Let me introduce you to Kevin and Leroy.

LMAO … ever heard of fatback? Google it. Yum-o.

cajunvegan’s last blog post..It’s a New Dawn. It’s a New Day. It’s a New Life. And I’m Feelin’ Good.

Oh LOL!!

Jenty’s last blog post..I can now get on with my life
Twitter: jenty

hahahaha.

I just noticed that you look cold Otherwise … eh.. it’s all good

Dawn’s last blog post..Back Home

Aw, Lotus! I would caress your back fat and sing it songs of love.

Baby got back, and I like it. (Otherwise, I’d have to think about my own twins, Sonny and Tubbs. *shudder*)

imaginary sarah’s last blog post..Do you hear what I hear?

Hey, I have their twin brothers over here!! What do you think about that….I think we are related now or something!!

Alison’s last blog post..First Evah Contest!!

Aww, Kevin. You’re so cute and small. Lotus thinks you are ginormous, which is also pretty cute. You will probably die soon, Kevin, because I don’t imagine Lotus would put a picture of you on the internet if she didn’t mean to kill you very soon. Well, goodbye Kevin. It has been nice knowing you. We’ll see you again if Lotus makes another baby. Bye.

Kat’s last blog post..Little Earthquakes

[...] Original post by Sarcastic Mom [...]

Oy, on my third kid in three years…my Kevin and Leroy decided to invite over their cousins for this go ’round. SIGH.

At least I know I’m not alone…

Courtney’s last blog post..Things I Accomplished on Day One of 2008

You have goosebumps! Is it cold there?

Meh, fat. It was Christmas, we were supposed to shove things in our mouths (not like that, you have a dirty mind y’know?) and anyway, everyone needs the extra padding in winter. You should try wintering without it, it sucks bad.

Now I am sure I have some awesome, kick ass recipes for delicious food around here somewhere…

Veronica’s last blog post..A Refusal And A Story Of Terror

Hey, I just noticed you are over 200 readers! Congratulations!

Veronica’s last blog post..A Refusal And A Story Of Terror

Hey, I admire you for putting that picture up there. And while all back fat should be nuked, trust me yours is not that bad. Certainly nukeable in the near future…mine on the other hand, might be photographable next year if I magically develop an over abundance of will power.

lilacspecs’s last blog post..Fondue and P.U.

he he he. You are one game woman. No way in HELL my back fat is gunna end up on the internet. Unless there are very expensive shoes involved. Or a good nights sleep….

Kelley’s last blog post..Lets talk about toilets….

Ugh, I have my own Kevin and Leroy to get rid of, but no idea how to go about it. It’s kind of difficult to exercise without leaving the house (NO, I will NOT! It’s COLD out there!). As for dieting, I’ve tried to keep track of what I eat, but my memory is so bad, I’m lucky if I know what I’m currently chewing.

alala’s last blog post..oh please let’s have Christmas again!

Ah, I totally empathize Lotus. I have Bubba and Jim Bob on my back, too. I don’t know why people don’t warn you that pregnancy creates back fat. It sickens me. UGH. And, I love that you shared that with the class. Show and tell is for winners. Holding back is for losers. Now I feel like I must share mine on Haiku Friday.

Anglophile Football Fanatic’s last blog post..WW #18: Boys with Toys

I started going to Curves (www.curves.com) in December 2006. I say I started going there when I started seeing curves I didn’t want.

So I feel yer pain.

Curves rocks, by the way. (And no one is paying me to say that.)

Rebecca’s last blog post..Barkalarm

Hmm, that looks awfully familiar… Fortunately, today’s the day that my eating habits get back on track (yogurt with fruit for breakfast instead of bacon and eggs, etc.), so I’m hoping to, ahem, unroll soon.

Average Jane’s last blog post..Average Jane Goes Back to Work

You are a brave woman. Good for you. Good luck in 2008.

Sandy’s last blog post..The New Year

Fucking Kevin. He always shows up just when you least expect him.

And don’t even get me started on Leroy.

Jenny’s last blog post..New Years Eve

I love some of the names here.

What I really want to know is how the hell did you take that picture?

Because I have quadruplets over here.

Ree’s last blog post..Okay, Much More Positive Now

Those twins are trouble, that’s for sure. Their more evil twins live here with me, though.

At least you can still say you’re trying to lose baby weight and people will believe you. When I try that, the person I’m talking to just looks at my 12-year-old “baby” and then looks back at me in amazement.

Melisa’s last blog post..Here’s a Multiple Choice Quiz For You…

Leroy and Kevin…meet Dennis and Mel.

