I only teach him the most important things.
- At December 23, 2009
- By Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom
- In Humor, My Son, Parenting, Poop/Farts, Video
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And if you don’t think this is important, you wouldn’t fit in around here at all.
And I fart in your general direction.




Nikki
LMAO that is the best!!
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Lisa
LOL- we’re homeschoolers, and I figured out really early that kids like learning to spell “naughty” things. That’s adorable.
.-= Lisa´s last blog ..Kids Menus =-.
Tabitha
YES. This is the kind of thing I will use as an example when I start having kids. You know all the important things to teach an impressionable toddler. (No, but seriously. You’re pretty much my child-rearing idol, or something.)
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Kari C
This is exactly what the fun part of being a parent is all about, well then comes the part where you really get to mess with their heads…….that is the best!!!! He’s sooo cute and growing into such a sweet little boy!!
Jen
Well YEAH. That’s vital learnin’, there.
I totally said ‘I fart in your general direction’ to my husband last night while we played Wii Bowling. ha
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Tara R.
That’s real world learnin’! Is his father a k-nig-hit?
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lceel
“I fart in your direction” is generally followed (at least, in this house) by a lusty cry of “Dutch Oven” .. followed by “Oh my GAWD”, “I can’t Breathe”, and then lastly, “I’m going to kill you if you don’t stop doing that”.
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Zoeyjane
If there weren’t foam letters there, I’dve sworn he dropped an Fbomb. Because REALLY that’s the bath time vocab lesson he should be getting. Soap in your eye? Fuck! Flooded the bathroom? Fuck! Accidentally left a log in the bottom of the tub? Fuuuuuuuuck.
.-= Zoeyjane´s last blog ..On putting it all away =-.