Comments on: Onward, Soldiers!

By: » I like to be alone. (translation: I am oh-so-screwed.)

» I like to be alone. (translation: I am oh-so-screwed.) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:02:12 +0000

[...] parental units must not be allowed to refresh themselves. This is part of The Plan. This is part of how they break us [...]

By: » Haiku most humble.

» Haiku most humble. — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:02:06 +0000

[...] here in our home with son and dog to care for, cope alone, I [...]

By: lana

lana — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:14:20 +0000

Good work, Braden!
Make sure you put a proper firewall so that your Parental Unit(s) can have no access to this post and get even slightly prepared or – worse! – developed a counter-plan.

One more thing you can do when your Parental Unit gets horizontal: first make sure she’s asleep (how come if you are awaken?!) and then try to screw-drive your index finger between her eyelids and enjoy the look of her eye(s) when (and if) open.

By: » My Homies

» My Homies — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:16:15 +0000

[...] My personal outline (aka The Plan) is HERE. [...]

By: Noahs Mom

Noahs Mom — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 02:58:09 +0000

>If your Mommy tries to lay down on the couch and rest a little, while watching you play, as soon as she is horizontal, run over and slap her in the face real good with both hands. When she recoils and stares at you, smile as cutely as possible.

oh god i might have wet myself just a little…..
my 2 year old noah thinks this is the coolest thing ever and has taken to doing it every time im not in the full upright position