I Need to Score Some BLOG, Man…
94%How Addicted to Blogging Are You?
Yahoo Messenger Conversation from awhile back:
Amanda:
Aaron signed us up for Fantasy Basketball already.
I’m tired of fantasy leagues, and this was my first one.
Too much headache.
Phil: Fantasy sports leagues just seem like work.
Amanda: I’ve already recruited Lotus and Sarah onto my Fantasy Bloggers team.
Lotus:
HAHA
You will WIN BIG TIME.
I’m addicted.
*taps vein*
In fact, I blog even when I’m talking to my friends and my husband, and they don’t always know I’m doing it.
Phil:
I think the Lifetime channel is going to have a movie about blogging addicts.
Lotus:
Sometimes I blog instead of sleeping or eating.
Phil:
You can probably blog and eat at the same time.
Now you just need to figure out how to blog and sleep.
Lotus:
With BLOG there is no need for eat and sleep, man.
All I can think about all day is my next blog.
Sometimes I blog with friends.
Phil:
I’m going to hire some Indian guys to blog for me.
Outsourcing is definitely the way to go.
Lotus:
Sometimes, after a long night of intense blogging, I wake up in strange places and can’t remember how I got there.
And lately, it seems like I have to blog more and more just to get the same feeling of accomplishment that one blog used to give me.
I just want to be able to feel like I’m good enough, without the blog, you know?
*cries into hands*
Phil:
Just wait until you start knocking over convenience stores to pay for your blogging habit.
Or just to give you something to blog about.
Lotus:
The other day, I started getting little kids to try blogging.
I figured, if they get hooked, I can host their blogs for a small fee….
Phil:
Just remember, the first blog is free…
Lotus:
Exactly, man, exactly!
Amanda:
yikes.
Lotus:
Just don’t use the same computer as someone else to blog.
Phil:
You’ll have to get a van with no windows to drive around in when you’re being a blog pusher.
Lotus:
I’ll need wireless internet.
Damnit.
Amanda:
I hate to be a blog party pooper, but I have to go to bed.
Phil:
Bed? What’s that?
Is that where you write your blog from?
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Angie H
HAHA! Three very funny people!
Maddy
Definitely addicted – I hope it’s not terminal?
Cheers
This is my calling card or link“Whittereronautism”until blogger comments get themselves sorted out.
justmylife
This is so funny. I am addicted to finding a better template, I search for hours on end!! Now with IE7 i can have tabs open that go on forever!!! My husband says I am CRAZY!!!
Liza's Eyeview
I too is a junkie – a blogging junkie. We need to start a recovery group..
Liza's Eyeview
Oh yeah, I forgot, I a “attended” one of those before – the bloggers anonymous. Check it out here:
http://lizas-eyeview.blogspot.com/2007/01/bloggers-anonymous.html
Liza's Eyeview
opsss… lin doesn’t work.
I’d put a link on my sidebar so visitors can see it when they come
(sorry, for 3 comments in a row. I’d do one at a time next time)
The Fat Housewife
You know you have a problem when you blog alone and hide it from the people who love you.
REENblack
LOL OMG I did a post about being addicted to blogging just a couple weeks ago. So sad and pathetic! But sooooo gooooood. Need more blog…
Mrs. Fussy Fussypants
Love it!
Sandy C.
I’m such a junkie…I immediately took the poll to see how addicted I am.
I’d like to join Liza’s recovery group— B.A. perhaps? -bloggers anonymous?
Beck
It said I’m 57% addicted to blogging, which anyone can tell is crap. Look how OFTEN I post!
Marylin
nice one
I’m surprised mine was that high, i need to get to the posting more than everything else though me thinks!
Veronica
Oh dear, I got 95% addicted. That’s bad right?
At least I am all out in the open about my addiction. The first step to fixing a problem is admitting you have one.
*shify eyes*
My blogging is not problematic! I swear!
imaginary sarah
See what happens when I let my husband take over our IM conversations? Phil is always good for a laugh. I should charge next time.
Sometimes I thread the highspeed Internet wires between my toes while I blog so that no one can see that I’m doing it.
Avery Gray
Oh my Gawd! It’s like you’re looking through a window into my soul!
I need help! I’m a blogging addict, too!!!
BlondeMomBlog (Jamie)
It’s bad when you compose blog posts in the car, in the shower, etc.
I mean not that I do that. Cough.
OHmommy
Movie? There’s a movie?
Need to see it after I write my next post.
Staker McStalkingson
OMG, I’m so with you. I farted today, on accident, and thought about ways I could blog about it. But, now I’m leaving it in your comment box so that’s good enough. I know you appreciate bodily functions!
XOXOX
witchypoo
@Staker McStalkingson: we must be blog soul mates. I farted just as I read your comment. See, now you have a layer to add to the fart blog.
A beautiful thing, innit?
Ignore the link to my stupid profile. my real blog is here
Sarcastic Mom (aka Lotus)
I loves me a good fart reference!
Don Mills Diva
I’m scared to do that test – I’m way too addicted. Hubby gets annoyed.
frog ponds rock...
mmmm.. I got 65% So I am definately not addicted..nope nope not me…and I didn’t post about this already no no not me at all..
cheers kim
Hydes Like Us
*shakes* yea, I love the blog too.
Mc(LAME)Stalkerson–
Really? REALLY? We’re making up fart jokes now to woo Lotus? C’mon honey. Let’s play fair.
-HH