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ROFL! I love it! Because deargod, do the math, people. Most women have faked it. And you (men) have “done” most women.

I’m not a great at quadratic equations but I do know fact, baby.

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I fucking love you bitches.

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The first time I had a genuine orgasm my husband felt it and was amazed. He’s now able to tell the difference between the real thing and the not-so-good episode. He’s learnt to live with the disappointing fact that he doesn’t always *do it* for me.

Nodded so much during this post I gotz me some whiplash and MPS is all ‘Whatcha reading?’ and I was all ‘um, nothin’

Cause I need him to make dinner. And I don’t want no tears and tantrums in my salad.

Just another things that guys ‘don’t get’. I prefer to leave them in the dark. Honestly.

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I read as far as; “Well. I . . . I’ve never had someone …. um …. not . . . before . . .” and my first thought was ‘liars’ so I cracked up laughing when I read your next line. I find it amazing that despite it being common knowledge that only a third of women can orgasm from sex alone, men think they’ve found a solid supply of just that third of women!

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if that’s what he wants to believe – so be it. I guess no harm done…right?

LOL! Oh, poor, silly men. They can be soooo stupid sometimes!

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It makes sense, though, right? When I was single, I’d fake an orgasm or two or dozen to get a guy to come back. Because I had such great self-esteem, of course. Which leaves all the guys thinking that cause an orgasm until the day they get married. Doesn’t that make sense?!

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I love when men actually believe that. It makes want to laugh at their stupidity dear sweet naivete

Men. They are all the same, aren’t they?

I have never faked it. Honestly. I’ve only had sex with my husband and we’ve been married 9 years. I’ve only not orgasmed 3 times and he sure as hell knew it because I get pissed if I don’t get one and I can’t hide that. And if let me I’d get them over and over but we have agreed to three unless he chooses to keep going, cuz sometimes it starts to hurt his limp junk.

After I made the immature mistake of asking how many women my husband had slept with…and he responded with “not nearly as many as you think”…and it was really MUCH, MUCH more than I would have ever imagined…

We no longer discuss his previous sex life. Ahem.

But just cause your wondering, it was “more than 30, less than 50″ AND HOLY HELL, DON’T ACT LIKE THAT ISN’T REALLY 49!

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The fact that women faked orgasm came as a HUGE surprise to my husband. “But WHYYYYY?” he said.

Because sometimes, we just want it to be over. Because sometimes, we’re thinking about that cute skirt at Target, getting to the bank, and what the hell we’re going to make for dinner tomorrow.
Because sometimes, if you don’t stop make THAT face, we will burst out laughing and ruin your moment.

Or, as I told him, “I don’t know why, honey. I’ve certainly never had to.”

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Poor, poor mens.

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Any woman who says they’ve never faked it is LYING.

I love that you think of it as a gift to his masculinity! That’s how I’m gonna think of it from now on.

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Men are so cute.

My husband believes that women do…he just doesn’t believe that his women do.

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That’s fantastic. I’ve ahem..protected my partners masculinity..by telling him that I have “different kinds” of orgasms so that if he doesn’t feel it the same way, he doesn’t get hurt and pouty(cause if I don’t, then clearly I didn’t enjoy it at all) and he’s only been with one other than me, so he has no idea.
I like the gift idea. Happy birthday, xmas, easter honey…I’ll let you keep your masculine assurance that you ALWAYS do it for me.

love it.

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Any body remember “When Harry Met Sally”?
nuff said.

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Apparently most men need to do “A woman’s body and how it really works 101″.
I totally would of burst his bubble cuz I am a bitch like that!

ROFL Oh poor men and their gullible natures!

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My partner knows, he just KNOWS if I do or don’t fake it. So there would be no point in hiding it or faking it. He won’t share his secret though…apparently there is a way to tell.

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Dude. Love you.
period.

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I LOVE IT!

I have NEVER faked it, and I will tell you why:

You fake it and they think they are doing something right when it might be VERY VERY WRONG. And you don’t want him doing the wrong stuff over and over thinking it’s right.

So no faking.

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Ladies, you are only harming yoursleves letting men believe they are pleasing you when they’re not. Especially if these are men you ever plan to sleep with again.

We call it “taking one for the team”….cause sometimes I just don’t want to put the energy into it that it would take to get off.

BUT I BLEW my husband’s mind a few years back when he asked who was the best I ever had. I paused too long in wondering if I should tell him the truth that he KNEW it wasn’t him.

Come on! The BEST? EVER? I married you, I do no one else BUT you, isn’t that enough?

Dammnit, men can get bitchy.

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Awesome post, too fun.
I’m quite firmly in the “don’t encourage poor performance” camp.
I thought I was “just one of those women who *couldn’t* climax during intercourse” until I found out that I *could*, with appropriate help.
One of the many reasons I love my man.
Plus, it takes so long for me, that we’re both fine with having times where I don’t – the multiples even things out over the long run, I figure.
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Peeing my pants. He really said that? Classic!

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Here’s my question. Why do we have to fake it? I IMMENSELY enjoy being touched etc. Why do I have to feel like I have to orgasm to make her feel like she’s done her job? Why does she feel inadequate if I just can’t get there? Why does she feel like a failure and in turn making me feel like I’m failure? Why can’t it be left at it was WONDERFUL. You hit every right spot and my god PLEASE do it again?

P.S. This is from a woman.

My husband and I had that conversation too. He asked me why women fake it. The proper answer is,”Because they weren’t you dear.”

And that’s the truth!

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