Jack Bauer was right behind me naked, and it just fell in as I turned around, honey, I swear.
This morning, John blurted out, “Last night I dreamt that I got high.”
I was a bit amused that while I was lying next to him dreaming that we had gone on a date (because, folks, Dream-Time is the time where you do the stuff you never get to do in Real-Time, right? right.), he was dreaming about The Ganja.
“Uh, okaaaaay.”
“Well, I was somewhere, and someone was smoking pot right behind me, like, right on the other side of my back. And I was turning around, and I was taking a big breath in right as I was turning around, and I accidentally inhaled a bunch of smoke.”
I just looked at him, still mildly amused, waiting.
“And then I was walking away, and I exhaled, and a lot of smoke came out of my mouth.”
And he even acted it out, with hand gestures, to indicate a large mass of something exiting his main facial orifice.
And he grinned. It was definitely the Shit Eating type.
“So I got really high.”
Add in a little Shit Eating Laugh.
And then he just stood there, smiling this odd little smile.
“So, how do you feel about that? How did you feel about it in the dream?”
“Well, it was like, I was thinking… this is bad! But, I didn’t mean to, so it’s okay… but, um… this is bad!”
Hm. Yeah.
I wonder if I can, you know, get away with the same logic as applied to my dreams involving Kiefer Sutherland.
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Jientje
I love your logic. Makes perfect sense!
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Lindsay
A little doobage every once in awhile never hurt anyone. Go green!
lceel
“Jack Bauer was right behind me naked, and it just fell in as I turned around, honey, I swear.” Which is just fine as long as he doesn’t touch The RACK.
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Chris
You know, Vegas stole their slogan from Dreamworld…What happens in Dreamworld, well…you know.
A Lil' Irish Lass
Funny. I have that same dream about Jack Bauer most every night.
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perpstu
That sounds like perfect logic to me! Use it while you can.
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Elizabeth
Your Google ad is for a Marijuana Rehab facility in Malibu. Sheesh, judgemental much, Google? It’s just a little smokey smokey, and in a dream, no less!
And I agree with your commenter who said what happens in Dreamworld stays in Dreamworld. I never feel guilty about those illicit trysts I have in my dreams
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Indigo
There is a reason why men feel compelled to tell us all about their dreams and we stay ever so quiet…*winks* ours are far better on so many levels. (Hugs)Indigo
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Sarah @ BecomingSarah.com
That sounds fair to me! =) I apply that logic to some of my dreams lol.
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Special K
Logic schmogic! It happens to me ALL the time, I swear!
Marni
Haha!!
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Jenski
Getting high is one thing, but Jack Bauer? That is like comparing apples and oranges. I always figured any fantasy involving Jack Bauer is by default excusable.
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Fickle Feline
I just snorted hot barley soup through my nose. This is why I love you.
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Jean
Right now the google ad is for an electronic cigarette. lol These ads that go with the blog posts are funny. lol
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Talina
I say next week you tell him all about a dream where you accidentally sat on Kiefer’s lap… LOL
Too funny!
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That was my most favoritest title of a blog post. Ever.
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