New Name for Your Fun-Time Box
Lotus has done it. (Hello, Kevin & Leroy!)
Avitable has done it. (Hello, Hairy McButtcrack!)
Many more of you have done it.
I’ve even done it.
We talk about our bodies.
But I don’t think you’ve ever talked about your body the way I’m gonna embarrass talk about myself.
I’m shamelessly talking about that extra padding.
That extra layer of softness.
Protection from the elements that keeps my down there area safe.
My gunt.
My gut cunt.
*gasp* The c-word!
Don’t be afraid of the c-word. Take it. Keep it. Love it. Make it your own.
It’s yours now – put it in your pocket and use it at least one time today.
Back to my gunt.
How did it get there? Did the magic Pussy Fairy drop it in my lap, push it on down, and have it settle right under my pubes?
No, I ate too much Taco Bell, birthed two girls in 18 months, and sat on my lazy ass for the last umpteen years.
Do that, and you, too, can have your own gunt!
Call it what you will: fat pad, lower belly, upper pussy – you now have a new name for the top of your fun-time box.
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Angie is the rockin’ author of A Whole Lot of Nothing, a blog about everything. Quite the enigma, she classifies herself as a lazy perfectionist, yet she started an awesome online store, a personal blog, and a review blog all while staying home with her two young girls. She’s now adding masochist to her descriptors as well as failed housewife. Angie wrote this herself because writing in the 3rd person is SO self-absorbed, and she’s all about herself and shamelss self-promotion. Now leave a comment for her fragile self-worth – validation is important to women.
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Stassja
Hahaha. The most common term I’ve heard is FUPA, Fat Upper Pubic Area. Or maybe Pussy Area. Either way. And it’s fun to say! FUPA!
I have a tiny one now. Fucking c-section! I’m too young to have fupa! (22)
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Sarah
OH MY GOD! I about spit out my water on myself with this post.
I feel the need to say that I might have expected this from Lotus, but from Ang? Never. Seriously.
I love my friends … and their gunts.
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nagdalie
oh wow! that is something! something funny! thanks for making me laugh! (not at you…with you.) (you were laughing, right?) (crap, sorry.)
Loralee
All my photos from high school and college were lost in a flood.
NOW when internet people don’t believe that I weighed 300 lbs I am simply going to direct them to this post and say, “Yeah. See that girl in the striped shirt? TOTALLY ME, yo!”
P.S. “Gunt” should be on a tshirt. You could make millions.
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Gabriel
This was just too much!!! I loved it, very irreverent, yet extremely funny!
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fred or is it bob
first guest writer I read where I wasn’t like “Its alright but he\she is no Lotus.” This might actually be the first I read all the way through. Nice to see you have embraced the Lotus essence that makes her so loved.
You two would make a bad ass tag team.
Thanks for the laugh.
Zoeyjane
Oh. Mah. Hooters.
Seriously? No. You don’t have one.
Since you’re so smaht, Angie, I’m gonna need to know what the male equivalent is called, since Cunt just doesn’t work.
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Kelley
HOLY SHIT!
You said that word.
I am totally washing your mouth out with soap. That is if I had any. Boo ate it all.
And you KNOW I am telling the truth about that. At least the toilet bowl will be clean.
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Vic
Look Angie, I told you not to use that pic of me for your first pic. How could you?!
Allie
Um…
Spoiled Mommy
Oh my goodness, I laughed so freakin much reading this…dont know if I was supposed to but maybe its because I know EXACTLY what she is talking about!
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Avitable
Bravo! You made me actually laugh out loud.
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Lynette
Hot tea coming out your nose HURTS! But damn was that funny.
Now, excuse me as I call out sick so that I can hit the gym ALL DAY LONG..
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Indigo
Cross my heart, I hope I never get one of THOSE. Holy mother of…that was hilarious. (Hugs)Indigo
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Colleen - Mommy Always Wins
HA! Gunt. I wonder if you could hide that by wearing shants. But then your cankles would show.
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Sticky
hahahahaha
That was SO funny,
comments are almost funnier!
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Maggie's Mind
That is so very wrong, but so very funny.
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perpstu
Whew! I nearly spit diet coke all over the screen! Excuse me while I run and do eleventy billion sit ups!
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Xbox4NappyRash
I feel dizzy
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Special K
I am sitting her LMAO! Did you know it has an official name though? A pannus! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pannus
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the planet of janet
i seriously just spewed diet dr pepper all over my monitor.
you should WARN a person before you post photos like that!!!
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Jessica
LOL I’m glad to know some one else has one of those! I blame the kids LOL!
SECRET AGENT MAMA
FUPA, GUNT, Whatever-whatever,it’s all wrong!
Karen
While Ido look like the woman in the strped shirt, I hope I NEVER get to the point of looking like the one sitting on the bench. OH MY GAWD! that is nasty~!
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melissa
here we call it a fupa. but i’m DYING…laughing so hard!!!
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Tranny Head
I want you to know I call it the fupa, too. Real women have fupa.
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Missives From Suburbia
LOL! I just used gunt the other day in a post!! But it wasn’t this funny!
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Anissa@hope4peyton
I would so appreciate it if you’d quit following me around with a camera ALREADY! JEEEZ, I got feelings too, ya know.
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imaginary binky
HAHAHA! I had no idea this area had a name. I would rather deny its existence. Fupa? Pannus? Gunt? Let’s call the whole thing off. Or chop it off with a panniculectomy.
Also, I’m going to ignore the existence of fred or is it bob. That’s low, dude.
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amysprite
That was simultaneously the funniest and most disgusting post I’ve read in awhile. And I am laughing my ass off. But I wish I was laughing my gunt off… damned lily-white, northern european, prone to stretchmarks skin that has been ravaged by time, babies, and overeating.
But I feel a lot better about it after that shocking first photo! ;^)
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Avery Nelson
i used to buy those expensive fat pads on malls.’~’
Eli Ally
i am looking for cheap fat pads, can someone tell me a store that sells them cheap?,’:
Lexie Wilkinson
i am looking for cheap fat pads, can someone tell me a store that sells them cheap?-:;
Kylie Sanchez
my niece sometimes uses Fat Pads ,`’