A post with swag. And bewbs. Everyone should really be happy. What more is there?
News from Room 704 and Me:
Not attending Blogher 09, and bummed about it? Blogher@Home is hosting posts and giveaways to keep you entertained and get you in on the fun, even if you can’t attend! Check them out.
Friends of Maddie is kicking off a charity that will support families and babies by raffling a Netbook. Your donation will honor Maddie, help families and babies who need it, and enter you for a chance to win. Trifecta.
Sitting at home, but you still want swag?
Click the appropriate link below, pay flat rate shipping, and get entered to win swag collected for you from fabulous merchants/companies by The Purveyors of Swag (Room 704).
For $10.00, anyone in the USA and Canada can buy a ticket.
For $20.00, everyone else in the WORLD can buy a ticket.
Click to pay your shipping/buy your swag ticket:
One swag ticket = One piece of swag.
Who wins? EVERYONE who has a ticket.
You buy a ticket = You win swag.
We have LOTS of swag. The more tickets sell, the more we show you.
Swag Teaser List so far:
Elf Makeup Sets/Products & Accessories
Jewelry from RBH Designs
Assorted Children’s Books
Reusable Shopping Bags
Baby Products
$50 Crocs Gift Certificates
$50 Monkey Toes Gift Certificate
Nava Atlas’s Secret Recipes for the Modern Wife
Eden Fantasys Bullet Vibe
More to be revealed as tickets sell… so, so much more. Buy your ticket!
Still bummed you’re not attending Blogher 09, even though we’re throwing swag at you?
at least your bewbs aren’t going w/o you. like mine did last year.
If you’re STILL bummed… Dude. I can’t help you.
I mean. Bewbs. ^ At least smile. Sheesh.
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My 2.5 year old son saw those bewbs and called out, “Hi, Mama!!!” That’s quite gratifying. Smiling even more!
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Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:14 PM
@Beth in Alabama,
Are we bewb twins?
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Beth in Alabama Reply:
August 13th, 2009 at 10:35 PM
@Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus, As bewbs are already twins, we’d be quads! But no, sadly, the righteous breasfeeding lovelinesses have waned a bit. I’d need a complicated, compound fisheye lens to get any great bewbage shots going these days. Still, if I ever end up at blogher, we’ll still come say hello and hello (or, “Hi, Mama!”)
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So should blogher really be called “sleep with lotus’ boobs in real life” this year?
moosh in indy.´s last blog ..a chance to see my uterus and eating habits.
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Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:13 PM
@moosh in indy.,
I really missed a fabulous marketing opportunity, didn’t I? *sigh*
Should have sold tickets.
By the way, I’m so over my bewbs constantly teasing me with, “Haha, I’ve slept with Casey and you haven’t… neener, neener” Damn elitist funbags. *sniffle*
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LOVE the sex toy in the mix of swag…hahahahaha….
HappyCampers´s last blog ..Oh Snap!
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Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:13 PM
@HappyCampers,
*grin*
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Just for fun I googled “bewbs” and sure enough, your site showed up on the first page. You are immortalized, Lotus, in the living breathing web forever based on yer bewbs. Congrats. =)
WackyMummy´s last blog ..Wild Drivers
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Now I’ve got this freakin’ Fred Astaire dance tune running through my head …
“Heaven, I’m in heaven ….”
Gawd, Lotus, the RACK looks SO GOOD.
lceel´s last blog ..W.C.
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Hi Lotus! Nice bewbs. I’m proud to have elbowed them that one time. (sorry)
I love your new header and I’m also really sorry I’m such a lurker. I’m trying to reform.
I might do Weekly Winners tomorrow for the First! Time! Ever! (I have to download and see what I’ve got.)
amy2boys´s last blog ..Horses & Flowers & The Olden Days
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awesome! im excited about blogher@home!
pamela´s last blog ..BlogHer :/
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Talk to me, beesh.