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		<title>By: Parker</title>
		<link>http://sarcasticmom.com/lunch-with-uncle-randy-no-farting/#comment-48230</link>
		<dc:creator>Parker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 04:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All children act like angels around other people.  It is a conspiracy, and it doesn&#039;t end with the toddler years.  This allows them to turn the tables on us as they get older.  &quot;Grandma, mom is so mean.  She yelled at me and grounded me and I didn&#039;t do ANYTHING&quot;.  Don&#039;t even bother trying to explain.  You will only hear, &quot;he never acts up at my house.  You just have to know how to handle him.  I&#039;ll be there in 20 minutes to get that boy.  He just needs some time with Grandma......&quot;

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Parkers last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://likeorirk.blogspot.com/2008/11/twilight-series-love-it.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;The Twilight Series - Love It&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All children act like angels around other people.  It is a conspiracy, and it doesn&#8217;t end with the toddler years.  This allows them to turn the tables on us as they get older.  &#8220;Grandma, mom is so mean.  She yelled at me and grounded me and I didn&#8217;t do ANYTHING&#8221;.  Don&#8217;t even bother trying to explain.  You will only hear, &#8220;he never acts up at my house.  You just have to know how to handle him.  I&#8217;ll be there in 20 minutes to get that boy.  He just needs some time with Grandma&#8230;&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p><abbr><em>Parkers last blog post..<a href="http://likeorirk.blogspot.com/2008/11/twilight-series-love-it.html" rel="nofollow">The Twilight Series &#8211; Love It</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Ashley</title>
		<link>http://sarcasticmom.com/lunch-with-uncle-randy-no-farting/#comment-48187</link>
		<dc:creator>Ashley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 18:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That post was the funniest thing I have ever read!  I almost passed out from trying not to laugh out loud hysterically.  I normally love to laugh loudly but I fear my boss may fire me for reading the &quot;farter&quot; story instead of doing my real job on company time.  

I also can completely relate.  Whenever my 2 year old daughter hears a sound resembling a toot she asked if I &quot;pooped.&quot;  It has not happened but my biggest fear at the moment is her asking me that in public. 

Thank you for the laughs. I love your blog.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That post was the funniest thing I have ever read!  I almost passed out from trying not to laugh out loud hysterically.  I normally love to laugh loudly but I fear my boss may fire me for reading the &#8220;farter&#8221; story instead of doing my real job on company time.  </p>
<p>I also can completely relate.  Whenever my 2 year old daughter hears a sound resembling a toot she asked if I &#8220;pooped.&#8221;  It has not happened but my biggest fear at the moment is her asking me that in public. </p>
<p>Thank you for the laughs. I love your blog.</p>
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		<title>By: A Jill of All Trades</title>
		<link>http://sarcasticmom.com/lunch-with-uncle-randy-no-farting/#comment-48013</link>
		<dc:creator>A Jill of All Trades</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ACTUALLY!!!!

If you had laughed so hard that you shit when you farted, you technically Sharted!!

Yeah, I love how they turn on the charm for others. Aidan does it for a very short time, then he&#039;s on to shoing off his mean side. The second day my friend brought her baby over (who is almost one), he was pushing her and throwing big toys towards her.

We had to do time out for the first time. Surprisingly it worked.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;A Jill of All Tradess last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://ajillofalltrades.wordpress.com/2008/11/11/adopting-a-baby-and-growing-up-adopted/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Adopting a baby and growing up adopted.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ACTUALLY!!!!</p>
<p>If you had laughed so hard that you shit when you farted, you technically Sharted!!</p>
<p>Yeah, I love how they turn on the charm for others. Aidan does it for a very short time, then he&#8217;s on to shoing off his mean side. The second day my friend brought her baby over (who is almost one), he was pushing her and throwing big toys towards her.</p>
<p>We had to do time out for the first time. Surprisingly it worked.</p>
<p><abbr><em>A Jill of All Tradess last blog post..<a href="http://ajillofalltrades.wordpress.com/2008/11/11/adopting-a-baby-and-growing-up-adopted/" rel="nofollow">Adopting a baby and growing up adopted.</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: imaginary binky</title>
		<link>http://sarcasticmom.com/lunch-with-uncle-randy-no-farting/#comment-47981</link>
		<dc:creator>imaginary binky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I knew a felt a shift in Earth&#039;s axis.  It must have been when Braden was behaving at a restaurant.  Woo!

I&#039;ll have you know that John and you were on my mind when I was cruising the highways of San Antonio in the last month.  The reason?  Randy Carroll and KJ97 signs posted all over the dad-gum place.  Hahaha.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;imaginary binkys last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/imaginarybinky/~3/450401136/youll-shoot-your-eye-out.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;You&#039;ll shoot your eye out&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I knew a felt a shift in Earth&#8217;s axis.  It must have been when Braden was behaving at a restaurant.  Woo!</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll have you know that John and you were on my mind when I was cruising the highways of San Antonio in the last month.  The reason?  Randy Carroll and KJ97 signs posted all over the dad-gum place.  Hahaha.</p>
<p><abbr><em>imaginary binkys last blog post..<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/imaginarybinky/~3/450401136/youll-shoot-your-eye-out.html" rel="nofollow">You&#8217;ll shoot your eye out</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Keely</title>
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		<dc:creator>Keely</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 04:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ha! I&#039;m laughing because people outside our household also think that our little one is this sweet, shy little thing. She&#039;s sweet - most of the time - but she&#039;s definitely not shy. There&#039;s a reason I dressed her up as a monster for Halloween. But she&#039;s darling, really. 

Also, I think I&#039;m going to start yelling &quot;FARTER&quot; when need be.  :)

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Keelys last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://inevitablykeely.blogspot.com/2008/11/keith-olbermann-speaks-out-on-prop-8.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Keith Olbermann Speaks Out On Prop 8&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha! I&#8217;m laughing because people outside our household also think that our little one is this sweet, shy little thing. She&#8217;s sweet &#8211; most of the time &#8211; but she&#8217;s definitely not shy. There&#8217;s a reason I dressed her up as a monster for Halloween. But she&#8217;s darling, really. </p>
<p>Also, I think I&#8217;m going to start yelling &#8220;FARTER&#8221; when need be.  <img src='http://sarcasticmom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><abbr><em>Keelys last blog post..<a href="http://inevitablykeely.blogspot.com/2008/11/keith-olbermann-speaks-out-on-prop-8.html" rel="nofollow">Keith Olbermann Speaks Out On Prop 8</a></em></abbr></p>
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