Pseudo Birthday Thingies
- At October 8, 2008
- By Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom
- In My Son
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Braden’s 2 Year Birthday is October 16, 2008. Unfortunately, John has just left for another run and won’t be back until 2 weeks from now.
So he’ll be gone on Braden’s birthday. Well, darn.
Instead of getting too depressed about it, we decided to make it fun for all of us by having Psuedo Birthday Celebrations! We did a little before John left and we’ll do another day of fun when John gets back. (AKA: Yes, Braden is a spoiled brat.)
We gave him a little fake cell phone and car keys (in the hopes that he’ll leave ours alone) a few days ago. Here he is opening the keys…
The “Wow!” about the paper shreds is so cute it almost made me vomit confetti. (Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do when stuff is really really really super mega cute?) Then, he said, “Beeebeeee!” when he saw the baby on the picture, like that’s what he thought he got.
Oh, Braden, you have no idea what’s coming, buddy.
He really loves the keys and phone, btw.
But he will ALWAYS still find things of mine he NEEDS to play with.
Did you just vomit confetti?





twingly25
Yes I could so vomit confetti!! He is too cute! And no he has no idea what he has coming!! LOL MY oldest ask for a baby brother for xmas, well santa came through for him and I had my youngest 9 months later!! Three years later I am still teasing him about, especial when his little brother is bugging him!! “well sweetie, you wanted him, you got him” LOL
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Veronica
Yes. I vomited confetti.
(That’s my story and I am sticking to it!)
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Ness
OMG too cute. I can’t wait to see what your next kid looks like
Any names yet – and are you going to find out the gender?
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earthlingorgeous
yup yup yup! he know he is such a brat. love the last pic! awesome advance happy bday!
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Domestic Spaz
Great… now I have to clean the confetti off of my monitor.
Thanks.
Lisa
Excuse me, while I go vomit confetti
How cute though! Let me know if the keys and phone really work, like for a while. This way I can get J his own in 2 weeks. I’m still hunting for the spares.
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Trish
so cute Lotus … Braden is cuteness personified.My boys bowl their father over in the race for his car keys every night.
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Trish
congratulations too and I will keep you in my prayers for next 8.5 months
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photomommy
Very very cute!
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Jewels
He’s so cute! You know in my experience, it doesn’t matter what we buy them or try to persuade them with, our stuff is always better. LOL
Hydes Like Us
so sweet! Isn’t it fun? Isn’t it just so fun? I hate that they’re growing so fast.
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NATUI
It’s hard when you want to celebrate birthdays but jobs get in the way. Adorable kids! It looks like you all will make the best of it.
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Terri
very cool Lotus – birthdays and baby news, love coming here (Good times and bad).
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Beck
Aw, such a cute almost birthday boy!
(And hooray! I am so excited for you!)
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Lou Lohman
Just think. A whole new set of scatological adventures (and posting material) coming.
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Kat
Great. Now I have to get out the dust buster and get all this confetti off my desk.
VERY cute videos. Wait…… ohmygod….. I’m going to spew confetti again just at the thought…………..
*sigh*
At least I made it to the trash can that time.
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Raging Dad
I missed my twin boys’ second birthday a couple of years ago. It was a bummer, but like you, we made the best of it.
My kids don’t hide the keys, but my cats sure do!
Karen
He is so cute. I miss my kids being two. They were so much fun back then.
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missy wiggins
It is funny to watch little kids get excited about the box the present comes in MORE than the actual present. Sometimes I think getting my kids a box would be sufficient.
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Gattina
There will be lots of birthdays to come !!
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perpstu
Happy early birthday! October 16th is one of my two favorite days of the year as it is my aniversary! The other is my birthday, duh!
What a great day to share with such a cute boy!
xoxoxo
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punk rock mom
wow that was a first! Vomiting confetti. how stinkin cute is he????
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Colleen - Mommy Always Wins
Yes, yes I did. SO cute!
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Tiffany
He’s too stinkin cute! And I threw up a party hat. Who new it would burn so much.
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A Jill of All Trades
I think I just vomited a noise maker.
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The Glamorous WAHM
I totally vomited confetti! What a cutie!
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MichelleB
So cute. Haha I vomited confetti too! My two year old is super cute, he got my hubby to buy me a diamond necklace for my birthday from a site called http://www.idonowidont.com by pointing to the screen. Looks like he will get a super birthday!
hipmarye
I’m pukin confetti as I type. You know your gonna be glad when the battery dies in those things.
Tiff@Three Peas
Happy Birthday Braden!!!
He talks just like my son. He’s too cute!
Tanya
lol I hadnt read your blog for awhile, so I was like….What? What BABY?
Congrats
I am 8 weeks today, was scared as hell about miscarriage, am starting to feel a bit more positive with every day that passes!
We told my partners son (my stepson) the other day (His birthday is ALSO 16th October, he will be 6!)
He was like…..’What? Really?……COOL’
*phew*
Cassandra Rae
Mmmm tasty…confetti vomit tastes like bubble gum!
Hey, congrats on the heartbeat in your belly
*HUGS*
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Domestic Extraordinaire
Happy Early Birthday Braden!!!
And congrats to you!!! Here’s to a healthy and happy 9 months!!
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Taz
so cute..
glad he liked his pressie..
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DJane
Vomit confetti? Interesting… Learn something new everyday. Love the blog, cute son!
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ourcrookedtree
my confetti had glitter on it ?