Nice Guy vs. Crazy Crotch Lady
- At December 14, 2007
- By Lotus Carroll
- In Humor, Husband
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A few quick notes:
Picked up the bow for John’s Christmas present today.
To the woman who saw me “trying it on,” I am sorry you had to see that. Also, I am sorry your kids saw that, too, because I am sure they asked you, “Why was that lady holding a bow up to her privates?” And it’s not like you needed ONE MORE question to answer from the kids.
To the man who ran all the way from the register to where my quick walkin’ booty had gotten by then, thank you SO MUCH for bringing me the two bags of groceries that I paid for and almost completely lost. You reminded me that there are still nice people in the world. Rock on, Mr. Running With Bags Man. I love you.
That is all.
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Lisa Milton
Trying on bows in the store – that is awesome.
Well, probably because I have no explaining to do.
Christi
I LOVE IT! I might just have to go searching for my own bow! If I have a story to tell afterwards, I’ll be sure to let you know!
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Tiff @ Three Peas in a Pod
HMMMM I can’t picture me doing that in the store anytime soon. BUt I do love the bow idea!
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Veronica
So c’mon, spill. What type of bow did you buy? Does it complement the colour scheme?
Ah the running with bags guy. I need one of them, better than an
‘OY! YOU! You left your BAGS BEHIND!!!
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witchypoo
You did int! Did you not see box in a box?
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Avery
That sure was nice of that guy! Christmas seems to be bringing out the best in people this year for some reason. Or maybe it’s just me.
I’m sure your Christmas gift will go over quite well. Heaven help the man if doesn’t say it was the best gift he ever received!
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Dawn
oh holy crap. I’ve so walked off without my stuff before. that’s hilarious.
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tommie
my first thought was ‘oh no you ditn’t” ….
yeah to the Bag Man!! There are decent people left in the world.
happy weekend
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Thursday's Child
You know, from the month or so that I’ve known you, I’m not at all surprised why you went out trying on bows for your whatsit there.
Major props for that. haha
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Jules
Now, did the grocery bag guy see you holding the bow up to your “privates”? Because maybe he was hoping to be the recipient of that gift.
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kim
heheheeheh excellent..xxxx
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Suzanne
I’ve always been told that men only want one gift. Why not gift wrap it? In the early days of dating my husband, I even asked. He said it was true.
That was pretty funny. Imagine if you had Braden with you, though, it would have been even more embarrassing for you and hilarous for us!
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Jerseygirl89
Do you mind if I still your bow idea? Our budget is tight this year too. Though I think that I’m not going to try the bow on at the store.
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Kelly
So you did it? The cooch under a bow, huh?? I assume the man who brought you your groceries didn’t see you trying on the bow.
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Oh, The Joys
The gift that keeps on giving! Bow chicka bow wow!
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river
I’m a checkout operator and I’m amazed at the number of people who walk off without the groceries they’ve just paid for. I’ve done it myself once or twice. I can only think they’re so distracted by our witty conversation. You know, the one that goes, “hi, how are you? (scan pack, scan pack), that’ll be $xyz, do you have flybuys? Thank you, bye now”
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Thermostatic Shower
gift baskets can really be a nice way to expres your feelings to someone:.*