Hydes

Hydes Like Us’s last blog post..Weekly Winners

Coming out of lurkerville to tell you I can’t believe your awesomeness for posting that picture. (Bows in awe.)

zdoodlebub’s last blog post..Don’t Let the Door Hit You Where the Good Lord Split You

You are not alone in the whole I lost weight only to gain it and more back! I did the same thing. I hope to get back on track with the diet and exercise thing, yeah right. Its a goal, right? 30 pounds to go! You are BRAVE to show us pictures, I am not so brave and never will be! Well, maybe when I lose 30 pounds, I will share a picture of my stomach with the world.HA!

justmylife’s last blog post..I’m back….

You are so freakin funny! I laughed outloud so hard!!

My dear Lotus,

I can sympathize. Yes. I can. But my problem isn’t so much the twins (yes, men have them, too) as it is their ‘big brother’ who lives around front and stands between me and my shoes, which I haven’t seen while standing straight up since before Clinton was President. However, I am going to London, England, at the end of March and Big Brother is going to be twenty pounds lighter (and therefore, smaller) by then ‘Or Else’. And we all know what ‘Or Else’ implies, when spoken by ‘The Man Of The House’.

Lou Lohman’s last blog post..Jan 2, oh eight
Twitter: lceel

You rock!!

rachel’s last blog post..The Parenting Meme from Hell

Listen Bitch (said with the utmost love and respect, yo), I wish my effin’ back fat looked like that. Geez Louise!

I actually think it’s cute. I’d cuddle.

Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday

At least you don’t have what sailors call a titty do.
That’s when your belly sticks out farther than your titty do.

witchypoo’s last blog post..Contest time!

Where did you get that picture of me?? Girrrl, we’re all going through it. But I’ve purchased some Dove Energy Glow… cause, as I like to see it, fat always looks better tan

The Autumn Dahlia’s last blog post..Happy New Year

So glad it’s not just me….but I swear, they’re outta here by May!!!

Badness Jones’s last blog post..….but it’s not a resolution….

*laugh* Great new year resolution! you really need to get rid of the extra ‘wings’ that is way too low to give you a flight. *wink*

Happy New Year!!!

Angeline’s last blog post..Back to School

I keep thinking you’ve jumped the shark and yet, you come back around again and there you are, ready to jump it again.

Bravo lady!

Sleeping Mommy’s last blog post..2008 WILL be happy damn it. OR ELSE.

Kevin and Leroy’s twins are on ME, too. We few, we happy few.

Beck’s last blog post..Sliding

My back is the same only bigger. You’re cool for posting the pic. Let’s kill the back fat together! LOL

Tiffani’s last blog post..Auld Lang Syne

I think both Kevin and Leroy are okay. They are not that bad. The camera is exaggerating.

Thanks for sharing … now I know what their names are. I think we all have the bad twins on us. Even when they are not showing themselves, they are there alright …

Andie Summerkiss’s last blog post..The Aftermath

Leroy and Kevin’s first cousins Lamar and Keith are visiting me…I’d love for it to be temporary..but they have been hanging around WAY too long.

MP’s last blog post..Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! Am I the only one who thought that the 365 website was going to be a 365 degree view of Lotus?

I’m debating whether this picture is in the same league as my naked chippendales picture and I’ve decided that your are a Brave New Girl, far braver than I, for posting so honestly. Your description of finding Kevin is fah-huh-king hysterical. Your battle with kevin and leroy is winnable, my battle with stray hairs that are cropping up on my back seems a losing battle. You’re still FH to me though …always will be

Bill’s last blog post..3 Memes and a 4-Pack of Bartles & Jaymes Wine Coolers

I have no sympathy for your twins as I HAVE A FREAKIN’ LITTER BACK THERE!!!

Tasina’s last blog post..Blogging 2007 Style

Hi Kevin and Leroy! Maybe some day you can come have a play date with my twins Frick and Frack, and their big, big sister Bertha. Then all 7 of us can have some mexican food!

Kim’s last blog post..Welcome back to Work . . love, 2008

Aw, Lotus, how could any man resist clinging to that gorgeous backside of yours?

I think you should alert John to your new male admirers, and maybe he’ll give you an intense back massage. Hey, maybe they’ll rub off? Kevin and Leroy look pretty puny to me. I think they’ll give up the fight easily.

I refuse to assume familiarity with my unwelcome backside dwellers. It could be the stray dog effect, once you acknowledge and feed them, they never go away.

Happy New Year!

