Ode To A (stupid) Ladybug

Goodbye, Ladybug…
We never even knew you.
But damn. You STUPID.

Ha! I bet you thought
I would write again about
my new pregnancy!

Guess I just did.
Oh well, I can’t help myself.
The joy is too great.

All I will say now
is: my maternity shorts
already fit. *cries* :’-(

This, I found today
right between my boobs – how rude!
A tick. Disgusting.

I do not care to
have more than one parasite
at a time, but thanks!