Please do not wish curses upon me.
But I have lost 10 lbs so far since I recently vowed to get back in shape.
(Which goes to show that occasional 1am ice cream won’t really ruin your life.)
I discovered yesterday, while wearing the pants pictured above, which have fit me rather well in recent times…
That I can now pull my pants down without opening them.
And if that’s the sort of thing you’d have an interest in seeing me do? You can click over to my other website and view a video of me doing it.
Yup. I videotaped myself pulling down my pants. And then I put it on The Internet.
Don’t worry. When I finally get a therapist, I’ll be mentioning things like that.






Pamela The Dust
woo hooooo. you’ll be getting some strange googles on that post.
congratulations on the weight loss. Will you lose some for me, too?
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Not Afraid To Use It
No curses here! Just lots of “Hell Yeahs” and “You Go Girls”. That is totally freaking amazing! And it makes me feel better about the three cookies I ate at 11pm tonight.
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Lady
Rofl. That’s just crazy enough to get some creeps commenting you asking, “So, do you have any panties on?”
Honestly, I would love to see what kind of weird searches will direct one to this post. XD You’ll have to update it later with that information!
laura
awwww c’mon, please let me hate you just briefly…
::::poof::::
see, it’s gone now!
congratulations to you.
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Alicia
No hatred here, either. Maybe some envy, but that’s not the same, is it?
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Shamelessly Sassy
I love when I can pull my pants off without unbuttoning them. Love it.
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Zoeyjane
Hello, stomach, I see you’ve gone to visit Lotus. I’d like you back please, cuz there’s a not-flat space over here where you used to be. And I see that Lotus has a flat space, so I’m thinking you ran away to her house since I was so damn condescending to you, all of the time. And she’s funnier. And has a better rack and hair. I get that, but I can be the person you want me to be, stomach!
I’ll change, I promise.
Congrats!
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Jamie
That is awesome! And your ten pounds? I think they are on my ass.
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Taz
Woohoo
to ya weight loss..
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Kari C
Yay for you!!! That is some exciting news! Keep up the momentum.
Rebecca
Yay! Congratulations!
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Twitter: ramblingreba
river
Congratulations, you’ve shamed me into action. I’ve been talking of losing weight for months now, but keep putting off the obvious eat less solution. I’m putting the biscuits (cookies) back into the kitchen cupboard RIGHT NOW. And brushing my teeth, because that sparkling clean feeling always stops me from eating anything more for the night.
Veronica
You look amazing. Now all I need to do is come to the US so we can make out.
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Jacki
Woo-hoo for you! Not that I think you look terrible to begin with, but it’s good that you are reaching your goals.
I loved that video…hilarious!
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Leanne
Brilliant news and I have the perfect plan to help you lose even more weight and it’s sooo easy. Just parcel up all your ice cream and send it to me at
Fatty McFatterson
c/o McDonalds
Hugh Jarse Way
Lardyville
W08 8LE
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lceel
At least there was a full on view of THE RACK!!
You are such a tease.
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It All Started With A Kiss
Curses? Nah, but I am happy for you. Jerk.
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Patsy Bain
There is a theory out there, one I’ve proposed for some time, that everytime someone loses weight someone must gain weight to keep the world in balance. Silly I know, but it sure does explain why that when you young cute things lose weight us older things have to put on those mature pounds.
I’ll make that sacarfice for you —
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tenakim
Yeah- we’re all so proud and jealous!
Hockeyman
Congrats Lotus! Maybe Dyson needs a model?
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Miss Britt
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
That is awesome!
But what I really want to know is – how is The Rack holding up to all this weight loss?
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DeuceMom
You look great! Billy Blanks would be proud
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Christi
WTG, girlie! That is awesome!
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Beck
TEN POUNDS!
WAY TO GO.
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Heather
You go girl…did I just say that outloud? So are you going to share your step by step transformation plan complete with menu plans…and workout tips…not like you have much else to do…right??
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Angel Smith
Good for you!
You really have a beautiful figure already, though, Lotus! I know it’s hard to embrace the physical traces of parenthood, but you look unscathed, babe!
Lilacspecs
Fantastic hun! When I was doing Weight Watchers over a year ago (not quite the right thing for me, but I gave it a shot) they told me that 10 pounds is pretty much a size. So go buy some new jeans woman! It’s almost as therapeutic as stripping online.
Almost.
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mountain momma
That’s awesome! Congratulations!!
maggies mind
I am so thrilled for you, Lotus! No mean jealousy here. I’ve lost some pounds of late, and I know that it doesn’t just happen without taking some action. You deserve it! And I watched the video, too. You are too cute.
Tara
Man Lotus! I’m simultaneously hating you and green with envy at the same time! You rock!
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Amy @ Milk Breath & Margaritas
Hey good job!! You have LOTS of room in those pants now.
Time to shop.
