Sarcastic Mom

Going to be doing some stuff and thingies this week, in different places and locations. Heh.
So, busy busy busy, go go go, this that and the other = I’ll be Away From Keyboard a LOT.

To keep all of You Wonderful People entertained and amused, I’ll be slinking a little away from Lazy Douchedom again this week by FINALLY answering more of the questions you asked forever ago!

Then, later, I’ll also be asking YOU some questions. So get ready, my pretties.

Previous Posts Containing Answers:
Answers to “food-based” questions
Second installment of answers

Today’s Installment:

Dawn asked: “If you could snap your fingers and change one part of your body, what would it be?”

Well, if you had asked me that as a child, my IMMEDIATE response would have been,”My ears.”  I got made fun of A LOT for my ears.

Being called “Dumbo” was not unheard of.

Bastards.

A year ago, I’d have asked for someone to zap my Muffin-op away.

But bah.  I’m pregnant now, so the Muffin-Top is just providing the rounded-out icing on top of my bulbous cake of a belly.  Yay and shi.

What I’d really like is thinner, smoother thighs.  The junk in my trunk I can handle, but I HATES DEM OLE JELLY LEGS.

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Kat asked: “What do you want to be when you grow up (you know, figuratively speaking, who wants to grow up anyway!)”

When I was a little kid (yes, I’m going to start off that way again) I wanted to be an astronaut.  AND a ballerina.  Yes, at the same time.  And, uh, I TOTALLY could have done either or both, but I changed my mind.  So there.

Years ago, I thought I wanted to be a research psychologist and professor.  I burned out on that idea in Grad School.  Oh, Grad School, how I look back at you with much fear and loathing.

Nowadays, I’m focusing more on how I can make today and tomorrow better for my family and myself, and less on “when I’m all grown up.”  And busy learning that might be the best thing for me mentally.  And maybe partly because of my tendency to be in denial about my aging in the first place.

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Katie Ann asked: “What made you choose a chihuahua?”

Honestly?  I HAVE NO IDEA.  I have always thought Chihuahuas are HORRIBLE little pests of dogs!  That they are annoying and really begging to be kicked across the room at any given moment.

And you know what?  I WAS RIGHT.

Heh.  Okay, the little jerk IS cute.  And sometimes he doesn’t suck.

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Veronica asked: “When are you going to fly over and visit me?”

Tomorrow, Honey.  Better get your ass to the airport and pick me up. With chocolates in hand.

I WISH!  *muah*

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Marylin asked: “Hmm, where and what would you do in your dream holiday?”

Anywhere I can Sleep.  Sleep.  Sleeeeep.  SleeeeeEEEP.  SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

And have wine.  Chocolate.  Cheese.

Then more sleep.

See?  I’m easy.

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That’s it for today!  Stay tuned for more… and be ready to answer my questions, too.