Oh, Hai! No, I’m not dead.
You aren’t nearly that lucky! I will be here, junking up this little corner of the Blogosphere, until they drag me kicking, screaming, and farting either into Le Looney Bin or to the afterlife.
That’s right, I don’t plan on going quietly into that good night.
And if you got that, I kind of love you, you freaky nerd, you. You’re cute. Are you single?
And just as an after-thought, IS there Internet Access in the looney bin? On the real, if there is, I think I kind of would like it. Just sayin.
So, enough for now. This is supposed to be a photo post – you know, “Wordless Wednesday.”
So shhhh. All I can say is that for NOW I’m home again. More poop and tantrums talk later.

Oh yeah, that photo I mentioned – you know one of the most fun things about visiting your husband’s side of the family? The embarrassing things you are able to collect and taunt him with later.






mommyknows
BWAhahahaha!
kicking, screaming, and farting –> hysterical.
Photo is funny too. I know just the one I’d use to torment my husband, it’s awful. Not as awful as my MIL though, so not likely I’ll be visiting soon.
Loralee
OMG.
THAT MULLET!
I think you should make him grow it back and get it permed McGuyver style. (Think of all the role playing fun you could have with THAT one!)
Oh, and yes. There is total internet access in the looney bin. Trust me on this. I use mine every day. Heh.
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Suzanne
It almost looks like he spent his high school years like my husband and his cronies-drunk.
No, I did not know my husband in high school. From what he’s told me, I probably wouldn’t have wanted to know any of the group.
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Ashley @ mrs007.net
ok don’t feel alone….my hubby had a mullet too
And when I first went to his parents house ( 19 and all knocked up I might add) his mullet was in a family picture above the mantel. I was just speechless. I couldn’t stop staring! It. was. really. bad. And now the picture is in a closet behind a band letterman jacket. Good thing men get hotter with age
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orlund
I wouldn’t laugh at him too hard. Remember you married him!
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Kaylynn
“Rage, rage against the dying of the light.”
Great picture, blackmail makes the world go round. Just ask every one of my brother’s serious girlfriends who were treated to a video of my brother dancing/lipsynching to “Hammer Time” and some photos of him sitting in a toilet with a hair brush covering his “wee wee”.
…locking me in the bathroom when mom and dad were gone isn’t so funny anymore.
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Veronica
OKay, I admit it. I’m such a nerd.
Love you too.
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'cuz I'm the mommy, that's why
“Death Be Not Proud”
Gawd, I am the nerd they said I was!
BTW, I totally remember that ‘do
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Lisa
BWHAHA!! Those were the days…the days of mullets that is. He’ll love you for that one.
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lceel
I guess that makes ME a nerd, too. “Rage, rage against the dying of the light.” As I do.
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Taz
cute mulltet…
and WOOHOO 12 weeks..:)
i had the baby… a boy..
Cai Wilhelm ..
7 pounds 3oz
born wednesday the 26th of november..
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Ashlie- Mommycosm
Niiiiiiice! That’s mullet is hysterical.
My husband looked like Chachi back in high school…or maybe a Monchichi. Very hairy. He’d kill me if I posted a picture…hmm…might have to post a picture;)
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kompostela
Great news! You are not dead!:))) I can’t believe it:))
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Chris
I KNEW he had a mullet somewhere in that skeletonless closet. LOL. Ah, I miss mine. Damn this male pattern baldness, or I would have it again!!!
Katrina
There will always be a soft spot in my heart for that brilliant, drunk of a poet! The mullet it priceless.
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Scott Bulger Photography
Jeez, I thought it was from “Independence Day” from Bill Pullmans big speech before the final attack!
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perpstu
I am a nerd as I recited that whole poem in my head while I finished reading your entry! LOL! I looooove the mullet!
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Kim
That is a hawt mullet.. lol..
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Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
Loralee,
AHAHAH, Your perm comment just reminded me of yet ANOTHER photo of him I’ve seen from back in the day.
And OMG if you thought THIS one was bad… hehehehehe… *rubs hands together in most evil way*
Now, I need to dig through the garage and warm up the scanner.
Oh, man, he’s going to totally divorce me.
Can I move in with you if he kicks me out? ;-P
Lotus:)
Twitter: LotusCarroll
Special K
Wow he looks just like my hubby’s cousin Timmy (pronounced TIMMAH!! South Park style just for fun!)
He lost his mullet a few years ago in a horrible BBQ accident.
Heh. J/K it was Pit Bull attack!!
Colleen - Mommy Always Wins
So glad you’re home and (hopefully) getting better!
I threaten my kids with the looney bin all the time.
ME: “If you don’t stop screaming, Mommy will end up in the loonie bin!!!”
THEM: “What’s a woonie bin?”
ME: “Its a wonderful place with coffee and laptops and all day shopping at Target. And kids can’t come. Come to think of it, scream your bloody little heads off!”
THEM: “NOOOOO MAMAAAA!!! We come with you!!!”
Its either that or I threaten to call the gypsies. Whichever.
Welcome back.
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lynette
Nothing like old pictures to torture the husband. I have one of my husband & his best friend and their high school dance (in the late 80′s) wearing tapered pants and creepers. If I could, I’d blow it up poster sized.
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Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
Orlund,
Well of course! And I spend a good deal of time laughing at myself, too, so I reserve the right to laugh at him as hard as I want.
I’m not without my own dorky photos:
Cultivated it early, guys.
Lotus:)
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Jenn
OMG. Mullet.
stephanie
Niiice photo! Definitely one to frame! hehehe…
Since I’m not getting luv from CommentLuv today (it’s so sporadic!) I’ll let you know that my WW photo is up here: http://tinyurl.com/6njsyq. Wait a minute, what are your rules with links again? Links ok, but no html? Can’t remember, so I’ll just keep my fingers crossed…
Raging Dad
Holy mullet, Batman! That is a great shot, and certainly blackmail for the future.
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Sarah
Haha!! That reminds me of the picture hanging around the house of my husband…with a PERMED MULLET. Yeah…back then he was HAWT. *G*
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tenakim
That picture was definitely worth a trip to the inlaws!
Ree
Looks JUST like him!
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Petra
What a stud! He’s rockin that mullet hard!
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Kat
“Rage, rage against the dying of the light.”
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A Jill of All Trades
That’s a beautiful mini-mullet he has there!!!
I remember those days.
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dcokequeen
HA!!! That’s awesome!! The first time I went home to meet my man’s family, I got the grand tour around the house and got to see all the family photos. There were MANY of him with a mullet. Apparently he thought that was a good fashion statement.
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PAPA
All my pictures are equally as glorious. Easy to do when you got the 1/2/3 combo: glasses, braces and zits.
Ah, but look at me now.
shannon
All the pictures like that of my husband have mysteriously disappeared. I managed to get his high school up on the wall but then it was gone. I think he might have burned them.
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