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Twitter: amy2boys
Sarah
Congrats!!! I’ve lost 3…but I haven’t been trying as hard as I can…gonna join a gym soon and go a few times a week. At least, that’s the plan. Here’s to hoping that by actually shelling out moneys every month I’m a bit more motivated to GO and workout…as opposed to my current workout regimen which involves me using my exercise ball to give the kids therapy…I do not actually use it myself…I don’t think that’s how you’re supposed to do it…
Twitter: sadiecass
Raging Dad
That’s pretty exciting. The losing 10 lbs, not the peeing video. Though that might be exciting too, but I think I’ll wait ’till I’m on my home computer to look at that, lest the IT devils take me away…!
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Jenty
Yeeha for the weightloss!!
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Twitter: jenty
The Laundress ~JJ!
Good for you…As long as you are FEELING good!!!!
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Mz. Nesbit
I CANNOT believe I just sat through a video of you pullling down your pants. I need to find something else to do…
LMAO!
You go girl!
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Ree
Well, you little (LITTLE) hottie you!
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Cathy
I love the ice cream part at 1 am. You go girl! I on the other hand are still struggling. I lost 7 but some ate some of it back. Gee, shame on me.
Anyway, keep it up. Happy WW!
Megryansmom
WTG!
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Sleeping Mommy
WOOHOOO! GO LOTUS, GO LOTUS, IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, UH HUH!
Don’t you love it when that happens?
MommyCosm
I want to say congratulations, but in my world I would so just leave it at:
Bitch!
I reserve that for people I respect most, btw.
I want to get my act together so badly and get back into shape…just not ready to do it yet. *sigh*
Maybe with the start of school…yeah, a mom can dream.
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Jessi
Lotus that is awesome that you can do that. It’s always a great feeling when you can pull you pants down without unbuttoning them.
I need to start a workout routine. I guess getting the exercise ball out of the box might help huh?
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MP
You are an inspiration…I quit smoking..and now I need to lose those 11 pounds back…
How’s the back fat, what were their names? Larry and someone??
Be honest…you went and voted for St Louis, didn’t you?
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Mandy
That is awesome!! I’m totally jealous
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Sarcastic Mom, aka Lotus
MP,
Congratulations on quitting smoking – that is EXCELLENT!
Oh, and Kevin & Leroy are still clinging to my back, unfortunately. I have much farther to go!
Didn’t vote yet, because I’m so torn, btw.
Twitter: LotusCarroll
Lisa@blessedwithgrace
you rock.
Queen of Shake Shake
Go you!
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Loralee
I need to make a tshirt:
“My day was totally sucking until Sarcastic Mom pulled her pants down for me.”
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After Hours
That’s great. You look skinny all ready! That 1am ice cream ain’t got nothin’ on you!
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Christie
Congratulations Lotus! That is awesome!!
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Eden
Fantastic! I had a skirt falling off during a kids party on Saturday so I’m there with ya (kinda).
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Tanya
well done! It does work….
I have lost 5 so far. Wanted to lose about 15.
I also have a problem with eating icecream late at night, last night I was hopping into bed when my partner appeared with a huge bowl of icecream and chocolate topping.
I couldn’t make him feel bad so I ate it!
Angie
Congrats! I’m amazed at how different clothes fit when you start shedding pounds! I think I’m up to 15 and my old pants just fall off, literally.
How much are you trying to lose or do you not have a specific # in mind? It’s not really about pounds for me, just getting in shape. Don’t get me wrong, the pounds are nice too:)
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Jenny from Mommin' It Up!
way to go Lotus! you rawk!!
Twitter: jennyitup
MaryAnn
YAY, YOU!!!
Just promise us that when you get so freakin’ hot that you spank your own self, you post that video too.
Cathy
um. how come you don’t have stretch marks?
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beautifulmess
wohoo!! you go!!!
And I liked the stripes!
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Athena
“That I can now pull my pants down without opening them.”
That is a great feeling isn’t it? Great going!!
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rachel
Lotus!
I am so proud of you!! That is awesome! Yippeee for you!!!
You go girl!
I hope to dropping my own pants, I mean pounds soon!!
ali
i already told you this on flickr…but you look AMAZING. i’m so impressed!
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autumn dahlia
That’s so awesome!! Yay for you!
I could have done without you sending Kevin & Leroy to come stay with me.
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Merrie
Good for you! I just wish I had the tummy you started with before the 10 pounds. I’m rather horrified at what has happened to mine. But keep it up!
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imaginary binky
Woo! We’re the incredible shrinking women! Just imagine how hot it will be when we’re MILFy and see each other in person. Rawr!
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Must Be Motherhood
I’m hoping I’ll be doing this myself 4-6 months from now…after the baby’s out. Rock on!
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Amanda
you go girl!!
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Dawn
kick ass. I can do it too – oh wait, that’s cuz I bought bigger jeans
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