Uh…I have one of those two…well, two actually. One on either side. I had twins *lol*

That’s why one of my resolutions is the whole ‘healthier’ thing. HEre’s to hoping it works!!

SadieCass’s last blog post..Welcome!!
Twitter: sadiecass

First, props for posting…..I can barely stand my own face in a photo, nevermind my nasty stretched marked backside. Second, didn’t you know muffin tops are the most scrumptious things ever? What? That’s what I tell hubby as mine keeps growing

Momisodes’s last blog post..The World On My Feet + A Few Painted Piggies

dudette, seriously, i was going to say ROFLMAO … and i realized how cool it would be if i really COULD laugh my ass off…and away.

otherwise, i’ve suddenly become the hostess for fred and ethel. what is THAT about????

monday, jan. 7 is my target date for cleaning up my act (and back fat). i’m on vacation until then, and it would be no no no fun to do it now.

but then, the fat ass that just WON’T laugh itself away is back in the pool.

janet’s last blog post..It’s great to be in 2008
Twitter: planetofjanet

Dude. You are the bravest.

Oh, The Joys’s last blog post..I’ve Got Two Strong Arms

You’re hilarious!
If I had thought I had seen it all, you introduced me to those two, LOL!

Jientje’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday, why not?

I’m totally framing that picture. Or maybe I’ll just make it my desktop picture.

Angel’s last blog post..“I said, give me the goddamn epidural!”

I have Pierre and John-Luc. Also I contend with Carlito and Jose…my ass saddlebacks.

Jennifer’s last blog post..How I’m Using Materialism to Self-Medicate

Bringin sexy back….

I’ve been debating on whether or not to share my front and side, full length views of my self (in shorts and a sports bra, of course) from shortly after I had Aidan, to now.

I wanted to visually document my weight loss progress. I’ve gone from looking 6 months pregnant to looking like I’ve just started showing pregnant.

I only have 20 lbs to go to reach my desired weight; 10 to my pre-baby weight.

Keep on trucking sister. Maybe we could arrange a get-together eventually. We live about 3 hours away. Both The Tattooed Mama and I live in the same town (and funny, I’ve never met her, even though I’ve offered). Maybe we could all meet up!!

A Jill of All Trades’s last blog post..The cat in the house.

A couple of their cousins have set up residence on my back too!
Waving at you from New York,
Frances

Frances’s last blog post..from a new years day photostroll

I am laughing so hard I. CANNOT. BREATHE.

Oh yes – your year is only going to go up from this point. Love it.

Karen’s last blog post..Saving Money On Ink Cartridges

Having had my own set(s) of backfat twins(quadruplets, sextuplets) riding around on me most of my life, and squawling like a stuck pig about them for most of that time, on my 40th birthday, I finally declared, “Fuck it! They’re part of me. I refuse to feel bad about something God so apparently wants to be a part of who I am!”

There are many advantages of being 40+, the biggest of which, for me so far, has been the ability to unapologetically fly the bird at the world and those in it who would like to try and make me feel bad about myself.

And besides, I still have an hourglass figure – it’s just squishier than most think it should be. Fuck them, and the opinions they rode in on, I say.

So, as for Kevin and Leroy – if they bother YOU – get rid of them. But if they only bother you because you THINK they should bother you – then let me save you a decade plus of drama and tell you we love you with or without K & L. Fo’ real.

Suzanne’s last blog post..Happier New Year Each Year

Oh how I wish Kevin did not look so familiar!

Don Mills Diva’s last blog post..Scientifically speaking, he’s a miracle

I’m new here, but I have to say that the fact that you posted Kevin’s picture makes me love you just a little bit.

Shelly’s last blog post..Cold & Babies

You are so much braver than I am! No way could I post a picture. I haven’t even given The Thighs (my sisters and I all have them) names yet, on the same principle as I use with stray cats: if I name them, they might decide to stay. Anyone as gutsy as you, though, could just scare them away and make them somehow happy about it…so I’m sure Kevin and Leroy will be packing their bags very soon!

MommyTime’s last blog post..Is there a Type Z personality? And how did I end up with one?

I sure hope Kevin and LeRoy understands the finger.

peppylady’s last blog post..Head or Tail (Resolutions)

Hey there Kevin and Leroy, I’m Cletus, and this is ma fam’ly, Bobby-Jo, Yewgene, Buddy and ma wife, Sassy, over there on the left is ma brother, Dwight and his fam’ly, Karen, Sharon, Betty and his wife Sue-Ann. It’s shore nice to meet ya’all. Is ya’all up for some Bar-B Cue next Sat’dy? We’s all meetin’ down by the fishin’ hole round ten, y’all are welcome ta join us……..

