Ok, now get out of my head. The giant barely fits.
I feel as if the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk grabbed one of my nostrils with both hands, stretched it out in unfathomable ways, and climbed inside my face. Then he took a dump… and died.
Yes. I’m sick.
So here I am typing to you, and I’m wondering if the cold medicine will allow me to finish this post before my head slams into the keyboard and I fill it with the Drool of Deep Slumber.
Dawn’s latest Showin’ off on Saturday Challenge was to name the “Top Five Songs That _____ ….” (fill in the blank). I’m going to twist this a bit. Because I have a problem following the rules. Unless they’re mine.
I’m going to give you 5 songs - each in a different category.
Song That Makes Me Sad
(but damn, she’s hot)
Song I Can’t Get Out Of My Head
Song That Makes Me Feel Happy-Go-Lucky
Song That Flirts the Country Line Is Damn Country, But I Actually Like
(edited after a couple corrections)
Song That Makes Me Laugh A LOT
(Rated R for Excessive F-Bombs. Seriously.)
There’s a Meme for me over at Hello! Hey, it’s Me. that says I have to give you my top 10 playlist… but I don’t really have one? So I’ll just give you:
“5 Other Songs I’ve Listened to Lately, On Purpose”
All of Me by Billie Holiday (This song kills me with its wonderful.)
Numb by Pink
You Are So Beautiful by Joe Cocker
No Surprises by Radiohead
Toes by Norah Jones
Now it’s time for me to pass out in a snotty heap.
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Carolyn
Sorry you’re sick. I just heard about a study that said if you put vicks vapo rub on your feet and then put socks on, it will suppress a cough for several hours. So… if that head cold heads south, give it a try.
In the meantime, I think your blog is “Excellent”, so I’ve given it an award: http://laughingaloneinthedark.blogspot.com/2008/02/omg-somebody-gave-me-award.html
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zoeyjane
Am I the only one that just read Carolyn’s comment as something naughty? I’m sending mentholyptus thoughts your way.
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witchypoo
Sorry about your snotbag status. I’ve been hosing my nose with the old neti pot. Washes away snot like magic.
Feel better soon!
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Sports Mama
That was the most vivid imagery of sickness I’ve ever read… described the feeling perfectly!
Blog-hoppin’ around tonight, and thought I’d stop in and wave a quick hello!
~Sports Mama~
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Makeshift Mama
Haha! You sound just like my dad! He would come home from work, moan, and say something along the lines of, “I feel like I should be able to just drill a hole in the side of my head and let all the goop pour out. Glug glug glug.”
We were always amazed/impressed/horrified by his descriptions. And it is recently come to my attention that I’m beginning to follow in his footsteps.
Hmmm…
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Secret Agent Mama
Just don’t use any Camphor. Now they are saying that it can cause seizures.
That being said, feel better soon. I have a headache and a cough, and I reckon I could use some good, ole fashioned sleep. My eldest has it, too, and my daughter and the baby just got over it. Ugh.
Love the songs. All of them are just great. xoxoxox
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janet
oh man, you just got your libido back and now you’re sick?
wait. is there a correlation?
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Lilacspecs
Awwww no! Only one night for “business time” and you get sick?? Gotta watch the bumpandgrinditis there woman!
Veronica
Passing out sounds good. Actually anything where I don’t have to think sounds good right now.
The videos take to long to download for me, so I will have to accept that I can’t see them.
Hope you feel better soon.
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Gordo
I feel your pain, Lotus. This crappy cycle of cold & snowy, warm spell with rain, followed by more cold and snow has wreaked havoc on every immune system in the house. I’m starting into my third cold of the winter, which seems to be in my snot factory AND my throat. Ugh. My voice has dropped an octave since Thursday and I’ll on schedule to turn into Barry White by Monday.
The last two videos have been taken down, unfortunately.
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Dawn
dude. My cold is moving to the lungs, I’m hacking some awesome looking stuff.
That Michelle Branch song? That version? Been looking for that. It’s a Buffy thing.
And ******* Matt Damon was in my head all week
Dawn’s last blog post..Showin off on Saturday
Sister Honey Bunch
I’m surrounded by sick at my house. I better not catch it though, or I will be spitting mad. Get better!
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HappyCampers
I hope you feel better quickly! It’s always rotten to be the Mommy AND be sick…
As far as your music choices, I have a few comments:
*That song is no were NEAR *almost* country…it’s full-blown country, girl! Welcome to the Twangy Side. Glad you’ve joined us…even if it’s for a little bit
*The Matt Damon song had me laughing out loud when I found it last week. Glad to see we have the same odd taste
Now get some rest & tell that Giant he’d better move it or lose it
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Amanda
Feel better soon, Lotus.
Beck
WE HAVE THE SAME SONG STUCK IN OUR HEADS! HAHAHAHAH.
