On the serious? Stop it, Braden.

tee hee hee!!!

janelle’s last blog post..Three Cups of Tea (and another giveaway to visit)

Holy Shit Lotus.
(sorry,couldn’t resist)
Did you actually go there? You said Fla-turd?!
i’m so impressed/proud/amused.

Ha ha.
Happy HF.

Rachel’s last blog post..Bright Lights, Late Nights

I rarely comment but still read ya everyday. You so killed me with the “fla-turd” that I spit my lemonade all over the laptop!!!!!! Yet another reason why I love you so

Hahahahahaha, only you, Lotus, would come up with fla-turd. You are awesome and loved much by a little boy.

Maggie’s Mind’s last blog post..Haiku (Bike-ku) Friday 7/11/08

Well that’s how I show people I love them…

missy wiggins’s last blog post..Tales from the dentist: Part 1
Twitter: molassa

Ah the joys. We don’t get much of those in the middle of the night right now thankfully… let’s hope the cory boy doesn’t learn from Braden!

Krista’s last blog post..Smoke on the Water (and fire in my yard)

By far the best haiku EVER!!!

OK, the line about have you ever crapped because you missed someone? Nearly made me choke on my chicken.

dysfunctional mom’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday ~ This Is My Life.

Ditto on the “fla-turd.” Made me giggle. But not for the shitz in the middle of the night. NICE, B.

flickrlovr’s last blog post..Haiku Friday: Oh, Jealousy!

Fo shit’zle!

Sandy (Momisodes)’s last blog post..Reaching

At least he didn’t make a pretty finger painting on the walls just for you…don’t think you would have been as fla-turd, then!

shannymar’s last blog post..And now for my grand Re-entry…

Just wait until he yells at you to leave him alone so he can crap. That’s TRUE love.

Zoeyjane’s last blog post..Meh, Wah and Yeah!

Been there. And I swear Amy does it for an excuse not to fall back asleep.

Veronica’s last blog post..Results

laugh out loud.

needed that…..

MizFit’s last blog post..link love.

Oh he loves you soooo much!

Cathy’s last blog post..Will We Survive? Haiku Style

Hilarious! Great Ku!

Fla-turd.

Ha.

My very very new favorite word.

~JJ!’s last blog post..Snore ‘Ku

Best haiku ever!! LOL

Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Project 365 (322/365)

Ha! Now that’s funny. I wonder what the monologue is, in his mind, when he does that. Let’s see ….
“Mommy. I miss Mommy. What can I do? …. I can’t just yell for no reason – she’ll catch on to that in a hurry – Mommy Lotus is no dummy – let’s check resources … barf? … no, nuthin’ there. Bladder? … nah, that’s empty,too. She got that before we went down. Poop chute? … Ah, there ya go. Now we got some AMMO!” and the rest, of course, you know.

lceel’s last blog post..The Next 100 Words
Twitter: lceel

‘I am so fla-turd’

I am so using that. I will do the copyright thing in my head but not out loud though OK? Cause people think I am scary enough as it is.

Kelley’s last blog post..‘Drop in’ at your peril

OK, that’s just damn funny. (big smile here)

Amy @ Milk Breath & Margaritas’s last blog post..Wife Swap
Twitter: amy2boys

Just wait until there are no more diapers and he’s all potty trained… except for the screaming from the bathroom in the middle of a dinner party or when friends are over… “Mommy, come wipe my butt…”

(true story)

Donna’s last blog post..Time to give me a little TLC

Ah yes. True luv. Only from the male of the species.

melissaz’s last blog post..Friday Haiku 7/11/08

LOL at “fla-turd!”

Karen of Sillymonkeez’s last blog post..Hip Hippo Hooray!

My little guy must love me tons. How turd-tastic is that!

Manic Mom’s last blog post..Purpose

OMG You are hysterical!

Kelly’s last blog post..FFF: Red,White,and Blue

Does it count if it’s your dog who barks in the middle of the night because he needs to go outside (even though he went outside to potty before the household went to bed) and then takes -forever to find the perfect poo spot in the yard to do his buisiness, epecially if it’s in the middle of the night during a rainstorm?

If that counts, then my dog loves me loads.

Condo Blues’s last blog post..Fabulous Flamingo Front Porch

Hehehe that gave me a great wee giggle, thanks!

Night poops are the worst aren’t they? >_<

Marylin’s last blog post..9 Month Haiku.

major eyeroll…groan…and snicker..

MP’s last blog post..De Lurk Dis Weekend

Okay, you are one talented writer….anyone who can turn poo into poetry is top notch in my blogroll!

Cassandra Rae’s last blog post..My TeenView

heh..

i know where ya coming from..

Maddi does that on the rare occasion.. lol

Taz’s last blog post..How Cute..

Have you ever loved
Someone so much that you made
Yourself puke in bed?

Gosh Kaitlyn, I know
You miss me when you’re sleeping,
But cut that shit OUT.

love ya, Lotus!

Elizabeth’s last blog post..California Dreamin’-of the BlogHer Anxiety Variety

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It’s a love/hate when I hear, “Maaaaamaaaaaaa!!!! I need you to wipe my buuuuuuutttttt!!!!”

A Whole Lot of Nothing’s last blog post..Peep Show

HOLY SHIT! That Bowel Movement stuff in the middle of the night is a bunch of Crap! A bunch of manure, I say! Holy Excrement, Batman, watch your step, Human Waste Matter ahead; like maybe a Dump, Defecation in progress! This could get Messy! For me, I’m not going near that boy, I’m scared Shit-less!

Coast Rat’s last blog post..FUN AT THE ‘CRAB FEST’ IN THE BAY!

Oh lovely! Our son does the same thing during naps!

Stephanie’s last blog post..Haiku Friday- Food

I do it all the time, but the Mrs. gets real pissed off when she rolls over into the steamer. Oh well….someday she will appreciate my flattery.

Hockeyman’s last blog post..Daddy Date Night Thursday

Ahhh that is so ‘sweet’ of him. The things we go through for our kids, huh?

Mom24′s last blog post..Help!

Good one! I feel lucky in that my kids aren’t “sleep poopers.”

Jennifer’s last blog post..In Your Face Gymboree

OMG, great haikus this week. Or should I say hai-poos?
Twitter: rachael1013

Been there. Cordy seems to poop about a half hour after we put her to bed now, meaning we have to do twilight poop changes. No fun.

Christina’s last blog post..Haiku Friday: Test Time

Funniest Haiku I’ve read in quite a while!

Queen of Shake Shake’s last blog post..Does This Outfit Make Me Look Fat?

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