Yes, I do believe maybe it’s time for a family reunion?

Lotus: how are you at party planning??

Melisa’s last blog post..Shameless Plug

Lotus,

Thanks for the laugh. Need some company on the ‘lets banish kevin and leroy train’? Cause i’ll join up i’m being a bit realistic about my goal though since i live in the goregous(horendously wet) pacific northwest. I have until june 1st to lose ‘em or else! though i must say lately i’ve found i’m packing around bessie in front too- to the point that our pediatrician thought i was having another baby. *hides face in shame* well i’m off to find some ‘healthy” snack at midnight

Mackenzie’s Momma’s last blog post..My new years resolutions

Those twins are vicious.

Kill them.

(But I love you for writing this)

~JJ!’s last blog post..Memory Box

[...] To get rid of Mel and Dennis: see Leroy and Kevin. [...]

I don’t have a kevin and leroy to blame. So McDonald’s and Papa Gino’s are gonna have to take the blame! It’s not a news years resolution (otherwise it would fail!), but is a goal for me this year to lose weight!

Wendy’s last blog post..Reducing your stash? Let me help!

[...] Marks Wendy on Let me introduce you to Kevin and Leroy.13 Blog-olutions. « Hydes Like Us on Let me introduce you to Kevin and Leroy.~JJ! on Let me [...]

Holy crap, I just spewed diet coke all over my desk. *gives Kevin and Leroy the finger for inducing such a mess.*

Kimberly’s last blog post..Resolved: 2008 edition

Hello Kevin, nice to meet you. Is Leroy camera shy? Oh yeah I’m giving them both the finger.

I must have adopted their long lost cousins… *sigh*

(the comments on this are so funny too!)

Blessings,
K

Karla ~ Looking Towards Heaven’s last blog post..If loving these is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right

Naming the rolls….I am not sure that is a good thing silly one.

Penelope Anne’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen Volume 14: Goals for 2008

OMG! I swear you crack me up on a daily basis!! Posting that pic – girl you have got some, uh, well, bigguns my friend. Brave soul, I salute you. Best of luck with the eviction!
D

Dawn’s last blog post..Unwritten

Jeebus christ you’re popular. You AND your back fat.

Hahahaha. Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

VDog’s last blog post..Just A Reminder…
Twitter: VDog

Wow! I admire your guts to have a permanent reminder of those lovable rolls. I can’t even look at mine… somehow, if I don’t look at them, then they are not really there….

MarysMom’s last blog post..It’s My First Baby’s Birthday Today

How did I miss out on the naming the back fat party? Looks like you and AFF took the good names. Maybe mine are Frank and Fred and I would love to kick their butts too!

Lisa’s Chaos’s last blog post..skyrockets at night

*LOL* I just found that I have the two similar guys on my back. Their names are Fred and George. Hopefully we can successfully get rid of them together!

Hecticmom Undone’s last blog post..Rain Storm Damage Pictures

[...] Kevin & Leroy? [...]

[...] the DVD player brings about ARMAGEDDON.  After much wailing and gnashing of teeth, I decided that Kevin & Leroy are a serious enough issue for me to go through [...]

I have those, too!! I signed on to have kids, not back fat. WTH?!

Deb (Missives From Suburbia)’s last blog post..Love or Fear?

[...] Now, go vote for me in some of those categories on the right sidebar.  Not because I’m threatening you or anything, but because you honestly think I’m funny, like my parenting tidbits, dig my photography, and find me to be a hot mommy.  Even though I have a muffin-top and backfat. [...]

[...] Kevin & Leroy are still touching me innapropriately. Hi. This is my [...]

[...] WAIT. NONE OF THESE FIT ME ANYMORE.  Thanks, Kevin&Leroy and [...]

[...] loved the honesty of Beth Grigg making a Wild-Ass Guess Regarding 2008; Sarcastic Mom wants to lose Kevin and Leroy, the two rolls of back fat that have attached themselves to her (seriously, follow the link – there [...]

[...] You can also meet Sarcastic Mom’s “friends” Kevin and Leroy here. [...]

[...] But be careful.  One too many of these contributed to Kevin & Leroy. [...]

[...] I’m sure some of you recall when I shared Kevin & Leroy with [...]

[...] bitch now?  Have you counted your fat rolls lately?  Have you MEASURED them?  I think Kevin & Leroy are actually bigger than your entire head by now.  You = Loser.  You, officially, get a FAIL on [...]