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Ree
Feel better babe. XXOO
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clickmom
Just crawled out from under a three day stomach bug- you have my undying sympathy. At least I could keep it together until I got mine off to school each morning and then collapse back into bed for another 6 hours.
If Braden pees on your sick bed bed maybe we can get another “what does it look like” game.
I adore Sarah Silverman, rented her DVD when I didn’t have real tv last summer, She is hilarious.
And congrats on the full length post despite the illness, very committed of you.
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Tasina
*hands you a tissue*
I just got into a friendly argument with someone about the merits of the Beatles. I love them and the other person likes “a song or two.” GRRRR. I was happy to see them on here.
If you do like the Beatles, immediately go out and rent “Across the Universe.” It’s a musical with all Beatles songs. Fantastic.
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AMomTwoBoys
1) Love Corinne Bailey Rae. Awesome
2) You live in Nashville and your hubby travels with a country singer, yet you don’t like Country music? Are you a fish out of water around there?
3) Hope you’re feeling better SOON.
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Suzanne
I was sick earlier this week and decided to try the Zicam, since a bloggy friend swears by them (and did a commercial for them, too). It works. I just have a little stuffiness because all the family drama kept me from using it for a day.
Feel better soon, you need more business time. (Oh, and the pill did the same thing to me that it did to you…)
Suzanne’s last blog post..Sharing the love
Jon
If you like the Wreckers, try Miranda Lambert (first cd) and Taylor Swift. Pretty similar, but the whole cd is that good.
Maria
What the hell do you mean flirts the country line? That’s country! I mean, do you hear the fiddle – it could almost be bluegrass! Don’t fight it. Everybody has @ least one country song they like, even if it’s just Rawhide.
And my kids have given you their stamp of approval for Here Comes the Sun. They love the Beatles. Like seriously, I cannot tell you how my everyday is completely absorbed in Beatlemania thanks to them.
What’s on TV right now you ask? Help! – again. Third time today. It’s only noon.
Maria’s last blog post..Week ending poetry [and another MeMe to boot].
Maggie
Feel better. Seems like everyone is sick right now. ‘Cept me. All of y’all need to stay the hell away from me! No, really, sorry you feel crappy, though.
Maggie’s last blog post..Haiku Friday 2/8/08
Christine
I’m sorry to hear you’re so sick
But i have to admit the way you described it made me laugh ~_~
Things i do when sick include eating chunks of garlic and ginseng and copious amounts of tea!
(ps. i wandered here via http://eleven-pm.org/, nice to meet you)
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Mackenzie's Momma
Oh, lotus, i hope you feel better. I have been fortunate enough not to get sick yet this winter(last fall however is a different story) so have some get wellness from me.
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A Whole Lot of Nothing
I’m sorry I gave you my cold. I guess it’s all the stalking – you were bound to catch it from me.
Nancy
Damn bugs just have to run the course, but a couple Tylenol PM and I am down for the count. I hope you shake it soon … not fun being sick when there is a little one to chase after.
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Elizabeth
As soon as I heard that Corinne Bailey Rae tune I placed a request for the cd from my library. Thanks for sharing some good music!
Feel better soon.
Elizabeth’s last blog post..I don’t mean to brag
julie
Great songs…I love Here comes the sun…My son has recently been playing the Beatles a lot, and that one is one of my favorites (but seemingly not one of his. He plays Elenor Rigby more.)
julie’s last blog post..Showing Off On Saturday.
SusanB
Ooh, we have *that* cold right now too…it SUCKS! I’m amazed at your ability to remain coherent during the onslaught!
I’ve heard that laughter is good medicine…so, thanks for the Sarah Silverman song…laugh out LOUD funny!
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Jenski
I love your taste in music! For the record, that “Leave the Pieces” song is on the pop-ish stations around here, so it’s more country-pop than anything.
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MommyTime
Dude, lots of love coming from here. I’ve got swamp-water head myself. Totally full of it. I don’t have a neti pot, but I’ve heard of it, so I used one of those bulb syringes earlier today to clean out my sinuses with warm salt water. Gross but effective. I do feel a bit better. Might be worth a try. Also? Sleep. hugs…
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tommie
I do hope you are feeling better soon….this thing swept through our entire family a couple of weeks ago.
BTW, the matt Damon song is HILARIOUS!
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MommyTime
Came back to say that I was inspired to post my neti pot trial, in the hopes that it might help fellow sufferers (whether to use it or avoid it like the plague is up to you of course). I thought you might be happy to know that even in illness, you are inspiring. Or some other sappy thing that might make you smile and feel a bit better.
MommyTime’s last blog post..The Swamp in My Head Needs Draining
Jerseygirl89
OH MY, that Matt Damon song is the best thing I’ve heard in months.
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PG
That first paragraph is GOLD!
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Rex Howe
Love her.
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