Of Junk, and Boxes
- At December 19, 2008
- By Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom
- In Humor
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I need a little break from my sorrow. You do, too.
Time for a favorite amusement of mine around this time of the year.
I think I might just post this Every.Single.Year.
Perfect gifting solution for today’s economy, right?
You’ve got less than a week now, fellahs. So buy that box and get out yer scissors.
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Claire in CA, USA
I just got finished shopping for Christmas. I really wish I’d seen this video sooner! ‘Course, I’d have to grow a d**k before giving it away.
Funny video. I heart Justin Timberlake.
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Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
@Claire in CA, USA,
No dick necessary, just do what I did last year:
Merry Crotchmas
(Scroll to the bottom of the post.)
Twitter: LotusCarroll
RockAndRollinHerHeartAndSoul
boourns. i cant watch the video, since i live in the land of igloos and poutine. i fail, lol.
Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
@RockAndRollinHerHeartAndSoul,
Ah, sorry about that. I didn’t know there were any restrictions.
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Stassja
It really never gets old, does it? I’ve come to unabashedly adore Justin Timberlake, and his appearances on SNL started my horrific downward spiral. Lol.
Nikki C
LOL yes I so needed that today!!
Nikki Cs last blog post..Can I skip christmas this year?
Lilacspecs
Damn ethnocentric hulu doesn’t stream outside of the US. It voted McCain didn’t it.
Stupid Hulu.
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Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
@Lilacspecs,
I didn’t know it wouldn’t play outside the US. Sorry about that… last year I found the video on YouTube. It’s been yanked from everywhere else at this point b/c of copyright.
Twitter: LotusCarroll
Special K
HEE! I remember your Merry Crotchmas dilemma! Has it been a year already?
I heart Justin so so much! That video is just one of the things in life that makes me smile!
Lynette
LMAO. Maybe I’ll just get the hubby a box and tell him that’s what want for Christmas. (That will be better than SOME of the gifts I’v gotten through the years)
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koehmstedt
Love it! JT is great ;o)
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kompostela
I see only message that I’m not from USA and I can’t see the video:(( What is there?
Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
@kompostela,
Sorry about that – it’s a Saturday Night Live video with Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg singing about giving their dick in a box as a gift for Christmas. So, just an incredibly vulgar and immature moment that you missed just now.
But funny. Funny as hell. B/c I’m incredibly vulgar and immature, and I appreciate the same. Heh.
Twitter: LotusCarroll
kompostela
@Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus, Oh thanks:))
When we learnt about USA Christmas gifts at the university there wasn’t written about dick in the a box:)) The truth was hidden:))
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kompostela
@kompostela, How can I add my picture to your lovely forum?;)))
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Jenny from Mommin' It Up!
I probably watched this 30 times last year, but this is my first d*** of the season…thanks Lotus! I can always count on you, my friend!
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Ashley @ mrs007.com
soooo I just have to say thank you for this. I will never ever not think that video is funny
However, in my world it’s not outside the realm of possible gifts my husband might get me for Christmas. I mean this is the guy who plays peek a boo with his hoo hoo and expects me to get in the mood just from seeing “it”. He also thinks the pendulum is the funniest thing in the world.
I swear I sometimes think I am married to a 7th grade boy
p.s. if you don’t know what the pendulum is….you probably don’t want to know
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Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
@Ashley @ mrs007.com,
Oh, I know what it is.
And I have an ex who actually ran up behind me while I was working on my computer and slapped me on the back of the neck with his, uh, meat hammer. It made a rather amusing “schmack” sound that he found INSANELY HILARIOUS and he didn’t stop laughing for days.
It’s really not one of his bad traits. I found it funny also. I think maybe I’m a 7th grade boy, too? I also laugh at “The Tuck.”
So yeah.
Twitter: LotusCarroll
Deb
I blogged about this a couple of weeks ago. Do I sound like Scrooge if I say I’d rather have an IPhone than a dick in a box?
Debs last blog post..C is for cookie, Christmas, and my grade.
Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
@Deb,
You only sound like a Scrooge if you deny your hubs another piece of coal to keep his lonely weiner warm while he sits in a corner all alone and watches you play merrily with your IPhone.
Heh.
Twitter: LotusCarroll
lceel
Being a person with ADD really is a drawback at times like this, because my mind is running in SO MANY different directions at once that I can’t just pick one and follow. But boy – if I could …..
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Kat
Hahaha. I love that one.
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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twas what I was for Halloween. See: http://awholelotofnothing.net/weekly-winners-1026-part-2-dck-in-a-box-version/
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The Other Dawn
I collapse into a fit of giggles every time he gets to the “step ONE, cut a hole in the box” part.
I love this video!
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Memarie Lane
I love that one too. They also did another one called “I just jizzed in my pants.”
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connie
LMAO, OH MY GOD, I laughed so hard (no pun intended, lol) when I watched this! Bobby would SO want to do that, lol. I’ve always been a fan of SNL but when Kendall was born, I stopped watching it due to, you know, sleep deprivation. But, I’ve recently began watching it again (& it works out perfectly~that’s the time I usually post my weekly winners, if Idon’t have them as a scheduled post). It’s impossible not to laugh while watching that show! Thanks for sharing this humor Lotus!
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Amy @ Milk Breath & Margaritas
Thanks!! This is always hilarious. And I love the Crotchmas gift idea. I’m been stumped what to give my hubs. Now I know.
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Gabriel
For those who couldn’t see the video (like me)… If you use an anonymous proxy (like vtunnel.com or hidemyass.com) you should be able to see it, because they will make this site think that we’re coming from places like Chicago.
The procedure is simple, you just type the URL of the proxy (e.g. http://www.vtunnel.com) and then enter this URL in the corresponding box. This has to work!
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Colleen - Mommy Always Wins
I only hope this never gets old for me!
(Do you laugh at the “singer”?)
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Dory
Hunky has threatened to do this and i sure wouldn’t put it past him! LOL
p.s. I noticed that CommentLuv has been choosing an old post instead of my most recent. It does that at all the sites that have it, not just yours. Has anyone else mentioned that problem?
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Krista
Oh no, seriously? Where in the world do you find this stuff!!!
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Suzanne
Thank you! I’ve never seen it and never thought to look on Hulu.
Years ago, one of the new age-y books (men are from mars?) said that all women had to do was provide themselves as a holiday gift. Since then, racy nightwear is called ‘gift wrap’.
JT goes up a few notches in my book.
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Talina
Yeah, if N gave me that I would probably cut it right off. Buy me a read gift dammit!
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Jessica
Thank you for making me laugh so hard I cried!!!
Kara
Oh, I so loved these posts and discussions from last year. Crotchmas was classic. thanks for bringing back the love and fun!
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Cassandra {Simply Fearless}
Oh that was funny! Thanks for the laugh…I hope I get one of those for Christmas :~)
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Mandy
Love it! Ya know, for those men who are too lazy to get their own box and scissors, Amazon sells a kit: http://www.amazon.com/Dick-Box-Saturday-Night-Live/dp/B001066H5U
Beck
My husband keeps offering to give me that particular present. Pshaw.
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Karen MEG
Yeah, we can’t watch any SNL videos from here.. but I figured it was JT and Andy Samberg from your description. Always hilarious.
I think it’s a great tradition to post it yearly around this time! Has it already been a year? And where the hell is Bill Gathen?
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fruitlady
I haven’t seen that in so long! Ha! Thanks for reminding me about it. Hilarious!
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HappyCampers
You’re in my prayers, sweet Lotus…
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