s so funny. And disgusting.

I’m pretty sure my recent photo of Dylan’s new mooning habit would also qualify as inappropriate.

If you don’t like it, don’t look at it. That’s my view on the whole thing.

I think you just convinced me TO subscribe.

Mr Lady’s last blog post..Rate the Hate Version Podcast

Girl…if there’s one thing they can’t say….it’s that you don’t have class.

Truthfully, you’ve got cohones for showing this…I’ll talk about it, but don’t thing I’d ever show it! *lol* You go!!

Sadie’s last blog post..Random bits and pieces…
Twitter: sadiecass

Totally disgusting picture. LOL Makes me glad my kids are 35 and on their own. Ahh parenting – hardest job on the planet. Have a groovy weekend.

Linda’s last blog post..2008 Day Ninety Six

I would really like to know just how he did that. I mean, it takes TALENT to get a turd to balanace on end like that.

lceel’s last blog post..No Haiku Friday
Twitter: lceel

OMG, I’m dying! I’m in stitches!

BEST.POST.EVER!

Sue’s last blog post..Dude! A Bra Made of Bacon

What is wrong with poop? I will never understand some people. We can talk about sex, drugs, politics, religion, etc etc. But let’s not discuss crap!

Well done, Lotus. At least in my case, your subscription count will remain the same…

Oh, and your previous post, back in Nov 2007 (“Scatastrophe”) is just plain hilarious.

Gabriel’s last blog post..Birth stories #2 – Carolina

This Military Mama – Glad you liked my son’s incredible balancing artwork.

A Whole Lot of Nothing – that’s me in a nutshell, baby. C-L-A-S-S-Y.

Taz –

the planet of janet – the feeling is mutual, babe.

To Think is To Create – hey, I take Poo Photography serious.

seven – I don’t know if that’s a huge compliment, or a testiment to how shitty (hehe) your week has been!

tommie – oh yes he diiiiid, grrrrrrlll

Kara – down to earth mommy – it’s probably a good idea to make sure the main facial orifice is completely clear at all times when visiting here.

BusyDad – I’m glad you picked up on that. I almost called it, “The Poo Is Knockin’ But It Can’t Get Out.”

Lindy – yes, thank heavens for solid poos. And actually, John was in the kitchen, and turned around just as it was dropping to the floor. Then Braden ran away. So John busted out laughing and called me. We’re into celebrating the important things as a family, you know.

MizFit – So what are you so afraid of? You’re afraid that you’re not sure of a love that there’s no cure for? Hahahaha….

Veronica – it totally fell out of his ass and landed that way. I’m adding that to my about me: “Veronica loves me, so shove off.” Also, I’m not pointing, it’s just a general thing I notice here and there. Heh.

AnnD – Whew. I’m glad I’m not the only one that thinks Poop Sharing is cool.

witchypoo – Masterpoop!? AHAHAHAHA! That rocks.

dkaye – mostly, no… mostly I say FUCK ‘EM… but then there’s the insecure, sensitive side of me that cries in a corner.

Stacey@Real World Mom – You are the Pun Queen!

Law Student Hot Mama – oh, I’m really referring to a general dislike of anything perceived to be a “Mommy Blog,” but there will be more later. I’m gonna have a whine fest soon. Heh.

Secret Agent Mama – Only you? As in…

Only you can make this world seem right
Only you can make the darkness bright
Only you and you alone
Can thrill me like you do
And fill my heart with love for only you

Yeah? I thought so.
(I’m into song lyrics today, apparently.)

Rebecca – Thanks! Scatastrophe is my favorite story about poo so far. Although, I had a fun tub one with pictures, too.

Tara R – how can you not be? I think I’ll tell him to add this photo to all his college application submissions.

Michelle – it’s good to know that you can equate and balance foul with funny. You’re my kinda lady.

Gordo – damn right, man! And mooning is optional, but recommended.

HappyCampers – aww, you spoil me.

Ashley – I think Yorkies fit int he microwave just as well as Chihuahuas do. Just sayin.

Natalie – Hehehehe.

Elizabeth – aww, shucks, thanks. I’ll be over later today.

Connie – well, he’s a butthole then. I’m just callin’ it.

HRH – oh, yes, honey, I so very much did.

Frances – my pleasure!

AMomTwoBoys – haha, yes, I think that photo would fall into that category. I’m sure you posted it just to advertise to pedophiles. At least, that’s what I’ve been accused of.

Mr. Lady – Woot! But… wait… you weren’t ALREADY subscribed? *cries in a corner*

Sadie – cohones, yes. And a penis. And it’s really very much bigger than anyone else’s. Shhhh.

Linda – but you can see the artistic beauty, no? Heh.

lceel – apparently, his butthole is an artistic genius – it fell that way.

Sue – please don’t die about my son’s feces!

Gabriel – Exactly, my friend. We must pretend like doodoo is not funny? I can’t live that way, I tell you!

Sarcastic Mom’s last blog post..(Breast)feeding Carnival
Twitter: SarcasticMomLC

*snort*
Those that don’t like Mommy bloggers should just kiss the asses of those mommy bloggers, because without them, as mother’s, those bitching wouldn’t be there.
Honestly, what is the big deal about mommy bloggers. The ones I read definitely do not make it out to be that their kids shit rainbows, as I’ve seen some complain about.

Honestly, people need to grow up (and that poop shot is HILARIOUS!!)

Sarah’s last blog post..Saturday Photo Hunt – Glass
Twitter: SarahCB1208

ROFL!
I can just picture, you in front of that …
on the floor with your camera, trying to close your nose and trying to capture this, for any future purpose … Weekly Winners??? heheheh Rolling over the floor laughing even more!!!!!!

