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  • I once had a dream that my husband and Scott Baio were a serial killing team that went by one name. Mr… Something or other.

    That has nothing to do with your dream, but you’re not alone.

    In that or the diet sabotage thing.

    Betseys last blog post..Ousting Hobos From The Back Alley Party Zone

    May 20, 2009
  • You must avoid eating peanut butter in the middle of the night. To chewy and when yougo back to sleep, your mouth is all “Hmm, chewy peanut butter” and your brain is all “Dreeaaming…WTF was thet, peanut butter?” Confuses your dream mojo with its sticky goodness. Then the wires get crossed and short circuit.
    Just a theory.

    ‘cuz I’m the mommy, that’s why!s last blog post..God’s Children

    May 20, 2009
  • Oh man, that was my night a couple days ago. Been trying to lose weight for, well, ever and I got up and ate a piece of chocolate(cause midnight snacks don’t count right? RIGHT?!?) and later that night I dreamed about my daughter and her (horrible IRL) school. And like, they were doing all this stuff to her and treating her like she was retarded, which made me mad, but then, I found out the drilled a hole in her head with like a drill press with no anesthesia and put in a hearing aid cause they thought she couldn’t hear since she didn’t follow directions(as apposed to just being a 7 year old) I woke up furious and sad and sick to my stomach, just typing it makes me nauseated again. Maybe it’s our brain punishing us for our late night sneaks?
    Oh, and I never know/remember what I say when I give fantastic advice and speeches in dreams.

    Jessicas last blog post..Happy Mothers Day

    May 20, 2009
  • The other night I had a dream that my city was being bombed… that was some weird shit. Maybe it was something in the stars making us have crazy dreams?

    Marylins last blog post..He’s back! He’s gone again… /sigh

    May 20, 2009
  • I know FOR A FACT that this will not help your mental state right now, but you might want to track that homie down. He might in fact be dead.

    I KNOW. I’m SORRY. But dreams freak me the fuck out.

    But I do love you long time.

    Misss last blog post..If Ordinary equals Awesome

    May 20, 2009
  • You know it is possible to be impregnated by two different men at the same time, right. I mean, the chances are like, one in a gazillion or something, but whatever. Kenneth could TOTALLY be your twin. Hey, I’m just sayin’.

    May 20, 2009
  • Dude, that is some effed up dream.

    I too wake in the middle of the night cramming not so healthy food into my face. Luckily it hasn’t hindered the weight loss this time.

    Domestic Extraordinaires last blog post..Giggles circa 1980something

    May 20, 2009
  • jill

    I hate freak ass dreams like that. and the stupid fridge calling to you in hte middle of the night. should be outlawed.

    jills last blog post..To trophy or not to trophy?

    May 20, 2009
  • Amanda

    Yikes. I’m glad to know I’m not the only person who has crazy ass dreams like that.

    Try dreaming that you saved a baby that fell from a crashing airplane – because the news broadcasted a video of said falling baby and issued an advisory to be on alert for it as if it were a hailstorm or something.

    And then, the baby was a plastic baby like the kind you’d find in a king cake – but you did not find this in the least bit odd. You took the baby to the hospital, where it was brought to life, and you were renowned as a national hero.

    Meh. At least my story had a happy ending, though. I’m sure Kenneth is alright, but maybe you should look him up just in case.

    May 20, 2009
  • Amanda

    Yikes. I’m glad to know I’m not the only person who has crazy ass dreams like that.

    Try dreaming that you saved a baby that fell from a crashing airplane – because the news broadcasted a video of said falling baby and issued an advisory to be on alert for it as if it were a hailstorm or something.

    And then, the baby was a plastic baby like the kind you’d find in a king cake – but you did not find this in the least bit odd. You took the baby to the hospital, where it was brought to life, and you were renowned as a national hero.

    Meh. At least my story had a happy ending, though. I’m sure Kenneth is alright, but maybe you should look him up just in case.

    May 20, 2009
  • Kat

    Dude. I never crave peanut butter UNLESS I’m on a diet. WTF?

    Loved the dream. It read very much like the long-weird-involved dreams go. So sorry about Kenneth. Hope you remember what you said.