Jientje’s last blog post..Photohunt “Glass”

How did you take that picture? No, I don’t want to know. But why? No, don’t tell me that either. LOL

Summer’s last blog post..I’m Just A Misfit

It was suggested I read your blog, and this is the very first post I read. Girl, that picture is absolutely hilarious, and I will for sure be back. Way to stick it to the man…

Amanda’s last blog post..The Conundrum of Consistency

There is nothing better than a baby poop pic. Well, fart jokes come close.

Great post!

I’m all about poo-did you read my post about him poopin’ in my hand lol

I need this laugh today. Thank you!

Amanda’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday – Angry Face

Only you..as in… only you could post something like this! It’s too funny!!

Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Photohunt: Glass

I think you’re going to have to plan on having way more subscribers than you ever dreamt of.

Ree’s last blog post..Finally

[...] http://sarcasticmom.com/?p=310 [...]

I heart you now more than ever!

And will you get that boy some prunes or something. Looks like that one might have been painful!

Beth_C’s last blog post..Staruday Link Love – Decorating, Stalking, and Puzzles

how can such a small thing create such a large poop? since we recently potty trained we are all about poop here. since we know you let you run around without a diaper this pic makes all too much sense:)

ourcrookedtree’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen

I think you really captured Braden’s essences with this one. At least he did not taste it. By the way, why would people who find mommy blog annoying read mommy blogs?

melissa’s last blog post..Meat Loaf-The Finally

Lotus, I absolutely love you! I don’t check my email first thing, or get the mail, I check your site first thing in the morning…That’s how awesome you are!

LMFAO!

Maria’s last blog post..Bulleted Bullshit.

Classic!

Jenni’s last blog post..Catch Up

I Just unsubscribed WTF! LOL!

You know, your photographic talent makes me not repulsed by this photo. That, my friend, is an amazing feat, and you should be PROUD.

You are too funny. And gross, but more funny.

jennifer’s last blog post..Pizza Pie Planter

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

Was someone eating carrots? LOL!

I say Braden’s poop should be bannerized with “Mommy bloggers don’t give a crap”

Sandy (Momisodes)’s last blog post..Looking Inside Out

that is just too funny! Who can be annoyed by that? Isn’t it like changing the channel?

Sarah in Disturbia’s last blog post..Haiku Friday

OMG, only you could make shit look like a masterpiece.

Karen MEG’s last blog post..Fashion Friday: Marathon of Dance

Looks like he pinched that one off.

VDog’s last blog post..Project Spare Change for Lotus
Twitter: VDog

That is sick. I love it.

I’m still giggling. LOL, woman, that is hilarious.

kat’s last blog post..Homeless…high tech

OMG! That’s soooooo sick, but I’m loving it!!! I feel for ya. I wish you less “shitty” days!!

janelle’s last blog post..The ABC’s Like You’ve Never Hear ‘Em….

That little turd has a frown on his face!

Junebug’s last blog post..For Willowtree

Oh wow! I have some pics of Kendall’s “poo” before we moved him to a big boy bed. He was still in his crib & apparently, I didn’t come in there soon enough & he decided to take his diaper off & rub it ALL over his crib rails, the bumper pad, sheets, & THEN, he decided to throw it pieces at a time on the floor!!!! I’ll have to post those just for you

Connie’s last blog post..Photo Hunter~Glass

I’m not queasy by a long shot, but that is just too bloody gross!

and hilarious…

;0)

Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Ignorance & Bliss

Ewww…at least he didn’t leave it on the carpet!
And I say if you are offended by a blogger’s topic choices, why are you reading??

Jenski’s last blog post..What to do with my life?

now i have the farmer in the dell in my head.

i’ll have to remember to take a picture the next time Isobel poops creatively!

zoeyjane’s last blog post..On This Day, Someone Wonderful Came to Be

OH.MY.GAWD. I am dying laughing here. I have to know the story behind THAT picture!!!

Laura’s last blog post..More online fun

*snort*

Well, lol, I can check THAT off my list now.

Miss Britt’s last blog post..Caption This, Bitches!

haha! so funny. You know, that would be the perfect picture for an award of sorts. Perhaps the, “leaning tower of shit award” which could be given to someone for acting like a leaning tower of shit. maybe zoom in on it before cropping for the award. Hope you had a fabulous weekend.

amanda’s last blog post..Most Humiliating Baby Names of All Time & Pseudonyms

That is just so gross and so funny at the same time. You rock!

justmylife’s last blog post..I am interrupting my facts……

Okay, I’m not a mom yet (to human children anyway), but I have a houseful of dogs and I thought one of the major differences between human kids and dog kids is that human kids don’t poop on the floor. Boy have I got a lot to learn…

Rebekah’s last blog post..Etsy

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

b’s last blog post..Filled to the Measure

You know, I saw the very same thing in my kitchen yesterday.

‘cuz I’m the mommy, that’s why’s last blog post..I Fought the Law…

You’ve done it. I never thought it would happen, but you actually made me laugh at poo. Darn you.

Veronica Mitchell’s last blog post..And then there are the men who are lousy fathers…

I fell out when I saw this…masterpiece! Please continue your beautifully (inappropriate) pics and posts — I’m so glad I stumbled across your blog.

Kimba’s last blog post..mmmm….(clay) CAKE

I just pee’d my pants BIG TIME laughing through a coughing fit. Way to give em all the finger.

jen zug’s last blog post..the cost of clutter

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i just peed my pants…seriously!

cate’s last blog post..Haiku Friday: the magic of corn

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