    I write in my dreams sometimes and it’s freaking AMAZING, and I try to wake up, but can’t. Suck.

    Kats last blog post..Crafternoon

    May 21, 2009
  • I’m so glad I am not the only one who has incredibly detailed crazy convoluted long dreams. If I was funnier I would write some of them down. Maybe I’ll try anyhow and just see how it turns out.

    BTW, haven’t been here in a little bit and I love your new look!

    Rachaels last blog post..The Fates Have Spoken: Were Your Faves Renewed?

    May 21, 2009
  • Silly Momma

    I agree with Rachael. Love the new look and am so glad to read this post. I have missed you. I too have had weird, nightmarish dreams for the last 2 nights. Vivid! Freakish! Maybe it is some kind of weird “in the stars” thing(per Marilyn). Amazed to see how many of you suffer with sugar/snack calls in the middle of the night! How does my husband not do it? Anyone know of any men that do this? Or is this another curse soley for us women?

    May 21, 2009
  • Yeah, I’d say don’t eat peanut butter at 3am.

    Veronicas last blog post..How to tell if you’re getting Mastitis.

    May 21, 2009
  • Amo

    To think, I only tweet in my sleep.

    Amos last blog post..It’s kind of like own a pit bull, but without the ability to tie them in the yard.

    May 21, 2009
  • Next time, grab the nutella instead. ;)

    x~A

    Athenas last blog post..Site Graphics

    May 21, 2009
  • You crazy, lady. Oh, and by the way, may I say I REALLY like that shot of you in the black halter top? Yeow-zah.

    lceels last blog post..Fore!

    May 21, 2009
  • Yep, probably a good idea to nix the PB from your early morning hours…
    You are too funny!
    P.S. I love the new look of the site! LOVE it!

    Missys last blog post..Hair debate and other mumblings…

    May 21, 2009
  • Lu

    Dude. Poor Kenneth. Not cool terrorist guy, not cool.
    Maybe Kenneth *is* your diet and the terrorist *is* the peanut butter. Just a thought.

    May 21, 2009
  • Dude. Blogpostese is the best language ever. You are a misunderstood genius, you.

    Also, the diet sabotage? Been doing that for years. Which would explain my current fat ass.

    Elisas last blog post..One with nature? Pfffft.

    May 21, 2009
  • I woke up this morning with my son, in his bed. Which normally I guess wouldn’t be such a strange thing, except that I have NO MEMORY of getting up and going in there.

    I don’t know why it felt important to share that, but there you have it. I’m a sleepwalking nut.

    bejewells last blog post..Funny

    May 21, 2009
  • So the drugs you took BEFORE the spoonful of peanut butter had nothing to do with it then? ;-)

    May 21, 2009
  • That might put me off peanut butter. No, wait, it wouldn’t, I love peanut butter, but it might make me think twice about midnight snacks!

    anymommys last blog post..Cusp

    May 23, 2009
  • Important Note:

    Peanut butter can HELP you lose weight… I swear by it… maybe you’re not eating enough??? Don’t eat the low-fat stuff… has too much sugar and chemicals… just saying…

    Dreams? Go look Kenneth up. It might be the universe trying to tell you something.

    You are my new hero. I won’t be able to blog for months now after reading your stuff. Can you ever write!!!!

    WackyMummys last blog post..Fun Friday Foto Madness

    May 24, 2009
  • [...] already know that I wandered into the kitchen at 3am one night and crammed my mouth full of sticky smashed [...]

    May 25, 2009
  • I would totally tell you to lay off that peanut butter, but you know, in the last year of my nutrition program, I included it in the hypothetical diet of an imaginary obese woman who wasn’t getting enough protein. And I got an A.

    I did not, however, realize the bonus hallucinogenic properties of said diet aid. Wowza.

    Karen MEGs last blog post..Gimme Sympathy

    May 26, 2009
  • Hi,
    I am so glad I am not the only one who has incredibly detailed crazy convoluted long dreams. If I was funnier I would write some of them down. Maybe I’ll try anyhow and just see how it turns out.
    Thanks.

    June 28, 2009

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